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It's <b>fake</b> be careful the kind of inform you give them

pulchritude94:
very funny enh,

my number one notice about this false story is that is it possible to load 17M at once for an ATM machine
number 2, how many days does it take for them to do this work, i think at least the ATM machine is loaded once in a day so they should have seen it while loading or working on the machine.

please are u reasoning with me

1. It is possible. The Atm machine can take #8m if they are all #1k notes, but Indian has 2k bills that's 16m if naira is equivalent to their currency which is not and also it is loaded with 5h denominations too, so it's possible.
2. Depending on his frequently they withdraw from the machine. Some may take days or weeks and some only need 12hours and the ATM is empty.
But there is no way a rat can get into the cassettes. Someone is lying. The story is fake.

This is a big lie. That's an NCR machine and the money is always in a plastic cassette box, there is no way a rat can get into it.

In 2011, out of the N6,918, 082, 600 forms sold, it was gathered from the Accountant-General’s office that only N11,522,808 was remitted, while N25, 303,274 was remitted out of the N7,985,103,200 in 2013 and N13,926,462 was remitted in 2014 from sales of forms worth N7, 391, 063,800. The reports indicate that there were no remittances in 2010, 2012 and 2015.

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/02/jamb-generates-n46bn-forms-sales-6-years/

Available records show that in 2011/2012, a JAMB form was sold at the rate of N4,600 to 1, 503,931 candidates which amounted to N6,918, 082, 600. In 2013, the forms were sold to 1,735,892 at the rate of N4,600, amounting to N7,985,103,200. For 2014, 1,606,753 candidates purchased the form at the rate of N4,600, giving JAMB a whopping sum of N7, 391, 063,800. Moreover, in 2015, 1,475,477 bought the forms at the rate of N4,500, bringing the amount sold to N6,558, 646, 500 , the least sales in five years. In 2016, the number of candidates rose to 1,589,175, just as a form was sold at the rate of N5,500, bringing the total amount to N8,740,462,500. Last year, the number of candidates rose to 1,736,571, as an entry form was sold at 5,000, which amounted to N8,682, 855,000. Thus, in the past six years, JAMB had raked in N46, 276,213,600 from the sales of forms to prospective candidates. The question begging for answer is whether fund generation for the Federal Government is part of JAMB’s mandate or not. Many believe that rather than maintaining the present cost of a JAMB form, the price for each form can be reduced to give the less privileged access to tertiary education.

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/02/jamb-generates-n46bn-forms-sales-6-years/

ihatesycophant:
You guys need to be knowledgeable on issues. JAMB don't do manual marking but computerised for years now. The need of saying they employed people to mark is ignorance of you. Again, as at 2008 JAMB form was obtained 3,300 while in 2017 in question JAMB form was obtained 5,000 but as at 2008, the same JAMB remitted in a million at not billion. If they had remitted 2B we would say, they are in range but million. Simple arithmetic told us what really happened. Again, the amount expended now is higher than when it was paper exams. As at then they print by them selves but today they pay virtually on the CTU centers used for the exam and the calculation is per computer used and also payment for the centers but before all exams centers used are virtually govt owed schools. Private schools used they don't even pay them for their centers because they used them weekends but today they sometimes used a week or two to sit for it. You can take a walk to confirm from owners of CBT centers in your town and you will be informed of huge amount collected by them. As at then a bunch of a complete exam paper may not be more than 50 to 100 Naira. Pls don't argue, just check the equivalent of how much they sale newspaper then.

Again let's do this practically, let's take our sample to be year 2015 jamb form was approx. 4,000 and CBT alone, 1.4million were said to have registered, so that will amount to #5.6billion :0 I think we've been duped. What!!!

ihatesycophant:
You guys need to be knowledgeable on issues. JAMB don't do manual marking but computerised for years now. The need of saying they employed people to mark is ignorance of you. Again, as at 2008 JAMB form was obtained 3,300 while in 2017 in question JAMB form was obtained 5,000 but as at 2008, the same JAMB remitted in a million at not billion. If they had remitted 2B we would say, they are in range but million. Simple arithmetic told us what really happened. Again, the amount expended now is higher than when it was paper exams. As at then they print by them selves but today they pay virtually on the CTU centers used for the exam and the calculation is per computer used and also payment for the centers but before all exams centers used are virtually govt owed schools. Private schools used they don't even pay them for their centers because they used them weekends but today they sometimes used a week or two to sit for it. You can take a walk to confirm from owners of CBT centers in your town and you will be informed of huge amount collected by them. As at then a bunch of a complete exam paper may not be more than 50 to 100 Naira. Pls don't argue, just check the equivalent of how much they sale newspaper then.

Maybe you should read well before assuming and spooling incorrect info. Did you see where I said 20years as my reference point? You're so much in a haste to debunk me. Was machine used to mark jamb answer booklets 20years ago? And you know jamb doesn't just charge for jamb form alone, we have change of course form, change of institutions form, original jamb admission form, e.t.c how much is it now compared to 20years ago I.e if they have those before.

Enough of this B.S let's be reasonable for once, how much was jamb form 20years ago, when was jamb converted to CBT, how much does it take to print the question papers and answer booklets, how much did they pay those that makes the answers, do you know how many people they had to employ to just mark alone...

mozele:
yea you are right. Although I picked business management, the questions I solved were a combination of maths(more of word problem), english, business law, commerce and accounting. 30 questions in all to be answered within 20minutes.

Hope you did well?

Well I did great but, it turned out to be a scam.

I wrote my yesterday, pure science, maths dept.. 25 questions, 20mins. It was more of calculation. So I think its according to your discipline.

humilitypays:
My brother, believe me, if u were in that guys shoe, u would run too lol.

The decision to marry and who to marry is the greatest and most difficult decision every man takes in his life.

Marriage to men, is way different from dating cos every man knows the so much commitment and tying down that comes with getting married, so its not easy for a man to just accept a lady's marriage proposal when he has not made up his mind to settle down with her.

Only for men who go into relationship without the intension of marriage... as in just for relationship sake.

Stallion93:
Even without knowing the heads of Government parastatals?

yes, absolutely... talking from experience.

Stallion93:
Is it only people that studied Banking and Finance & Accounting can work in the Bank? Or it is if u can speak English with Phonetics(British type)?

No, even if its theater act you read in school, as long as you have 2:1 and you can pass their exam and interview, you can become a banker.

Is it that one can still do NYSC even when he/she finishes school when he/she is above 30years, hence is NYSC exemption optional for those above 30years?

Maybe your problem is you read too much.
1. Pray, I don't mean just going to church or going to church always, I mean your personal relationship with God... before you read pray, before you write exam or test fast and pray even if its just to 12noon.
2. Read, know when you assimilate well, some assimilate well early morning some in the night. The environment matters also, some love noisy area, some quite area and some love listening to music while reading or calculating. Above all, when you notice that your brain capacity is full and you're no long understanding or comprehending it again, just close your book for that day and rest or go out and have fun, if not diminishing return will start to happen.
3. Above all other points above, know that its not by your power or by how much you read. Its God. Do you best and leave the rest in Gods hands.

wish you best if luck.

lovelygurl:
The devil. I'm curious about his own story. We only know one

Maybe, but he was the fallen angel, second in command to God, adorned will all kinds of precious stone, more beautiful than any angel, dwelled in the presence of God, still has access to God directly cause he is still kind of one of God's son. But pride and greed will not let him. He is actually a fascinating creature.

Apart from Christ Jesus, the Only begotten Son Of God, it will be King Solomon.

1. The guy is a coward
2. I love the lady for her boldness, you guys may see desperation but I see a lady that's bold and knows what she wants.
3. getting engage doesn't mean you guys will necessarily get married
4. maybe the guy refuse to take the step and she decide to be the one to...
5. at least now she knows where the relationship is heading so she doesn't have to waste her time anymore

NEXT PLEASE.

[color=#000099][/color] I don't know but the site looks fake...

It wouldn't be fair to comment anything until I hear the story from both sides but still... Both of you have fault....
1. The guy is not your bank account, why do girls always feel guys should tfare you on a mutual ground.
2. The guy is a Mu.Mu for getting angry for being turned down on demand for sex, maybe he was thinking its time to reap from his investment.
3. Babe no lie to us say na because him vex because you turned down him demand naim make you come down from the bike come dey beg am, you though his will tfare you but he didn't so you came down and start begging him for tfare...
My advice is this; make your stands known to each other, if you're mutual friends, close friend, sex buddies, friends with benefit or bf and gf... It makes things a bit easier, don't assume.

Great post.

that iron man, Tony Stark, t alky got me. The make up turn him into a black man, I always thought black is unique.

that's at least #1,000 per day... which kind work be that, that's apart from feeding, recharge card, transport fare and the rest.

so when was he born then?

NLbully:
That's why he can't spell "Production" right

Kai people get eye o!!!

Ubenedictus:
then we agree

Yes we agree that bowing down doesn't mean one is in worship, worship comes from the heart. Only God knows those that worship him truly

overlord29:
WiLL the Indefinite strike aCtiOn CauSe the pRiCe Of N15 & N30 Dano MiLk tO craSh baCk tO N10 & N20 respectively

No but it may cause it to increase due to scarcity

Na jealousy go kill some people... Stop hating...

I was about to say it's a sag way and that this guy was either born in November or December but, when I got to the part of walking out of your marriage and your child I was like woo... Hold up, hold it there... One word for this guy is selfishness, but the other relationship if it actually happened that way it's cool.. .

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