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Romance › Re: Can Someone Predict What Is Delaying This Match (pix) by samwash(m): 7:46pm On Sep 19
Fiscus105:
Many of you will start fidgeting, when it gets to this level, you won't know the next step to take.
Brother man, before it gets to this stage, me and the babe don engage in so many dirty- flirty talks, so been in this situation, trust me, it's a walkover to me.
Romance › Re: Can Someone Predict What Is Delaying This Match (pix) by samwash(m):
Maybe na first time encounter, the guy still dey calculate,as if na chess he dey play.
Wait ooo!!! Nor be wett this girl wett so, make this guy nor fall my hand oo!!
Health › Re: My Fart Smells Terribly: Please What Could Be The Cause Of This? by samwash(m): 9:22pm On Sep 18
Don't rule out colon cancer, another condition that cause very stinky smelling fart.
You need to go to the hospital for medical check up, this is not a joking matter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 13th September 2026 by samwash(m): 4:24pm On Sep 13
Hemanwel:
Utd to win this one. This is the only derby Man U nor dey gree at all.

If Arsenal and Chelsea defeat Man Utd, it won't pain them mucho cos they are London clubs.

If Liverpool FC beat them, it still doesn't strike a cord cos they are from Liverpool.

But if City, their neighbour, beat them?? E dey pain reach bone

So, Man U to win.
You got it wrong on Liverpool
Man utd nor like Liverpool & Man city, them be their enemy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Calls For The Break Up Of The U.K,Leaders To Meet On Mon.(Video) by samwash(m): 3:34pm On Sep 13
Why do American want to dismantle the UK, is America not due enough to brake into several nations.
Travel › Re: 54 Countries Offering Evisa To Nigerians by samwash(m): 12:24pm On Sep 13
Abeg make I start to dey apply for the Visa for either Bahamas or Maldives for my Christmas vacation.
Man need to enjoy he time and money
Politics › Re: Protest In Tambuwal, Sokoto Over Insecurity, Hardship; APC Offices Burnt by samwash(m): 10:24pm On Sep 11
Why waste your precious time to protest,when general elections is in few months time, save your strength and protest using your PVC and defend it.
Funny enough these set of people will still collect the money and still vote the person subjecting them to the hardship they are protesting against, and the result will still enslave them for another four years.
Travel › Re: “lagos Wahala” — Strange Danfo Scene Gets People Talking(Photos/Video) by samwash(m): 9:03am On Sep 11
This bus has probably passed many police, FRSC, VIO check point, or they didn't see anything wrong with it.
I thought those Danfo buses are outdated and the company producing it has stopped their production way back,how come they are still entering the country.
Travel › Re: What I Saw Traveling from Tamale, Ghana to Burkina Faso Got Me Shocked (Video) by samwash(m): 8:29pm On Sep 09
Maybe he wan try tell us say he nor sleep for road like the ones we have in Benin to Onitsha road or South -East road, which is in a deplorable state where people sleep on the road for days to for a journey of less than 3 hrs.
Properties › Re: Snake Shower: Would You Take Your Bath In A Bathroom Like? by samwash(m): 10:18pm On Sep 07
Even if nothing dey there, the African instinct in me will never allow me to take a bath in that bathroom, never !!!
Career › Re: “God Abeg Help Me Spoil Their Phones Make My Husband See Work Collect” — Woman P by samwash(m): 6:20pm On Sep 01
Madam pray make your husband get money to dey sell new phones nor be to dey repair phones.
Politics › Re: 2027: Tinubu Embarks On 3-Week European Leave by samwash(m): 9:32pm On Aug 30
PerfectStranger:
I've never seen other country's president running to Nigeria for leave or vacation.
Them dey come but on low key.
Nairaland General › Re: Do Families Still Buy or Make Use Of Wall Calendars? by samwash(m): 9:31pm On Aug 30
I still hang recent calendar on the wall of my parlour, but those calendars are gotten as souvenir.
Celebrities › Re: Dolly Parton Dies Aged 80 by samwash(m): 7:50pm On Aug 25
According to Ecc 3:2, "there is a time to be born and a time to die"
Everyone has a specific time on the face of this earth, better use it good.
I rock this woman song that year
Such is life
Education › Re: How I Almost Lost My Job This Morning Because Of "Peter And Me" by samwash(m): 10:39pm On Aug 14
...and you want us fellow Nairalanders to continue your argument from where you stop in the office
No way...,
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Of This From This Babe by samwash(m): 4:19pm On Aug 12
If your apartment fine and interesting, she will always come back.
Knacking , food and home video will always bring her back, that's the signature of a Nigerian girl. Improve on your game.
Family › Re: My Pregnant Fiancée Called Off Our Wedding A Night Before It Held… Did I Des by samwash(m): 11:52pm On Aug 11
Your story has already sorted itself out, two wrong can't make a right.
For now relax your mind, hustle more, pay up your outstanding debts.
Never go back to that lady, in future you can't cope with that kind of family, she has make you loss your respect before your in-laws.
If she doesn't call you, forget the fact that she block you in all media, still find ways to establish contact with her, he get why, make he dey on record say you nor actually abandon her and the baby.
Just work on yourself and your finances.
constant income of 400k monthly is not bad na, some working couple joint salaries nor reach that amount and family still dey carry on
Celebrities › Re: Brian Dennis Calls Out 2Baba Over Continued Silence On Issues With Wife, Natasha by samwash(m): 11:15pm On Aug 11
Abeg leave 2 Baba a lone, my guy is busy calculating his next target.
Very soon He go soon release new song with new baby mama
Christianity Etc › Re: Aerial Footage of Massive Crowd at RCCG 2026 Convention Gets People Talking(Pics by samwash(m): 11:11pm On Aug 11
Amotolongbo:
Please what is the developmental value and economic contribution of this to our GDP?
If you kown the amount that is been generated from this convention it will surprise you, both for the organisers, business individuals, government and the immediate locality.
Madam just try go the convention go observe the people Wen go do businesses there, it will surprise you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Radio Station "Accidentally" Announced King's Death by samwash(m):
My question is what's the current health status of the king now.
That was a leak classified info there.
Long live the King 👑
Family › Re: Married Look Vs Divorced Glow-up: Woman’s Transformation Video by samwash(m): 8:09pm On Aug 11
Apparently, it shows be single and after marriage.
If you look ham well na, she go be full time house wife without any financial contribution.
Properties › Re: Huge Roofing Design Spotted On a Residential House by samwash(m): 6:30pm On Aug 11
If the house is built on soil that is not strong,after completion of the roofing the house will sink down, and if the wind speed in that location is much, and it's on the direction of the wind,that roof will surely be blown off.
Culture › Re: Which Of These Games Did You Play While Growing Up? Part 2 by samwash(m): 6:23pm On Aug 11
@Op, why you nor put Tetris game, Nintendo Gameboy, sega mega.
After the street game , na to go play video game when light dey.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Snow Hits South Africa & Lesotho, Johannesburg Braces Itself - VIDEOS, PICTURES by samwash(m): 6:06pm On Aug 11
Northern African including western African countries are all located at the earth equatorial line, so we wouldn't be expecting anything like snow.
Education › Re: Do Foreigners Come To Nigerian Higher Institutions To School? by samwash(m): 7:22am On Aug 11
They are black Africans international students studying in Nigeria but because they are black you hardly noticed them except for their accent.
But if you are looking for white international students, you hardly see them only for few Indians , Lebanese, the fraction of white students are very small. I don't think I have met or seen European or Americans there, even as expatriate it's just a small faction of them.
Food › Re: The Best Way To Eat Yam by samwash(m): 9:42pm On Aug 08
You have missed it , what happened to pounded yam with soup .
Romance › Re: My Colleague And I Went To Slot Yesterday To Buy A Birthday Gift For His Girlfri by samwash(m): 9:32pm On Aug 07
This your friends Babe must be earning over 800k per month.
Science/Technology › Re: My New Freezer Freezes From The Top To The Middle Part by samwash(m):
A brand new fridge or freezer from the manufacturing factory needs at least 12-16 hrs of uninterrupted power supply for you to determine it's efficiency.
Be patient
Politics › Re: EFCC Investigates 18 States Over Fund Mismanagement by samwash(m): 10:01pm On Aug 06
What is the essence of this news if you can't mention those state involved.
Crime › Re: Army Arrests The 2 Soldiers At Peller's Wedding (Photos, Video) by samwash(m): 8:41am On Aug 06
These ones na still smallie for the industry na, them go hustle for their mate wedding ceremony.
Family › Re: Woman Celebrates 19th Birthday Of Son That Doctors Advised Her To Abort by samwash(m): 6:56am On Aug 06
Thank God for the young man's life.
Speaking three different languages was necessary because children with down syndrome have speech impediment talk less of this young man speaking two extra language.
Food › Re: I Bought This Fruit #50 Naira For 10 Pieces, What's The Name? (photos) by samwash(m): 10:49pm On Aug 03
It belongs to the apple family, I have it in my compound, just that mine is to soar abi salty.

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