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When I dey watch some of this guy comedy skit, I thought he speaks like that because he's cracking jokes, until I watch his live streaming I realise this is no joke.
It will not be expensive for him to hire an English teacher for himself,it's not too late.
Learning English language is not by going to the university, it's by learning it from the basics.
Make the guy go buy Queen premier joor!!

He be like say Mod don go sleep 😴💤
Mk he update the scoreboard

He be like say Mod don sleep 💤

Good News

Because Una hear say Baba say the woman follow ham go inside hotel room, some of Una eat don stand up and Una imagination don dey perceive another thing.
Another breakfast is served, analyst, let them keep analysing.

Waytin I go call this one now, if the thieves nor rob the grave, the woman for pass coma go.
Only to come home alive to the family na her husband pass there go. Men are always on the receiving end.

I nor kwn waytin to tell this Op, he mumu sha.
Even if 10k daily is not a big deal to you, why place a random girl that is not even your wife on a 2k daily, with other bonus included, even if you nor get waytin you wan use money do, buy dog dey train.
Give her the 10k you promise her, agreement is an agreement, she has fulfilled her part of the bargain,so fulfill your own part.
He be like say you new for the street game.
If 2k is not a big deal to you like you said, go dey save ham for daily contributors pple hand.
Hope say na you get the Bus you take dey hustle, nor let old age catch you up for the hustle.

Sunnyshinylight:
New day isn't a new year. There's a beginning of a new year and a new day. I am talking about a new day. I am talking a new year brother.

You can talk about a new day. But you need to realise that a day is just too small to complete a project. It takes 9 months to deliver a child, it takes 3 weeks to hatch 🐣, what are you talking about

Everything isn't to argue and fight. Alright!

Like i said earlier,"Life comes forth everyday"
Have you not heard about the
Chinese calendar,
Islamic calendar,
Japanese calendar,
Hindu,Luna, Gregorian, Jewish, Roman etc calendars.
So literally, different people in different parts around the world celebrate new year's day at different time.
Just because the world adopted the Gregorian calendar doesn't mean that life always revolve round it, so your new day is someone's elses new year day.

Sunnyshinylight:
The beginning is a key factor for adjustments and starting all over again alright. Capture that word " beginning"

Every new day is a new beginning.
Life comes forth everyday, every new day is a turning point.
"See every new day as a new year day"

My point is that you don't have to always wait for a specific First day to make a resolution, I don't always like that mentality.
I get your point anyway.

Why wait for January to start a new life or make a new resolution.
At any point in life things are not working well or you just suddenly realise that you are in the wrong path of life,just make that U-turn immediately to the right path of life, and things will work out good.

RollinTNDA:
Na by this time you dey wake up
Very unserious fella

Seun don't live in Nigeria, 😁 the planet he leaves in just enter the New Year now, so don't blame him. He's still in the right path, now or never.

LegendHero:
Wetin I wan find go that useless city? Even if dey dash me free of charge to go, I no go go?

Una Oba and terrorism be 5 & 6. So anyone against am deserve death, so how are you different from the Shariah advocaxy people wey dey kpai people coz of blasphemy?

Na because of this toutish nature make them banish your Oba of Benin ancestor

Bro for your mind, you go think say na faceless forum you for they operate,for this your statement, MEN don dey observe you, nor surprise one day MEN no pick you up for street ,dem come show you this your statement, them go say make you repeat ham again, na then your body go tell you.
You just make this statement,but remember the internet never sleeps. Nor get MEN fish you out.

LegendHero:
Who da fok is Oba of Benin that cannot be mocked?

Person wey them fit depose tomorrow easily and roundup all his miscreant supporters beating people if government really mean am.

But I no too like Obaseki people too, so as them
Beat am, I no get anything to say

Go Ring Road in Benin city to repeat that word you just said, na your body go tell you. If you disrespect your Oba, don't disrespect others people own .
Men go dey observe you from now, nor put mouth for family Matters.

Nigerians don't have business paying more than 30k for a two- way ticket within Nigeria,that is how it suppose be.
Just imagine me wen Lagos , suppose go watch match for Maiduguri and back to Lagos that same day on flight or person when dey Calabar suppose go church service on a Sunday morning in Sokoto, then fly to Abuja for lunch and come back home to Calabar in the evening all in the same day, all these air fare less than 30k in this our Nigeria.

This is not ordinary, it's no coincidence

APOPTOSIS:
Very poor performance.
How can someone with 70% Ball Possession have only 2 shots on target?
What can explain this please, 😭😭😭🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

Because the is been played in the mid field, the opponent has a formidable defence.
You never hear wen Chelsea or Liverpool dey pack bus, you can have 90% ball possession and still loss the match, that's football for you.

Swanzi:
Tunisia don’t deserve to be in the World Cup with this performance they will surely disgrace Africa…!

Was Nigeria playing well in the qualifiers as they are playing in this AFCON.
Every tournament is a different ball game.

ahamonyeka:
no am not we are just dating and am afraid if it happens she won't like to abort it am very sure of that and am really ready for it now and I don't like using condom for sex cos I will not enjoy it .I might got to a point and pull off the condom just to risk it which I don't want to do.

You never wan marry, you wan to dey knack but you dey fear HIV & STD, you better abstain, that's your best bet .
I believe if you mistakingly give that girl Belle now, you nor go fit marry her, my question is why explore who you wouldn't want to have a future with.

Apart from Tinubu and APC, where all the governors,senator and House of Rep, have decamp to the APC, which order part Una wan vote for?
Am not seeing any serious party at the moment that can challenge APC, you think those in power now want to loss their political relevance.

Let someone confirm if the rain as started falling in Ghana,so that the prophets in Nigeria should beg god for mercy.

Normal Normal na rice and stew win the occasion, but recently, I prefer fried rice. But on Christmas day I only eat salad and chicken, wash it down with either beer or red wine.
If I wan even eat na pounded yam with either Egusi or Black soup I dey eat.
White rice is still the winner 🏆

What the hell is Twitch platform, let me go check it out.
According to the news they where 83k steamers and He has 40k followers, making him the most follow Africans.
I want to ask, is that followers and streamers too much is that platform that he will have to get a ban, am not understanding

Why always a Nigerian, anytime they burst drug for India, a Nigerian must be involve, I think their only business there is drugs.

My concern be say waytin dem take deliver the Keke

Kelklein:
Omo.. if the establishment mean you ehh.. there is no escaping..

But if you are in the good book, you are free to take $5million from the till and send your kids to secondary school abroad..

Every sinner would have their day tho..

It's not about the' Establishment ' it's about who dictate for the 'Establishment'.
Do you think OBJ, Goodluck are clean or they didn't miss- appropriate funds, but their savings grace is the immunity they have, that will also be the saving grace when BAT leaves office.
Don't be surprise if EFCC is after Wike few years from now. Fayoshe, Bello & others have tasted from the soup before, so it's not a new thing.

Abeg someone should upload the group tables, I want check something.

He's better of acting movies than fighting in the ring.
Congratulations on a successful carrier in wrestling.

Sucolee:
What does the pastor do 4 a living?

He's a full time Pastor and he run a ministry.
Is that not a full time job

Cmanforall:
He’s not in form.
His exclusion is welcomed

Ok, I get it
The guy is also a good leader.

Where's that our captain, who captain the last AFCON squad.
I can't find his name, somebody tell me what happened to him, abi the guy don retire?

I go say when you see people running, look for a safe place to hide.
Many people don join people run go meet their death.

I be this Babe Fan for FBK.
If this Babe na American superstar, many of Una nor go dish out this kind of insults on her.
At least she has a better life style than that guy called Jaden Smith.