₦airaland Forum

Sheuns:
What did they say about birds of a feather?

Na the same mama born them

Sermwell:
Survived Wetin?? I guess you don't know how to read

Try shot person on close range like that on pump action gun.

The problem with our youths of this days be say dem wan buy land for Banana island or Ikoyi, some wan buy land in the middle of the city centre and they want to build castle or mansion.
All those city centres you see around today was ones a thick forest.
You Wen dey live with low salary,go find land buy for forest, build waytin you fit afford, civilization go come meet you there.
Before I forget,if you dey buy land for the forest, try acquire big land or try get land for land Banking, he gets why.

He be like say the guy go survive the shot ooo , the Baba only faint because of the force , the bullet proof don adsorb the bullet.
If na normal human, you go for see he body parts for ground.

Where all the guys from dey come out self, even if we tell you, Una nor go still learn.
Girls go just dey use Una head, it shows you pple can not go into marriage.

...And Makinde was not a popular candidate...

Ok, Mr Wiki, if all your PDP loyalist decamp to the APC, shabi dem go come dispace the already APC members and take over their positions, people that have already built the structure before they came in.
Creating confusion everywhere,APC downfall go loud pass PDP own.

Street food hum !! Be very careful, check the environment first, he get why.

If I talk waytin dey my mind, Una go talk say how he take relate to the topic on ground, but I go just dey observe like election observer, the truth go soon dey expose.
Akpabio Vs Oshiomole, this movie go tough.

This cultural practice is off, what I know is that if the father in-law has not paid the bride price of his wife, he has to do so in order of his daughter's bride price to be paid, it's his responsibility to pay his bride price not the responsibility of his perspective son in-law.

If this kind of cultural practice is still practice in that state, it means most of all those beautiful ladies in Akwa ibom will just been living in their husbands house without bride price been paid. While wouldn't them be promiscuous since their bride price has not been paid and their husbands don't have full rights over them.

From the story, how can a Daughter pay her mother's bride price, it's not heard of, does it mean we have irresponsible men in that place or it's just because of poverty.

Am yet to believe this cultural practice sha, I will do research on it , if you are from that state, pls throw more light on this issue.

Hope our young guys of these days knows how to separate pleasure from businesses.
The moment he start getting close to the girl, if it's a girl that's smart , na free lunch she go dey eat, it will start from paying him half payment.
No matter the tips, just do your business diligently and expect nothing in return, hope that sink it.

Few days now I just dey hear NDC up and down, somebody should tell me the meaning.
I was thinking is Niger-Delta Commission
Which kind federal government ministry be that , they just new lunch that ministry.

Una never hear say Wike wan go senate.
Former governor Fashola wan go senate
Former governor Obaseki wan go senate
Former governor Mimiko wan go senate
Former governor Ambode wan go senate
The senate is the retirement place for Nigeria politicians.

According to Jesus Christ in the Bible "A Prophet is not valued in his hometown"
Know this truth and have peace of mind.

Dcaliphate:
I don try but I no fit understand this your analysis bro

If a lie I talk check every season and count how many times PSG dey play their match for day time or afternoon, almost all their features are night football, na make I nick name them night vampires.

Dcaliphate:
Lol, tho it's most likely but football isn't like that, even PSG go dey fear anyone that makes it to the finals. Chelsea did same kind of wonders at the supercup last year. Never underestimate anyone in football bro

You know why Chelsea fit beat PSG because PSG nor dey play ball for afternoon.

Some kind team go just help knock out big teams commot for road, come dey fumble las las for another useless team to make to qualify through to the next stage.

What about that Baba wen come hijacked the party,hope he knows the party manifesto

For those saying why do wealthy people still run after Pastors, Alfa & Traditionalist, meaning their source of wealth is not clean.
It's not always how you think about it.
Making money is easy to sustain it that's where the work is.
In this Nigeria, when your competitors are seeing you making money, they look for ways to bring your business down, that's why you have to fortified your self and business spiritually with whatsoever you believe in. Ask those people that sells in market place they understand this.
You will just see your business going down without you knowing the cause of it.

For this hotel owner, the hotel management should have set a day aside to the the prayer since they know that they are going to be burning their candles or doing other sacrifices in the hotel premises.

Waytin dey happen, off weekend match on a hot afternoon.

Gbadugbakun:
If you can sleep from 10pm to 6am without waking up in-between to use the restroom or anything, you need to see a doctor ASAP

For a person to be waking up interval to use the restroom between 10pm to 6am is not healthy and needs to see a doctor ASAP

He go pain me if the night data na for only one night and it's expired, he nor go pain me If I can reused it the next night.

Jerixcon:
Even if you don't inform him, the most a landlord would do is give you quit notice to pack out within a month when you don't renew your rent when it expires.

How can a landlord gives someone quit notice within a month, when the person renew rent on a yearly basis. One month notice is uncalled for and a wicked act.

victorazyvictor:
Football na scam especially with this new VAR thing. See Arsenal ATM so shameful.

I stick to my wrestling.

Wrestling ; a well played script.

Wether you win or loss, people will still have negative things to talk about you, why bother yourself about them, their options don't count, focus on your victories.

Why love still matter, Black Lives matters,Love is a universal language and it's the currency of unity.
Let's love one and another and live in peace and harmony.

Honestly, I never thought Efe could beat Portable like that, I was always rooting for Portable, I didn't know Efe could have that stamina to fight like that.
Portable na trouble maker and noise na him sabi do
Congrats to Efe.

Hope " State of Osun" has been renamed to "Osun state".

As Madrid dey sign players every season, na so they dey sign coach also.

In a century to come all those countries will be mixed with African and Asian race.
I don't know how it will happen but it will happen.

I for take ham serious if he was contesting the election from a different party, he's just a jester, attention seeker.

Man Utd, the most improved team of the season.

If not for nepotism in Nigeria political space, who in his right sense will want Tinubu for a second term.

SmartPolician:
But how do grown men come to functions and be sleeping? If you are bored or feeling sleepy in an event, you excuse yourself and take a walk. Return to your seat later and stay active.

Am I the only Nigerian who knows the antidote for preventing this kind of embarrassment?

Omo !! Fatigue never hold you na make you dey talk like this.
All those Men, na functions after function them dey attend, moreover they are not getting younger, you can outsmart nature, it can happen to anyone.