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Health / Re: Invisible Insects Biting Me In My House by samwash(m): 10:55pm On May 24
My oh my !! goose pimples don finish me this night becos of the graphic pic.
The best solution is to relocate from that environment, I nor fit shout.
@op, na wa for you ooo !! You dey experience this kind thing you still go renew your rent, you wan kill your self by your self ?
Guy if you are not packing to your own house in the next 1 yr & no solution to this situation at the moment, don't look at how cheap the rent it, for your Heath & sanity better relocate.
Health / Re: Please Help; Gonorrhea Is Hitting Me Hard. by samwash(m): 10:37pm On May 24
Dickhead everywhere.
At least #150 should have prevented this your predicament. You trusted someone you are not even sure of the next move she will make after leaving your house.
One minute enjoyment then walloping in pains.
The hospital needs your money at this point in time, the doctor has to get paid.
Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Peeping At My Neigbhours unclothedness While They Are Bathing, Help! by samwash(m): 6:53pm On May 24
Which kind of apartment this poster dey stay when he dey get time/chance take dey see this pple.
Start peeping on guys, that will mk you stop the act.
Politics / Re: My Dream This Afternon About Yemi Osibanjo. by samwash(m): 6:39pm On May 24
Good day nairalanders,i took small rest ds afternoon and ths is what i saw in my dream.in my dream i was in the bush looking 4 firewood and i heard a loud music coming 4rm behind i decided to go and see what is happening.when went closely,i saw where apc ar having a very big celebration. I went near the crowd and see buhari crowning osibanjo.buhary put a golden cap and a shining neckles to osinbajo. I looked around and every are so happy.the camera man there yahya belo.i was given chair to ralaxe and i wake up.i dnt know what that mean.

Na wa for you ooo !!!
Effect of Buhari economy is has effects on your brain.
Oga!!! you where in the bush looking for firewood, do you actually know what that signify? Think again!!!
Romance / Re: Two Beautiful Ladies Fight At Fuel Station In US Till Their Breasts Fall Out - V by samwash(m): 10:11pm On May 23
Before opening the thread I kwn it will be blacks.


Romance / Re: So Painful After 20 Years!!!! by samwash(m): 10:30am On May 21
Man finds out his mother in law is the mother of his wife

Details later

I don't kwn why Nigeria don't have a functional Rehab centres. The few centres need rehab itself.
Many pple needs it in this country.


European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona VS Lyon (Women's Champions League Final) Today At 6pm by samwash(m): 8:31am On May 21
Male Team mbok

So you take that comedian serious
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona VS Lyon (Women's Champions League Final) Today At 6pm by samwash(m): 8:25am On May 21
In Zalatan Ibrahimovich words "Pregnant Barcelona women's team can still defeat Manchester United" grin
Hit the like button if you agree with him.

Let's bring back the trophy home again where it rightfully belongs. Let's go Lads.

"Manchester United female team"
Business / Re: Loan Apps:: If You Are Owing Loan App Do This Now And Be Free by samwash(m): 10:01pm On May 17
Before you want to defraud someone,you go through all this wahala.
When una go get genuine mind for this country.
Why not put this energy into something productive that will benefit mankind.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by samwash(m): 8:08pm On May 14
As my area so quiet, na I kwn say Liverpool on win the trophy.
Congratulations to them.


Politics / Re: Why Has Peter Obi & Tinubu Not Condemned The Killing Of Deborah by samwash(m): 12:20pm On May 14
The president has made a statement,
The presidency also did, even the VP did.
Both Muslim & Christan bodies condemn the act.
Una dey find the one wen Tinubu & Obi go talk, make una leave them alone. Abeg make una separate Religious sentiments from Polities.

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Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Buys 2022 Toyota Land Cruiser Worth N110 Million by samwash(m): 10:46am On May 14
Baba why you nor invest am for APC presidential form ?
Big returns go come na, well sha nor be me go tell you how to spend your money, enjoy your cash Baba, more grace.
" Money is not a slient force, it's an active force,when Money speaks; it has its own language & everyone hears it & sees it."
Education / Re: Does ASUU Strike Affect Only Students? by samwash(m): 6:33am On May 12
Pple that do business around the school premises, that greatly depends on students for income are greatly hit by the strike.

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Politics / Re: Yohanna Maigona: Dutch Declares Interest To Run For Governor In Plateau by samwash(m): 9:45pm On May 08
Some Hypocrites Nigrians !!
And una wan be first class citizens for the aboard una dey Japa dey go.
I have said it before, if Africa has the developmental opportunities the European, Americans Asian & the middle East have as at today, they will shut their doors to the white man, their treatment to the white skin will be more than what the white did in the slave trade era.

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Politics / Re: 2023: No Igbo Man Contesting Presidency, They Are All Eyeing VP Slot – MASSOB by samwash(m): 7:13pm On May 08
From VP to president
Ask Oga Jona, Ask Osinbajo !!

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Food / Re: How I Cooked My Coconut Fried Rice by samwash(m): 10:32pm On May 05
As far am concerned, you only cook the food & upload the pic. You did not teach us how you prepared the food.
No detailed explanation through writing or video.


NYSC / Re: Ebute-Metta Building Collapse: NYSC Denies Death Of Corps Member In Lagos by samwash(m): 6:06am On May 04


Ibadan Street shocked shocked shocked
I can relate. grin grin
Investment / Re: What Business Can I Do With 1M Naira by samwash(m): 10:35pm On May 03
Before una dey think to Japa, first convert your money to either $£€
He get why ??

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Romance / Re: You Went 2 Visit A Friend & Met His Front Door Like This; What Will You Do (pix) by samwash(m): 10:15pm On May 03
From the pic, that can't be his shoes, common sense will tell you that he has male & female visitor.

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Sports / Re: The Premier League Golden Boot Race Is Coming Down To The Wire by samwash(m): 7:18pm On May 03
Amazingly, CR7 is still in top 3 contestant that's great.
Travel / Re: How Can I Get A Direct Bus From Ibadan To Kaduna by samwash(m): 12:12pm On May 03
Go to Akinyele
Sports / Re: Jurgen Makes History by samwash(m): 12:11pm On May 03
Hope he wins all
Travel / Re: Rwanda's Capital Kigali Is The Cleanest City In Africa by samwash(m): 10:26am On May 03
It's not the amount of oil that makes a great Nation....may we not have a President like Buhari and Obasanjo again....never again!

Before the next 12 months we are about to make the same mistake again.


Business / Re: Which Business Can I Start With 100m In Nigeria To Yield Massive Profit by samwash(m): 10:16am On May 03
we both know I will lose the election

and I'm not up to 35 years

Bro as a smart business man & politician you don't think that way.
You invest your #100mill to buy the form, bigger politicians will come to negotiate with you to drop your interest, that gives you political relevant & you will be compensated with twice, thrice of that money if you are smart enough or even be given a ministeral position or Ambassadorial role. That is how polities is played, not just perculier to Nigeria alone, but globally.
Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Naval Base In Oguta, Imo State by samwash(m): 6:40am On May 03
Is there a big river there?

Have you heard of Imo river before?
Do you need a river to build a Naval base?
Romance / Re: Her Dad Was At The Party, She Was Right.. Her Reasons by samwash(m): 9:05pm On May 02
Waytin be all this long episode for?
I said it before theses folks are too young to be dating, they are not matured enough, they are still children in the eyes of their family members respectively.
Let's let them be.

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Autos / Re: I Bought This Bicycle On Jumia 150k Is It Cheap Or Cost. by samwash(m): 8:59pm On May 02
I think this is a joke.
What happen to open market?
Romance / Re: Where Can I Get This Kind Of Girl by samwash(m): 4:07pm On May 02
I read a post about a guy who's girlfriend has been giving money and stuffs from her mother's shop.

Please, where and how can I get such girl? i need a girl that her mother owns a provision store, i don't need her money, all i need is provisions. am struggling to eat

Be prepared to have series of sleepless nights, chances of getting mad from spiritual attacks or spending weeks in police custody.
Nor go learn how to hustle for your self, make you dey put eye for other pple money.


Romance / Re: Arsenal Will Be Playing In The Champions League Next Season. #GUNNERS4LIFE! by samwash(m): 4:00pm On May 02
If care is not taking, Arsenal may over take Chelsea in that third spot, anything that make Chelsea to drop point.
The only big match for Arsenal in their remaining fixture is against Tottenham, I say Tottenham because Tottenham is currently 5th on the log table with 61 points while Chelsea is 66 point, 3point above Arsenal.
Mind you Chelsea have Liverpool to play.
Liverpool are very careful not to drop point now, because Man City are just 1 point ahead of them.
Already, Man Utd has lost the 4th place since.
EPL an interesting league to follow, never say die till the last day of the league.

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Romance / Re: What Can I Do With 400k by samwash(m): 10:41am On May 02
Guy go and set up phone accessories business with POS it will go a long way for you if you make the place looks ok you can also be registering Sim card and NIN for people

Guy you took it out from my mouth.
If the Op, can take this advise. What he needs is a business that will start giving him daily returns.
@Op, if you kwn abt clothing (Men's) add it to it.


Romance / Re: What My Girlfriend's Father Told me When I Visited Him.. by samwash(m): 9:42am On May 02
I have been dating my girlfriend for about 5 Months now. She's actually beautiful and hardworking. Our courtship is going quite well, and she seems like the right one, however, we're still getting to know each other better.

She had always wanted me to come to her family house where she lives with her parents. Sometimes, when i call her to come over, she'd rather prefer i come to her place. The pressure she put on me about coming there was so much that i finally succumbed, though I felt like it wasn't the right time for that.

On the day i visited her at her place, i met her parents. To cut the long story short, while talking with her father, he said i looked like a nice guy, and also said that if my motive in her daughter's life is to use and dump her, he's going to make me regret it..

I don't see anything strange in this statement. Even if your girlfriend meets with your parents, your parents will still make this kind of statement.
@Op, by the time you have groom a girl child up to the age that is eligible for marriage, by then you will kwn better.


Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Ignored Me At A Party She Invited Me To! I Am Confused by samwash(m): 9:24am On May 02
From all indication the Op & his girlfriend are immature, they have not attain the age of dating from the eyes of their family members.
They just dey do the dating base on coded things.
If am to analysis the whole event both parties are at fault.

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