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Fashion / Re: See My Hair That I Made By Myself. Rate Me Please. (pics Ins) by samwash(m): 12:04am On Jun 22
He be like say you carry your head put for your lap to make the hair, after making the hair, you fix ham back for your neck.
Nice one

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Politics / Re: Economic Indices One Year Ago And Now (Pictures) by samwash(m): 8:13pm On Jun 18
Somebody when tell una say wether na Statistics una go chop, now see the reality.

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Crime / Re: Afghanistan Immigrant Stabs Germans Who Were Watching Euro 2024 by samwash(m): 1:11am On Jun 18
Many many of you will say Trump is mad & don't kwn what he's doing.
Properties / Re: Someone Digging His Septic Tank On My Fence by samwash(m): 7:57pm On Jun 17
Like the saying "A picture speakes a thousand word"
As I wan take judge now.

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Business / Re: What Is Wrong 9mobile? by samwash(m): 4:51pm On Jun 17
9mobile ?
What is that ?
Glo I know
Airtel u know
MTN I know
Which one come be 9mobile?
Politics / Re: Have You Heard About This Small Country Before? (pix) by samwash(m): 11:31am On Jun 17
Only 27 people lives there, how many people are actually in a football team?
It's only the football team that lives there, and the coach is the president.

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Politics / Re: 'Buhari Left behind dead economy' Tinubu Says by samwash(m): 1:18am On Jun 17
The APC and Buhari use 7yrs of their 8yrs to blame PDP and Goodluck Jonathan administration, now Tinubu is blaming Buhari administration as if it's not the same party "APC" that handover power to him.
APC never has a blueprint for Nigeria, it's just to take power from PDP, all what they accused PDP of as an opposition,now it's their turn, everything got worse.

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Sports / Re: Kevin Campbell Dies At 54 by samwash(m): 5:25pm On Jun 15
I nor kwn this Campbell but I kwn Sol Campbell, anyway shall RIP man.
Food / Re: Drama As Sallah Ram Jumps Into Well (pictures, Video) by samwash(m): 9:21am On Jun 15
The ram say " I rather comit suicide than to be slaughter for Sallah"
It's well oo even inside the well.

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Religion / Re: Pharaoh Married Sarah ,king Abimelek Almost Slept With Her Due To His Lies! by samwash(m): 8:34am On Jun 15
@Op, you are quoting that Vs 19 out of context, I don't kwn where you are reading from.

New King James Version
Why did you say, ‘She is my sister’? I might have taken her as my wife. Now therefore, here is your wife; take her and go your way.”

King James Version
Why saidst thou, She is my sister? so I might have taken her to me to wife: now therefore behold thy wife, take her, and go thy way.


Sometimes English can be confusing
Romance / Re: K by samwash(m): 9:45pm On Jun 14
I nor kwn which kind organization una dey work.
How will a female employee be intentionally be provoking her male Boss.
Na Boss you call ham oo, normally na the Boss be her superior, unless there's something you are not telling us.
You don't mix emotions with work.
Business / Re: What Happened To Mr Biggs? by samwash(m): 9:33pm On Jun 14
Do you notice that where there's MR BiGGs, a chicken Republic outlet is beside or opposite near by.

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Romance / Re: She Cheated!! Can You Give Her A Second Chance (full Story) by samwash(m): 11:48pm On Jun 13
All the small small boys there days, una go dey form super man
These is no way I can dish you my wisdom for free.
Family / Re: How Do I Chase Away My Inlaws From My House by samwash(m): 11:31pm On Jun 13
Like the saying "To be a man is not a days' job"
This is one of the sacrifices of a responsible family man.
Cheer up Bro.

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Business / Re: Dangote To Venture Into Steel Production, Targets Meeting Demand In West Africa. by samwash(m): 11:26pm On Jun 13
RickyJesus:

That saying is bullshit.

What are your reasons?

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Business / Re: Dangote To Venture Into Steel Production, Targets Meeting Demand In West Africa. by samwash(m): 10:46pm On Jun 13
There's a saying that say " the military strength of a country depends on it's steel production"
This man get foresight.

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Don't Know If I Should Still Go With Him by samwash(m): 10:42pm On Jun 13
If I may ask how old are you & your boyfriend?
Celebrities / Re: Why I Have 1,993 Unread Texts On My Phone – US Singer Billie Eilish by samwash(m): 10:23pm On Jun 13
I think say she said " why I have 1993 unread text"
I be wan say this one don dey receive text messages since 1993. grin grin grin
Me self when nor be celebrity or politician get pass over 500 unread text from WhatsApp, massager go reach ordinary text messages.
Babe try dey read text messages, he get why.
Family / Re: Wife Shouts On Husband For Mourning His Dead Ex by samwash(m): 10:17pm On Jun 13
When if na Ex, but na person die na.
Na person he ones had an encounter with na, that woman called "wife" is something else with sympathy.
That is emotions for you.

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Sports / Re: Just In: NFF To Appoint New Foreign Technical Adviser For Super Eagles by samwash(m): 10:10pm On Jun 13
That man when carry SE reach half-corn finals, why una nor re-new him contract.
Useless corrupt fellas.
Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Marriage by samwash(m): 9:54pm On Jun 13
This matter tie rapper.
I want to ask
Is your husband working?
Is he having his personal building project at hand ?
Is he the only Boy or he's the eldest Son?
Is the family house rent or it belongs to your father in-law?
And hes 50 yrs of age, then his parents are aged now, he wants to be closed to his parents and probably inherits the property from them.
If you people stay in a separate apartment in the same house, it will have been good.
Nine years nor be beans for marriage oo!!
Food / Re: How Una See This Thing. Did I Do Something Bad? by samwash(m): 6:26pm On Jun 13
This na simple matter, na you pour the drink for your friend & he refuse to take the drink,you self kukuma drink your drink you pour, wahala nor dey there, to confirm say you nor get bad intention.
Food / Re: Nigerian Lady Left With A Swollen Face After She Ate Catfish (graphic Photos) by samwash(m): 10:20am On Jun 13
Na catfish beat her like this ?
The person need to be jail for inhuman treatment.
Politics / Re: "Nigerians Enjoy Cheapest Electricity Tariff In Sub-saharan Africa" - Adelabu by samwash(m): 10:18am On Jun 13
I dey always talk ham say "thank God this man nor win governorship election for Oyo state"
He has nothing to offer.

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Politics / Re: Why Is Bishop David Oyedepo Doing This? (PHOTO) by samwash(m): 7:37am On Jun 13
If he criticize the government, many of you people will still attack him of saying the truth.
What do you people want from him, you people try to rubbish his name during the last election, abeg make una leave the man alone.

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Politics / Re: World Largest Portrait Of Tinubu Unveiled At Eagles Square (Photo) by samwash(m): 2:39pm On Jun 12
One of the greatest achievement of APC and some Nigerians are happy with it.

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Food / Re: What Is The Reason Behind High Cost Of Beans by samwash(m): 8:35pm On Jun 09
For price of food to drop drastically in the local market, the government (FG,State& LG) has a major role to play by first providing security for the farmers to farm before other things fall into place.
Where there's no farming, you can't talk about fertilizer, loans or even harvesting.
No farming No harvesting No food.
Food / Re: Egg Consumption by samwash(m): 6:15pm On Jun 09
MrOjay1:
Are there side effects of consuming 10 eggs a day?
I watched a video where the creator consumed 10 and I'm wondering if it doesn't lead to constipation

Eating minimum of 10eggs per day continue like that for 2-3months will lead to HBP, serious weight gain & Heath disease, high cholesterol and many other health complicated diseases.
Culture / Re: All these are coffins (Fantasy coffins from Ghana) - Pictures by samwash(m): 7:17am On Jun 09
I don't understand the rational behind this innovation, abi they make those coffins based on the corpse Carrier or profession or what?
Does it mean the box off cigarettes coffins are for smokers or the pepper coffin is for a pepper seller, the person that owns the pig coffin maybe a very dirty person or a pig farmer & that of fish is a fish seller.
Wield set of people.
Crime / Re: "I Had To Get Myself 2 Dogs To Satisfy My Sexual Urge" - Lady Says by samwash(m): 4:02pm On Jun 08
I nor understand waytin I just read, even after reading it over & over again.

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Crime / Re: Man Beats His Girlfriend To A Pulp (Photos) by samwash(m): 9:05pm On Jun 07
Brutality!!!
I think say na the phone camera nor good.

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