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God please bless me ooo, so that I will be a blessing to others

mayklef:
i tap into this blessing oh Lord, for myself, friends, family and every nairalanders working/praying towards this kind of blessings....

Amen

Ok

They are all fighting for their personal pockets

Ok, even God is angry with the whole world especially Britain for making NIGERIANS to suffer in the name of one NIGERIA

MNK is bigger and more popular than the current Government.

Nothing will happen to him.

The problem of NIGERIA is MNK and Sunday Igboho according to our Politicians

Blue film on the beat

NIGERIA wan buy market bigger than them, only one missile Aso Rockk go dey level like football pitch.

Ok

Another Oloshe center

lordally:
Omo me get street Cred O... I had to wise up make them no job me! Even in Lagos too! You gats wise up! Once you Are street smart in Lagos then you go survive anywhere!!

Once I enter into a new environment i will just stop and watch the movement of people around, and behave like them with smartness.
I was coming back from a place one night, immediately I got to Nkpor junction in the night around 9pm I had no option than to remove my shirt and change my step, so that guy's no go just chop me alive

No go marry

Sorry sis

lordally:
I'm telling you!! Omo as I read through the guys comments I laugh small.

I was born and brought up in Lagos. Then i went to Uni in umuahia in Abia state so I had the inner workings of both worlds cos I also frequented ABA too. So when it was time to serve in 2018 I was posted to EBONYI . When I wanted to buy some clothes in Bulk I choose to go to Onitsha. My brother as I Alighted the bus that took me to Onitsha I changed my step , my look and I bone! I wore those Caterpillar Sandals wey Rugged and one black Jean like that.

I wanted to ask for directions I stopped one lady hawking Plantain chips and asked her for directions and prices of the keke I'll take to Onitsha Main market she directed me also telling me the prices. I bought some plantains chips from her and tipped her #50 .Omo I begin dey waka. I put my phone for my Pocket come still hold my Jean trouser tight for that place my phone dey. I swear with the look on my face some Touts wey won even ask me "Oga where you dey go" once dem look my fave, their facial reaction was like " Omo free this guy, this one na our fellow Tout wey come out come husstle" Omo I combine both my Lagos Oshodi and Ilasamaja Brought up skills with my Umuahia and Aba skills together that day! Omo come see as I dey waka walai you no go know say I be Corper wey just enter Onitsha for the first time that day. I resemble Agbero wey dey learn work for in oga hand carry in money run!

As I walked tru the Main market of Onitsha I bone my face the more! Omo come see rugged face! People confirm! I price like say I be thief! And if them no gree I waka comot then them go call me back! And anything I buy from them I no wait make dem put am for Nylon. If them say "oga bring am make I put am for Nylon" I go say " Oga no worry I go put am for my bag!! Nylon too plenty for my house" Omo I did all these make dem no go change the clothe wey I buy to leggings abeg!

As I was done I come dey bounce, comot my phone for my pocket put am for my bag inside inside! Come carry my small padlock lock my bag come put the key inside my pocket close to my scrotal sack! come bone like say I smoke Weed and SK! Come bounce they go where I go take keketo park. Omo ehhhhhhh the market too big I missed my way!! Omo I no send I still waka I dey form. Omo no be person tell me make I calm down ask for Directions ooo I had to ask then I was directed Omo the road I used to enter the market wasn't the same road I used to get out! I heard the market is the largest in West Africa.

I took keke to Peace park! I told the keke man to stop me b4 peace park so those touts no go begin drag my bag use style thief my things. I dropped then come bone again! begin bounce like All these touts dey bounce. I entered Peace park I come observe hmmm they were coordinated so I asked them "Enyia!!! Eleh way!!! Abakaliki Egoleh" ( My Friend how far? How much is Abakaliki!!) I asked in a toutish tone they told me #900 I left them went to 5 other parks na the same price , some where cheaper but I no trust them those ones fit stop me for Road jakpa with my money! So I went back to peace park , paid and took a seat. Passengers weren't much so the bus didn't Leave on time Omo I arrived Ezzamgbo in Abakaliki around past 11pm Omo liver cut me oo! Omo I bone because from the IZIAH GIRLS JUNCTION wasn't far from the Corpers lodge.

I started bouncing! I bone everywhere dark. Then as I got closer to the house I heard a sound for my back!!! Omo I tear race Oh!! 400 METERS SENIOR BOYS!!! I got home opened my door then thanked God for a successful journey, brought out my phone saw 23 missed calls from my babe then called her , ate and slept off.

You be correct guy, no joy in a jungle no church movement in Onitsha especially upper iweaka and Obosi otherwise bad boys go deal with you

How do they build this ship

dragunov:
You see your life? So being blessed is synonymous with having thick wads to spray about?

Life is not a physical thing that you can see, secondly, for someone to give out such cash out means he/she is already blessed financially and Finally, after God! MONEY is the next thing that controls the world, it gives meaning to the meaningless and hope to the hopeless.

RIP to the dead

Thanks to that the short man allowed the coach to feature Di Mari in the match

mobileboy:
Drug money


To get more of the money

Just like praise singers

Money is money there is no drug in it. Forget about the slang Drug or Ritual Money none is easy to make in any way

ignis:
Praying for more blessings

Noted

Crime and it's blessings and wahalas oo

Please I need 100mb, who can help me
07065430863 is my number

This guy is already blessed, why is the pastor disturbing himself in the name of praying for him

The matter is some how ooo

If you are ready to enter the next level good for you but she have shown you what you are going to face .
APC Government is already showing us the meaning of the Word "NEXT LEVEL" you own might be worst if you go ahead to marry her, and
Finally, she did not LOVE YOU, you are nothing to her, infact you are her ATM machine.

N/B: Anyone that loves you will find it difficult to request/accept constant gifts from the man she is hoping to marry, is like you are the only person in that vehicle called relationship.

All the best guy

[quote author= post=103568490]All of our hearts @[/b] beating for Brazil in this, due to all the numerous Chelsea FC Connections in the past and now.

All the best to the Samba Boys.
[b]Messi, the Greatest player in the history of football,
we love you too tho,
But maybe you win this some other time.


Messi and Neymar,
Friends For Life.

Football no be war............... sometimes! [/quote]Please help me with MB to watch the game using my phone.

07065430863 is my number

I would have loved to watch the match but I don't have MB to do so, I wish them the best of luck let the better team win without any bias from the referee.

Can anyone help me with MB am broke as of now, thanks in advance.

07065430863 is my number

Tinyemeka:
What do you mean by that? Is he even from that part of the country to know how things operate? Why are you blaming him?

Am not blaming him much but as a man when you enter any new environment you have to code the behaviors of those within and behave like them to avoid some certain things.

You are no longer needed in the relationship

Sorry Bros, but next time be wise and rugged. Upper Iweaka is a very bad area for the first timers if you don't change your step to look like that of rugged guy, they bad guys will know that you are a Jonny just come and come after you. Next time ask for help from those street traders, and
Finally, a lesson has been passed, but as a guy you messed up.ooo