₦airaland Forum

The reason why the Fulani will never allow it iz that it will give them less land to acquire by exterminating the indigenous peoples there in. If Biafra is allowed to go, they cannot attack it as that will be an act of war against another sovereign state (like Iraq and Kuwait). But if they are in Nigeria, they will be systematically wiped out by military herdsmen and it will be covered by the State Machinery. It is happening now from Bornu, Plateau, Southern Kaduna, Benue and they have done/doing test runs in Ife, Edo, Enugu and some other places.
Just look at your map
It has started

dollyjoy:
I know a story is fictional the moment I read one

This is not fictional

Op abeg, that part about burnt bread, abeg which type of bread? Agege bread or Chopright bread. Because these two have different compositions

Cire80:
The joke is on people like you that overate the Nigerian Soldiers. Soldiers are humans and are subject to be Policed except when they are on duty. Ignorance is the greatest Problem with Nigeria.

Olboy try this at your own peril

It's always easier forming King Kong on Nairaland than policing a soldier on Nigerian streets.
Oya go and try.

The Vulture is a Patient Bird

Nnaa if you pay, you'll have a number that counts down. If you get to number 1, you'll be matched and paid. I tried twice with 20k. I was number one thousand seven hundred and something. Was paid the following day. Now my next 20k is counting down. I'm not advertising for them. You know these things don't last. It will get to a stage where the owners will rake the table and close shop.
Whatever you do just know it is a 60 - 40 chance. If you don't gamble, don't try.
Good luck gee

daniel909:
Kenya people, my Niggas

I don't have bbm, what else can suffice. Nnaa de way my salary dey take disappear is a source of serious concern now
Where to

Lanretoye:
under a rustic drum is where u belong when you choose to be a refugee when you are actually a prince in your father's land.

Taaaaaaa
Everywhere else is better than Nigeria since last 18 months. Don't blame that guy.

AdonaiRoofing:
Sure they are to blame to a large extent, though Nigerians there should also respect the laws of their host country

Contact us for all your roofing jobs and roof maintenance etc

Shut up and sell your zinc

ogawisdom:
Dollar has depreciated against the naira from 525 to 400 in three day and expected to hit near 200 in two weeks time.

dont rush to buy any car now better wait so u can get a better deal

greedy car dealers wont like this, all those ones that sold 2001 highlander for 4m na God go punish them

we only have osibanjo to thank and jst pray that the olodo Buhari dont come home soon infact let him d*e in london bc he is evil if the evil called Buhari comes back then dollar is heading back to 800 b4 December

cc seun, lalasticlala pls send to front page before greedy car dealers finish my people in this recession, car dealers will be burnt beyond recognition i swear

Brother I feel your emotion. And for the bolded and other points, I can't agree more

Some people are happy that things are going bad because they are making small change. Na Sango go visit them on a rainy day and burn their lower lips small

mickey05:
And it is alright not having a NAFDAC Number? #Wehdonesir

I guess the Garri you eat everyday has NAFDAC number.

This is how Malaysia take remove our hand from palm oil
If they remove our hand from Garri now, they have finally cut our hand.
Soon that company will buy a NAFDAC number, and like petrol, they will be refining our Garri overseas and will be importing it into Nigeria again.
Chai

Schrodinger1:
i used to think that president Buhari is different from past leaders. well, i just authoritatively confirm he's worse than his predecessors.

Good morning

BLACKCHARGER:
Thats what all you guys say.. .. I said It is not funny... U say its recession.. Mtchew

Visit ogbeni_adan ig page if u want to laugh

PS.. I am not the ogbeni adan... I just like his sense of humour

Please where is ogbeni_adan page. I'm seriously looking for a joke that can take me off my reverie

Pinch of salt you say? Try a shipload of salt

Which roads

Lovely
That one about lightening and Democratic Republic of Congo though. Scary

Whatever is good for the geese
.
Is good for the gizzard

I had this wahala sometime ago. It was most annoying to be sincere but don't write them off totally because of this alone. I solved mine by walking into one of their branches in Enugu and explaining to one anty in one office. She helped me do a counter transfer (cos there was this very very long queue in the bank that day). After that they sent one kain text to the head office and it became a story.
Plus always do your transfers well into the night's

I finally learnt a new thing in 2017
Thanks you Teacher

Bro please how much can I get a Hiace Bus, that model before the Hummer models. For school bus. Please reply ASAP.

OBTSubtle:


It's only in Nigeria, you'd see a man wear a suit and act like a savage..


Take off your jacket if you want to dance like a madman..

Taaaaaaa
Mc Hammer wore suit to dance "kintesdis"

2termz:
Dis man deserves death walahii!!!!!

As if all these sticks and flicks he gets here ain't enough punishment for him?
That's how you guys started boko haram

Oregbe17:
it works with opera browser ( not opera mini o)

OK thanks again. I will check
But will it ever work with the other 'normal' browsers?