₦airaland Forum

Stegomiah: Sanboy u aint d 1st neida ar u gonna be d last, dia is virtually no beautiful lady Mr.cork have not stalked or toasted on nairaland, from missy B, kandikane, to ogugua88, especially her, u'll c his comments on d complaints thread, fashion, romance, celebrities... Dats jst im, but d funny part is i dnt tink any of dem accepted his advances, dey just shun him off.
Sexkillz came later nd was able to sweep ogugua off her feet wat mrcork tried for years but proved abortive, sex-killz did widin a short period of time.
Funniest tin is dat, sexkillz nd mr.cork used to be e-BFF, quouting mr.cork wen tins fall apart btw d two as u would av expected wen a lady comes in btw 2 guys, during one of Mr.corks lamentation he said "" i stood by u wen u bcame a mod, i defended you wen odas criticized you, u dis albino...." Refering τ̅☺ kilz, he even yabbed ogugua calling her a 15 years old gal, dnt av time to quote d links. Nd he was deservedly banned, sum tot it was a lyf ban lool, infact mr.cork is d most banned nlander ever.
My dear, nairaland is a interesting place wit different characters, guess mr.cork is gud peson for real but on nland, even dat name says it all. His cork does d thinking cos his brain as stopped functioning a long time ago, all he tinks about is kpetus, pusssy... Lool

Wow, this can be the plot for a Nollywood movie.
Hum ok, I didn't know there was a big story like that...
Now I kind of understand...hum thanks for the revelation.

spikes C: just be proud of it

You're saying that like you are in the same case than him ... Am I right ?

spikes C: Meanwhile, what are the "more serious things"

I'd also like to hear the answer to this question...

50calibre: Even at that, you write English better than many people here.

Thanks, my first compliment ever coming from you.

kaboninc: Of course he'll freeze before you fall for him or do you want him to boil and change to gas and then become extinct? Appreciate what you have now, you may never see it again!

50calibre: But you don't have proper understanding of the English language, how are you going to know someone isnt expressing himself well.

kaboninc: Have you wondered how 'he' writes? Ask Ishilove when you see her. Infact she's head over heels but it appears he doesn't like her the way he does for you but I sense something fishy.

Really, so there is really some e-romance here on NL ?
Lol, how should I ask her that ?
How he likes her and how he likes me ? Enlighten me please.

kaboninc: Pls sanboy.....be careful. One other thing I forgot is that they are very very crafty.

kaboninc: Honestly I'll just do a right turn and hop on the next available thread.

Haha OK, we'll stay on topic.

kaboninc: Why write like this? I mean your grammar?
#Someone is in love! Ouch did I just say that? Ohhhh no I didn't.#

Hahaha, so since when did trying to write correctly is synonym of wanting to seduce somedy.. ?
I try my best to write correctly because I want to be understood by everybody.
As I don't perfectly master the English language, if I try to write inaccurately
I will not manage to make people understand me...

Adaeze003: Was enjoying the religion talk...

You can still light back the fire.
Who was you supporting in the discussion ?

firetrap: Make una wait I dey come make I chop

Good appetite

kaboninc: Not really though. Sometimes maybe and other times, friends.
@sanboy....don't be scared. Just enjoy the ride and the fun it brings. Who knows...you may never be happier.

I'm not scared at all.
I'll see if I can find the 'fun' on the ride.

190: Yup I thought it were me
I need 2start stalking and cursing u some more

Hahaha, do you really want to ruin all the foundations we have built ?

190: Sanboy is it me

No it's not.
Did you recognize yourself in the description ? lol