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Samantha125:
Jman06, come and tell us what pills are these and their function...🤣🤣🤣

We promise to contribute some money for your services.

Hi Samantha, aren't you married yet?
Can we be sweet friends?

Monzabets:
https://dailytrust.com/8-month-pregnant-housewife-files-for-divorce/?fbclid=Iwb21leAST989jbGNrBJP3w2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHrFi5gm7mvMFiy_pYZp_29LFMT0jirL0rgyD2YSpCserOJwg28uJ27nVCcRo_aem_oMlqKXJzbORZX0v78DP1BA


What do you think?

Should a husband be legally compelled to provide financial and medical support for a pregnant wife even after separation, or should both parties settle such issues outside the courtroom?

Drop your thoughts below.

Let's stop hearing from one side of the story every time. Do you know if it's not the wife nagging him at home? Some pregnant women can do and undo, if you know the way they play their mind games.

Most times, men are always at the receiving end. Men are putting their lives on the line to take care of their family, but most women do not care because in their mind, they enjoy playing the frustration games on the man.

Majority of the fault in the family is always caused by women. Go and research it.

The mother is a slay momma. She wants to ride on the latest doings in town. Frolicking with a young man who was servicing her obo wella, whereas the husband is at home holding his pillow and counting the ceilings.

The mother really do wetin no good. One, she's with another man indulging in adultery. Two, she faked her kidnap inorder to milk her family and her association some mean cash in metres.

She finally put herself and family members in untold shame. Look at the way her sweet daughter is wailing. She fine sha.

The mom should be remanded in prison for two years, in order to format her orientation and brain. However, the family members may want her bailed and freed. Consequences of divorce, DNA and banishment is on the cards.

Tenses:
Don't worry sweetie, you'll get your PVC.

About the fading slip, just remember the date and possibly time you did the registration.

Hope you know who not to vote?

😅🤣🤣

I forgot the details.
I'll check the slip.


Obi is a goal.

This is not the final PVC. It's just the pre-registration to get the final PVC around December 2026, this year.
I did mine January this year and they gave me the same printout. Mine has already washed.
Let's just wait till when they would announce that we can go to our wards to collect the PVC.

Tenses:
You no fit suffer all these come still stand for queue under hot sun to vote tinubu.

Vote wisely.


Modified...

I don't know who op will vote but I know who he will not vote.

So for your mind op go spend N9k for transportation to collect voter's card so e go vote tinubu.

🤣🤣😂

This is not the final PVC. It's just the pre-registration to get the final PVC around December 2026, this year.
I did mine January this year and they gave me the same printout. Mine has already washed.
Let's just wait till when they would announce that we can go to our wards to collect the PVC.

humbleboyy:
lol, why should we date?

I hope you’re making “small” money too. It’s usually my first criteria.

Yes, I'm making money in my niche.

Killallmuslims:
Stupid mtn please someone should blow up mtn

Every time blow this, blow that. Is your religion always like this?

humbleboyy:
Didn’t use to take my health seriously before now; but since I started making small money, getting more assets, any slight discomfort I’m off to the hospital.

May next of kin not eat the fruits of our labor until we are old and ready to exit. Lol

Are you single? Can we date?

Believe the Nigerian Police Force at your peril.
Do they ever tell the truth?
They always cover themselves up to avoid mistrusts between them and the public.
To be frank, those kidnapped people families paid huge ransom.
But nobody would say the truth.

Mckandre:
u better fill up 10 more cylinders and keep cos its about to get hot soon

Fill up gas and leave it fallow. That's absurd.
You want it to explode.

Sonofgod1990:
That kind money to one of my neighbor na chicken change. Person wey buy Lexus 350es to 50 people in his home town. Also build more than 70 mansions to his home town people. If he give you a car he will also give you 20 million naira to start a business

You lie a lot.
Your mouth is always running like a tap on leaking basket.

Chelsea has many players at their disposal.
Signing for Brighton is the best move.
He would've more playtime than been loaned out by agbero club.

UncleAyo:
I'm not supprised.
The government need to prove to us by their actions that they are not the one sponsoring the bandits and terrorists.


I wrote this and others are already contributing too on the thread.
What Practical Steps Should Southwest States Take Against Banditry and Terrorism?
https://www.nairaland.com/8685199/what-practical-steps-should-southwest

Please, make your suggestion also on that thread. An authorised person may be reading this too and your contributions will be of help

For me

1. Establish a Comprehensive Resident Identity System

The Each State Government should develop a comprehensive resident identity and address verification system to improve security, planning, and service delivery. Every resident should be encouraged to register through a centralized database linked to verified residential addresses. This system will assist law enforcement agencies in identifying criminal elements, tracking suspicious activities, and improving emergency response capabilities while respecting constitutional rights and privacy protections.

2. Registration and Regulation of Herders

All herders operating within Each State should be required to register with the State Government and the relevant Local Government Authorities before engaging in grazing or livestock activities. Registration should include biometric identification, location of operation, livestock records, and compliance with state regulations. This measure will promote accountability, reduce farmer-herder conflicts, and help security agencies identify unauthorized or suspicious activities.

3. Monitoring and Prevention of Violent Extremism

The government should strengthen collaboration between security agencies, community leaders, and religious organizations to identify and prevent violent extremism. Authorities should monitor and investigate individuals or organizations suspected of supporting terrorism, radicalization, or violent activities, regardless of religious affiliation. Any person found to be promoting or financing terrorism should face prosecution in accordance with Nigerian law.

4. Promote Agricultural Self-Sufficiency

Each Southwest State should invest heavily in agriculture to enhance food security and create employment opportunities. Government support should include access to improved seedlings, mechanized farming, irrigation systems, agricultural training, storage facilities, and access to markets. Increased agricultural productivity will reduce economic vulnerabilities and strengthen rural communities.

5. Develop a Community and Neighbourhood Intelligence Network

A structured neighbourhood intelligence network should be established across communities in each state State. Residents, community leaders, traditional institutions, and security agencies should work together to identify emerging security threats and share relevant information. Such a system should operate within legal frameworks and emphasize the protection of citizens' rights.

6. Eliminate Illegal Settlements in Deep Forest Areas

The government should conduct a comprehensive survey of forest reserves and remote settlements. Unauthorized settlements established in deep forests, particularly those linked to criminal activities, should be dismantled through lawful procedures. Forest reserves should be regularly monitored and patrolled to prevent their use as safe havens for kidnappers, bandits, terrorists, and other criminal groups.

7. Swift Prosecution of Serious Crimes

The State Government should strengthen collaboration with the judiciary and security agencies to ensure the swift investigation and prosecution of kidnapping, terrorism, banditry, illegal arms trafficking, and organized crime. Fast-track procedures should be considered for cases involving serious threats to public safety while ensuring due process and fair trials.

8. Establish Formal Reporting Channels for Suspicious Activities

Multiple reporting channels should be created to enable citizens to report suspicious activities safely and confidentially. These channels may include dedicated hotlines, mobile applications, community liaison officers, and local security committees. Public awareness campaigns should educate citizens on how and when to report security concerns.

9. Promote Civic Education and Constitutional Values

Schools across each State should strengthen civic education programs that teach constitutional rights, responsibilities of citizenship, peaceful coexistence, tolerance, and respect for the rule of law. Young people should be equipped with the knowledge and values necessary to contribute positively to society and resist extremist influences.

10. Prosecute Incitement to Violence

The government should adopt a zero-tolerance approach toward incitement to violence, hatred, terrorism, or public disorder. Individuals who promote violence through public speeches, religious gatherings, traditional institutions, political platforms, social media, or any other means should be investigated and prosecuted according to the law, regardless of their status or background.

11. Expand Vocational and Technical Education

Each State should significantly expand vocational and technical education opportunities to equip young people with practical skills for employment and entrepreneurship. Training programs should focus on modern agriculture, information technology, construction, renewable energy, manufacturing, and other high-demand sectors. Empowering youth economically will reduce vulnerability to recruitment by criminal organizations and extremist groups.



Write your suggestions in the comment section on the thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8685199/what-practical-steps-should-southwest

Stop SPAMMING the whole front pages of Nairaland.
You must be a sort of nuisance, right?

annyplenty:
The great Tribulation has started

You must have been sleeping ever since. lol

Tinubulation era of suffering, hunger, insecurity, diseases, corruption, prostitution, cultism, blood money, drug trafficking, organ harvesting, nepotism, favouritism and death, started many years ago.

He doesn't care about anyone, except his goons, cronies, friends, party members and family members.

Nigeria is gone

Caaz:
My kids came home for the midterm break....it has not been easy especially with my boys.

My first son .....let's call him abulum despite all the training I ve given to him has suddenly clocked himself out from doing chores.
What to do than to reset him with sound motherly mild mending .


My 2nd son likes working but has now started copying his elder bro.that one still dey collect mild motherly mending and I ve seen improvement in them handling chores.

My daughter is the only one that is perfect with house chores and I ve bn compensating her with accolades and gifts.


This noon I came back from work.only for my boys to present me with these canned ROBOTS.

THEY said when they ve gone back to school.these robots would take their place and do domestic chores for me....


I just weak.

Nah! Those kids are just playing with your intelligence and patience.
You cannot compare Nigerian kids with kids from highly technological developed countries of the world. Those kids in developed countries already know the robotic parts to join together and they would really be obeying commands. That's why they're far way ahead of us.

Your kids never reach anywhere, nah Nigerian curriculum kids. Best bet, give them better woozing and take them back to format mode.

Cutezt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0f2QcHo78g

If you look closely at the lady, you would observe that she's already pregnant for him.

Anyways, let them enjoy.
When one marriage closes, another one would open.

Assuming Peter Obi agreed to be the VP to Atiku Abubakar in ADC, they would have won with a landslide over the incumbent APC (Tinubu) easily. But, I guess too much pride would now bring them down on the knees of Tinubulation.

Anyways, I'm waiting for my PVC by December, so that I can vote for the first time. I'm voting for NDC.

Tinubu has really made all of us sad.

kanmie:
Rooney 🗣️ “I’ll be completely honest, Arsenal were absolutely robbed tonight, there is no other way to put it. You look at that foul on Noni Madueke in the box; it’s a stonewall, 100% clear penalty. How the referee or VAR hasn't given that is beyond me, and it completely changes the dynamic of a Champions League final.

But for me, the moment that truly gave it away the moment you knew exactly what the referee was doing was that halftime whistle. To blow the whistle right as Arsenal are literally standing there about to take a corner? I’ve played this game a long time, and you rarely see that unless there’s a blatant bias. It was shocking, and it set the tone for everything that followed.

In the second half, it became a totally different game, and not because of the football. The referee made absolutely sure that every single 50/50 call, every little nudge, and every major decision went straight to PSG. It completely killed Arsenal’s momentum. But to be fair, I’m not even surprised. We saw the exact same story when they played Bayern Munich earlier in the tournament. The officiating was heavily skewed then, and it’s happened again on the biggest stage.

PSG might be lifting the trophy, but they cannot honestly look at themselves in the mirror and be proud of the way they’ve won this final. To win the biggest prize in club football like that? It leaves a horrible taste. Arsenal deserved so much more tonight.”

You don't even know what you're saying. That run in by Madueke was not even near a penalty call. Madueke was the one stretching his hand in between the defender and he went down mildly without fuss. What about the double handball by Saka in his own 18, why did the referee not blow a penalty in favour of PSG?

Forget sentiment, Arsenal did not do well in the penalty. That's the fact. Take it or leave it, the better team won.

Arsenal should wait for another 50 years before they can win the UCL.

Sonofgod1990:
My guy just stake this game over 1.5 with 5 million naira

Oh! That's a big risk.
Half time, it's 0-0.
Draw soup and under 1.5 loading...
N5million no be beans oh.
That money don reach to set someone up.

Kalulu44:
Good day ladies and gentlemen of the great NL house!
Before I go into the main gist. I want to first apologize to those who thinks I write stories too much and they're sometimes long and boring to them.
Let me introduce myself first. I'm a single father of 3 who lost his Benin wife to their Japa syndrome since 2010 and never seen or heard from till today.
By God's grace, after 20yrs of driving commercially to survive and train the kids, I formally retired last year. Not bcus the job wasn't lucrative, but bcus I was warned to stop after having some series of severe back pain, neck pain and leg pain.
Thankfully, before retiring I managed to win over a hired purchased bus that's fending for my 3 kids who are staying with my aunt who at 60+ doesn't have a husband nor a child.
Not wanting to stay idle, I currently work as a security personnel at a Guest House from 7pm to 11pm, while taking care of the owners house which is just beside it during the day. The owner is in US. So I practically stay in the big house all alone. Honestly there's no much work for me to do there other than weeding and cleaning the compound once every week. The rest of the day is just for eating, browsing and sleeping. Not wanting to be lonely and depressed is why I am almost online everyday, writing stories and gossips about my surroundings.
Like I always said, 90 to 95% of my stories are real life stories with the other percents like adding maggi, salt and spices to make it sweet or interesting.
I love writing, reading, driving, music, movies, sports especially football and watching documentary on history and biographies.
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Now to the main gist. I lived and work in an area fully surrounded by hostels occupied by students and youths working in Chinese companies in Ogun state.
Electricity in the area is epileptic and comes once every week. Luckily for me, due to the guest house, I have 24/7 light from either solar or generator which makes water abundance for me.
But the students and workers are not that lucky. So majority of them always looks for where to charge their phone and also gets water.
When lights come, they normally pump water in their hostels, but it doesn't last more than two days.
Like two to three compounds normally used generator to pump water where they always go to. Sometimes the owners of those places allows them, sometimes they rejecting them.
Another only source of water in the street is a well at the extreme end of the street, it's stressful for some of them.
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I started working where I am now January this year, but I always stay on my own and just observing the students and workers.
For me to make friends with some of them, I started getting water for some of them that usually greets me. If I see they have walked and walked looking for water and didn't see, I will just tell the person to drop his bucket and then go inside and get water from them.
But anytime I do this, they always thank me with sir sir.
One among them, who was learning hairdresser and selling men clothes online, approached me one day and begged for her to use my compound to make videos of her clothes.
I obliged her and ever since then which was February, we have been friends.
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With time I began to like her, but her constant good morning sir, good evening sir just like the other girls used to greet me always discouraged me from telling her my mind about her.
After Easter my phone got spoilt and for close to 3 weeks I didn't have chance to go to Lagos and repair it.
And it was the time my feelings for her became strong.
I didn't know how to approach her, so I used the opportunity of her giving me her phone to charge for her to write down my feelings for her on a sheet of paper and attached it at the back of her phone.
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When it was time to collect it, I told her there's a note I attached in her phone that she should read it. She collected it, thank me and bade me goodnight sir while bowing down a little as a Yoruba girl she's.
Hoping to get answer the next day, even though I was apprehensive on how she will take or react about it.
My people, this is 3 weeks now since I wrote that letter and she hasn't said anything or confronted me on why I wrote such notes.
But we have been greeting and talking to each other since the next day after the note till date, and both of us pretending such never happened.
I said to myself once I repair my phone, I will send her a msg asking what she thought about my note and why hasn't she replied.
I got my done last week, and I still don't have the courage to ask her both in person or thru msg.
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But there's a reason why I haven't.
In between those times my phone was still spoilt and the note sent to her. There was an electrician who came to do some repairs in my compound sent by my boss.
It was same time she too came to do videos of her clothes in my compound. The electrician told me he like her that I should run her for him. I told him I can't that he should go himself.
So he used the guise of wanting to buy her clothes and approached her.
I sha know they exchanged numbers.
This was 2 weeks ago, so last week when the electrician came to finish his work, he ask me of her. I told him I thought you collected his number the other day. He said he did, and that he has bought clothes of 30k from her.
But that when he tries to pushed further about dating her, she told him she has a guy.
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Hmmmm.... I heave to myself and asked him his next line of action. He said he'll pushed further. I just mutter the words ok o.
So since that last week, hearing she has a serious guy, (even though she hasn't brought any guy home or any man came looking for her unlike some of the other girls)
It just makes my resolve of asking her what she thinks about my note weak.
But we do see and talk everyday, but her constant "es'e sir, ekaro sir" always puts me off. I don't know if she's deliberately doing that so I will know she respects me as an elderly person. By the way she's 28 while I'm in my early 40s.
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To the other girls, I am getting closer to some of them. But they too wants to kill me with sir sir sir, and thereby knocking me off of asking any of them out. All these is bcus one of my child a girl who's 17 came to visit me one day.
But the truth is I am seriously lonely, bored and depressed at times. If not for NAIRALAND and Sportsnews and YouTube, only God knows what I would have done to myself. I really need one of them as an acquaintance and if it can lead to a serious relationship, I am ready for it.
Just that I don't know how to go about it with the over respect they're according me.
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So I am asking for womanology experts who knows how to go about this to give me some tips. The pictures attached to this post are mine, am I too old in the true sense of it or what. Cus physically I look young and agile to most of the guys I see some of them hang around with and I am not mincing words here. I will welcome any thoughts from you all, both insults and good advice.
After all I made the post to get engagement and discussion to kill off boredom.
Thanks and good day to you all once again.

Is this your story real or imagination?

SportConn:
Let’s be honest.

1️⃣ Under Mikel Arteta, Arsenal have clearly improved. The football is more organized, the mentality looks stronger, and they’re no longer pushovers against big teams.

2️⃣ Players like Bukayo Saka and Martin Ødegaard are carrying serious responsibility and delivering. Young core, big potential.

3️⃣ But here’s the issue… when pressure hits, Arsenal still wobble. We saw it last season, leading the table for long, then falling short when it mattered most.

4️⃣ Is it a mentality problem or just lack of squad depth compared to teams like Manchester City?

5️⃣ Another angle: recruitment. Arsenal have spent big, but are all signings actually improving the squad or just adding numbers?

6️⃣ Defensively, they look better, but one injury to a key player and everything starts shaking. That’s not title-winning stability.
So the big question:

Can Arsenal actually win the Premier League soon, or are they stuck in the “almost” phase?

Be honest, no bias.

Are Arsenal genuine title challengers or just overhyped?

Arsenal will definitely win the EPL (90% sure).
Champions League - Arsenal 40% VS PSG 60% win
I told my Arsenal friends to start gathering money to buy 5 cartons of beer, as this is their best year of winning EPL.
Anyways, I am Manchester City fan since 2012.

hennae:
As the subject said, need phone suggestions. Plz don't add infinix or itel to the suggestion, I can't cry abeg. I'm looking at redmi or samsung phones, want to buy new from official store. Thx in advance

Please, do not consider that Oppo a40 because that phone used to have problems with WhatsApp.
Go for the Redmi.

If we could turn back the hands of time, life would've been sweeter.
Is there no cure to death?
Is there reincarnation?
Let's join hands together and look for how to conquer death.

WriteerNg:
I have a theory. It might sound stupid but still.

I think he has a parasitic organism inside him that cannot survive in a live host.

So for the parasite to live, it has to ensure it's host is dead, it has to control its hosts brain and thinking, maybe make him feel like he's been choked to influence his decisions of cutting himself. To relief the pressure around his neck.

You can see how relieved he was after cutting his neck, when the blood was pumping out, like a noose was just removed from his neck.

Before he realizes what he has done, it is already too late and then his body dies. The parasite then gets to feed on his body, maybe for months until there's nothing left.

Then it starts searching for its next host.

I've seen several such cases. If we had good scientific research centres, his case would be thoroughly studied.

You watch too much alien parasitic horror movies. What just happened is not a sci-fi movie clip, but frustration on the part of that young man. He may have taken enough drugs, has AIDS, or his girlfriend cheated on him or maybe supernatural possession etc.

Anyways, good riddance to bad rubbish.

He gave them two options Reward me or Kill me.
The ogas at APC would prefer to go with option 2 because they don't care about anyone, except their immediate families and friends.
APC has finished Nigeria.
We are now the laughing stock of the world.

geoworldedu:
Energy you will release and it makes you feel relieved and comfy? Who wouldn't want to release such energy? Abeg mey I go masturbate small first

It's better you self service than put yourself in problems.
When you self service, you release steam and energy.
Thereafter, your mind and body relaxes, and you move onto the next activity.
Don't let them deceive you, most people self service to stupor or else ra.pe and contraction of STDs would be too high.

Fola1234:
Milsat Technologies is a Nigerian data infrastructure company that builds location data tools and field survey solutions for governments and businesses across Africa.
About the Role: We are recruiting Field Mappers to support an address verification project across Abuja and Lagos Island. You will work as part of a supervised field team, moving through assigned areas to verify and capture address data using your smartphone.
Responsibilities:
Visit assigned locations and verify address information on the ground.
Capture and submit data using a mobile data collection app.
Follow daily task assignments from your team lead.
Report field issues or data gaps promptly.
Requirements:
Ability to operate an Android or iOS smartphone.
Physically fit and comfortable working outdoors.
Reliable, punctual, and able to follow instructions.
Familiarity with Abuja or Lagos Island streets is an advantage, but not required.
How to Apply:
tinyurl. com /milsatworkforce (Remove the space)

How much is the pay?

Bankowner:
I guess with this, the moniker Koldrun will understand why I am not responding to them. They have made it difficult for me to render help to those who truly need it.

It's all good.