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kiddaz:
Fuuuuuuu cK what na
Someone with a regular guy and sugar daddy + other side dudes? I'm not that stupid to start what I can't finish. Firstly you will say nothing there use a condom and after then you begin use raw

Secondly she was a neighbor and a stubborn girl. She can now have room to be waltzing in and out of my apartment whether my girl is around or not. No be me want dey explain why this neighbor suddenly became too comfortable?

kiddaz:
Lol... This one still dey assume. Na so one say she won take me out to the beach one day. I'm not asking you out nor Am i interested in 4kn you. She fine and set sha but I don't do neighborhs. I dey my own dey when she came to my apartment with a bottle of Hennessy and a suggestion we go to the beach. Wetin concern me, shebi it's to enjoy. She has a serious boyfriend and a sugar daddy. So she probably took that bottle from one of them she no go buy am even though she can. We got there I bought Cana and coke for her to mix it. We smoked drank and ordered food. Later BBQ and more Cana. Babe began saying how she's not expensive to date as some guys may think blah blah blah... How She 4kd a guy after he spent "just" 250k on her blah blah blah... In my mind I just dey laugh her. So you believe say me like this even dey interested in you talk more spend to 4k you? When the first bill came I didn't have enough cash so she gave me that look like you no want spend money on me make we 4ck? Me I don't like holding cash but cards and when I'm stepping out I hold like 5 different bank cards. So I paid for it with my card and re ordered Glenn 15 years more coke for her and some BBQ... Truth is I like her nature but that money talk and her sexual behaviour abi wtv will I call it is scary even for me as a guy. Lots of girls feel their company is a favour to you. Imagine this one is talking rubbish up there with thier leech mentality. Later dem go begin cry to Jesus, Mohammed and ancestors for help

Maj196:
Start doing online surveys that pay in $ ... You would make more than 25k/month that he's offering you. Just Google survey sites and be consistent. I know I have made good money from it

rheether:
Ten years don pass Una never wan leave gambling?? Anyway aviator for bet9ja dey play well now.. go and mine your millions

Ganicus676:
Remove trouser, hang for nail back of door, comot wallet drop near bed, pay the lady, she go remove only the down side and immediately want you erect and ready...


Plug and play, two seconds she don dey shout say you dey waste her time, or if your prick slip out again, that's the end....


Three minutes later, customer buy me one bottle nah with a big smile on her face....


You wey don vex already and cum to your senses....

alphonsoolajide:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/06/lady-calls-off-engagement-fiance-defended-cheating/

EmekaBlue:
Our Nigerian players are out from Fulham squad. Talking of Iwobi, Bassey & Chukwueze

Everyday247:
Staked

I converted the game to footy by removing the betbuilder.

Boomluck 🤞 🍀

Black44:
Bet 5

Reverseng:
The continuation of my other post in which I revealed an almost carefully hidden lie of BODMAS, as we were taught while in school, even in our almighty universities

https://www.nairaland.com/8564509/bodmas-surprising-discovery-mathematical-lie

Pointer from link:
"Now here's where it gets interesting

1÷ 5 = 0.2
5÷1 = 5

But

1× 2= 2
2×1 = 2
?

BINGO!

Why is it possible to divide the number 1 into 5 places, but when you multiply that same number that can be divided into 5 places by the number 2, it remains unchanged!!?"

Below is the picture from Google's Gemini AI.
You might be able to spot the inconsistency even with a not so solid foundation in mathematics.

Talktalk2022:
If man city win Madrid like this comment for me

Ibtxxo:
Today makes me 41 years old.
I have been jobless since I finish school.
I have never work in my life.
The only work I did was teaching in private school for years with peanut.
I decided to resign and sold some property I got from family.

I am just tired and i need direction to manage this money before I waste everything.

Please make una advice me.

Omooba77:
For Xabi Alonso’s squad, the game is four days after Los Blancos face Juventus in the Champions League on Wednesday, Oct. 22. The defending Spanish champions, who play Olympiacos on Tuesday, Oct. 21, get the added benefit of an extra day’s rest.

Emeskhalifa:
Pls which android app person fit use watch?

heracles1:
My friend told me that, the school he is teaching, are looking for a physics teacher and he wants me to help him ask around, because since when the physics teacher in that school resigns, it has been months and still they have not found his replacement.

I asked him how much the school pays so that when I ask around I will tell the person everything, and my friend told me that the school will pay 85k per month.

I graduated from uni since 2019 and I have never done any kind of job, and this my friend is asking me to help him look for someone for his school to employ, I was suprised but I didnt say anything to him, after 3days I told him that I have gotten someone for the job and he told me to tell the guy to come to the school with his CV for interview. I didnt tell my friend that I will be the guy.
Today in the morning, I prepared and went to the school with my CV, on getting there I called my friend and he came and ask me where is the person, I told him its me, He said to me, why will you come for the interview while you know you cant teach physics, I told him in this era of AI, I can teach any subject.

All I want from him is to cover for me and never tell the principal that I did not study physics in school, he said no he cant do that for me.

I am very angry and want to cut ties with that friend of mine forever.

Akukoreporterne:
Company: AMBS TV (Powered by Amb Chris Marketing Services)
Job Type: Full-Time, Remote
Salary: ₦220,000 Monthly
Location: Remote (Nigeria-wide)

About AMBS TV

AMBS TV is a fast-rising digital media and marketing platform under Amb Chris Marketing Services. Our mission is to create engaging content, build strong communities, and offer businesses innovative ways to connect with their audience.

We are looking for Onboarding Specialists who will play a vital role in enrolling new users onto the AMBS TV platform, ensuring they have a smooth and engaging experience from registration to active participation.

Position Overview

As an Onboarding Specialist, you will be the first point of contact for new users of AMBS TV. You will guide them through the sign-up process, help them understand our platform, and provide continuous support to keep them engaged. Your role is critical in growing AMBS TV’s active user base and ensuring user satisfaction.

⚡ Daily Target: Each Onboarding Specialist is expected to successfully enroll a minimum of 10 new users per day onto the AMBS TV platform.

Key Responsibilities

Drive daily user enrollment onto the AMBS TV platform (minimum of 10 per day).

Assist new users with account creation, activation, and setup.

Conduct virtual orientation sessions to explain AMBS TV features and benefits.

Follow up with newly registered users to ensure full engagement.

Resolve user onboarding issues quickly and effectively.

Collect feedback from users to improve the onboarding process.

Collaborate with the marketing team to implement strategies that attract and retain platform users.

Requirements

Minimum qualification: OND/NCE (Bachelor’s degree is an advantage).

Prior experience in customer service, community management, or onboarding is a plus.

Excellent communication and interpersonal skills.

Strong digital literacy – ability to use online platforms, social media, and virtual tools.

Proactive, organized, and results-driven.

Ability to work remotely with minimal supervision.

Willingness to meet and exceed daily enrollment targets.

Benefits

Salary: ₦220,000 monthly

Remote work flexibility.

Performance incentives for exceeding daily targets.

Training and career advancement opportunities.

Be part of a fast-growing media and marketing platform.

Application Process

If you are passionate about helping people get started on digital platforms and want to be part of AMBS TV’s growth journey, we’d love to hear from you!

📩 Send your CV and a short cover letter to:
hr@ambs.com.ng

with the subject line: Application – Onboarding Specialist (AMBS TV)

⏳ Application Deadline: 05/09/2025

Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

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