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ProgrammingRe: I just Caught Google's Gemini AI In A BIG Mathematical Lie! by sandra2025(f): 11:20am On Dec 19, 2025
Reverseng:
The continuation of my other post in which I revealed an almost carefully hidden lie of BODMAS, as we were taught while in school, even in our almighty universities

https://www.nairaland.com/8564509/bodmas-surprising-discovery-mathematical-lie

Pointer from link:
"Now here's where it gets interesting

1÷ 5 = 0.2
5÷1 = 5

But

1× 2= 2
2×1 = 2
?

BINGO!

Why is it possible to divide the number 1 into 5 places, but when you multiply that same number that can be divided into 5 places by the number 2, it remains unchanged!!?"

Below is the picture from Google's Gemini AI.
You might be able to spot the inconsistency even with a not so solid foundation in mathematics.
Ozuor
CrimeRe: Mob Beats Police Officer Accused Of Stealing (Video, Photos) by sandra2025(f): 9:55pm On Dec 10, 2025
Talktalk2022:
If man city win Madrid like this comment for me angry grin
Can you run naked for me if Man City beat Madrid?
To bust your brain, Man City is winning Madrid 1-2.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Manchester City (4 - 5) On 2nd December 2025 by sandra2025(f): 10:05pm On Dec 02, 2025
What's wrong with my club? Man City allowing Fulham into the game. I hope it won't end 5-5.
BusinessRe: Is ₦5M Enough For Someone To Start A Business And Get Married? by sandra2025(f): 8:43pm On Nov 06, 2025
Ibtxxo:
Today makes me 41 years old.
I have been jobless since I finish school.
I have never work in my life.
The only work I did was teaching in private school for years with peanut.
I decided to resign and sold some property I got from family.

I am just tired and i need direction to manage this money before I waste everything.

Please make una advice me.
That’s a very good — and very realistic — question. The answer depends heavily on how the person manages the ₦5 million, their location, and lifestyle expectations. Let’s break it down carefully.

💼 PART 1: Starting a Business

Starting a business can take anything from ₦500,000 to ₦10 million depending on the type and scale.

🔹 Examples of Small to Medium Businesses You Can Start with ₦2M–₦3M:

POS / Mobile Money Business: ₦500k–₦1M

Foodstuff or Mini Supermarket: ₦1.5M–₦3M

Barbing or Hair Salon: ₦1M–₦2M

Laundry / Dry Cleaning: ₦1M–₦2M

Online Store (Fashion, Accessories, etc.): ₦500k–₦1.5M

Poultry or Fish Farming (small scale): ₦1.5M–₦2.5M

👉 So yes, with ₦2–₦3 million, you can comfortably start a small but promising business — if you plan well and keep overheads low.

💍 PART 2: Getting Married

Weddings in Nigeria range from very modest to extremely expensive.

🔹 Average cost range:

Low-key (court + small reception): ₦500k–₦1.5M

Moderate (traditional + white wedding, 200 guests): ₦2M–₦3.5M

Lavish (hotel venue, 500+ guests): ₦5M and above

👉 So if you keep things simple and meaningful (not flashy), ₦1.5M–₦2.5M can cover both traditional and church/court weddings.

🧮 TOTAL REALISTIC BREAKDOWN (Example Plan)
Expense Estimated Cost
Business setup ₦2,000,000
Wedding (modest) ₦1,500,000
Rent & basic furnishing (1-room or small flat) ₦1,000,000
Emergency buffer ₦500,000
Total ₦5,000,000

This assumes discipline, good financial planning, and avoiding waste.

⚖️ Verdict:

✅ Yes, ₦5 million is enough to start a small business and get married — if you’re prudent and keep both the wedding and the business modest.
🚫 No, it won’t be enough if you want a luxury wedding, a big rented shop in a major city, or a business with heavy equipment and staff.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Classico (2 - 1) On 26th October 2026 by sandra2025(f): 3:31pm On Oct 26, 2025
Omooba77:
For Xabi Alonso’s squad, the game is four days after Los Blancos face Juventus in the Champions League on Wednesday, Oct. 22. The defending Spanish champions, who play Olympiacos on Tuesday, Oct. 21, get the added benefit of an extra day’s rest.
I am not a Barca fan, but last season, Barca destroyed Madrid, home and away.
Madrid could not find their period in those matches.
Anyways, they should make El Classico competitive because Madrid is making it look boring.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Classico (2 - 1) On 26th October 2026 by sandra2025(f): 3:29pm On Oct 26, 2025
BusinessRe: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by sandra2025(f): 5:45pm On Oct 24, 2025
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EducationRe: What My Friend Did To Me because Of Ordinary Teaching Job. by sandra2025(f): 11:23am On Sep 03, 2025
heracles1:
My friend told me that, the school he is teaching, are looking for a physics teacher and he wants me to help him ask around, because since when the physics teacher in that school resigns, it has been months and still they have not found his replacement.

I asked him how much the school pays so that when I ask around I will tell the person everything, and my friend told me that the school will pay 85k per month.

I graduated from uni since 2019 and I have never done any kind of job, and this my friend is asking me to help him look for someone for his school to employ, I was suprised but I didnt say anything to him, after 3days I told him that I have gotten someone for the job and he told me to tell the guy to come to the school with his CV for interview. I didnt tell my friend that I will be the guy.
Today in the morning, I prepared and went to the school with my CV, on getting there I called my friend and he came and ask me where is the person, I told him its me, He said to me, why will you come for the interview while you know you cant teach physics, I told him in this era of AI, I can teach any subject.

All I want from him is to cover for me and never tell the principal that I did not study physics in school, he said no he cant do that for me.

I am very angry and want to cut ties with that friend of mine forever.
Your friend gave you an objective reason why you're not best fit for the job. Even though he vouch for you as a Physics teacher, it won't be easy tackling the subject. AI cannot follow you to class.

Don't cut ties with, just take him out, and buy him a drink because he's a true friend.

You're the one using vawulence mindset on him.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Onboarding Specialist (remote) by sandra2025(f): 8:17pm On Sep 01, 2025
Akukoreporterne:
Company: AMBS TV (Powered by Amb Chris Marketing Services)
Job Type: Full-Time, Remote
Salary: ₦220,000 Monthly
Location: Remote (Nigeria-wide)

About AMBS TV

AMBS TV is a fast-rising digital media and marketing platform under Amb Chris Marketing Services. Our mission is to create engaging content, build strong communities, and offer businesses innovative ways to connect with their audience.

We are looking for Onboarding Specialists who will play a vital role in enrolling new users onto the AMBS TV platform, ensuring they have a smooth and engaging experience from registration to active participation.

Position Overview

As an Onboarding Specialist, you will be the first point of contact for new users of AMBS TV. You will guide them through the sign-up process, help them understand our platform, and provide continuous support to keep them engaged. Your role is critical in growing AMBS TV’s active user base and ensuring user satisfaction.

⚡ Daily Target: Each Onboarding Specialist is expected to successfully enroll a minimum of 10 new users per day onto the AMBS TV platform.

Key Responsibilities

Drive daily user enrollment onto the AMBS TV platform (minimum of 10 per day).

Assist new users with account creation, activation, and setup.

Conduct virtual orientation sessions to explain AMBS TV features and benefits.

Follow up with newly registered users to ensure full engagement.

Resolve user onboarding issues quickly and effectively.

Collect feedback from users to improve the onboarding process.

Collaborate with the marketing team to implement strategies that attract and retain platform users.

Requirements

Minimum qualification: OND/NCE (Bachelor’s degree is an advantage).

Prior experience in customer service, community management, or onboarding is a plus.

Excellent communication and interpersonal skills.

Strong digital literacy – ability to use online platforms, social media, and virtual tools.

Proactive, organized, and results-driven.

Ability to work remotely with minimal supervision.

Willingness to meet and exceed daily enrollment targets.

Benefits

Salary: ₦220,000 monthly

Remote work flexibility.

Performance incentives for exceeding daily targets.

Training and career advancement opportunities.

Be part of a fast-growing media and marketing platform.

Application Process

If you are passionate about helping people get started on digital platforms and want to be part of AMBS TV’s growth journey, we’d love to hear from you!

📩 Send your CV and a short cover letter to:
hr@ambs.com.ng

with the subject line: Application – Onboarding Specialist (AMBS TV)

⏳ Application Deadline: 05/09/2025

Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
How do I sign up on your website?
I watched some trailers but no way to sign up?
BusinessRe: Pack Of Banana Boxers @ 13k Only. by sandra2025(f): 1:14pm On Sep 01, 2025
sachidistudios:
Order for your pack of Naija Boyz Banana Boxers containing 12 pieces selling at wholesale price. 15k only.

You can resale at 2k each or repackage it and sell as high as 10k for a 3 in 1 Pack.

This is a suitable business for students and stay at home mom. We deliver nationwide..


Call or WhatsApp to place your order 08067074626
Which one is BANANA boxers, do you mean CUCUMBERS🥒🥒🥒?
PhonesRe: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by sandra2025(f): 11:11am On Aug 31, 2025
[quote author=encrypt post=136638058][/quote]Thanks for your response.

1. How much is the extenders?
2. If I order from Konga, and I install, does it have data subscription already or I need to contact Starlink to subscribe for the first month?
PhonesRe: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by sandra2025(f): 11:46am On Aug 30, 2025
Hello Starlink Users,

I need some information regarding buying Starlink Standard for my school in Benin City. My questions are:

1. How much is the current Starlink Standard Kit?
2. How much is the monthly subscription?
3. Can I order for the kit at either Konga or Jumia without passing through Starlink sales company to save cost?
4. Can I install it on my own?
5. Where can I install it? Rooftop, right?
6. Will the strenght of the router go round all the blocks of the school?
7. Is it the residential package I should subscribe to?

Please, whoever can provide these answers diligently, I shall reward the person handsomely.

Thanks!
Christianity EtcRe: Daughter Of Apostle Babalola, Mama Ogini, Replies Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo by sandra2025(f): 10:39am On Aug 15, 2025
I know Biodun Fatoyinbo many years ago at Oko Poly. He was a strong man.

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