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Mtchew... Warning Those butchered were dey given warning? “We wish to inform them that we are aware of all their hideouts, camps and enclaves" Isn't this silly? Months ago dey said.. "We knw where chibok girls are, We are just...."

This is hilarious... Can't happen in Nigeria..

NaijaTalkTown:
I believe the folks at the Ship House are well aware of the kind of espionage CIA is conducting against Nigeria through their embassy in Abuja.



It is an open secret that CIA and the Pentagon finalized plans years ago to destroy Nigeria through terrorism and "color revolution". According to Wikileaks, Boko Haram is a US creation. The US is now trying to trigger a color revolution through the "Biafran Struggle".



Less than 24 hours after the arrest of Nnamdi Kanu, BBC was quick to report the development and how it led to "a massive protest in some parts of Nigeria". But Vanguard Nigeria's campaign on behalf of the US agenda is what baffles me most.



The NIA and other relevant agancies should keep a tab on them. Our borders should be secured and monitored. Our economic and foreign policies should be reviewed. Our Navy should be prepared to defend our waters and advance air and land defense systems should be purchased and station in Cross River, Benue, Ondo, Lagos, Kogi and Abuja just in case.

Well said... We all av different way of imagination

Interesting... Am not satisfied yet.. Wat was the reason behind the donations? Y donate so much money? Was he buying bombs? Wat was his promise to biafrans overseas?

To biafrans Note: Change does not neccessarily means better

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It's her world.. Snappin inside pool or not.. She ain't asking anyone to open a trend for her, d lyf of a celebrity is complicated, we all knw dat... So haters keep hating!!!

You're right.. I see no reason y Nigerian govt won't grant the Biafrans deir request.. Though the biggest mistake they'll (Biafrans) ever make is startin a war..

All for recognition? I donbilivit

WeedSeller:
Years back ; I remember qoing to church nd was gven microphone to contribute to d bible study"topic being discussed"Actually it was a weekly programme.. Only God knws wetin enter my nose as i wan begin dey analyze d lessons..# I juz release 3 heavy sneezes wey get funny sound" with watery mucus flowin;nd man no kon get handkerchief..Kon see ao people dey laff..# D tin kon stil dey sound for the microphone' chai ! Very embarrassinq'

Aahahaha Atleast you're lucky u didn't f**t

I feel lik dancing 1 leg up...









She's pretty

Which kind info be dis?
What's their aim?

I wonder where d money'll go this time..

Interesting..

I can't read this!!

Chai... There's gotta an explanation...
Maybe he's surprise cus only dem are naked along d street

Thumbs up!!

pinceprinz:
Yes! I am. Just no come work tomaro oh cos me I wee break ur head ni oh

Nor wori u go hear am... Cus e don tey wen i dey boil for u

iamkingzlee:
hahahahahahaha!! Dammnn!!! your Mumsi get first class for falling hands ooo

U nor wan knw d rest o

KingTom:

Hahhahah

brize:
Am a very shy guy and i don't like doing things that will disgrace me.....my first and maybe the last time i light a *knock out* (banger) That was in december long years ago, there was this place in our village that we used to gather to watch masqurade, so as guys dey run and being chased by masquared in the main place, there are also place a were girls and some Ajebutters guys use to plenty and that place you normally wont light a banger there(not that it's under any law o o, but people will kill you if the thing touches them) because there was a place set aside for knock out, Nna mehn na so me carry my thing o o, check me out na, me wey dey hate knock out, na him devil come dey sing yahozeee for my head and i come light the knock out and come throw am where girls plenty....
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The next thing i heard was %kpkioxlytd* na so beaten one man wey dey for corner give me for free o o, and i was so ashamed and embarrassed because there where many girls there... Chai, did i made mention of being attacked like a lion because the guy come from my back and before i know what's up i don full ground... Nna a i wanted to fight back but that man fit senior me with 1 and half of my age.... *that was when i was around 13 years sha*

Hheehehehheee

He's done well!!

Sincerly 50% of my embarrasing moment has been frm my mom .. She's embarrassed me so much dan i can remember presence of friends, My crushes .. But one i seriously won't forget was at the presence of my teachers.. It went like dis.. Then in sec skul, my skul mother asked me to bring tin tomato for her, i had no idea y but dat was d first tym she asked me for sumtin, Away frm dat wen i got home in other not to forget and due to lazyness i kept it under my mom's bed,
NOTE: Never done anithing like this before... But then i forgot... Fast forward. YES mom found out After serious nd much questioning she went straight to skul.. But then at the presence of all my teachers, She decided to use pidgin Eng even wen she sabi speak Eng o . My guess was she wanted to do wat she's gud at .. The part dat really got me was " Which kind tin be dis? I don dey talk am since... I go buy maggi for hux e nor go last, Salt o na same tin, My soup self nor dey reach 2 dayz bcus of senior Odion even go reach my maclean" Chai menn all i could tink was... "Dis woman don see opportunity take enter my body today Na die be dis I could see d way my teachers were just staring.. Only God knew wat dey were tinking.. It was really embarrasing Anytym i flash memory through dat day, I can't help but Laugh..

Seriously Mothers are the best U agree right? Share urs

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Finish the sentence now. . .

Let me finish it for you. . .Thing is the guy was ugly. . .

It is always ugly guys that always think girls are checking them out even if the look was just innocent, you never see the good looking guys say this. [/color]

I tell u.. If u see his teeth Hope he's not on NL

The guy probably see himself as handsome... Had similar experience.. Was hilarious Thing is d guy

Cmelz:
for wetin

Ask op o

kurupt1:
We have heard nah.I agree with the God`s grace.......but is any man stopping ladies from achieving their dreamsna wa oo.is beyonce,adichie,diezani etc not married?A correct man will make you achieve your dreams faster.

She didn't say Men stop ladies frm acheiving their goals.. Wat d lady said was ladies shouldn't spread dier legs for men all for money... Don't twist her words

Wow... She's kul, nd dis is great... Hardwork really pays no excuse

donholy28:
True and with d same bushy hair

Wicked!!!

Make i nor chop be dis

donTbone:
na so e suppose be na...



250k wey no go reach 3mnths b4 e finish...abi no be Igbo?

Odikwa f**k up