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Inosenduatall: You've got to be kidding me!!!

OP, can you solemnly swear that you don't know where all this will lead? Haba... I put it to you that you both know what you are doing. The two of you are looking for something, that something, and if that male friend of yours wasn't such a dulling guy you guys would have slept with each other a long time ago. Na wa o...

So you will sleep on his bed in your bra, the guy in his boxers, and you will start touching each other everywhere. Everywhere apart from his John thomas abi? Clap for yourself, you have tried well well. In fact continue in the act, I can assure you that nothing will happen. Shebi your best friend is made of firewood?

To answer your question: No, you are not cheating on your boyfriend. Not at all. It's me you're cheating on.

Make una no vex I just hate it when people refuse to be honest with themselves.

Truth is, most tall guys are attracted to short ladies.

Ihedioramma, not yet but I will.

The Cathedral Church of Emmanuel Anglican Communion in Mgbidi, Oru –West Council Area of Imo state has become a pilgrimage site of sort as people from far and wide have converged on the premises of the church, to scoop water gushing out from the base of a tree that they believe, has healing powers. Consequently, people of various faiths troop to the new miracle site daily ostensibly, for miraculous healing for their ailments.  At the church premises, both old and young men and women with plastic containers wait patiently on long queues, to scoop the miracle water.

One of the church workers that identified herself as Uloma, told Sunday Sun that one of the women who sweep the church premises had discovered a puddle at the base of the tree in the compound when she pulled out the weeds around the spot. Surprisingly, the water flowed out of the base of the tree.  Uloma said that no one paid attention to the water initially, until one of their colleagues who was ill, said that she was directed in a dream to drink the water coming out from the base of the tree. She did so and received her healing the next day. She further stated that another woman who had ulcer came to the church when she heard about the water and immediately she drank it, she was miraculously healed.

Another resident, Mr Onyekachi Ozoemene, told Sunday Sun that he suffered from severe stomach ache until he heard about the miracle water and came to the church. Onyekachi said that he got to the church on Friday evening but was able to access the water around 3am on Saturday because of the huge crowd that was there for the same purpose.  He testified that 30 minutes after he drank the water, he noticed that his severe stomach pain was gone.  Another visitor, Mr Ejiogu came all the way from Egwe community in Oguta Council area of the State and had arrived in the church premises in the early hours of Friday but got the water at about 9.30am. He said that he was told that the water has the power to ward off evil spirits and that he would sprinkle it on his business premises and his home to ward off evil spirits and bad luck.

For madam Ifeoma who came from Awo, she heard of the miracle water on Friday and came to the church to fetch from it. She said that she believed that the water could indeed cure people of their ailments ward off evil attacks.  Speaking in the same vein, Madam Chinonye who waited patiently to fetch the water, told Sunday Sun that she was in the church to get the water for her sister who needs the fruit of the womb and that the water had been blessed by the priests.

She further stated that popular priest, Rev Father Mbaka, had prophesied during one of his crusades at the Adoration Ground that water would come out of a tree and that when that happened, people would go there for their miracles.  A member of the Christian Men Organization of the Catholic Church, Elder Ozor Fidelis Obioma, said he had to visit the scene when he heard that water was gushing out from the base of a tree at the Anglican Church in Mgbidi. Elder Obioma described the development as the wonder of God and a sign of peace.  However, the Bishop of the Diocese, the Rt. Rev Geoffrey Nwadioraoma, could not be reached for comments because he was attending the diocesan Synod.

kim k! kim k! she was rite 'all her exboyfriends are still obsessed with her'

RedBenson: @tpacalipse, absolutely agreed wit u. Girls are bunch of parasites always benefitting from man and expect to give nothing to d man except d so called 'sex' wch most times, they are the ones who enjoy most. Have u ever imagined why ur girl always drag u to d bedroom to have sex wit her if not becos it givs her optimum orgasm and u wil come out to pay her plus. Na wao for our girls o.

Not all gurls are parasites and it's not always abt d sex. We cook, wash, clean, run ceratin errands for u. We automatically play d 'wife role' even wen u are not married to us. Now wat is a husband responsibility if not provide for his wife? C'mon i dislike guys who talk abt gurls being parasites...a real man shouldnt have a problem spendin on his gurl if he can afford it. And any gurl who asks more dan her man can afford is just silly.

Yes it is possible. I met my bf a virgin and he was a fresh graduate at d time. And he wasnt ashamed of it.

Abeg jor! People cant remain in d same place ever.

I wonder wat they add to dat soft drink. I drink it alot. Am kinda addicted. God pls. Rip

CharlieMaria: At ♏γ̲̣̣̥ Grand Mother's kitchen frying garri .

hahaha! Same here except am not fryin garri.