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Crime / Re: George Floyd: Derek Chauvin Granted $1.25m Bail by SATANIIST: 3:11pm On Jun 09, 2020
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. the billionaire racist that gave him the guts to kill the negro will pay it. this is why i say black negro are bastards. if i have my way i wipe them off. instead of the bloods and the cribs to go for his family and sipe them out, they are busy causing nuisanceand killing themselves
Crime / Re: Police Declare Lady Wanted For Sucking Baby's Genital In Viral Video (Photos) by SATANIIST: 3:09pm On Jun 09, 2020
Ladycewhy:
even my mother is a pedo bitch grin
i warned you to stop abusing kids, now u don hit front page. take it easy jessica

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Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by SATANIIST: 6:36am On Jun 09, 2020
[s]I don't want to do anything that will break my boyfriend's heart.[/s] and you where talking to him and giving him greenlight. u hoe, i am a guy and i will never push beyond my limit if a girl doesnt give me greenlight especially after she says she has a bf.
i can assure you 99% of guys are like this. what propels us is that greenlight. please send me your bf number so i tell him never in his life should he ever TURN AN OLOSHO TO A WIFE/
i feel the need to save his life
code number 2 never allow your gf or wife to have a guy friend or bestie or coursemate she constantly talks on phone with except if na him brother or papa
Religion / Re: Stop Killing Innocent People In The Name Of Blood Money Or Money Rituals by SATANIIST: 6:34am On Jun 09, 2020
Kobojunkie:

Wait a second? You aren't even a Babalawo? undecided
Jeez! angry
omo i can never be a babalawo na. i hate them as much as i hate pastors and imams because there are the cause of all the problems we are having now
Crime / Re: Wife Pours Boiling Water On Her Husband In Bayelsa For Slapping Her (Graphic) by SATANIIST: 11:03pm On Jun 08, 2020
tydi:


Noted! I will keep repeating till the end of the world.

lmao. this is the funniest comment i have seen in a long while here grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Police Declare Lady Wanted For Sucking Baby's Genital In Viral Video (Photos) by SATANIIST: 10:39pm On Jun 08, 2020
this shit is real o. this nairaland bitch is a culprit Ladycewhy

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Crime / Re: Police Declare Lady Wanted For Sucking Baby's Genital In Viral Video (Photos) by SATANIIST: 10:38pm On Jun 08, 2020
this thing is real
Crime / Re: Wife Pours Boiling Water On Her Husband In Bayelsa For Slapping Her (Graphic) by SATANIIST: 6:11pm On Jun 08, 2020
dont break the olosho to wife code.
repeat after me with your useless big wide elephant ears open
I WILL NEVER CONVERT AN OLOSHO TO A WIFE
REPEAT IT 5X

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Politics / Re: APC Releases Obaseki’s WAEC Result, 5 Others Ahead Of Party’s Primaries by SATANIIST: 4:35pm On Jun 08, 2020
may una leave this man alone na
Crime / Re: Cross River Witch Burning: Victims Cry For Justice (Graphic Photos) by SATANIIST: 4:00pm On Jun 08, 2020
when i say you guys are stupid u think i am being mean. why not attack the message and ignore the messenger?
AMI3:

Ur username as link to
...devil. I guess u better repent
Crime / Re: Cross River Witch Burning: Victims Cry For Justice (Graphic Photos) by SATANIIST: 3:59pm On Jun 08, 2020
ubee:

Useless? Lazy? Uninformed youth? People with poverty mentality?

It's hugely ironic that you are speaking in disapproval of those conditions and situations above when in reality you should be very happy and rejoicing to have people in that condition.
Afterall you are a self declared Satanist. It expected you will be rejoicing along with your demon associates.
when my associates get bulled i get pissed. whrn idiots like u die, i rejoice. i will rejoice over your head soon. useless yakurr idiot
Religion / Re: Stop Killing Innocent People In The Name Of Blood Money Or Money Rituals by SATANIIST: 2:57pm On Jun 08, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
1. Ritual doesn't work, there's no proof of this, just superstition.

2. Ritual is not real, this is why country like America is far better than superstitious Africa.
no mind them, they will never learn and hustle. that is how one is even dming me to initiate him into church of satan so he can make money because he saw my name satanist. if i tell him now to buy go and kill him mama, he go go kill am. useless people angry
Crime / Re: Cross River Witch Burning: Victims Cry For Justice (Graphic Photos) by SATANIIST: 2:54pm On Jun 08, 2020
when i say this state is a useless state with so much lazy and uninformed youth, Eddee and some others will think i am hating for no reason.
guys just avoid that state if you want to avoid people with poverty mentality
Religion / Re: Stop Killing Innocent People In The Name Of Blood Money Or Money Rituals by SATANIIST: 1:42pm On Jun 08, 2020
CodeTemplar:
So it is churches who started money ritual according to your satanic instincts?
forget about the messenger and take the message. its religious bastards that started making people believe in all these unproven shit. nollywood remains the prime culprit for me
Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Denies Forging The Certificate Of The University Of Ibadan by SATANIIST: 1:16pm On Jun 08, 2020
ojesymsym:
Let's not talk about the girl in question, I rather want to know this your model of subjecting yourself to an MD even though you are the owner of the firm.
It looks like an interesting way to be indirectly involved in the running of the company. Would appreciate you shed some light on this. Who among the staff know who you really are?

no one knows who i am. i even fire myself sometimes. when you subject yourself this way, you act more like an underground spy. there is no way anything can go wrong. when they try to cheat , it is easy to know. they believe the actual owner is running the company from abroad.

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Romance / Re: Pictures Of A Guy And A Lady Placed Inside A Pineapple Found by SATANIIST: 12:18pm On Jun 08, 2020
shellybee:
so all this time the pineapple didn't spoil or decay

make una day use head follow story
no mind these idiots
Politics / Re: Jonathan Uncovered!!! by SATANIIST: 11:52am On Jun 08, 2020
timekeeper1:


Which o1
i added you. u can delete all the post , thanks
Religion / Re: Stop Killing Innocent People In The Name Of Blood Money Or Money Rituals by SATANIIST: 11:50am On Jun 08, 2020
Emmacolinho:


Dear Satanist,

In Naira Marley's voice "Yahoo ni awon ore mi se" I know what I'm talking bout I don't watch Nollywood.
i am surrounded by yahoo boys so i know what i am saying. if yahoo money ritual was giving money as u guys think every naija youth for be billionaire
Politics / Re: Jonathan Uncovered!!! by SATANIIST: 11:43am On Jun 08, 2020
Politics / Re: Jonathan Uncovered!!! by SATANIIST: 11:38am On Jun 08, 2020
timekeeper1:


Make we chat via whatsapp na... I Don pm u
u get telegram?
Religion / Re: Stop Killing Innocent People In The Name Of Blood Money Or Money Rituals by SATANIIST: 11:37am On Jun 08, 2020
Emmacolinho:
Oga it just serves as fertilizer to whatever work that you were doing before. No be say money go just dey appear. Sh*t works
no , that is not what nollywood tells u. that is not even what the babalawos that do this shit tell u. that is not what the people doing the shit believe.
98% of the guys doing this shit dont have any business. most are graduates that have finished school, no job for years and they meet babalawos to do money ritual. even the babalawos will tell u that the charm to move business isdiffeernt from this.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Uncovered!!! by SATANIIST: 11:32am On Jun 08, 2020
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Romance / Re: Please Help! Inshort I Am Dead Already. No Need by SATANIIST: 10:58am On Jun 08, 2020
cheechee1:
What do I do now? I was just goofing around on Facebook and saw one pretty sister and that was how the casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days later, I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After I applied some pressure, she accepted and she even told me she did not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I was different that my love is here to stay.
Deep inside of me, I only came for the tithe and offering.
Last weekend she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the weekend together.
On Sunday morning, she asked me to drop her off at home which I obliged.
We drove close to Artillery Barrack where she pointed at the Army gates and she asked me to drive in.
I thought she was joking, but she wasn'. We got to the gate and the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.
At that point I didn't know if the car's AC went off or I accidentaly turned it off, but I began to sweat.
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her off and she pecked me and told me to go with the car and use it as she would come to my place after service to discuss about our marriage. I managed to drive out of the gate.
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me. I said not really; that I was proud of her...meanwhile I had peed like 20 times already.
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as Major ENE. Her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General.
I know I am dead, but I don't know how dead I am.
My wife and kids are due to return next week.
Please I need help.
Copied.....
lmao wtf,
Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Denies Forging The Certificate Of The University Of Ibadan by SATANIIST: 10:42am On Jun 08, 2020
abobo certificates can be forged anywhere. one pretty girl working in my company works with a forged cerificate, i know about it but because she gives me steady toto regularly, i pretend not to know. btw i own the company but pretend to be the human resource manger

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Crime / Re: Mother: Uwa Omozuwa Read At The Church Where She Was Murdered For 5 Years by SATANIIST: 10:35am On Jun 08, 2020
UcheforGod:
God cannot fail
can u shut up please. yes there is a supreme being that cant fail. the ones those isrealites worshiped , that is if those things are not fairy tales. but the god these nigerian christians worship is a total piece of shit

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Crime / Re: Mother: Uwa Omozuwa Read At The Church Where She Was Murdered For 5 Years by SATANIIST: 10:32am On Jun 08, 2020
HappyPagan:

Don't blame him. Blame God. God failed as usual.. like he failed all those Christians Boko Haram killed with bombs.


Sad story.
exactly. i dont think if she went to read in an ogboni shrine any body will have killed her like that

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