What do I do now? I was just goofing around on Facebook and saw one pretty sister and that was how the casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days later, I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After I applied some pressure, she accepted and she even told me she did not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I was different that my love is here to stay.
Deep inside of me, I only came for the tithe and offering.
Last weekend she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the weekend together.
On Sunday morning, she asked me to drop her off at home which I obliged.
We drove close to Artillery Barrack where she pointed at the Army gates and she asked me to drive in.
I thought she was joking, but she wasn'. We got to the gate and the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.
At that point I didn't know if the car's AC went off or I accidentaly turned it off, but I began to sweat.
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her off and she pecked me and told me to go with the car and use it as she would come to my place after service to discuss about our marriage. I managed to drive out of the gate.
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me. I said not really; that I was proud of her...meanwhile I had peed like 20 times already.
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as Major ENE. Her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General.
I know I am dead, but I don't know how dead I am.
My wife and kids are due to return next week.
Please I need help.
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Your spirit is roaming the street o'redy

Be a man you are going to die a major death.

Oga this ur tory sweet ooh. But how person no go fit identify military personnel via fb

konji at alert yessir
jxt start plannin ur burial money

Wakeup jo!

In deed. Better begin to arrange for your funeral bro.

Egungun !
Egungun!!!
Egungun!!!!!
O tin gbenu siii express ohh

Some fellow will just wake up in the morning, open phone and start concocting stories.

Don't be a jobless oaf OP

bro just come and select the best casket of your size, the babe will finish you including your spirit.

How many times will people copy and paste this story?

chai...mk i call dt my Ghanian undertakers..a new cliant is here

Use that 9

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cheechee1:
What do I do now? I was just goofing around on Facebook and saw one pretty sister and that was how the casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days later, I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After I applied some pressure, she accepted and she even told me she did not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I was different that my love is here to stay.
Deep inside of me, I only came for the tithe and offering.
Last weekend she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the weekend together.
On Sunday morning, she asked me to drop her off at home which I obliged.
We drove close to Artillery Barrack where she pointed at the Army gates and she asked me to drive in.
I thought she was joking, but she wasn'. We got to the gate and the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.
At that point I didn't know if the car's AC went off or I accidentaly turned it off, but I began to sweat.
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her off and she pecked me and told me to go with the car and use it as she would come to my place after service to discuss about our marriage. I managed to drive out of the gate.
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me. I said not really; that I was proud of her...meanwhile I had peed like 20 times already.
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as Major ENE. Her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General.
I know I am dead, but I don't know how dead I am.
My wife and kids are due to return next week.
Please I need help.
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OP I can refer you to the best coffin makers

Add her as second wife na....shikena

cheechee1:
What do I do now? I was just goofing around on Facebook and saw one pretty sister and that was how the casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days later, I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After I applied some pressure, she accepted and she even told me she did not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I was different that my love is here to stay.
Deep inside of me, I only came for the tithe and offering.
Last weekend she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the weekend together.
On Sunday morning, she asked me to drop her off at home which I obliged.
We drove close to Artillery Barrack where she pointed at the Army gates and she asked me to drive in.
I thought she was joking, but she wasn'. We got to the gate and the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.
At that point I didn't know if the car's AC went off or I accidentaly turned it off, but I began to sweat.
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her off and she pecked me and told me to go with the car and use it as she would come to my place after service to discuss about our marriage. I managed to drive out of the gate.
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me. I said not really; that I was proud of her...meanwhile I had peed like 20 times already.
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as Major ENE. Her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General.
I know I am dead, but I don't know how dead I am.
My wife and kids are due to return next week.
Please I need help.
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lmao wtf,

We are all proud of you.. At least you will die a major death.. Hahaha

I have read this story on Nairaland before, too many fake stories here.