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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SOL NIGERIA Does Anybody Knows Who They Are? by Sattors(op): 11:04am On May 23, 2013

Thanks ones again Mr Victor, i can see u have more knowlegde abt SOL NIGERIA. Pls how is their aptitude test like? I mean wat should i expect and i hope i am not expected to pay registration fees? Thanks

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SOL NIGERIA Does Anybody Knows Who They Are? by Sattors(op): 12:43am On May 23, 2013

Thank u very much victor

Jobs/Vacancies › SOL NIGERIA Does Anybody Knows Who They Are? by Sattors(op): 11:03pm On May 22, 2013

Pls somebody should advice me on this issue.
A friend of mine was given an email address to send his cv to so i also pushed mine too and got the following message yesterday.

SOL NIGERIA
You are invited for test & interview on friday 24 may 2013 by 9:00am, Godwin Adebayo Centrum, Off Olusesi Stresst, Tipper Garage Bus Stop, Lekki. Kindly come along with your CV, copies & Originals of your credentials. Be formally dressed in BLACK SUITS. Who else got this message and what are they into? Are they real?

Family › What Can U Guy Say About This Woman‘s Action In This Pics by Sattors(op): 6:10pm On Apr 26, 2013

Do you guys think this woman‘s action is justifyable?

Jokes Etc › Re: Describe Her Using Alcohol Brand by Sattors(m): 2:48pm On Apr 24, 2013

I call her Big Stout (Udeme)

TV/Movies › When Will There Be Africa Magic Igbo? by Sattors(op): 5:56pm On Apr 17, 2013

I have always be wondary when we will start receiving Africa Magic Channel in Igbo. Am neither Yoruba nor Hausa not even Igbo man but some times i learn one or two things matching the Yoruba or Hausa channel. I think Africa Magic Igbo is neccessary to balance the equation bcus we have Africa Magic Yoruba and Africa Magic Hausa currently on DSTV.
Nairalanders what do u guys think?

Sports › Funny Abrreviation 4 People‘s Name. Check It Out. by Sattors(op): 8:46am On Apr 16, 2013

Check out this funny abrreviations for people‘s name:

Gift Chioma Egwu (GCE)
Vera Ifeoma Peters (VIP)
Mukaila Tunde Nurudeen (MTN)
Usman Maduka Emmanue (UME)
Dolapo Pelumi Olaitan (DPO)
Okwudili Anderson Ugochuwku (OAU)
Ngozi Gloria Okeke (NGO)
Veronica Ibironke Olanipekun (VIO)
Ugwu Sophia Amaka (USA)
Hope Igwe Victoria (HIV)
Add urs and lets have fun.

Jokes Etc › Re: See Baby Who Holds The World Record For The First Mankind Smile by Sattors(m): 6:10pm On Feb 26, 2013

He smiled five seconds after birth. Dat mins he didt cry as expected of a normal baby?

NYSC › Re: Which State Has The Best Nysc Camp? by Sattors(m): 5:29pm On Feb 22, 2013

Malam Sidi in Gombe State. I fell in love with the structures and facilities. I dont know abt odas.

Jobs/Vacancies › Imagine You In This Situation by Sattors(op): 8:46pm On Feb 16, 2013

Imagine u have a very important interview to attend & while at the B/stop, a reckless driver drove across and splashed dirty water on you, even when he tried to apologise, u never listen (considering the embarassment) you insulted him and called him names only for u to discover at the interview that d same man is ur employer to be. How will you handle this situation either s the employer or as the applicant?

Culture › Re: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by Sattors(m): 1:52pm On Dec 21, 2012

Am from ESAN in Edo State and i like IGBO as a tribe bcus dea culture have a lot of similarities with ours but for their high bride price? God!!!

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Family › Re: What If Ur Best Man Did Dis 2 Ur Wife On Ur Weddin Day. (pic) by Sattors(op): 7:14pm On Nov 28, 2012

I will agree wit wat most people hav said dat d guy bhind is d husband but wat am still confused abt now is weda d husband pushed his new wife forward to d extent dat she has to rest so close like dat on d best man?

Food › Re: What Is This Fruit Called In Your Native Language? by Sattors(m): 1:05pm On Nov 25, 2012

In Esan language in Edo state it is called Otien and there is another type dat look exatly like dis and also more sweeter called Omumu.

Family › What If Ur Best Man Did Dis 2 Ur Wife On Ur Weddin Day. (pic) by Sattors(op): 1:03pm On Nov 20, 2012

Ur wedding pics has just arrived and while goin thru dem u discovered dis pic btw ur wife and ur best man grabbing ur wife ass. What will you do? And as d wife, how will u explain dis to ur husband?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by Sattors(m): 6:33pm On Nov 15, 2012

How older are you to me?

Christianity Etc › Re: What If Jesus Was Born In Our Generation? by Sattors(op): 6:02am On Aug 28, 2012

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]NO I WOULD CRUCIFY HIM BEFORE YOU! angry

or you can hold the hands and legs, while i drive the nails into that criminal. .[/quote][quote author=PAGAN 9JA]NO I WOULD CRUCIFY HIM BEFORE YOU! angry

or you can hold the hands and legs, while i drive the nails into that criminal. .[/quote]@pagan, why did u call him a criminal? Pls be careful with ur language.

Christianity Etc › What If Jesus Was Born In Our Generation? by Sattors(op): 7:40pm On Aug 27, 2012

Am asking this question out of curiosity, Lets assume Jesus was born in our generation and you know everything abt him from when he was born includin his poor parent. Would you had believed his preaching dat he is from God?

Romance › Re: How To Say “I Love You” In Your Local Language? by Sattors(m): 2:23pm On Aug 15, 2012

Esan in Edo State. Ime hue moen

Jokes Etc › Prevent Diabetes by Sattors(op): 10:03am On Aug 11, 2012

Pls lets prevent urselve and ur spouse frm cantracting diabetes. A couple that has been married for 20yrs were recently diagnosed of diabetes. Findings showed that they contracted the disease as a result of the names they call themselves like:- Honey,Sweetie,Sugar,Sweetheart,Chocolate, etc. Start early now to be calling ur spouse names like:- Alomo Bitters,Yoyo Bitters, Utazi, Bitter Kola, Agbo,Chloroquine,Dogonyaro,Better Lemon,Alabunku, Ota piapia etc. And diabetes will neva know u.

Jobs/Vacancies › Is Psslimited Real Or Fake? by Sattors(op): 11:39pm On Aug 09, 2012

Pls house i need somebody to help me out here. I applied for a job online in PssLimited and they just sent me an email now inviting me for interview between 10th - 14th august with dis address NO 129, Okota Road Atinuke Complex,Cele B/Stop Isolo Oshodi Apapa express way lagos.
Pls i want to know who they are and what they are into. Does anybody in the house know dem? Dont want to waste my time and money to go and be disapointed.

Nairaland General › Re: Calling On Nairaland Moderators by Sattors(op): 1:49pm On Aug 07, 2012

I think some of those bad comments or replies can be hidden from public view.i think it will help bcus its so painful wen u get insultive replies to ur comment.

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Nairaland General › Calling On Nairaland Moderators by Sattors(op): 12:49pm On Aug 07, 2012

The way and manner things are done on nairaland surprises me most times because wen some one post a coment out of curiosity,he expecte replies and not be insulted,not to be laughed at, not to be called names. If somebody coment or question sound so stupid to u, why dont u just ignore n pass because i believe dat same stupid coment will make sence to another member and moreover d reply to such question will also b of help to some members too. I hav seen foreing forum like nairaland and how things are done dea,no matter how d question is members are always out dea to help each others. Moderators should pls do something to correct this abnormality.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Civil Defence Form,out Atlast! by Sattors(m): 5:03pm On Jul 21, 2012

Somebody should pls confirm and let us know bcus am also interested.

Computers › Re: How Do I Attach My Application To My CV? Pls Help. by Sattors(op): 3:33pm On Jul 20, 2012

thweraja10: Wow! are you serious or that was a joke? A graduate that is not computer literate.
Lemme Give you a step by step procedure
1. go to business centre to type your CV, copy it on a flash or CD
2. Then go to a cafe copy your CV to the desktop
3. Go to your mail address
4. go to compose mail Type your application
5. The go to attachment to attach your CV.

And After that i hope you get the job
But first you have to pass the interview

And after this go for a computer tutorial

I neva complain dat i cant use computer,all i asked for was how to attach a file. Thanks anyway.

Computers › Re: How Do I Attach My Application To My CV? Pls Help. by Sattors(op): 2:35pm On Jul 20, 2012

thweraja10: Wow! are you serious or that was a joke? A graduate that is not computer literate.
Lemme Give you a step by step procedure
1. go to business centre to type your CV, copy it on a flash or CD
2. Then go to a cafe copy your CV to the desktop
3. Go to your mail address
4. go to compose mail Type your application
5. The go to attachment to attach your CV.

And After that i hope you get the job
But first you have to pass the interview

And after this go for a computer tutorial

Politics › Re: Magistrate Orders Lawyer To Frog-jump For Noise-making by Sattors(m): 10:06am On Jul 20, 2012

I can imagine the humiliation.

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