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Ladies if your boyfriend is fair, slim, has brown eyes.. Average height & wears glasses;
Please come to Golden Royal hotel, he just entered room 245 with one slim girl.-I don't support evil at all oo.
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lnstead Of Watching Big Brother Naija, I Will Rather Pour Garri Inside Rice And Be Separating The Garri From The Rice..
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. All those Girls That Check Our profile pictures Before Replying Our msgs I Hope You Know That Some Of Us Have Inner Beauty.
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Wetin weed don do to pple ehh
Nah my neighbor wey smoke weed finish and wake me up by 2:00 in d night nd started narrating 2009 champions league final of man u nd barca witout missing any words
I was lyk dis guy is good in football.. Nt until I asked him his football mentor nd he said Mercy Johnson.
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i remember when my girlfriend do call me and say "I Love You" over the phone, and I'm with my parents. My response will be "God Loves You Too.
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. Hypertension is that pain u get at the back of your head after selling ur land to send ur daughter abroad to study Medicine and back as a make up artist.
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. I don't no why people who Sits in front of a commercial Bus always Feel as if they
Have made it in life.
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. In The Book Of Weed Chapter 3 vs 18 Fela
Kuti says..... Many are mad but few are Naked.
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The way pretty girls are greeting Me these days ehn, Is like the Devil is jealous of
My Virginity.
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. Instead of breaking someone's heart, why not look for the little calabash where your village people tied your destiny and break it.
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I was Shocked when I heard A fat girl singing I believe I Can Fly " My sister, have you Ever seen an Elephant Flying Before?
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Fake butt, Fake Boobs, fake
Eyebrows, fake eyelashes, fake
Hair, fake face, fake Accent, Fake
Name, My sister, are you Made
In China?
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. I don't knw y gurls re snapping their ass and uploading it on Fb....
Are we selling tissue paper for God's sake?
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. My neighbour cheated on his wife Today, and she got angry and told him
she will have sex with all the neighbours around..
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Well, I don't think I will be going to wrok tomorrow
Am gonna wait for my turn
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. At my age, i still dodge wen thunder strikes, it is not like i'm evil oo.i'm being careful just in case of mistaken indentity. u knw anything can happen in Naija���


BEGGAR: Sir! Please help me with something. I've not eaten since yesterday. Please give me money, I'm hungry!
AKPOS: Sorry. Do you have 1,000 Naira change?
BEGGAR: Yes sir!
AKPOS: Use the change to eat!
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Friends stop replying me with HMMMMM WHEN WE ARE CHATTING IT remind me of the money i lost in MMM
Just leave me o and going to Russia and find those idiot
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Na wa o
They no just like Cee c for that house o

Mumu blogger

This is confirmed, tested and trusted

Very very boring

I will pick when it's real

Mustafi take the lead for Arsenal

Alcohol is not a joke!
Two guys after serious boozing, went to a bus stop but saw a bus just leaving the station, so they ran after it but there was
only one seat left, therefore only one guy boarded the bus.
The guy who was left behind started
laughing, till he fell on the ground, someone asked him
"why are you laughing, you missed the bus, and you've been left behind".
Laughing, he replied "The guy who boarded forgot that he was just seeing me off".
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When a guy isn't interested in a relationship anymore he can say anything just to break up with you..... He might say baby I can't continue any longer your grandmother didn't write WAEC������
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So bcoz she� called u last nite and said "sleep like a baby� my love"... You now urinate on the bed ehn.. Brother why?�

Having a twin brother is good until you get drunk one day and go to bed to sleep seeing your twin brother on the bed... You will now be like"ooh I have slept self lemme go back to the beer palour"


If you see $1000 And N500 which one will you pick?
Me I will pick the both of them o

But witchcraft is when you pick them and turn to N200 yam

Some ladies breasts are the reason why Chinua Achebe wrote the book 'Things fall apart'

Seeking NL attention

Mumu

Cutest guy indeed

Sound sultan nailed it.

Small doctor is just like a borrowed police officer

Lalastically LA surprise

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