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Wetin this one Dey talk. ?? Akpi is an American citizen oh. 😂

9jatriot:
Kai....

If you follow Nigerian's mouth take make policy, they go put you for trouble.

I cannot count the number of times I used to hear before now, statements like "We are paying for darkness, give us power and we wee pay for it"

Now people don see light now they de write petitions.

Kai.

Just like subsidy removal, almost every so called expert on TV and radio programs said subsidy had to go and that no nation can afford to have multiple exchange rates, now government removed subsidy and harmonised the exchange rate. As soon as there was a fallout of increase in prices and high inflation, the so called experts abandon government to face the music alone.

Even some of the candidates like the lamba king wen be talk say Day 1 he go remove subsidy start to de change mouth.

So, people who were saying that they were ready to pay for power as long as it is available, where are they?

diabeticdeals:
Congratulations!!


Its daddy was unveiled yesterday. The iPhone 16 series

Pray4meJC:
Most Nigerians are just some kind of weird specie of humans on earth. I have done my best educating them that "airdrops" were made for twitter influencers, youtube, Instagram, telegram,tiktok and other criminal influencers, partners, and ambassadors.

These people mentioned above go about harvesting their followers through referral links who in return are heavily rewarded by those airdrops creators while their followers becomes willing use and dump slaves chasing $5 on coin listing day 😂

It is similar to MLM matrix system. The more referrals, the more thousands of dollars you will earn at listing. I know a telegram influencer that earned $16,000+ from same hamster Kombat. He had 500,000+ referrals, and 900,000 $Hamster tokens

[b]Did you know many twitter influencers in Nigeria like Tola (King of Zamuda) is a naira billionaire through airdrops farming?

I intentionally followed this hamster Kombat shit to the end because my neighbors will never allow us breathing space that when hamster launches, he will buy heaven and earth, drive in escorts. The sad part is that these are very young teenagers and some adults in their early 20 and thirties.

After the launch, these guys started wearing sad face and the whole environment became calm 😂

If you are a young boy that really like investment, I will advise you to go do some research on crypto HODL. Buy a coin invest like a $100 and patiently wait for it like our parents did with land and shares years ago. If you had invested a $100 in Binance in year 2017, by HODL only God knows if you will not be a naira billionaire 5 years later lol. This is just an example of how to approach crypto and not all these $5, $10 airdrops rubbish in 6 months. Your precious time is being wasted by a college kid in Russia or China through tapping and you are happy. Damn[/b]

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/if-youd-bought-$1000-worth-of-binance-coin-4-years-ago-heres-how-much-youd-have-today-2021

The screenshot below was just generating keys while his nigerian counterparts were busy tapping away their lives. The telegram channel attached is operated by a Nigerian with the aim to become another big telegram influencer. This guy banned me for questioning his criminal activities like teaching people how to scam, generate promo codes, asking his followers to click advertisement etc

Godwin4444:
if we all can agree to vote younger people below 45 irrespective of tribe then things will b alright

Anyone above 50 should b out of it cos they are out in touch with reality

5ThChild:
When you look at the Nigeria population and realise the truth that we have got about 30,000,000 old hag (WOMEN) that are single and frustrated in Nigeria I shake my head and cry, I feel so bad for the hopeless situation for these Black women, most of them spent the best part of their lives jumping from Men to Men and eating the money of every Kunle, Ahmed, Chike, Abumere and Onoriode, this is shameful for Black women in Nigeria.

We have done extensive and conclusive research and have come to the positive result that we have 30,000,000 Single ladies in Nigeria between the ages of 30 to 49, this is a staggering figure and my heart bleeds for the outcome and the end result for these women which do not look so good.

Me am based in Manchester, England, but am already trying to see how I can maybe marry like 3 or 4 women in Nigeria (Thank God for FACEBOOK) to reduce this staggering figure of wretched Old Hag Black women in Nigeria, please other Black Brother also help and we advice our Nigeria government to help also with funds so the Brother can marry them girls.

HellVictorinho8:
budaatum,blackpanthar,
advanceDNA,etc



these people dont want anybody here to get richer

they want them to die poor and wretched


what sort of wickedness is that

dkidd:
They did nothing right!
The first thing they should haver done was apply first aid assuming they know one otherwise they radio NEMA or the relevant authorities first before taking the surviving victims to the hospital to ascertain they have no internal injuries or complications from the accident and after that they can be questioned to determine the root cause. You just don't put someone who came out of such a situation on handcuffs. The way some of u reason just clearly shows we really deserve all of what we are getting from Nigeria

Nazgul:
Those useless and heartless policemen are only concerned with the bail money they'll collect from the victims who survived the accident.

The ones lying on the ground are presumed dead (even if they have a low pulse) thus considered as bad market for them.

That's how damaged the average Nigerian policeman is. Everything is money to them.

thorpido:
Congratulations.
Must you show your tummy to the whole world?

senztip:
Ever since I learnt Financial Literacy and became committed to learning about making and growing money, I have come to realize that contribution/esusu/ajo and other forms of traditional savings is a loss on the long run, while it has several advantages, it comes at a huge draw-down when compared to modern savings/investment styles

Walk with me...

You will join a group where you have to register with a small amount, say ₦2,000.

You commit to a daily, weekly or monthly amount. Let's say you are in a group where you contribute ₦5,000 weekly to "pack" ₦50,000 in 10 weeks. That is approximately 3 months.

At the end of the period, you get ₦50,000, when you deduct the ₦2000 registration fee you have = ₦48,000. You made a loss.

Yes, you can argue that it teaches you accountability and how to save. But the risk outweighs the Pros.

What are some of the risks?
1. The admin in charge may suddenly suffers memory loss a day before you are to "pack" your money.
2. The admin gets shady and removes you from the WhatsApp group and you have no way of contacting him or her (I have faced such - so speaking from experience).
3. One or two people refuse to or are unable to pay up, and this affects your total sum (i have also experienced this severally).
4. The admin mismanages your funds, and resorts to paying in bits. Imagine getting ₦3,000 today, ₦8,000 next week, ₦20,000 next month, ₦4,000 another month etc. You needed the bulk money for something, now see your life.
5. The admin says her account has been locked by bank or EFCC. 2 years later, the case is still in court.
...and so many other possible scenarios we can not exhaust in the context of this write-up, you are dealing with un-structured and unregulated programs and no safety or guarantee of your money at all

Imagine the emotional turmoil that comes with any of these scenarios.

Also, there is no way to insure your money.
No governmental backing or proper structure/platform.
No "swear by their Bible that if you don't give me my money at the end of 3 months, you will be un-alived."
No covenant iyip (blood covenant - lol).

Just vibes, inshallah and God abeg, mostly because of familiarity.

Financial Literacy is knowing that your money needs to grow.

[size=14pt]That You need interest on whatever money you cannot access for a certain period of time.[/size]

If I save my money with you, what is my interest at the end of 3 months? Some admins play 2 or more hands and carry numbers 1 and 2.

They basically get an interest free loan from you for their business.



What do I suggest?

Use a Fintech app or a properly structure investment platform that offers an interest, no matter how small. even ₦3,500 interest plus your bulk money after 3 months is better than a loss of ₦2,000 or the possibility of not getting back your money.


Consider:
1. Piggyvest, Cowrywise for auto savings (comes with more security but less interest) or try

2. PROFITFESS (comes with good security, guarantee of investment but way way more interests than other options on this list etc.

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Minimum Required Capital: $50 (Approx. 83,000)
Maximum Capital in Fund: $450 (Approx. 720,000)

Expected Profit: 15% every 2 weeks

Profit is generated: In this fund model, all invested capital is pooled into a single Prop Portfolio with our trusted prop partner/broker, and it is traded/Managed by a semi-automated system where our AI analyzes the market for best entry levels and risk is managed by an in-house expert portfolio manager to guarantee withdrawals every 2 weeks from prop

Profit is split amongst all investors based on entry capital every 2 weeks.

2. Lion Fund:
Required Capital: $500 (Approx. 830,000)

Expected Profits: 20% Every 2 weeks

Profit: This is a single managed portfolio where the user's funds is used to purchase an Instant Prop account(Not requiring any evaluation) and its traded/managed by a team of experienced Forex Traders/Portfolio and risk managers to guarantee profits and payouts every 2 weeks.


3. Eagle Fund:
Required Capital: $1,500 (Approx. 2.5m)

Expected Profits: 30% Every 2 weeks

Profit: This is a single managed portfolio where the user's funds is used to purchase an Instant Prop account (Not requiring any evaluation) and its traded/managed by a team of experienced Forex Traders/Portfolio and risk managers to guarantee profits and payouts every 2 weeks.



To get started with PROFITFESS:

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3. Enter your details accurately as reflected on your Govt Issued ID
4. Go through available packages that starts from $50 and proceed to make deposit
5. Commit the amount of money you are willing to lockdown/invest for the particular package you are interested in. and proceed to make investment

NOTE: For those choosing the Crowdfunding Program, you will be added to a crowdfunding group for ease of communication of updates


You can also earn recurrent income even if you do not have upto $50 to start - -

All you have to do is
1. go to the referral section and copy the referral link
2. use the referral link to invite your friends, family and neighbors to save/invest with Profitfess - once they sign up and deposit to invest you will receive 5% of their invested amount (example: you invite Mr Peter and he deposits $1000 - you will automatically receive $50 which you can either use to invest or you can withdraw - after this, every month when we are paying Mr Peter profits based on his Investments with us (which will be around $300 for $1000 investment, we will also pay you 5% of $300 = $15 every month)
Get to our website now and sign up and change your financial status in a few months with us

https://www.profitfess.co/register

Okpebholo1:
Akpata chances are increasing day by day thanks to Obi. He is set to divide pdp votes in Edo central in addition to Edo south. If he can replicate same in the north,he wins...if he can win Edo south and get 25% in Edo central LGAs, he wins

dcadaniel:
Happy Sunday to You!.

I read something today that touched me and it says, "Look and Ask of the Ancient Path and Walk therein"

It's summarized and it's from the Bible, Jer 6:16.

What it meant is that you should be asking questions. You want to make money and increase your economic standard but..

What questions are you asking?.

There are ancient, tried, tested and proven paths to earning income but you are not asking.

Let me help you out with some Questions you are to be asking, I'll give you good answers.

Q: How Do I Make Money?
A: Learn a High Income Internet Skill

Q: What skill will that be?
A: High Demand, Low in Supply Income Skill e.g Workflow Automation

Q: How Soon Can I Learn the Skill?
A: Depending, say under a Week to 3 weeks max

Q: How much can I earn with the Skill?
A: Typical rate is $15/hr: Work just 2 hours in a day that is N45k/day: work just 3 days/wk that is N540k/ month.

Q: Where can I Learn this Skill?
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NB: The Academy also grants you the Opportunity to not carry out the Job yourself making you earn more while doing way less.

HellVictorinho8:
Seun Osewa


Fvck ur website!


Fvck whatever brings me here!