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An I the only one that saw the "Anglican Catholic church " behind.

But the babe fine sha....

Chai... See correct beating....
Na the white guy first start the fight.

Chai...

You no strong, you go start fight.


See as the white woman dey shout sef

This man sha is a performing governor.

This one no give me mouth talk sef.

Oga Charlie, how Much is Linda paying you sef. Why una dey carry this lady matter for head na.

I smell Buhari thinks this one would work for him. All join, whether it works or not. I would still vote him out.

Back to Daura 2019

I'm using Xiaomi and I'm loving this phone like mad

I pray she s restored to her faculty. Please the state should take her to Yaba left na.

Chai... My igbo brothers and Sister...

The last time I checked, soldiers are agents of bullying and assault on civilians. So e better make I dey with Nkechi than to date Soldier girl.
Remember, if Soldier slap you, you remember say Police na your friend.

I dey see some beautiful ones around Ojo barracks, but the fear of beating is the beginning of wisdom

Ok

It is an achievement sec to enter plane. Even if na domestic flight. Talk more of travelling to another country.
I personally look forward to the day I would leave this damn country. Chai... Ma me go Happy pass.
It's a damn Achievement

UNN Dey there ba? Correct school...

If your school is not on the list, oya, come and cry....

I heard Cougar first while watching Porn. I think say na porn actress kill bikers .... Just realizing that Cougar sef na Animal... Biko, who else is with me on this?

Rilwayne001:
You guys should stop hyping this useless country called Israel as if it is some sort of untouchable and undefeatable world power. We all know Israel is feeling funky because they are always backed by the USA whether they do bad or good, the, USA always got their back. Should USA stop backing them, even Nigeria will beat the whole hell out of them.

From your write up, it's obvious you are not a student of history. You should know that even before USA started backing Israel, they have been surviving. I'm not of the spiritual view as expresses by some naive individuals here. But Israel is a strong nation, USA OR NOT

Efewestern:
I don't know why most Nigerians are this ignorant, so you mean no combination of the world can defeat Israel?, like seriously?, so Russia, China, Britain, Spain, Italy, North Korea, etc can't defeat your almighty Israel?.. oh lawd

and I even read where you said Israel are the ones supplying the Turkish government with Technology gadgets, you guys should lie with brain na, where is South Korea, Japan, China, India ?, mention any 6 technological gadgets your almighty Isreal is producing.

My dear, even though I am not of the opinion that is a real is undeafeatable, I am surprised at your naivety over the technological advancements of Israel.
Why do you think USA still holds Israel in high esteem. Please dear, look for a book called Startup Nation. Read it and clear yourself of this ignorance.
Thanks

What about the occupants?
Abi na ghosts drive am?

Sleezwizz:
Please what's the meaning of SL?

Na this kind question dem dey use give person slap....

Egnon, read previous pages....
In short, no worry yourself... SL na Sponsorship letter

And I sent my documents to Uniassist via Fedex. For 2750. Thanks to others that joined in the package to reduce cost.

swisster:
wee are u ?

I'm at Lagos

swisster:
good morning guys. anyone planning on sending documents this week?
plz letz link up tym no dey

I just replied your pm.

Chai.... Wetness got me rolling. Kikikiki.... Me never wetness oo.

charliesyndrom:
Im sure part of this will be very helpful. Though I think its good expo for the telesales and customer care. I need help for Vendor operations intern. I already did a written test and oral interview which i passed. But now they say this is the second stage interview which consists of typing test, pronounciation test and oral interview. HELP!

I was also invited.

Biko
Ejoo

Please anyone sending document to uniassist this week. Please let's hook up

Kenthumphz:
My Transcript.

Arrived Bonny Camp by 5:00 after leaving Sangotedo, after Ajah by 4:30 am. Didn't feel like going to stand while queuing, so I went to a branch of my place of work to relax. Got back to the embassy by 6:15. Met some 12 people on the queue already. You know how it is na, my body begin dey scratch me. That passport wey I talk say I no go do, I go do am o. I paid 1k for it. Got back to my queue by 6:35.

Paulinus landed. Silence in the land. He'd asked all of us to bring out our documents. Mind you, he does that batch by batch. 4 per batch.
One guy allowed the screaming get to him, he was just messing his documents up. Guys nothing bad about the man. Get all your documents right, act smart, dress smart and you gonna be fine, trust me.

I scaled all of that and went in to do my biometrics by 7:25(did that at the first office as soon as security guys scan you for metal objects). Done with biometrics and in my mind, this Nigerian lady should tell me where to go and do my interview, that was when I received my rude shock.

VO: Let's begin the interview
Me:How and why(All in my mind o. Cos I been think say them go carry me go inside na, meet that my favorite German lady to interview me, una wey know sabi wetin i dey yarn na.....lol)

VO: You learnt the language.
Me: Learning by self via YouTube and other online materials

VO: Funded?
Me: Yes.

VO: Master or Bachelor's
Me: Masters

VO: Course
Me: Economic Policy

VO: Why Germany
Me: bla bla bla

VO: Why not USA or Canada
Me: usual answer na. Premium edu at a cost that doesn't break bank or wallet

VO: Why this course
Me: told her

VO: Tell me what you know about Germany.
Me: Told her a lot and was hoping she'd stop me, she didn't o. Na him I stop o

VO: That all you know?
Me: Yes

VO: B.Sc Thesis topic
Me: Told her

VO: Tell me your findings about your thesis
Me: Told her. She had to stop me as she was inputting all of my answers

VO: That will be all
Me: Nibo!!! So fast. No be two hours una dey use. Wetin happen to other questions like tell me about your modules etc. 30 minutes never complete sef(All in my mind o)

So that was it. I give God the glory cos I wasn't found wanting in any of the areas I was asked and it indeed was a success by God's grace.


P.S-I didnt go with my transcript. When Pauly was asking for it, I did as if I had it. My point is, be smart. Don't be exposing your self and be telling him everything you didn't bring. All in all, carry everything OK.


Thanks to all the good guys who made their transcripts available for novice like myself to use to prepare. That's why am giving back to the society that gave to me when I was in need of guidance



One love
Bless up
Jesus gets the Glory outta everything.

Congratulations bro

Once again, anyone sending document to uniassist this week?
Let's communicate so that we can send together.

Thanks

lexxydoo:
Hi room, pls is anyone sending their documents to uni-assist through DHL this week? If you’re pls let me know.

Yes, I want to send. Pm me

Please anyone sending document to uniassist?
This week. I too want to send.
Based in Lagos

Good evening guys,
Please what are the requirements for an individual who wants to act as a sponsor?

how does that SL look like sef?

dharey27:
Hi boss. Are you waiting for feedback for technical MT or another role

Customer service oo

Has Glo forgotten us abi them no get network to send us mail?