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Good day,
Who else got an invite for graduate trainee test scheduled for tomorrow?
Anyone with me?

Dear women,

Have a bit of class.

Sometime last month, I went to Shoprite to pick some groceries and noticed a girl with a shopping cart filled to the brim and almost overflowing. In my mind, I was wishing I had enough money to buy all the things that I needed, just like she'd obviously done.

It got to her turn to pay and she was unable to pay, she didn't have any money on her. The guy she came shopping with had absconded.

It was either the guy was a scum who decided to embarrass her publicly or he'd asked to buy some groceries for her and she decided to buy the entire Shoprite. I choose to go with the latter.

A lady wrote about another lady who'd told her friend that she needed to pick a couple of things from a store and the poor guy accompanied her. She ended up picking things worth ₦35,000 and asked the guy to pay. The guy refused to pay and she threatened to shame him online.

The other day, it was a guy asking a girl out on a date, the girl showing up with her friends and guzzling things worth over ₦40,000.

A guy gives you his debit card to go and have lunch, you remember that your entire generation is hungry and decide to buy food for all of them down to your ancestors.

I don't know what is going on or how we got here, but I know that something is definitely wrong somewhere.

Woman, have just a tiny bit of class.

If a guy asks you out on a date, go alone. If you don't trust him enough, choose a venue convenient for you, send out his details, phone number and a picture of his number plate to your family/friends or don't go at all. Quit stringing your friends along to dates. That's so 2010 and 2goish.

If you happen to go on a date, be reasonable in ordering. I suggest you order for things that you can afford to pay for if push comes to shove, unless your date asks you to do otherwise and you trust him.

But how on earth does one person guzzle ₦30,000 at once? Somebody's salary?

Get the menu, it's there for a reason. No, you're not being a wife material by choosing things you can afford, you're just having sense.

When the date is over, do not order for your friends at home. If you must, please, ask him first. Unless you're paying for the extra plates.

If a guy asks to go shopping for you, ask politely if there's a limit to what you can pick, depending on your relationship with him. Or, just pick reasonable things that you can pay for ordinarily.

AT ALL TIMES, BE ARMED WITH YOUR OWN MONEY. Call it vexing fee or emergency money, please be armed. At least, be able to afford a cab.

If you don't have money, sit your ass at home. If you don't go out, you won't die.

Stop this 'let me chop his money' attitude, it makes you dirty and classless.

Be classy. Know your worth and carry yourself like that. Have some self respect. Be responsible, that's what adults do.

Dear men,

If you take any lady out on a date and she orders for her friends without your permission, tell her to pay for the extra plates.

If she brings her friends to your date, without telling you first, split the bill.

If she shops too much, pay for as much as you want to pay and let her complete the rest.

Don't go broke to please anybody or because you're scared of being called broke. Pay as much as your pocket can shoulder without bleeding.

Don't go and have lunch in a 5 star restaurant and go home to drink garri without sugar for dinner (unless you're purging from the 5 star food).

Shine your eye.

Even if you kill yourself for us, men will always be scum.�

Your resident pastor,
Bibian.

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Lalasticalala

adesamtuns:
I got too. Shall we meet on WhatsApp. 0-7-0-6-7-0-6-7-5-3-4.

Why take it to whatsapp?
It's selfish, because others in the nearest future would not gain from your vast experience.
I have the interview. And I can't get any reasonable information because you have moved the conversation to whatsapp.

It's alright sha

Haba.. Oga, you na spoilt Shild Ooo.
As my guy say, call Fatimah or Rashidah.

Common go and sleep.

Trump sef. Trumping over everyone. Make him try thus kind thing with Putin na?

Ok.. Nice work

Here to read, comment

Kenthumphz:
And did he ask what time he was gonna leave before jumping into conclusions. For your info, I leave by 4:30 whenever I got appointments at the embassy. Once bitten, thrice shy abeg. So if that makes me a winch, Nna you cannot do anything about it. Anyways, my point is that even by 4:30am, you sure of getting there by 6am

Oya, no vex.
Wey that guy wey ask sef?
Stay at Ajah instead of Obalende.

dailydolar:
which kind question be this follow the tread and u will see what I replied to

Young man, take time o

There were two schools there. Fau and WURZBURG.

So which accepted your certification?

Kenthumphz:
So if I leave my house in Sangotedo, after AJAH by 4am say by public transport, I won't get there by 6am. Guy don't misinform people. From my place(Sangotedo) to Bonny Camp is 45mins by private ride. Do the maths by public transport. Mind you there is hardly traffic by such time.

Young man, did he state in his ststement what tike he would leave.?
An avrrage individual leaves by 5am, you are here saying 4am. Guy, you be winch?
At least Obalende is a brtter choice.7am

yeyerolling:
Una don start again. I have worked for 2 banks, 2 big four audit firms, and a consulting firm. I no sabi anybody. The so called pple wey say mk i bring cv after nysc failed me. With this mindset u no fit progress o. Go to nairaland job section pple are getting jobs in kpmg,pwc,access bank, etc. Dey der

Guy, you are right.
But the point of the OP is also true.
Look at this memo

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Humraaaaz:
tanx boss

can I make a 7am interview from obalende or Ajah?
is it possible?

From Ajah, nope.. From Obalende, yes

worworgirl:
Students in Germany, how do you guys cope with lectures? Are lectures taught in Deutsche or English? Or both?

Which kind of questions are you asking?
Are you new here?
Even if you are new.
Read through the thread before asking such questions

dailydolar:
I used federal high court and it was accepted

Which of the schools

Please I'm opening a fintiba account and they Are asking for TIN
WHAT should I put there.

yemimajid:
do all german school accept letter of proficiency as substitute for TOEFL and ielts

No

Azdof:
What did you study in Nigeria?

Zoology and environmental biology

shasha25:
when did u apply

Applied on 6th, document received on 23april

MaroCruz:
Congrats

Thanks bro

dailydolar:
congrats bros is like their admission is fast just sent my application to them for medical photonics

Yes, they received my signed application form on 23rd April.
So it's quite fast

Jena just dropped admission for Ecology

June 11

Even after the program.. We still dey talk their matter

waledora:
Can I mail you, am submitting my application form and other documents this week(uni Jena)

Which course did you apply for?

Nice

sherif25:
Good day gurus in d house.. i want to send some documents to uni assist dis coming week i think thursday or friday.. which is d cheapest means and also the safest means... i dont mind attaching documents with people.. if u want pls contact or pm me... thank you.

I am interested. I heard TNT is cheapest apart from NIPOST. I M in Lagos. What about you?

[quote author=shasha25 post=67105219][/quote]I am interested too.

Laziness of the highest order.

Kick Buhari to Daura. ...

And

Still some northern youth would still vote for APC