₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple:
hmm, sorry o, what is p......

mayb my perception

Kachisbarbie:
I hate startup and pickup lines

___ I met this guy years back - he walked up to me and said : 'I think I just got lost'
I was flummoxed, looking @ him...I first wondered, ahn...see them o cooperate 419ners
Then he said, but I don't mind going anywhere you're going...lol

P.S : I'm hermaphrodite @OP

thank God I finally met an hermaphrodite like me#winks



madam are u contesting as well??

AfricanApple:
who have time for playing hard to get? u really dont think every girl u say 'hi' to have your time, do u?

madam u r taking dis p na.......

mikeson12:
I'm Shekau by name,will you be my Chibok girl?

waaaaat

mikeson12:
I'm Shekau by name,will you be my Chibok girl?

waaaaat

freezone4real:
U do more findings

I just finished my I.T there and d name of the dg is ntereya saginga so where dat name came frm

frm the little I knw the dg of iita is not the name u wrote here

do more findings

mooremedia:
that song got me hooked for like a month,woooooow
the melody is freaking catchy,I love that guy dyeee.

U r nt alone my broda

Which of Frank Edward's song is your favourite

Mine omemma and i no fit shout

cokacoola:
if you view this thread nd didt comment, ogun will visit you

See as pple dey rush comment,...thk God say i no comment..pple fear ogun sha..

Wat a gud way to start a new month am laughng hard

Abi iyaf die ni...wen am nt Jesus....if i die mak i bend...
I cant faint not to talk of die...

I hope i hv been able to convince and not confuse fellow nlander dat i cant die ..thk u panel of judges and co commenters

Op....u see free net u cant score...chai if i were u.....
I reserve my comment

drizzy009:
Why you cooking up this fuvking story

He or she even forgot to add salt

O boi see strategy

Not new anyways...whr dem dey share am?

Alexyswiss:
This one is just too funny and and simple

I see a girl I like walking past the street or any where...
I just approach her and walk by her side quietly...
she would definitely be scared and surprised..
then when she ask,why am I following her..
I just say...
"my mama always tell me to follow my dreams"

U mean ur dream is chasing ladies,...
Dont wake up in time o

YungwizzzyPt7:
Hi


I'm yungwizzzy I work in shell...

Girls like money nw,..y dnt u say u r dangote's son

AfricanApple:
'are you from kogi? u look like someone I know...' - stale

'angel, you look beautiful...' - even when they know hers is not a success story in the face department


I cant even remember most of dem

u guys are so gifted with authentic lies eh but we are also gifted with lie detectors

wait... op said 'guys', but I still had to comment eh
dis girl no dey hear word sef

Kneel down there, raise up ur hand and close ur eye

Guys share your start up lines here...
Most commonly used is i think have met you before...met before indeed,.
Guys sabi lie sha
Lets hear yours

chijoy7:
YES, SO ARE YOU GANNA SUCK?

Y not....cash in hand , mouth on ****

Is money involved?

Thank God for ur life

Rexnegro:
Loool . Anyway op me was caught by a friends infact him too join dey look d best boobi I have ever seen

Lolz

hippyj:
i was looking at her b**bs then with a smile on her face,she asked me WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT?

I replied, Am admiring something good.
She called me Naughty boy,i took it as a compliment rather than an insult.

Sharp dude

Truth24:
Dis Monday morning?
Joblez

The thread derailers

I was caught mouth open starring at a woman's boob by my friends...i was caught red handed so i cud nt bail my self out...we just laughed it off...lets hear your own story too

Why is it that when you travel out of the country...you are expected to come back with something as souvenir even if it is sand...is it normal? African's mentality or Nigerian ? Why is it that when you travel out of the country...you are expected to come back with something as souvenir even if it is sand...is it normal? African's mentality or Nigerian ?

temigracie:
...Turn your face away when he flirts with other girls.

...Occupy your mind with better and productive things.

...Start working on yourself......Start by trusting your boyfriend.....find a way to convince yourself he is truly worth or truly deserves your trust....

..Inshort get jealous alittle.....excessive jealous is dangerous......Let him know how you are feeling...

...Let him know your weakness...Let him know you get jealous easily.......Ask for his help....Fighting the weakness together makes them come out stronger....

#kiss......

On point