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Trekk

Who wan die

Gòogle is always our best friend

anoda 1 is don't book space

princessayesha:
Extremely stinnnggy OP

like am a cheerful giver??

free2ryhme:
Nairaland children have started again ooo


Pls seun put the channel back to cartoon network for these bunch of rugrats to get busy

TFU

Willgates:
True. One just msged me today and said she lost someone's handbag, that the girl is accusing her of stealing the 10k that was in bag. I asked her how she got to be in possession of the said bag, she told me the girl (whom she has never met before until that carnival day) gave her to hold. Imagine! She was begging me to send her 3k to add to the 7k she already has. As eyen Uyo wey I be, I told her to send me airtime to call my brother that's with my ATM so he can forward the money immediately to her, when she did, I blocked and deleted her contact.

u smart die

faqman:
no wonder why caro left me.....

she is now with me

temitemi1:
God bless Nigeria!!

amen

luigiajah:
Since MTN released N10 recharge cards. Life Keeps Getting Better... Anytime Ah Get Any Of Those Message... I Go send sharp sharp.... See The Greedy Girl Go DY Think Say Na Correct CREDIT

bad guy

Rapsainot:
This one that you're exposing our ladies, there's god oo

is it??

juianne95:
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts

so wat?

wunmi590:
Ur mum is sick nd u ar askin 4 crdit, nah crdit go heal ur mama ni?

lmao

this is serious

Yungwizzzy:
na na na

MTN is synonymous to stinginess

I even hear some of the staff don't call their friends


*they flash*

#no offeinse#

funny

StealthyMe:
Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription will expire any minute from now

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe

Small Children...e don tey wey we don dey scope

dat ur reply I think I will start using it nw

Tallesty1:
Some put it as their status.

like seriously

Yungwizzzy:
And some foolish guys will still send them

mayb dem dey work for MTN

1. BBM : when chatting with her. U will just see her message you "my subscription will expire tomorrow " whats my business with that?? Message her two days after she will stil be available but won't chat with u....she wants u to sub for her dats all.

2. WHATSAPP : After serious chatting you go just see am "I would love to continue chatting with you but my Mb is finished" so what make I do?? Be ready to send her card if u want the chat to continue.

3. 2GO : u go just see sum1 tell u "pls am currently on my way to see my mum in lagos she is sick bt am stranded along lagos - ibadan express way can u please send me credit so I can call her?" Ur mum sick u still get time to 2go?? Wetin u dey use browse? ?

Guys abi I lie
Please add any other formats u've seen or heard of.

dem never do the film.

cos its extraordinary awesome

naijaboiy:
What is an enemy?

I don't have one

I was abt asking too

I smell fp


hmmmmmmm

dey talk talk and talk e no dey tire dem?

peteruuu:
hmmmm,but you just did

how? ?!

none yet

so wat next

okkkk

funny

Mak I sit down 1st. ........

Lets c if it maks fp den I will come bak to tel ya

Wats ur fav colour..or u want just any colour...and wat do u want to potray wit d colours

I thnk no....