@mademoiselle, thanks. I'm just going to be myself at all times.

@Vikin, lol I can't imagine myself doing that. It's just acting a movie. But thanks

Gombs: Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?

Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee

I can't stop laughing.. These answers r kinda rude especially if the person doesn't expect it. But it serves some people right sha. Those that don't know when to ask the right questions.

Some times I wonder if I'm in the right home. Because I cannot drink water and drop my cup. I am trying my best. I'll be done with school this year by God's grace and I'm thinking of renting an apartment when I'll start my service.

I don't know if I'm the only girl experiencing this in her home. I live with my mom and three siblings. From the onset we have been living very fine with everything around no matter the situation. But all of a sudden my mom just joined this new ministry church (name withheld) but it's not a deeper life ministry. It's becoming an addiction. We had to join the new church too for peace sake but me and my siblings are not quite okay with it and we r trying to be. In this ministry they preach more of salvation and I like it because it has kind of helped. But the problem is my mom now, her addiction is beginning to drive me nut. She just woke up one morning and said no more trousers for the girls, no more make-ups, no more jewelleries, no more shorts or short skirts, no boyfriends and gfriends.. Jeez and I was dumb founded like WTF has come over her. We don't dress indecently, we dress okay and we are okay with it. She had mistakes in her past doesn't mean she has the right to control my life and tell me what and what not to do. These days cartoon network is demonic to her, each time she comes bck home and sees any form of animation on TV she starts yelling at the person that put the channel like the devil is going to come out of the TV and initiate her. OMG, the other day in family prayer was like hell in a cell, she kept on mentioning abt the girls and trousers and all that. I love to be myself and do what makes me and my family happy but this one is getting out of hand and it's beginning to put fear in my body like I'm a bad child and like I'm the biggest sinner in the world. Sometimes I wish I'm not living under the same roof with her and get my own apartment or go live with bf which I know is not an option till I'm married. I just don't know what to do because she doesn't want to hear any body's opinion in the house again rather than hers or the church. It's very annoying. I need help on this matter. Trouser, skirts, make-ups, jewels and every other fancy things has been part of me since birth. I'm 21 and I need help from matured people here. Thanks

Happy New Year NLanders. I've never made ice cream before, I just thought abt it this morning. I need help on how to make it and the ingredients involved. Thanks

Not true. Especially if she was intimate with him or if she was truly in love. It's gonna be hard.

IYA NGBALI: i love dating married pregnant women with[b] rings[/b]

May God help you.

For just a year 2006 but since then I've been hooked up and I thank God I've never had a heart break.

He's very loving 'n understanding.
And a cheerful giver (you know what I mean ) He's always ready.

hornipipe: Always clear your chats op

"Clear the chat" C'mon give the guy some piece of advise.. Clearing his chat would make him hide a lot from his GF. If his GF doesn't love him she won't curiously check on how her bf has been going about with friends. And @op you have to stop using rihanna as a point there because it shows you could display infidelity. Do the right thing. Jeez!!

MÀybe it's all coming back to me for being so suspicious. If you love someone you would not consider their faults as an option,that's what I've been doing but now I need help.

Guys and their stupid pride. My bf won't just accept the fact that he's wrong when he gets me upset. He just ignores it and pretend he's done nothing wrong bcus he's the man. He always thinks he's right and my opinions r BS. Gosh how long will I tolerate this from him, how long Do I have to bring myself so low to always apologise for something I didn't do. He just finds it so hard to call and apologise that he's wrong. Just for the record I love this guy to the bone and would want to spend the rest of my life with him. But this atitude is killing. I need help pls...

candieangel12:

If you look like any of these guys, then I am totally ready to start making some babies with you

In your dreams sweetie.

k2039: Just tell her the way you told us

LOL

acidosis™:
I think you need Jesus

I have Jesus sweerie.

C'mon guys u don't have to critisize me na. Cus if you were in my shoes you would also feel the same way. I love the fact that things are going fine without any trouble but I'm kinda not feeling relaxed yet.

Flashaldrin: ^^^ lmao!!
@op, yes mistakes are needed for relationships to survive, so instead of waiting for it, have an affair, video it and upload.
Things will start going smoothly then.

Lol.. I don't think that would be right. I've got a better idea.

Donlittle: wtf my gf broke up with me cause of this

I'm so sorry abt that.

[quote author=redcliff]he sed soon. by then we for all don grow pink bia bia.

Lol.. Na only pink bia bia what about some peeps go bald.

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Chicharita my love!! Muah!!! You made my night.