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This thread is up to six pages long, what a pile of dog dropping if you ask me. Elo sela you really know how to get people going.

Oh man I pray Ohio state get ther ass kicked again this year, I'll give my left testicle to see them loss

ikamefa:
na today? he is an old NLander under a new pseudo-name am guessing he is either zulunation ortxlonghorn c o s he posts like those 2


before nko?

@ topic i guess your question has been answered nobody wants to suffer

how can you get married and in a short period of time be smoking garri and kuli-kuli?

Why do i have to be an old Nlander and I'm not from south african, which one be zulunation lol

aloib:
ok who be scambater

I am who I am I have my eyes on you girlfriend

With all due respect, it's a free world and you can speak whatever you want. The forum don't belong to me, but I feel if you in a Nigerian forum you should speak some thing Nigerians understand. By the way, are there no Swahili forums on the Internet

@biola


I don't know watin them give you  smoke for philippine tonight Nwando aka babyo na my sister straight out of Umahia abeg

Guys I'll report you to seun if you don't stop speaking your language on here.

nwando:
I rebuke you Satan!!

back to sender

nwando:
marrying up means marrying a man that has an upper body.

kidding

Means marrying a man that is financially better than the family the girl grew up in.

i.e going higher.

e.g she grew up in Ndiolumbe she wants to marry a man living in Onitsha

Her father drove a beetles she wants a man driving a Hummer

ain't nothing wrong with it.
Our God is able to lift us from glory ( e.g face me I face you flat in Akowonjo) to glory (duplex in VCG)

Bayosisi thunder will scatter you head, you know Onitsha has it going on.

Low fat/carb cherry banana split from weight-watchers taste like shi^ I want my money back.

I'm not a lady, I'm just curious because I'm nosey like that. what do you mean by "marrying Up"

@ vronnie

Love the pics you looking HOT!!! dear.

I maybe wrong but some full figured women like queen Latifah are not bad looking. But the super obese chicks I don't find attractive I'm sorry.

@ Gamine

It's not very nice to talk like that about full figured folks because some times it's not their fault they are the way they are. A lot of times we look at big people and say they eat too much and that's why they are big, but with all the scientific research that's being done today, it has also been proven that genes also play a part in peoples sizes.

I'm type2  diabetic and when l tell people about my disease the automatically think I eat a lot of sugar or I'm overweight. I'm only 175 pounds and don't eat a lot of sweet stuff. In my case genes was the reason why I inherited diabetes at a very young age.

What is this world coming to why in God's name would someone in the US be jealous or have bad belle for people in the UK when Most Nigerian folks in the UK end up in America.

davidif:
SAW 'EM OFF. HA HA HA HA. WE BEAT YOU LONGHORNS TWICE IN A ROW, HOW 'BOUT THEM AGGIES. LAST YEAR WE BROKE COLT'S SHOULDERS, THIS YEAR Y'ALL NEVER STOOD A CHANCE AT THE INFAMOUS KYLE FIELD. WHOOP. GIG 'EM AGGS.

Big deal you beat us this one year."it still hurts me though to be honest" but we've beat A&M(Farm boys) so many times through out the years. I need to go check my stats on that.

Rapsody:
whaaat! I have dearly luvd ones staying at Yelwa Bauchi. If anything happens to them, ummh, mek i call them first

I pray nothing happens to your loved ones.

Wow!!! is Delta airlines now flying to Nigeria ?

almondjoy:
Please this is purely a hygiene deficit disorder!

How you take know, you been know the bobo before

@ Elosela

you sure do have a lot to say, keep it up though it's attracting attention to your thread. And the next time you in Dallas, let me know so I'd take you around the city or even take you to a Cowboys game because it seems to me you em seem the best Texas has to offer.

I don't see the big deal, if I'm doing laundry and my girlfriend has dirty cloths that need to be washed I'd do em all. It don't make me less of a man to do my girls laundry.

@ Elesela.

Kind of funny but I'm at work too, "swing shift" my dear you not the only one that has to work to earn money. And thank God I don't work on PCs cause that's the most boring job IMO

Davidylan you must type faster than me because I was just about the same thing. The girl has to respond to every post, it's like she has not moved from this thread all day.

I'm not making excuses for the bobo, but maybe his just using the wrong shampoo or not using any conditioner. or maybe it's just the dry air that's making his hair itch

almondjoy:
You said what?---    Gosh!  Dirty Pig!   Please keep your psoriasis or scabies off Nairaland.  Don't come back here till you have taken your bath in a mixture of Izal and Dettol 3 times a day for a full month! Gosh and women will sleep on the same bed with guys like you?

Gosh!  Only God know where else you itch when dey "sweet" you too!   May you go bald in all other areas too and expose all the mango sized ticks on your body--make them fall comot!


Dirty boy! Hmmmmmmmmm!

What kind of man is this for heaven's sake?

Oh my God!!! that was crazy girl who teach you to talk like that, That was funny as hell. I feel sorry for the bobo now see as you just finish the bobo for Nairaland.

Boxers for me, I can ever breath when I have on briefs

When will this stupidity ever need, Bauchi that is one of the most backward states in Nigeria instead of trying to encourage westerners and easterners to develop their state is now driving them away. How pathetic.

Congratulations on your new job, if you don't mind me asking, what exactly does a fuel and water attendant do ?