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Don't take it the wrong way nigeriaone pls, you have come up with very good opinions and suggestions for our Country, but what is nigeriaone doing right now to help with the unjust in Nigeria. My brother talk is cheap.

@ nigeriaone


Talk is sweet, what are you doing to change the state of things in Nigeria should be the question of the day.

@ jubrilar.


How is my concussion working out for you, I'm thinking of bottling this product and selling it to people with small fikky like you. You may even be my spokesman in Nigeria. We'll make tons of money I promise you.

Another dumb Igbo Joke,so not funny.

nwando:
bad move.
The Imam will give you the girls he's messed up with and trying to find a decent man for.
Find your own woman

How do you know this hmmmm!!

I'm right here for you Ikamefa

Get a bottle of vinegar and mix it with some toothpaste and some battery acid and rub it on you fikky every morning, for three days and you'd be surprised to see how much your fikky will grow. I've used this secret concussion and it worked miracles for me.

if a girl slaps me I'll just call the cops for her, and press charges on her for domestic violence.

sister make una line up like dogs for treats way una never see before.

watin the fex this bobo abeg

awwww somebody has too much time on their hand

When ever i travel to Nigeria I always use my Nigerian passport to get in which has Expired in years and my American passport to get out. I always get through the customs and immigrations with $50.00 bribe I know it's bad, but I hate dealing with the Nigerian consulate people here, the are Animal if you ask me.

Leilah:
In an ideal situation of course a man is going to like to have a wife with all of those qualities i mentioned above. Thats not to say I have all of those and practice those!

I am a liberal person not a doormat. I am simply stating what a naija man, in my opinion might be happy with and that is only half of my list!

Pleas don't stop at half, let it all out.

@ leilah,

You must know a lot about Nigerian men, how many have you dated or even married ?

noel76:
AS VWE STEP OUT THIS MONTH, BREATHS WILL SEIZE, EARS, WILL ITCH, HEADS WILL TURN IN ADMIRATION OF GOD'S GRACE UPON OUR LIFE.

LET ME BE THE FIRST TO TELL You THIS; MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

iice:
Is that all you could 'dream' up today?

Not really, I dreamt I was making out with you no the beach

yah yah yah whatever

Do you mind if I say you smoking hot!!!

Naijagurly:
Hey guys

I'm going to be off nairaland for a few weeks because I have to write a six page paper on the russian revolution for my hisory class.

au revoir! Don't miss me too much because i'll be back!

Which one is "hisory" I must have missed that class

@ ika

which time you reach India, from Abia state to India Na wa for you.


@ mayanka

you say this dude is from West Africa right, are you sure he don't have a new wife back home. That may be the reason his keeping you away from his family.

iice iice baby to go!!!

I'll be in Nigeria too next week, hey you never know we maybe on the same flight. I'm leaving from SFO airport, what about you ?

Don't think you have the last word, I'm going to bed now and I'll think of something to say to you tomorrow. I'm off to dreamland now

throw you phone away and get a new one

What if I shoot myself in the nutz because I'm so freaking bored

Yes she is a lesbian and she don't want you so go jump off a freaking bridge case closed NEXT!

That was below the belt from now on you are sacked

What about you iice do you have commitmentphobia

awwwww how lame are you son oh well I'm just gone ignore your lame retarded ass now, you have a nice day.

@ adekennis

What makes you think I'd even want to exchange words with an illiterate like you, dude you ain't got what it takes to get my attention. If I was you I'd hurry up and take off take the lame ass pic you have in your profile cause you look like a monkey on steroids.

Oh my life has been and will always be a very peaceful one thank you.


Before I forget, it's senseless and not "sensless" no wonder no Igbo girl would pay you no mind