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Eze Promoe: Ndi umu nwaanyi Nairaland bu Igbo adighi agbali at all. Dem no fit come grace this thread.

ihe kpatara ya bu na most of ha amaghi ede igbo. Ndi ebe anyi ututu oma nu o.

babaearly: Oga scantee how things? Sorry i havent emailed you. Im down with chicken pox and undergoing treatment.i had to leave camp in a hurry. I'll email you nextweek hopefully. I still have your shell email. Thanks.

Sorry abt dat bro. Am currently out of office nw. Jst drop ur email address i will mail u as soon as am bk.

honeric01: Quit sentiments man and say the truth for once. if the call was for us and the ref didn't blow the whistle, won't you CRY BLUE MURDER? we should start watching football with our heads and not always with our hearts irrespective of which club is playing.

You said i am taking it personal, yet you couldn't see the way he was questioning my loyalty? so because i am a Barca fan, i should turn justice upside down? nepotism? sentiments? i don't have time for such things.

Pique's own was deliberate but the ref ignored it and Puyol's own wasn't, but 2 handballs can't be overlooked. 50% of hand-balls in the box aren't deliberate yet most ref'll give them. so make una quit the girlish attitudes jare.

Ahh! Jst glance and take off. Thread close.

honeric01: Please, watch the replay again, double hand ball, the yellow? maybe harsh but the spot-kick wasn't.



So goal.com should now be the one thinking for me when i have eyes and i watched the game myself? if goal.com says we scored 50 goals, should i also accept that because goal said so?

BTW, even before you knew there was a Barca thread on NL, I've been here, the fact that i don't post often doesn't mean i have not been on this thread. and stop being sentimental when analyzing things, the best you can do is go back to watch the replay to see what Pique did, then you can come back here to explain better (if you want to). go to www.mysoccerplace.com to catch some highlights.

guy nawa for you o! I can't believe such comments are coming from a dedicated barca fan like you, omo you fall my hand. I dn't like your responses to Johnpaul88, ur taking it too personal on him, why reminding him of your existence on the thread before him? Bro we are Barca Fans there should be unity and harmony among we all. That yellow card and spot-kick was harsh one, Puyol did nt delibrately handle the ball, he has already felt dwn before the ball was played on him.

@OP we are in the same shoe, mine even worst o, i use my mtn pulse to cal a pulse line, i was shocked whn i discovered i was chareg 30k/secs, bt they normally charge 4.35k/secs. MThief @ it again o.

Up City! I love Silva

jerome84: @scantee: my boss, I've been in bonny Island from train 4 till date, how man go do na, we just dey take am manage till we get better chopping. All the same I dey find a better Marine, offshore or HSE job, so I'll really appreciate positive contributions here, much luv to fellow forumites.

wahoo nice one i thought as much, i was working in Bonny before i got transfered, i use to stay @ RA1, though am no longer with Nlng nw.are u still in bonny nw? I learnt that Train 7 is starting Feb 2013, u jst have to be patience till then na, since ur with them already u will have 80% chance of securing better position next year. I miss Bonny man, more especially Bravo and Royal suit tinz.

We need to win 2moro to increase our lead to 11pts. RB jst did us a favour dis nit o.

mko abiola: U tried oooo.
All dese for only u
Hw manage?

@ mko. Ya is very possible, if ur working with any of the oil coy ur likely to get many more certifications along, they normally organise different certification programms more especially Nlng, and the good part of it is that, they organise most of certification courses free, though in some cases u might pay for the certificate at the end, bt the training is free. If him (Jerome) has worked with Nlng Bonny Train 1-6 he is likely to have more certifications

jerome84: Greetings everyone, please I have the following certificates and training, what are my chances of working offshore or which other courses can I equip myself with, besides does any one have contacts of which I can make applications to? The certificates are as follows:

(1) OND Engineering
(2) HSE levels 1 to 3 (NISP - SPDC)
(3) Marine mandatory from Maritime Academy Oron, with certificates in
(a) Personal survival techniques
(b) Elementary first aid
(c) Fire prevention and fire fighting
(d) Personal safety and social responsibility

(4) Basic first aid training (NLNG - TSKJ)
(5) Fire fighting (NLNG - TSKJ)
(6) JHA awareness training (NLNG)
(7)Work site safety (80% NEBOSH extract)

Others
(1) Sea Man Passport
(2) Intl. Passport
(3) Sea man discharge Booklet
(4) Yellow fever vacination card
Etc

I'm currently a part time student of Uniport, 400 level Environmental Management.

So guys please advice accordingly.

My man have you worked in Bonny before?

mko abiola: What gives u d impression dat he doesn't work in shell?
Do u work in shell?
Identify ,what he is unable to pin point as a staff of shell?
Ds is pure beef.

exactly what i wanted him to do. Abeg is better u ignore that attention seeker.

depiero: @jarus; please hold your peace, why the beefing?, scantee is only trying to help. besides, how do shell guys talk? smh. @santee i guess u anticipated this before creating the thread, so don't let these dudes make you feel otherwise.keep doing the good work bro!.

thank u my brother, me i jst tire 4 the guy o.

upengineer: I have gain alot from NL and thank God where i work now, i saw the advert here on NL and its over a year now that have been flying 'chopper'
To start with oil and gas is very vast. From exploration to design to construction and Fabrication to Drilling to commissioning to startup to the actual production then exportation, logistics and even training. You will agree with me that the industry cut across all fields. The individual will have to determine where he or she wants to belong. Where you want to belong will then determine the type of certification you need. The certification a production person needs is not the same certification a dynamic positioner needs. The certification an Instruments guy needs is not the same certification the Electrical guy needs. So, you will agree with me that you will have to determine where you can function first before deciding on the certification you need. Money should not be the driving force, oil and gas environment is a high risk environment, no room for second chance. You must be sure of what you are doing. Your action can lead to an avoidable catastrope. Just my opinion

you have good point. Certifications differs.

kokosheen: Thanks Jarus...

I tried to sound him out but his other IDs are calling me bad bellus ..

his other IDs? Lwkmd smh

Jarus: This English is just un-Shell!

Now, I'm convinced I'm right.

And FYI, I'm an O&G person too. I have enough friends in Shell across the world, from that Freeman to Shell New Orleans to Shell Norway.

well i think is time ignore ur post. Have a wonderful day.

[quote author=Grace-lite]@scantee wnt2 apreciate u 4 d thread,plz inbox me d courze i shud undagọ n d certified trainin coy @okaforobiora86@yahoo.com[/quote]ur welcome my man. Am sorry i can't mail you, before Jarus and co start talking trash. I wil be posting any new info here.Jst try those certification previously recommended here. I work with ICT department in SPDC, most certification i did has to do with my profession, like MSCE,CISCO,ORACLE, SAP, PRINCE2, PRIMAVELA. So my dear it al depends on ur area of dicipline. Try using google u might get hlp frm there. I did HSE Level 3 because i work as a safety officer then, whn i was with Agip, and as SAP team member whn i was with NLNG, They are the one that sponsors us for the programm.

Jarus: The OP just doesn't sound like someone that works in Shell (SPDC) to me. There is just this aura of Shell staff that is missing. I can identify a Shell person, indeed oil coy staff, even from internet aura.

lol my man, how does shell staff sounds? Am seek and tired with some of nairalanders and their reasoning? Do u want me to start posting pics or blaging about the pay or wht? Wht did i stand to gain from this thread for God sake? Am nt advertising product or giving employment to people, to clear ur doubt, ur invited to our office any day any time, SPDC H/Q Freeman Tower 22/23 Marina Lagos. Enter the reception hall Jst tel the FDO's somebody frm ICT department is ur host (scantee) they will call to comfirm, though thats nt my real name, bt my coliques knws d nick name, or better still come to SPDC/BOGT Bonny Terminal R/S, jst tel the Millitry Men @ gate ur going to see somebody @ CCB gate 2. I wil make sure u enjoy ur visit, after which u come back to NL and tel them ur exprience. Am damm serious abt the invitation, jst inbox me private msg anytim u wish to come. Smh...

Ikwere fist son: pls bros can u gve us an example of d oil companies acredatd centres

follow the post
https://www.nairaland.com/120446/please-where-hse-training-port

or http://kramisco.com/ there are accredited by over 10 companies.

CORPORATE CENTER:

No.67 Ogbunabali RD, Port Harcourt., River State, Nigeria.
KRAMISCO CENTER (BONNY):

No. 12 King Dappa Perekule Road Bonny Island(By Hotel De Telavee)
KRAMISCO SAFETY CENTER (PH):

Aldgate Congress Hotel, Sanni Abacha RD, New G.R.A, Phase III Port Harcourt, Rivers State, Nigeria.
KRAMISCO SAFETY CENTER (BONNY):

Hotel De Telavee, along King Dappa Perekule Road Bonny Island.

check their website for more information. they train most of safety Officers In Bonny Island. but if you have somebody who works with shell, the person can help you enroll you in SPDC HSE training which comes up twice every year. is for free of charge, the program is organized by SPDC Safety Advisers.

Ikwere fist son: But scante pls is it posible 2get a job in an oil coy at dia rig operation witout experience wit ond qulificatn

check my previous reply to Mko post.

babaearly: i use ymail. Ok, i'll check my email and reply you.

ok

mhm: scantee, enough with the stories. don't know what you aim to achieve to be honest?

lol my brother check the Subject again, i only open the thread to share experience with people that are in the same field, in the process we got new prospective s, so we have to help put them through bro.

mko abiola: @kokosheen,do u work in an oil coy,
is it a crime to work in an oil coy lik shell.don't look dwn on ppu.
If u knw hs points ar wrong,proove it right,rather dan making inflamatory remarks.
What does he stand to benefit frm ds?
@scantee,pls u guys shud ignore hs unnecessary comments,he is jus trying to attach relevance.

well don't mind the guy he is just an attention seeker.

Blackbody20: Ah ah ah ah ah. Lol. Nice one. Gud job. Thumbs up.

welcome mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Blackbody20: You Be Sadist. You need to format ur memory.

lol u serve him better

babaearly: @kokosheen
seriously, what does scantee hopes to gain from the thread if you call it a scam? Dont make yourself a laughing buffoon.
@scantee
i'll send you a mail by 1st week of december coz i'll be off camp by 27th nov. Pls dont forget the HSE materials. Can you read my mail b4 you allow it?

brother just ignore kokosheen, are u using ms-outlook? Wel dnt worry jst use the email address i sent to ur nairaland box. Or send me urs i wil reply u.

kokosheen: Thanks, I'm jealous....
I can't believe I'm replying this but mehn, you're bad ooo. Your post just confirmed my feeling and to think you'll start a thread like this, run it for a few days with multiple IDs, bobs, all dis maga u c na black man like u ooo.

To others, be warned.

poverty is bad.

kokosheen: You should know that 28/28 doesn't equate to 6 months in a year. Most likely you've never worked in U/S O&G in Nigeria but you can prove me wrong by typing the right number of months to be worked.

OP gave an email that doesn't exist in the shell system.

This thread is a scam thread.

. Guy ur funny o, though i suppose ignore ur post because it does nt make any sense to me. For your information, u can never send mail to my official shell account if i did not grant ur email address a "pass" i hope u knw wht that means? So stop wasting ur time to send me spam mail anymore bcs i will bounce u back million times. @efe-luv jst ignore this guy he doesn't worth the attention. Jealousy is very bad. Kai

mko abiola: @scantee&efe2luv.
U guys are rare gem,U av made my day,kudos to u guys for d prompt update.i found every piece of info passed informative &educative.
I wud b very glad if u can text or flash me on 08027264996.
More power to ur elbow.keep up d good work.God wil continue to strenghten u.

ur welcome. Sorry i'm nt in twn nw.

Abeg wetin be Chelsea, RDM, Abrahamusic? Are they animal, place or thing? Rubish team. Barca till Naija become the world power.

Chelsea just sacked their coach now.

NnamdiN: Nice one. From d title, I knew the Nigerian was gonna be dubious. Una no dey carry last for that country lol.

bro i like ur signature lol

efe2luv: @mko....nothing of real substance happen automatically...You just stand a huge chance of being employed...its a step in the right direction if thats your direction in the first place.....as u keep brooding over it God will respond to u.....so its not a matter of whether if u do the course u will get a job.....negative tots should not lead u in the path of inaction...no good thing comes so easy....May God help you.....

thanx my man, u have said it all. Inbox me with ur email, lets......up