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john4reala: measure your father's brain......

SamSara01: How on earth can people say Asa is a better artist than 2face in Nigeria. Below are the few reasons why Asa can't stand 2face in Nigeria:
1: 2face has the greatest album yet in Nigeria (Grass to Grace)
2. 2face is the 1st hip hop artist to truly break out of Nigeria (where was Asa?)
3. Track to track, Asa can't even stand beside 2face as per hit tracks delivered. (you can make the comparison)
4: 2face is the most respected and loved artist among fans and colleagues in Nigeria today (you can do a survey)
5. 2face is undisputedly the most featured artist in Nigeria and in almost all cases in killed the tracks.
6. Asa's Asha album is her only true album they really won people over. Beautiful Imperfection wasn't really there(you can tell me 5 tracks off the album that makes sense.
All in all, these are the few points I could grasp with now and in as much as I love Asa and I believe she's next in line after 2face. I think it's very disrespectful to place Asa who has 1 and a half good album to 2face. Ask Asa herself, she'll tell you 2face is better

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SECOND SEMESTER EXAMINATION.
GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions)
1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d
reason for their kidnapped?(20marks)
1b) The question “Na only you waka come was said by
who and to who? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is
God oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past
tense of Make ?(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of
ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who
sent the friend request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of
moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who
likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of
elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/X-girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on
who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys
broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech
in a national conference, how many days will it take
Patience to deliver the same speech on the same
occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept
constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his
traditional wedding and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to
print wedding invitation cards without an available
bride. Discuss (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The
Top' (15 Marks)
3) What's the name of the lady that use to say "please
enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the
banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain
too (20 Marks)
START. NO SIDE TALKS........................ Good morning

bricklayer: Asa - Jailer (crazy snares remix)
get it for free, enjoy

produced by Elliot Hendrix,
contains samples of the original song,
"englishman in new york" by Sting

http://www.sendspace.com/file/9hkaqd

Ymodulus: Society



Asa is madt. O boy she showed shex a true. WARRI GIRL.


E no mean say we dei same society, oooo e no mean say we get same philosophy.




Her intermix with Yoruba is excellent. Hahahahahahaha.




She talked about the perennial dishonesty, avarice, and insincerity of the average politician, and she only does it so well. I love this jam! Plus Asa’s pidgin English sounds so good. Na jam!





Comot for my face - As a lol!!! She talks without accent.



I love you girl!!!!!

mrvocalprowess: *sigh* grow up,grow up,grow up,kiss my an*s if u ever do ... kids invading Nairaland since 18BC

mxxpunkxx1: Not much of a problem. I restored my backups completely . .
And never experienced a problem of any sort

mrvocalprowess: dude,i don't think u can comprehend simple English, linda ikeji is rich!! she can afford a 24miillion naira car and a 40million naira car if she wants too! but a struggling guy looking for ends meet using a phone of 100k just to feel among is outrightly foolish.. i hope u understand now? and never call me Linda's toy boy again !! mtchwwww

lionduke: PEOPLE DRINKING PANADOL FOR SOMEONE S HEADACHE SINCE 18BC

tziz: Bro u hav no idea hw many times I did dat, n even downloaded a new bbLink n it still didn't wrk.. tnx dou.

..Iv gotten d Autoloader for my fon and i'v done a full back up nw, so can u spell out d rest of d procedure to me or point me to a page in dis thread dt can help me.. tnx

tziz: Mhen, afta spending almost a day in front of my lappy and my Z3, I finally broke thru dis!!! No Tnx to Google dou

@mxxpunkxx1, guess ur oracle failed u on dis one, abi ur oracle no gree shw up 4 work ni?

Well for all d peeps dat is or will experience error in detection of dier blackberry10s by Blackberry Link, here's wat I did, first off all my laptop was connected to d Internet, den I opened Blackberry Link, hooked up my bb(same old "cannot connect to ur device" flashes), den I went to Control Panel/ Hardware and Sound/ Device Manager/ click on d tiny arrow beside Network Adapters and u get sub-options, u shuld c ur blackberry device among d options, nw Right-click on ur blackberry device n click on Properties, a new box opens, check d top n click on "Driver", den look down n click on "Update Driver", select "check for updates online and in computer", wait a while till it tells u Drivers are up to date, disconnect ur fon, reboot d laptop, after rebooting, open Blackberry Link, connect ur fon n shout WOW!!!!!

mxxpunkxx1: Guy, u're wicked !

mxxpunkxx1: Guy, u're wicked !

tziz: I later managed to get it downloaded n installed, tnx dou. But my major problem is dat Blackberry Link is still saying my device is unrecognised, its rilly pissing me off! Even as am running a current version of BlackBerry Link and my Laptop is connected to d Internet, Wadyu suggest? me don tire here..

mxxpunkxx1: No mind the muchoko . . who dash monkey banana ?
na thief she want thief am niiii ?

mrvocalprowess: of course, y not? na dem buy am for me? i rock my phone anywhere i wanna..iphone6 or z30 dont intimidate me

justi4jesu: I could care less..#dumbass

mrvocalprowess: hahahahahahaha... hilarious piece!! what i do is i carry my small nokia c1 about ,the first impression they get when they see me with an almost dead c1 is -o! broke nigga! so it takes away attention and risks..i only bring out my smartphone in public wen i wanna show off or got important messages to reply

siegfried99: @scarr

justi4jesu: Argue with proves.......http://www.ebay.com/itm/Blackberry-Passport-Black-Factory-Unlocked-NIB-/141422710692?pt=Cell_Phones&hash=item20ed734fa4

Na people wey never buy amdey argue pass....

mxxpunkxx1: . . . proof . . .

tziz: funny guy. Am referring to errbody dt has an answer to my previously posted issues. If u do, I'll vry mch appreciate it..
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- well am running ver 10.2.1.xxxx on my Z3, I wanna knw wat exactly I stand to benefit frm dis 10.3, I min d added stuffs, d enhancements n all... tnx.
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- Pls any1 knows wher I can get a good Wireless Display Receiver dongle dt connects to TV via HDMI with support for Miracast and DLNA? Wanna be able to mirror my Z3 and oda devices on my big screen wirelessly.. Anywhere in Lagos...

cupid4ig: I have 10.2.1.1214, 10.2.1.2977 and 10.2.2.1552 for z10- stl1

harrysterol: dnt worry his goods r on d way, wn de arrive advert will begin I am from 3chub....

mxxpunkxx1: Can't wait to get my hand on the Passport;
Abeg make them bring am quick b4 i spend the money finish

You know how i do my review nah . . The truth and nothing buh d truth, so help me Chen

stinggy: Scarr respect ursef
No talk Man U for ds mata oo

oseiwe: Which one be all these passport, visa and ticket stuff? No more Z and Q series again? Na so them first say z10 na aristo.
They should take it easy before them go be like tecno, one variant per month.