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jmoore:

.d last babe make sense i fit date am

buchi4action: i prefer the ones with hair cut @ least lesser expenensis for plaiting of hair

.u no hear say soup wey sweet na money kill am

Y do some girls dont plait their hair?because 50% of their beauty is in their hair.so guyz can u date a girl dat barb her hair?

Some people may take it to b normal but if u put ur self in that position how will u feel if u catch ur bf or gf going out on a date with somone else?

I can boldly say that all the indian films i have watched they always sing song.but i dont know may be thats their own sign of showing how to be romantic or its their nature.AND HOW MANY OF THEIR FILMS HAVE U WATCH THAT THEY DONT SING?because i cant recall any they didnt sing

[quote author=]I caught a bouquet in 2009. People I know have since married.[/quote].MAY B U NEED TO CATCH ANOTHER ONE FOR UR GROOM

obami007: My neighbour dat has caught like 13 flowers since 2005 is still single wit no hope of gettin a fiance in d nxt 2 years sef

.GUY NA SWEAR U DEY SWEAR 4 HER?U NO TRY OH LOL

Some time we human belive things dat even when u settle down and think it is some how absord.but i will like 2 knw ur opinion like how many people have u seen catch d flower and got married after a shot time,or is it just superstition?

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Some times we hear girls say they want serious guy but when one show up they snob him.

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D two dey 4k up but na nepa dey 4k me up every dey.he b like say nah nepa God create curse 4.I NO KNW UR OPINION SHA.SHOOT!

Dr. Olusegun Ajiboye, the chairman of the Academic Staff Union of Universities,ASUU, in the University of Ibadan, has confirmed that stories which made the rounds on Saturday, that the National Executive Council, NEC, would hold an emergency meeting in Kano, were false.
Ajiboye was speaking in an interview on Diamond FM, University of Ibadan and stated that no meeting was scheduled for today, as they were still in the middle of a seven-day morning, which was declared in honour of the late Professor Festus Iyayi, a former national chairman of the Union.
It would be recalled that Iyayi lost his life in a fatal crash, on his way to Bayero University, Kano, where members ofASUUwere to meet and reach a final decision, on whether to continue with the strike or accept the federal government’s offer. FOR HOW LONG WE WANT WAIT ASUU NA WE KILL AM?

When u get ur 1st babe, at 1st u wil b like na dis i go marry but tinx go later change.WHY?

U dey craze dat place don cement.put bomb there

Guy 4 AAU u must buy lectural text book if u no want get F it is compulsory

nbright: How will you feel if your face is the part that's in between the two butt cheeks?.

.i wil live am in heaven.

booqee: pocket

.u no try at all pocket! Holy shit

As 4 me i 4 b gstring

constance500: Are u in love

i dey reason am may b

1.Passionate, Long-Lasting Kisses
Who doesn't love an excellent, lengthy kiss? When he's continuously initiating these and you can feel the passion each time he does, it is clear that he's more than just a little excited to be around you.
2.His Friends Love You
If all his buddies are starting to warm up to you and truly seem to enjoy your company, it could be because they know how happy you're making their friend — thus making them start to find you as awesome as he does.
3.Close Personal Distance
You know how it's unnerving when somebody you're not interested in gets close to you? It's the complete opposite when someone you adore tends to be closer in distance than he is to other people.
4.Smiling After Kissing
Sure, you can have a little sweet smile after kissing someone whose company you enjoy, but do you ever just feel like positively beaming when it's someone you love? If you catch him grinning after your kisses all the time, it's a great sign that he truly enjoys your company.
5.He Listens Intently
While he might not be saying much when it comes to your relationship and his feelings about it, the fact that he listens closely when you're talking is incredibly significant. He may lean in closer when you're discussing important topics or nod when you say something poignant, showing how much your words mean to him.
6.Upright Posture
Most of us tend to slouch and have poorer posture than we should. However, if you're trying to impress the person you care about most and want him or her to be most attracted to you, you're going to stand or sit straight up.
7.Hand Squeezing.thats a silent way to say i love you in public.
8.Calling (Or Texting) For No Reason
Not all people do this when in love, so don't take it personally if he doesn't. That said, it's a sign that he feels comfortable with you in non-romantic situations as well as the obvious ones, and that he's thinking of you throughout the day
9.He Sticks Around
Does he like to do activities together for no reason? For example, rather than just wanting to meet up at a dinner party, he'd rather go grocery shopping with you beforehand so the two of you can make a dish to bring together. Simply doing household things shows an interest in being closer than just casual daters or s*x partners.
10.Eye Contact Often
When you're at a bar with friends, does he glance across the room just to make eye contact briefly and smile at one another? This indicates how, even when you two are doing different things, he still wants you to be aware of how much he cares.
11.Hair Ruffling
When people are nervous, they tend to run their fingers through their hair more often than normal. Does he do this when the pair of you are in close proximity to one another and it's a romantic moment? If so, it could show that he wants to say something intimate but can't find the words.
12.Mirrored Behaviour
Does he tend to take bites of his food at the same time as you or do other things similarly? He could be displaying isopraxism, the matching or behaviours that couples tend to do when becoming closer together.
13.Meaningful Gifts
When I say 'meaningful,' I don't mean 'expensive'; I mean that he spends effort and puts serious thought into finding you something that truly fits your personality.
14.Frequent Laughing
Does he find you funny and can't help but giggle when you do something silly? As odd as it sounds, the more often he laughs and finds you hilarious, the more serious the level of interest and excitement surrounding your relationship is.

Nadia_SA1: pls what does omiobo mean..

.monkey water

cycline404: SCAVE!

.lol guy y mine nah?

Over 2 u pals

ASUU strike let me ask my oga at d top

@op if u wanna lie no come here dey lie according to my statistics u are just lying 4k off.WHO TELL U SAY U B 21YRS ABI U DEY ABOVE 21 WAKE UP OH

During lunch at work lastweek, i ate 3
plates
of beanz(which i shouldn't have). When
i got
home, my husband delighted to see me
said, "honey, I've a surprise for dinner
tonight".
Excitedly, he blindfolded me and led me
to a
seat at the dinner table. Just as he was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone
rang.
He made me promise not to touch the
blindfold till he returned. He then went
to
answer the phone. The beanz i ate was disturbing me and the
pressure was
unbearable so while my husband was
out of
the room, i seized the opportunity,
shifted my
weight on one leg and let one go. It was not
only loud, the smell was like a fertilizer
truck
running over a skunk in front of a
garbage
dump. I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. I
then
shifted to my other leg and ripped of 3
more.
The stench was worse than cooked cabbage.
My ear carefully tuned to the
conversation in
the other room, i kept on detonating
atomic
bombs for a few minutes. The pleasure was
indescribable. At last, the telephone
farewell
in the other room signalled the end of
my
freedom so i quickly fanned the air around
me once more, fold my napkin on my
lap and
placed my hands on them feeling very
relieved
and pleased with myself. My face must have
been the face of innocence as my
husband
returned apologizing for taking so
long. He
then asked if i peeked and i said no. At this
point, he removed the blindfold and i
saw
around the table, about 12 dinner
guests
which included my hubby's friends and inlaws e.t.c... all with their
hands to their
noses. If you were me, what would you
do?

guy na funke or funmi which one u sure say na TRUE story so u say funke now na funmi dey talk get on track dude.abi d sickness affect ur brain so tey u forget ur luv name am getting doubt.

There was a group of women
gathered at a seminar on how to
live in a loving relationship with
your husband.
The women were asked, 'How
many of you love your
husbands?'
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, 'When was
the last time you told your
husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today,
some yesterday, some didn't
remember..
The women were then told to
take their cell phones and send
the followingtext to their
respective husband: I love you,
sweetheart.
Then the women were told to
exchange phones and read the
responding text messages.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are
you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the
car again?
3. I don't understand what you
mean?
4. What did you do now? I won't
forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don't beat about the bush, just
tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ?
8. If you don't tell me who this
message is actually for, you will
die today...!!!
9. I asked you not to drink
anymore!!
and the best one
10. Who is this?

hmmmm still waiting sha.u dey try.but I no get patience dats y my papa no name me patience.