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Business / Re: What Profitable Thing Can I Do With N1000 by schoolfield(m): 3:54am On Jun 20, 2013
I think the recharge card option is practical, you can just buy a brick for #950 and get a gain of #50 after sales, if u're in a busy area u can sell like 6 bricks in a day and make #300... Calculate that in 4 days and u've doubled your 1000k...Again if you've got a working system that is connected to the internet you can add #4000 to ur 1k and buy this software: https://www.nairahotspot.com/promofile.php?auth=mediahouse&id=3&ref=ferdinand OR you can just follow the link in my signature...always remember that you need money to make money...
Computer Market / Brand New Hp & Dell Laptops 4 Sale At 40k by schoolfield(m): 1:10pm On Jan 25, 2013
My Uncle just sent in some laptops for sale...Complete packaging with pure leather laptop bags..

BRAND: HP & DELL
RAM: 2GB
HARD DISK MEM: 80GB
PROCESSING SPD: 2GHZ

Selling them at d rate of 40,000 with d leather bags...
FOR MORE INFO; CALL:07033659464
My location z Owerri.
Romance / Re: How Can I Propose To Her? She Hates Me! by schoolfield(m): 8:06pm On Jun 10, 2012
i have an idea, try suicide it will convince her...som'n like "babe i love u buh u hate me so im sacrificing my life to redeem our love"...i call dz one "Mugu nd Juliet"..
Romance / Re: What's The Most Foolish Thing You Ever Did For Love? by schoolfield(m): 4:05pm On Mar 29, 2011
Midnight Call¤
Romance / Re: Can You Donate One Of Your Kidneys To Your Love If They Need It? by schoolfield(m): 11:55pm On Mar 18, 2011
Tough one, still thinkin bout it;
Romance / Maturity Syndrome by schoolfield(m): 10:11am On Mar 16, 2011
Was going thru a thread nd dem ladies were saying stuffs like "it's difficult to get a matured man(real man) on planet earth"
Was pondering nd now asking " How does a Woman define maturity"? What qualities shld a matured man possess??
Romance / Re: Top 10: Things We Love About Older Women by schoolfield(m): 7:52pm On Mar 14, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Some older women are just as catty and childish as most younger women the difference is older women should know better.
Good point ! We dn't measure maturity in numbers, it's an issue of xperience. I've seen 40yr olds blush nd giggle like teenagers when a guy comments on their appearance, 've also seen a 16yr old wit de confidence nd '' i 've seen it all'' look of a 60yr old.
But since u do Old women come try ma friends Grandma, 96yrs old nd walks wit a stick,brown sexy teeth nd hair white as snow. Will make u feel good.
Romance / Re: Let Adams Be Adam Nd Eves Eve. by schoolfield(m): 5:35pm On Mar 12, 2011
rokiatu:

God forbid bad things!(100000000000000000000000 times)

If you don't know today let me tell you grin

I thank God clothes exist. Who want to see everybody unclothedness? God Forbid bad things again.

Infact this thread remind me of my math teacher back in High school.


He was so hairy, extra fat and buff up. I used to sit in class thinking to myself

"Thank God for clothes" I mean who wanted to see that man unclothed? I'd die right on the spot. His mere hands used to scared me.
grin  
  LOL, are u sayin that women dn't fancy Hairy men??- interesting,
Orton1_0:

Hmm,
Rokiatu!
Rokiatu!!
Ok o!

Poster, that will be supercool in'nit?
Imagine all NLers, 'f' and 'm' alike all unclothed on some beach. . . .damn!!
Oh well!!
Eyeballs wld fallout, dead anacondas wld rise nd the birds wld scream !
Romance / Re: Let Adams Be Adam Nd Eves Eve. by schoolfield(m): 4:23pm On Mar 12, 2011
johnnygan:

Okay Goodluck starting with you first! Mad man
lol, someday u'll undastand my point young man,
paul kalu:

That could b freedom from normal human sence(kolo)
we call it goin back to the basics, revisiting the cradle nd claiming back wat we've lost.
ZIM DRILL:

unforunately you are only thinking of the sex side have you thought of the weather its spring but today scotland did snow the snow would freeze those balls of yours
Body contact nd heat wld take care of that problem.
Romance / Let Adams Be Adam Nd Eves Eve. by schoolfield(m): 3:16pm On Mar 12, 2011
Imagine a World free frm de yoke of clothing,A world free frm inhibitions nd customs that hinder self xpression nd exploration,A world where Adams remain Adam nd Eves Eve, a world where pple go abt their normal biz wearing nothin but their skin.Then Hugs wld be more fun,Standing in a queue less frustrating,Shoppin less xpensive nd more liberty in nightclubs. Be an agent of change 2day,doesn't matter where u're now "pull off" those clothes, "Shout" for freedom nd others will follow suit. Goodluck!!
Romance / Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by schoolfield(m): 4:58pm On Feb 21, 2011
¤¤Laughing ma tiny backside off!¤¤
I think this one will get u an explosive response,
"Hey, did u fart cos u just blew my mind away",
Romance / I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by schoolfield(m): 12:25pm On Feb 21, 2011
You think u've got pick up lines that can get u any girl u want, buh i betcha someone is always better. Talking of Pick Up Lines that make her pupils dilate, makes her laugh nd punch u just few minutes after u walked up to her,
Now i'm not talking of the "Hi, i'm Ferdinand nd U" type of Pick up line Or this "Hey, i saw u back there nd i think u're pretty PLS give me ur phone number" ( Mr Desperado) nd the next thing she's tellin u she's not online (polite) or walks out on u (snob).
Their's love in Sharing, drop ur own grenade nd let's judge if u're better than Osama,
Romance / Re: Men And Polygamy. by schoolfield(m): 7:52pm On Feb 16, 2011
obowunmi:

What is polygamy ---- polygamy is marrying more than one wife, at the same time and the various wives knows about the other. There's a clear consensus.


Cheating is hiding the other chick, or smashing the other chick with or without the consent of the other --- sometimes the chicks know each other and allow it, other times they don't BUT the man does not marry more than one wife but cheats on whomever, he's married to or dating ----


So in this context, are you talking a bout "why do men cheat ?" ---- there are many reasons.
Lets use the word polygamy as a general context for both the man who cheats on his wife nd the guy who plays on his girlfriend, So i think ur caption is a better one than mine, thanks for the observation.
Romance / Re: Men And Polygamy. by schoolfield(m): 6:55pm On Feb 16, 2011
annawhite:

it is a natural thing for guys to cheat,as long as tha thing keeps slapping them in the thigh there's is dis probability that they will always cheat.



Tha thing doesn't slap us on our thigh it has a comfortable position that has nothing to do with slapping the thigh, unless the 'instrument' is abnormal.
Romance / Men And Polygamy. by schoolfield(m): 5:53pm On Feb 16, 2011
Some say that no matter how perfect a man seems to be, no matter how loving nd caring he is to his partner there's still that 99.5% possibility that he's cheating on her, Now the big question is " Are we truly polygamous in nature? Is polygamy a part of our nature which cannot be altered??
Romance / Re: Pick One Nd She's Yours! by schoolfield(m): 3:45pm On Feb 03, 2011
Woke4all:

tongue tongue[b]Keep posting, I'll yawn when am interested[/b]
And i'll cover ma face with a Hanky when u yawn cos i dn't wanna catch germs. ARGH!
Romance / Re: Pick One Nd She's Yours! by schoolfield(m): 12:58pm On Feb 03, 2011
Rihanna's good buh i'll go for the tomb raider(Jolie).
Romance / Re: Pick One Nd She's Yours! by schoolfield(m): 12:54pm On Feb 03, 2011
loading,
Romance / Re: Pick One Nd She's Yours! by schoolfield(m): 12:47pm On Feb 03, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Ruuuuubissssssh!! Do they even have Nyansh? undecided
Mr Cork!! Ok their nyansh didn't meet ur starndard, lol, Check this one out, just for U .!

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