Tingles:

I like you.


Nice legs, what time do they open?

Orton1_0:

is like chikala don slap you before??
You've got to be optimistic dude,
Habouring such fear in mind would only make you look shy and would greatly eat your confidence and self esteem and 'em trial futile. Make her look inferior [you know watta mean], tease 'the not so good looking' items and body parts, make emphasis by touching 'em hair, hands and cheeks, in a mature way though, that way, potential physical violence and verbal abuse might be avoided. Snub, yes but slap? Dem no born am well. ¤¤cheers!!¤¤

sorrytoo:

how about this,

Is your father a te r r o rist? ,cos baby u re the b o m b!!!



laughed out loud ,when i heard it,

iyatrustee:

*iya dashes orton one heavy slap* now u know how if feels for chikala to slap pessin

Orton1_0:

Iya, are you in any way trying to signal me into wooing you??

are you just realising that?

Em, well I kinda like you o , but you're too old for me. :-P

who says? the older the wine, the more valuable it is

I'm a sweet 16 virgin so don't spoil me o cos I go tell my mama for you.lmao. :
tell her she understands my plight and would thank you for helping an oldie stay rejuvenated with fresh blood

iyatrustee:

^^^^talk you own sir

iyatrustee:

^^^ na you be dat you just got yourself another babe in iyatrustee

Tingles:

I like you.


Nice legs, what time do they open?

Woke4all:

.ja

MzD@rkSkin:



@Woke, yer cartoons remind me of Mr.Cork and his infinite number or rejections lol 

iyatrustee:

^^^ wettin you see wey you neva see before

shotster50:

My name is Maximus Decidus Meridius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengence, in this life or the next.

I just don't understand why my pick-up lines aren't working,