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I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by schoolfield(m): 12:25pm On Feb 21, 2011
You think u've got pick up lines that can get u any girl u want, buh i betcha someone is always better. Talking of Pick Up Lines that make her pupils dilate, makes her laugh nd punch u just few minutes after u walked up to her,
Now i'm not talking of the "Hi, i'm Ferdinand nd U" type of Pick up line Or this "Hey, i saw u back there nd i think u're pretty PLS give me ur phone number" ( Mr Desperado) nd the next thing she's tellin u she's not online (polite) or walks out on u (snob).
Their's love in Sharing, drop ur own grenade nd let's judge if u're better than Osama,
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by MrCork17: 12:42pm On Feb 21, 2011
HALT THERE!!! Give me your number!!! Follow me home!!! angry
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by 190: 12:44pm On Feb 21, 2011
Mr, Cork:

HALT THERE!!!  Give me your number!!!   Follow me home!!! angry
grin grin grin

no wonder in 5months u havent seen b[i]r[/i]easts man
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by Blueice4re(f): 12:45pm On Feb 21, 2011
U Guys are not serious,
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by 190: 12:48pm On Feb 21, 2011
here's a few i used on my baby mzdarkskin

Here's a list of pickup lines specifically intended for guys without any woman in their lives

Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
You are one classy looking woman.
I love to dance. Would you like to go dancing sometime?
Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.
Do you like romantic movies?
Are you over 20?
Weren’t you in _________(name a movie)______________?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Did you go to ___________(name a high school or college)______________?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
(Gently rub the girl's back and say) I thought angels had wings.
It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. ( thats my favorite )


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Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by Brite02(m): 12:53pm On Feb 21, 2011
hahahaha, dude u r gud bt am nt in da competition fin 0o. .bt i'l gv a clue


Instead y nt get her attention by starin @ her frm a distance wit an usual looks. She notice dz, then u walk 2 her, pretendin 2 remove sumfin frm her hair, she wil fank u.
Me: 10 bucks frm removin dt frm ya hair coz i dn't do free services
she: she'l laugh then d attention has bn gottn, she may say she dosn't hv any money 2 pay
Me: okay then, u use dz moment 2 request 4 her number in xchange 4d removin d logs off her hair.

Stil Loading. .
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by 190: 1:11pm On Feb 21, 2011
Brite02:

hahahaha, dude u r gud bt am nt in da competition fin 0o. .bt i'l gv a clue


Instead y nt get her attention by starin @ her frm a distance wit an usual looks. She notice dz, then u walk 2 her, pretendin 2 remove sumfin frm her hair, she wil fank u.
Me: 10 bucks frm removin dt frm ya hair coz i dn't do free services
she: she'l laugh then d attention has bn gottn, she may say she dosn't hv any money 2 pay
Me: okay then, u use dz moment 2 request 4 her number in xchange 4d removin d logs off her hair.

Stil Loading. .

you don recieve un expected slap before angry angry

who would allow you touch her hair/someone you dont know undecided

you've been watching too many movies,maybe it works on nigerian girls but not british ladies undecided
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by Omolola1(f): 1:17pm On Feb 21, 2011
He got me by lookn at me in a very seductive way while holdin my hands. . .
wen i got bak 2 my senses,i removd hs hands
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by 190: 1:20pm On Feb 21, 2011
Omolola1:

He got me by lookn at me in a very seductive way while holdin my hands. . .
wen i got bak 2 my senses,i removd hs hands
undecided undecided
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by Brite02(m): 1:33pm On Feb 21, 2011
@190, u r jst readin d hand-written words, i tell ya if u read in b/w, add wit sum swaggs. . . . It has no limit b it nigeriane or brito.
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by 190: 1:35pm On Feb 21, 2011
Brite02:

@190, u r jst readin d hand-written words, i tell ya if u read in b/w, add wit sum swaggs. . . . It has no limit b it nigeriane or brito.

thank you i would pass
but pls dont try it on an angry nigerian lady
the slap wont be really nice
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by ebila(m): 1:40pm On Feb 21, 2011
@Topic,
Are you hurt? Are you sure you're not hurt? I saw you fall,seriously i did,i saw you fall from heaven! grin
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by MMM2(m): 1:49pm On Feb 21, 2011
hello pretty,
i have MONEY
let go 2 my house.
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by ZIMDRILL(m): 1:56pm On Feb 21, 2011
pick up lines are for breaking the ice or getting her attention on its it cant get you a girl
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by iyatrustee(f): 2:04pm On Feb 21, 2011
Bring your yansh here, i want to see something! grin grin grin
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by 190: 2:06pm On Feb 21, 2011
iyatrustee:

Bring your yansh here, i want to see something! grin grin grin

HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Iyatrustee you should never allow boys use my lines


Edit it right away!! grin grin
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by iyatrustee(f): 2:09pm On Feb 21, 2011
anybody that dare use it would pay with an heavy slap on his face angry angry angry
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by 190: 2:20pm On Feb 21, 2011
iyatrustee:

anybody that dare use it would pay with an heavy slap on his face angry angry angry
grin grin grin grin
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by LesbianBoy(m): 2:23pm On Feb 21, 2011
iyatrustee:

anybody that dare use it would pay with an heavy slap on his face angry angry angry

Bring ur small nyansh here iyatrustee  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Oya i don use am were the heavy slap  tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by iyatrustee(f): 2:26pm On Feb 21, 2011
Na ya name wey I like save you. Oya see my massive 50kg nyansh cool cool wetin you wan use am do angry angry
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by 190: 2:26pm On Feb 21, 2011
iyatrustee:

Na ya name wey I like save you. Oya see my massive 50kg nyansh cool cool wetin you wan use am do angry angry
shocked shocked shocked
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by Brite02(m): 2:30pm On Feb 21, 2011
iyatrustee:

Bring your yansh here, i want to see something! grin grin grin
iyatrustee:

Bring your yansh here, i want to see something! grin grin grin
Indeeeeeed! Wetin i dey find dia. .cool tongue
iyatrustee:

anybody that dare use it would pay with an heavy slap on his face angry angry angry
Ah! Sharap dia tongue

@topic, stil lookin 4 attention. .
Me: u r quite pretty, bt u knw am scared of pretty girls. .
She: bt y? *attention gotten*
me: coz dey r empty headed n seem 2b clouded wit dia beauty. .
She:*more attention gotten* grin

stil loadin. .
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by LesbianBoy(m): 2:36pm On Feb 21, 2011
iyatrustee:

Na ya name wey I like save you. Oya see my massive 50kg nyansh cool cool wetin you wan use am do angry angry

I wan f*ck am kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by Orton10(m): 2:38pm On Feb 21, 2011
190:

thank you i would pass
but pls dont try it on an angry nigerian lady
the slap wont be really nice
is like chikala don slap you before??
You've got to be optimistic dude,
Habouring such fear in mind would only make you look shy and would greatly eat your confidence and self esteem and 'em trial futile. Make her look inferior [you know watta mean], tease 'the not so good looking' items and body parts, make emphasis by touching 'em hair, hands and cheeks, in a mature way though, that way, potential physical violence and verbal abuse might be avoided. Snub, yes but slap? Dem no born am well. ¤¤cheers!!¤¤
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by iyatrustee(f): 2:44pm On Feb 21, 2011
*iya dashes orton one heavy slap* now u know how if feels for chikala to slap pessin tongue tongue tongue
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by dastudent(m): 2:59pm On Feb 21, 2011
Brite02:

hahahaha, dude u r gud bt am nt in da competition fin 0o. .bt i'l gv a clue


Instead y nt get her attention by starin @ her frm a distance wit an usual looks. She notice dz, then u walk 2 her, pretendin 2 remove sumfin frm her hair, she wil fank u.
Me: 10 bucks frm removin dt frm ya hair coz i dn't do free services
she: she'l laugh then d attention has bn gottn, she may say she dosn't hv any money 2 pay
Me: okay then, u use dz moment 2 request 4 her number in xchange 4d removin d logs off her hair.

Stil Loading. .
cocky funny(david deangelo)
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by dastudent(m): 2:59pm On Feb 21, 2011
Hi,You look like my future ex girlfriend.
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by iyatrustee(f): 3:03pm On Feb 21, 2011
^^ sure u use those lines on 10yr olds undecided
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by sorrytoo: 3:48pm On Feb 21, 2011
how about this,

Is your father a te r r o rist? ,cos baby u re the b o m b!!!

grin grin grin grin

laughed out loud ,when i heard it,
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by Nobody: 3:58pm On Feb 21, 2011
The most disgusting one is. . .

"how do you like your eggs scrambled, poached, or fertilized?"

This pick up line really need to be deleted.
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by Tingles(m): 4:00pm On Feb 21, 2011
I like you.


Nice legs, what time do they open?
Re: I Love U Talk Ur Own(pick Up Line) by Tingles(m): 4:01pm On Feb 21, 2011
I like you.


Nice legs, what time do they open?

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