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Politics / Re: Akinwonmi Set To Preside As PDP Caucus Meeting Begins by SchoolGate: 3:19pm On Aug 27, 2021
APC is using crooks to manipulate PDP leadership through bribery wink

On the other hand, PDP is demonstrating true power

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Travel / Re: Avoid Saminaka Road If You Are Travelling From Kano To Jos (Security Alert) by SchoolGate: 3:13pm On Aug 27, 2021
Such information is a saving grace

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Politics / Re: ‘I Went To Study In Cambridge’ — Atiku Speaks On Rumoured Relocation Abroad by SchoolGate: 2:21pm On Aug 27, 2021
PhenomenalAustin:
Ex-président OBJ recommended the course for him to study


Atleast he studied a course!

Can that vegetative mannequin in the Aso rock read a door post ? angry
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Politics / Re: ‘I Went To Study In Cambridge’ — Atiku Speaks On Rumoured Relocation Abroad by SchoolGate: 2:19pm On Aug 27, 2021
Sirnose:
I hope you are using the certificate to work in a chemist!? grin grin
Abeg no make me laugh grin

I am now working for a small illiterate on Nairaland. Do you want to see its pictures?
Romance / Akwa Ibom Covid-19 Vaccination Programm [pictures] by SchoolGate: 2:09pm On Aug 27, 2021
In case you don't know me: I am the best web developer in Nigeria.
I worked as Electronic Recorder (e-recorder) in Akwa Ibom Vaccination Centre. I was recommended by a relative. They vaccinate only one individual a day but they manipulate the figures and record 90 people on the same day.

Covid19 vaccine is scam! Don't take the vaccine.
Health / Akwa Ibom Covid-19 Vaccination Programm Is A Scam by SchoolGate: 1:56pm On Aug 27, 2021
I worked as Electronic Recorder (e-recorder) in Akwa Ibom Vaccination Centre. I was recommended by a relative. They will vaccinate only one individual a day but they will manipulate the figures and record 90 people on the same day.

Covid19 vaccine is scam! Don't take the vaccine.

In case you don't know me I am the best web developer in Nigeria and I can't afford to lie to you.
Romance / Re: Lovers Banned From Meeting In Public Places At Night In Kano by SchoolGate: 1:36pm On Aug 27, 2021
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Family / Re: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by SchoolGate: 1:02pm On Aug 27, 2021
awollowo:
grin grin grin grin
Fool!

This one is photoshop. It can't happen in real life

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Romance / Re: Can Ugly Couples Born Beautiful Kids? by SchoolGate: 12:58pm On Aug 27, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
There is one fine girl I know Cassandra
She fine like madt and smart .The day I and my friend visited her house.
I was shocked to see her parents.
No offense but her parents look ugly
I was just wondering how on Earth can 2 ugly people give birth to very pretty girl.
Till this day I remember that incident and it always blow my mind..
No offense
I see you SultanOfPuna wink
Politics / Re: ‘I Went To Study In Cambridge’ — Atiku Speaks On Rumoured Relocation Abroad by SchoolGate: 12:34pm On Aug 27, 2021
You used my oil money to learn nonsense in Cambridge

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Celebrities / Re: Father Gifts Daughter A Brand New G Wagon As A Wedding Gift, Tiwa Savage Thrill by SchoolGate: 12:31pm On Aug 27, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
Ronaldo is going to ManCity, that is the biggest news right now.
Why you have made up your mind to ridicule Nigeria? undecided
Politics / Re: PDP To Buhari: Boys Scout Leader Better Than You by SchoolGate: 8:14am On Aug 26, 2021
PDP are the people sponsoring insecurity for their political motives in order to destabilize the government wink
Romance / Re: When He Proposes With $70k Instead Of With A Ring by SchoolGate: 7:07pm On Aug 24, 2021
siofra:


Let me put your real picture for everyone to see
Romance / Re: When He Proposes With $70k Instead Of With A Ring by SchoolGate: 7:04pm On Aug 24, 2021
siofra:
Help Solve This Engagement Wahala

My answer is

A. Reasonable

When I see your own answers I'll give my reasons for choosing A

A man proposes to his woman with a receipt of her $70k student loan debt being paid in full in place of a ring. She thanks him, but says she still requires a ring before getting married. What is she?

A. Reasonable B. Ungrateful C. Smart D. Dumb
.akintundee olaniyyii ayodejii wink
Travel / Re: Obituary Of Seven Wedding Guests Who Died In Delta Auto Crash (Photo) by SchoolGate: 7:00pm On Aug 24, 2021
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Politics / Re: President Buhari's 'Louboutin' Shoes Got People Talking (Photos) by SchoolGate: 5:38pm On Aug 24, 2021
kestolove95:
Yahoo Yahoo president
He is my mentor wink
Crime / Re: Twin Pastors, Sonaike Taiye & Kehind Rape & Impregnate 12-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by SchoolGate: 5:11pm On Aug 23, 2021
InspectorIawaI:
this fool never still get sense
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Sports / Re: Arsenal Fans Confront Coach Mikel Arteta After Chelsea Loss (Photos) by SchoolGate: 3:22pm On Aug 23, 2021
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Crime / Re: Twin Pastors, Sonaike Taiye & Kehind Rape & Impregnate 12-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by SchoolGate: 6:51pm On Aug 21, 2021
Islie:
Twin Pastors On The Run For Allegedly Defiling, Impregnating 12-year-old Girl, Victim's Mother Poisons Self



http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/20/twin-pastors-run-allegedly-defiling-impregnating-12-year-old-girl-victims-mother-poisons
From the look of things you seem to be a very important individual (popular demand - according to Beyonce cool ) and posting such topics on nairaland is a huge achievement you should be appreciated for such effort. I know you are Patrick Enyum aka patlex and in my spare time I will bring your real picture here so that people can see and take note of you

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: I Attempted Suicide Twice – Cross by SchoolGate: 6:41pm On Aug 21, 2021
Onyi22:
Suicide is not the option no matter what
I have made up my mind to reward people who make such comments. From the look of things you are a very nice individual who is compassionate about the less privileged and the poor. But wait for me cool
I will modify this comment with your real picture so that people can see and take note of you wink

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Romance / Re: Run From Those Loan App Oo by SchoolGate: 6:17pm On Aug 21, 2021
UcheMondayDuru:
Please tell him to help please. These people really wan finish me with disgrace. I am a single father of 2 little kids struggling to feed them. They have started telling all my contacts that I am a criminal and that I used them (my contact lists) as guarantor to dupe them. Now everyone is panicking and mad. Someone has sent me 2500 remaining 5500 please help me please
grin papilo

The next blow is a disaster. Nuclear option wink
Education / Re: Fareedah Oyolola Emerges World Brightest Student (Johns Hopkins Center) by SchoolGate: 6:14pm On Aug 21, 2021
KingOdart:


www.vanguardngr.com/2021/08/nigerian-student-emerges-world-brightest-student
Yes boss!

We nairalanders all know how you have worked so hard to help the less privileged in your regime as the king of kings cool
And you have proven yourself so real that every fucking individual is now afraid of you. Nobody could challenge you no more grin

But let me put your real picture here so that people can see and take note of you wink
Romance / Re: Run From Those Loan App Oo by SchoolGate: 6:04pm On Aug 21, 2021
UcheMondayDuru:
Omo these people really want to contact both my dead father too. God!!! Things are tough but they still don't understand the situation. Who will assist me like because of 8k ooo 8,000 naira chaii God. Any good heart person willing to help me please

2083077054

UBA

Abeg these guys wan kill me with threatening and calls
Patrick Enyum grin aka patlex
We all know you are kind hearted individual who was born to liberate the poor and less privileged from disgraceful misery.
But let me put your real picture here so that people can see and take note of you wink
Sports / Re: Imaobong Nse Uko Wins Gold At The Women's 400m by SchoolGate: 4:23pm On Aug 21, 2021
kennosklint:
calabar girls can run
Yes!!!
You are saying the truth but let me put your real picture here so that people can see and take note of you wink
Sports / Re: Imaobong Nse Uko Wins Gold At The Women's 400m by SchoolGate: 4:18pm On Aug 21, 2021
My oil money is producing results
Romance / Re: Share Your Experience Guys, Have You Ever Say No To Sex by SchoolGate: 2:18pm On Aug 21, 2021
Jeon:
Here to read lies from people who patronize oloshos.
Patrick Enyum aka patlex
We all know how you have worked so hard to liberate Nigerian youths from such destructive ways but let me upload your real picture here so that people can see and take note of you wink

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