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Politics / Re: June 12: Markets, Computer Village, Shops Shut In Lagos by SchoolGate: 3:41pm On Jun 12, 2021
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Likely Questions To Expect For A Corper Attending A Web Design Interview ? by SchoolGate: 10:02am On Jun 12, 2021
As the best web developer from Nigeria, in my company we don't do oral interviews, we give you real life projects.... wink
Webmasters / Re: I Need Apps For Admob Purposes. by SchoolGate: 9:44am On Jun 12, 2021
Mop nairaland first
Programming / Re: React Native Developers Please Help by SchoolGate: 9:43am On Jun 12, 2021
Help you as how?

You don't know Google
Health / Re: Imo : Man Commits Suicide By Hanging After Incest With Daughter (Photo) by SchoolGate: 4:22pm On Jun 11, 2021
Simplyleo:
I personally disagree with this report.

But the best option for now is to assume the incestuous man who ran away from justice is not igbo.

Even if he is, it is better we blame Tinubu and Buhari for this action.

After blaming Tinubu and Buhari, we will be fully satisfied and be ready to insult any other people.

But what exactly does Buhari mean by a dot in a circle?
It means igbos are insignificant with empty threats. Take patlex the small illiterate as typical example

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Nairaland Was Down For 2 Hours by SchoolGate: 11:58am On Jun 11, 2021
Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland was down for two hours due to a minor miscommunication with our host that was related to copyright infringement.

It shouldn't have taken as long as 2 hours to restore Nairaland, but it took a while for us figure out exactly what to do because it hadn't happened before, and we also had to wait for our host's support team to restore us fully after taking the necessary steps.

We are sorry for this inconvenience.

We know that keeping Nairaland working is especially important in this terrifying political climate, and we take it very seriously. Nigerians need a platform that they can use to share their views freely with each other. We believe that Nairaland is that platform.

Best Regards,
Seun Osewa.

Programming / Re: How Did Nairaland Scale? by SchoolGate: 7:34pm On Jun 10, 2021
Dem try small sha wink

But they should scale up. So much work still needs to be done
Programming / Re: A Friend Got Scammed Trying To Learn Programming ? by SchoolGate: 2:47pm On Jun 10, 2021
As the best web developer from Nigeria I strongly agree with op.
Crime / Re: 7 Psychological Principles Of Scams: Protect Yourself By Learning The Techniques by SchoolGate: 10:08am On Jun 09, 2021
Booyakasha:
My father use to tell me, don't give people your money especially females except they've got the job done... jobs can differ... wink

Nairaland / General / Re: 14 Principles You Must Master to Become Successful by SchoolGate: 9:42am On Jun 09, 2021
Why this topic doesn't have much comments and likes is what I don't understand smiley
Career / Re: Recommend How To Be Professional As An Undergraduate. by SchoolGate: 9:11pm On Jun 08, 2021
Focus more on your fantasies than realities wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Batch-c1: FG Shortlists 500,000 Applicants For N-power Program by SchoolGate: 9:02pm On Jun 08, 2021
cool

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Politics / Re: FG, Twitter In Talks After Suspension by SchoolGate: 9:37am On Jun 08, 2021
jaxxy:


Who is the host company?
Lol sorry I forgot you are not a programmer grin
Politics / Re: FG, Twitter In Talks After Suspension by SchoolGate: 9:29am On Jun 08, 2021
jaxxy:


Twitter shouldn't even listen to the government if the don't act civil. Apc government can continue it's dictatorship if they like it's only a matter of time b4 it haunts them for life.
Do you understand what I wrote there
Politics / Re: FG, Twitter In Talks After Suspension by SchoolGate: 8:33am On Jun 08, 2021
The minimum requirement to restore Twitter back in Nigeria is an open apology and financial compensation from the host company. Anything less is not acceptable cool

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Programming / Re: Which Computer Language Best Suite A Beginner by SchoolGate: 4:22pm On Jun 07, 2021
Learn sign language
Politics / Re: Nigeria Meets China For Help With Internet Censorship by SchoolGate: 3:58pm On Jun 07, 2021
cool
Politics / Re: IGP Orders Suspension Of Tinted Vehicle Windscreens by SchoolGate: 3:57pm On Jun 07, 2021
Olayetan:



There's something confusing me here, is it windscreen or the door windows?
Village man grin
Politics / Re: IGP Orders Suspension Of Tinted Vehicle Windscreens by SchoolGate: 3:04pm On Jun 07, 2021
Good move. Only the president should drive tinted vehicle windscreens.

Nowadays even a small illiterate like patlex is driving tinted vehicle windscreens

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Dances At Stephanie Coker, Olumide Aderinokun's Chieftaincy Title Event by SchoolGate: 2:58pm On Jun 07, 2021
That man is a full blown masquerade grin

No wonder he was acting like insane during his 8years in power

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Politics / Re: FG Gives Condition To Lift Ban On Twitter by SchoolGate: 2:54pm On Jun 07, 2021
Romanoff:
So as educated as this man is, this is the nonsense coming out of his mouth.

So that's why they shot at protesters at the Lekki tollgate?
patlex which university did your father attend
Family / Re: 5 Things That Could Be Happening To You While Relaxing In Your Comfort Zone by SchoolGate: 1:39pm On Jun 07, 2021
Funny thing is: op might just be another broke nigga trying to motivate himself grin

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Politics / Re: Afaka College Children Are Exhibiting Abnormal Behaviour,Parents Forum Cries Out by SchoolGate: 8:00pm On Jun 06, 2021
Sex and cultism is the new normal wink

Parents should stop crying nothing is wrong with your kids grin
Romance / Re: I Don't Like Her, I Like Her Younger Sister by SchoolGate: 4:49pm On Jun 06, 2021
Daniwes the younger is already aware that the elder is interested in you. Make friends with her and occasionally buy stuffs for her (what you can afford o) while you focus on the elder sister for now. Occasionally invite the younger to your house, one day she will enter your net wink

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Romance / Re: I Don't Like Her, I Like Her Younger Sister by SchoolGate: 4:42pm On Jun 06, 2021
Daniwes:
Met two sisters a while ago, for some reason, the older one got my no and has been calling me almost every day. Meanwhile, I ve always wanted the younger one-she is my full spec, just did not get a chance to bond and get her contact.

Recently, the older one tried a few more advances which I turned down. I ve planned to clear her straight that I am not interested, but I am not sure how to go about it as of course these are siblings. I really like younger sis, but I feel I am not sure how to proceed with this.

I feel the recent move older sis pulled will sabotage any meaningful relationship I want to have with the younger sis in future
Fvck the older sister first while you continue to aim for the younger. Who knows the younger might fall for you one day. At this stage it is not important who you like or not (emotional intelligence).
Be friendly with both of them and make moves if the younger later falls, fvck both of them. I and my friends have done it several times.

Good luck.

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Webmasters / Re: Is It Scam Or Legit ? by SchoolGate: 2:24pm On Jun 06, 2021
Tolzy11:
Hello Nairalanders , have been seeing the ngcard store advert on Nairaland frontpage and also on naijaloaded but am worried whether if they are a scam or legit websites for trading gift card.
Has anyone used them before ?
Brother na scam o
I know the owner in person

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Programming / Re: What To Do When Your Business Is Hacked by SchoolGate: 1:29pm On Jun 06, 2021
They hacked my school management software.
I will try what you wrote there and get back to you.

Thanks.
Religion / Re: How Has Prophet TB Joshua's Ministry Touched Your Life? by SchoolGate: 10:01am On Jun 06, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Well I won't really say much because the whole Nairaland community can bear me witnesses that all my prophesies are 100% accurate. I've know prophet Joshua since my secondary School days and I along with everyone on this forum can attest to the fact that I'm a much greater prophet than he was.

This I have seen.
Abeg no make me laugh

Do you think NCDC should include his name in covid19 death list?
Romance / Re: Why Google Is So Wicked (pictures Attached) by SchoolGate: 8:08am On Jun 06, 2021
LordDarius:

Mr Shut.d. fkup... Well done ooo... Tech wannabe... You know less to nothing... Your team... You... All of you guys = Nada
patlex shut your fucking mouth there.

You said you are software creator can you write even one code?
Health / Re: Forty Years On, AIDS Is Not Over by SchoolGate: 10:04pm On Jun 05, 2021
fergie001:
Another celebrity who brought attention to HIV/AIDS was Princess Diana �

When she opened the first HIV ward in a British hospital in 1987, she was famously photographed holding hands with an AIDS patient, challenging the unfounded fear of transmission through casual contact.
Shut your fuckin mouth there.

When I brought PEP to this country shebi una been talk say I be mumu

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