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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Opinion: Employees Are The Cause Of Salary Delays!!! by SchoolGate: 9:43am On Sep 12, 2021
I did not read your post wink

But I will fight to return your Vtu airtime
Programming / Re: Mobile App Developer Needed by SchoolGate: 6:34am On Sep 12, 2021
In need of a mobile app developer that can use Ui/UX with ResTApi to connect with existing website.
GoldCircle why you always looking for programmers every now and then wink
Romance / Re: Two Men Allegedly Rape 65-year-man To Coma In Ondo by SchoolGate: 11:10pm On Sep 09, 2021
In patlex voice: its our work oh wink
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwean Boy Mauled By Hyena Leaves SA Hospital With New Face (PIX) by SchoolGate: 11:03pm On Sep 09, 2021
Thank God for him.


Business / Re: Prospa Raises $3.8 Million In Pre-Seed Round by SchoolGate: 9:15am On Sep 09, 2021
Good for them.

As the best web developer in Nigeria I started my company on zero budget and now I'm counting 7 figures cool

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Programming / Re: How To Hack Nairaland In 30 Seconds. by SchoolGate: 11:46am On Sep 06, 2021

You still don't know what you want in life. Stop watching movies.
Shut your fvcking mouth there gay monkey. Your father is still working on the report card grin

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Programming / Re: How To Hack Nairaland In 30 Seconds. by SchoolGate: 7:49am On Sep 06, 2021
I would like to learn this hacking stuff wink

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Politics / Re: Electricity: How Many Hours Of Power Do You Receive Daily? by SchoolGate: 7:43am On Sep 06, 2021
As the best web developer in Nigeria I have 24hours electricity cool
Crime / Re: Final Year UNILORIN Student Convicted For Internet Fraud, Forfeits Lexus Car by SchoolGate: 10:11am On Sep 04, 2021

my question now is this... after that 1 year he gets out and continue with his yahoo yahoo career... which is very likely, then how are we trying to stop yahoo yahoo in Nigeria...

He is not going to jail. He had an option of N250,000 fine which I'm 100% sure his people already brought the money to court grin

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Sports / Re: Marc Bola Charged For A Tweet Made 9 Years Ago by SchoolGate: 10:55pm On Sep 03, 2021
Middlesbrough defender 23-year-old - Marc Bola - has been charged with aggravated misconduct over comments he made on social media nine years ago when he was 14.

It's alleged to have included a reference to sexual orientation.

The 23-year-old, a product of Arsenal Youth Academy left the Londoners, after a series of loan spells, in 2018 signing for Blackpool, and later Middlesbrough in 2019.

FA Spokesperson
Release him fast! I know he spoke against patlex people that's why you want to crucify him grin
Crime / Re: UK Teen Who Shot His Friend Said He’d Probably Kill Again (Pix) by SchoolGate: 7:37pm On Sep 03, 2021

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Bags Award From Guinness Book Of Record - Picture by SchoolGate: 3:55pm On Sep 03, 2021
Congratulations on this bro, another one will be sent by Guinness in the coming months

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UNDP Graduate Placement For 20,000 Nigerian Youths Countrywide by SchoolGate: 5:28pm On Aug 30, 2021


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UNDP Graduate Placement For 20,000 Nigerian Youths Countrywide by SchoolGate: 5:23pm On Aug 30, 2021
Under 30 years of age... Wahala for the youths wey don pass the age of eligibility oooo... Chai
Illegend is over 34 years now. The reason he has resorted to selling pirated books on amezon e.g davido fvck guard
As the best web developer in Nigeria who is currently 24 cool I shall apply and work under the scheme

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UNDP Graduate Placement For 20,000 Nigerian Youths Countrywide by SchoolGate: 5:19pm On Aug 30, 2021

I am currently earning 2 -5k on a daily bases from Nairaland gay monkey. If they can't pay equivalent or higher amount they should get out
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Where Did You Do Your PPA? by SchoolGate: 5:16pm On Aug 30, 2021

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Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With Multiple Sex Partners by SchoolGate: 2:39pm On Aug 30, 2021
How do you take care of more than your official girlfriend. you take one out to a restaurant. go shopping. buy gifts.

How are you not broke?
Such questions should be directed to Illegend grin

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Romance / Re: +18: Two Náked People Doing This — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by SchoolGate: 1:09pm On Aug 30, 2021
Lol this mumu man is trying so hard to disguise the fact that he's gay grin

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Programming / Re: Website Editing by SchoolGate: 11:00am On Aug 30, 2021
If you can redesign an already made website. Service is needed.
Contact this guy:
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His name is Charles Ichulo the only reliable programmer here that will deliver your work in time. You can look him up on Google
Programming / Re: Website Editing by SchoolGate: 10:58am On Aug 30, 2021
Contact 08031975415
Op don't do any business with this scammer. I was scammed of 60k by the same primate
Romance / Re: Why Google Is So Wicked (pictures Attached) by SchoolGate: 8:41pm On Aug 29, 2021

Okay what do you want us to do with his picture ?
Final boss I remember how you use to do give away those days.

Anything for the boys? wink
Romance / Re: Advice Needed Please Im So Depressed Right Now by SchoolGate: 8:30pm On Aug 29, 2021
Please i have been addicted to drugs for over a decade now i officially started smoking cannabis when i was just 17 years i have tried quitting many times but have been unsuccessful please i don't really know what to do it's affecting my family life and relationships gone broke because of my addictions please help i don't really know what to do about it.
No insults please only matured advice needed please.
Thanks for your time
Nothing is wrong with you my brother you are 100% OK. In fact, you are a senior man

In case you don't know in the south south anybody that smokes weed we call him senior man wink

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Politics / Re: FG Postpones "Nigeria At 60" Awards by SchoolGate: 8:07pm On Aug 29, 2021
Lobatan! embarassed I talk am

Now they want to formally crown me the best web developer in Nigeria dem don postpone the award so that they can have sufficient time to manipulate the result wink

The reason why it was postponed is because Southerners topped the list of those qualified for the awards, and the government decided to postpone it so as to give them enough time to edit the list and fill it with unqualified fulani herdsmen.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies / Re: Maria Evicted From The Big Brother House by SchoolGate: 7:55pm On Aug 29, 2021
Maria has been evicted from the BBNaija House.
Why they won't evict Maria when her breast has obviously fallen? wink

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Romance / Re: Will U Still Bleep Her If She Has This Tattoo (pix) by SchoolGate: 7:46pm On Aug 29, 2021
I go bleep her still cum bleep the king Cobra join
Abeg no make me laugh grin
Romance / Re: Please Let's Stop This Habit... It's Not Good At All. by SchoolGate: 3:48pm On Aug 29, 2021
Riele version 2.84 wink
Family / Re: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by SchoolGate: 5:50pm On Aug 27, 2021

You are the fool here! who said it was real .

And who said it can't be made in real life mr primitive primatetic ape
I see you wink


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