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donstan18:
Havertz as our striker next season?

God! This can’t be Chelsea thread abeg, you can’t love Chelsea and wish Harvertz to be out top9 next season.

Never!!!

Chelsea should get a striker pleeeeeaasee

Boss man I don't mean it that way, just saying if we can land Haaland, Kane, Lukaku this summer...then we can manage wait to get our top target next summer....instead of wasting Money on fringe hit or miss players.

Ibime:
Vardy done old na.

Yeah he is old, but we fit squeeze 1 or 2 year comot for im body....no one can tell Havertz might be the goal poacher will all yearn in a year or two, I think he as the attribute and skill to become one.

That's if we can't get Halaand, Kane or Lukaku.

Trevor012:
Hope you know Giroud and Vardy are the same age ...Why not just develop Tammy

Age no really show for that man body faa..

Just to save money for a big striker move for next summer if we ain't getting our preferred target. Either as a starter or bench player Baba go still rustle 15 league goals, no do no do

[quote author=macjireh post=103805452][/quote]I think Hakim got an hattrick

Ibime:
Shey Patson Daka was there, they were busy chasing pipe dreams.

Amyway, I'm not worried. I think Havertz will perform as a striker. Na backup or wing striker I dey find.

What do you think about Vardy, low risk,low price, Epl experience, nd can link up well with Havertz upfront (considering his link up with senior man) and also a speedster....will do well in TT set up

Jodera:
Lol... And mount with an assist

Some people say mount only sabi close play assist

Me I say mount na Dead ball specialist

Even when Mount delivered Kdb esque pass to Havertz in Cl final, it was aided assist

OJURONGBE1:
Will you kip kwayet?
You really wish Chelsea well indeed!
Did you type this out of drunkenness or your usual excitement after smoking poli?
Throughout last season, you ranted here like a stray he-goat wishing evil upon its carer. So many times you wish losses upon the club. Praying & hoping one of the club key players get injured. Even when we played well and won games. You were not satisfied.

You've time, this one is irredeemable shameless if e don reach Mount matter

shogsman:
Actually anybody that has even an iota of sense will tip them,they are leading the table afterall, but of course hate and jealousy of the king won't let most of you see the light though

Premium years awiats this one

I will be here to lock your years after your goat retires after dropping out

manuel4real:
"If we manage to reach the penalties this time around guys, just grab the trophy and run"

DesChyko:
Sorry to spoil your party but the Top 12 goals scorers in Cops America have a combined 170 goals while the goals of the Top 12 goalscorers in Euros isn't up to 80.

Lithuania, Andorra and Azerbaijan have never qualified for Euros before but go on.

Keep schooling these dots

DesChyko:
Uruguay Star Names of the past 2 decades: Godin, Pereira, Suarez, Cavani, Muslera, Forlan, Rodriguez, Caceres, Lugano, Gimenez, Bentacur, Torreira, Valverde.

Argentina Star Names of the past two decades: Aguero, Aimar, Ayala, Banega, Biglia, Burdisso, Caballero, Cambiasso, Coloccini, Crespo, Cruz, D'Alessandro, De Michaelis, Di Maria, Gago, Garay, Heinze, Higuain, Icardi, Lamela, Lavezzi, Mascherano, Martinez, Messi, the Milito brothers, Otamendi, Palermo, Pastore, Pavon, Riquelme, Rodriguez, Rojo, Romero, Samuel, Saviola, Tagliafico, Tevez, Veron and Zanetti.

Who's the joker here??

You left out names like Dybala, Parades, Latauro among other stars

Shameless Messi fans talking trash

DesChyko:
Uruguay Star Names of the past 2 decades: Godin, Pereira, Suarez, Cavani, Muslera, Forlan, Rodriguez, Caceres, Lugano, Gimenez, Bentacur, Torreira, Valverde.

Argentina Star Names of the past two decades: Aguero, Aimar, Ayala, Banega, Biglia, Burdisso, Caballero, Cambiasso, Coloccini, Crespo, Cruz, D'Alessandro, De Michaelis, Di Maria, Gago, Garay, Heinze, Higuain, Icardi, Lamela, Lavezzi, Mascherano, Martinez, Messi, the Milito brothers, Otamendi, Palermo, Pastore, Pavon, Riquelme, Rodriguez, Rojo, Romero, Samuel, Saviola, Tagliafico, Tevez, Veron and Zanetti.

Who's the joker here??

The joke keep writing themselves....most of this Messi fans just can't resist the urge to type jargons.....they keep setting Messi up for drags

Ayo2004:
You must be a joker if you think Uruguay is not comparable to the Argentina squad even though I will admit the Brazilian team is something else even with their subs

Rankings do not necessarily mean anything,the Belgian squad is ranked the best in the world but that doesn't mean the likes of Portugal, France and Italy can't beat them,also form plays a very important role in the rankings,a team can be the best in the world in 2021 and in 2022 struggling to maintain top 10
Also,Mexico and Denmark are ranked above Germany so what exactly is your point

You clearly know nothing about Copa America, asides the Brazil team that is better than the rest by a mile,it is very hard to score against south American teams,their games are extremely tough and intensive
Portugal plays against tennis players like Lithuania,Andorra, Azerbaijan and co. which allows for a lot of statpadding yet you are here saying it is easier for Argentina to run loose

Unku!
List Uruguay XI let's compare to Argentina

I'm waiting

Ayo2004:
Only Brazil
Wasn't it Uruaguay that eliminated Portugal last world cup?
Portugal has one of the best squads in the world,stop saying trash..when Messi scores against small teams,he is insulted greatly but now that Ronaldo statpads against Lithuania and other tennis player,he is the GOAT abi

How many top team have Messi scored against I'm any major competition.... I'm waiting

Josywhyte:
So na because say Ronaldo score 5 goals make dem put him name for dia abi? OK. Put him name na as na u compile the list. Three of those goals were penalties mind you. Bros u just don't any justiable reason as to why his name should be there. No be the coca-cola stunt u suppose put for dia to buttress your point. Reason am bros

See them....Idumota football analyst

Go and remove Ronaldo name from the official Euro team of the group stage nw.

BikeMan:
4 tweets = Entire Nation. Things dey occur!

E shock you!

schurley:
Yeah for sure....how does one remove a minimised app the fone

Really need answers on this

micxwell:
Congrats bro. Enjoy your device. Try and read through this thread when you're less busy, say during weekends. By doing so you'll learn a lot about Xiaomi phones generally. Don't wait till you have questions or challenges.

Yeah for sure....how does one remove a minimised app the fone

micxwell:
You better run after Macbeyland. Na advice I give you xo.

Sure very reliable, just got same this same device from him

macbeyland:
Available, delivery can be arranged to Akure tomorrow.

Item delivered in good state and shape, kudos bro

raumdeuter:
Gerard Moreno
Luuk De Jong
Giroud
Sturridge
Kevin Gameiro
Coke
Kalinic
Carlos Bacca

Aside being football nonentities, Can you tell us another of their similariites

Giroud golden boot winner in a major European competition scoring and assisting in the final

You were saying...

raumdeuter:
This European final no get name abi shame dey catch you to mention am

Shame for European final that your boyhood club have never won

Tell me more

ShadowCracker:
Eurokpa league final .

Show me a season where Giroud has scored more than 20 goals, .

Bro don't make waste of your education all in the name of buttlicking faa

Delete this post and Make mama proud

nihilistjnr:
What was the Pedigree of Greece when they won Euros?

What was the Pedigree of Croatia, when they made a WC final

You've spent over a decade telling us that WC final is greater than anything else, now when it comes to Lewandowski you're shouting Pedigree like we asked you for dog food.

Bro, Giroud > Lewandowski.

Accept it.

Amalalonic grandmaster caught in his own web

Infact Andre Schurley is 10x better than Tapindoskwy!

raumdeuter:
What European final is this?

Shey na CL abi what is European final? Why not African final or Asian final

European competition final Oliver Giroud 1 goal 1 one assist
Show us Tapindoskwy effort and contribution in any European competitive final

Apari sports made this rule

raumdeuter:
Lewandoski top scorer in the tournament his team won

Giroud benchwarmer for France 0 shots on target

Mbappe knew those who won the world cup and those who were carried like Ghana must go to the trophy that is why Mbappe is telling Giroud to his face that he is shitt

Oliver Giroud =1 goal and assist in a European final
Tapindoskwy= 15 shot on target with dozens of high five

Tie breaker
We don't make the rule

seankafor:
I just received a call that my dad just passed on..

Well, death is a debt everyone must pay so am not much surprised it's my dad's turn to pay up... Although didn't fathom it could be this early

Anyways I believe he is in a better place now

God rest his soul In peace, take heart bro

macbeyland:
Available, delivery can be arranged to Akure tomorrow.

How much and which color is available... hope it's pay on delivery?

macbeyland:
Thanks for the patronage and positive feedback

Chief, how much is Redmi note 10 4g 64g, would I be able to get at Akure by Monday?

Joezinho:
Stale!!!

Take your dry shekpite trolling back to your thread

Tears tears tears!


Your days off wailing and agony just began...

The tale of two "old men" who left France for England.
One is the Champion of Europe, the other is a Bow and Arrow hunter.

Choose Chelsea, E get Y.

Cc.

Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo, papangolo, pangolo



After the tikitaka, play the blues (the blues, the blues)/
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose (dey lose, dey lose)/
ApariSports dem done confuse (confuse, confuse)/
Citadel wash am with booze (with booze, with booze)/

Shekpites too like to dey Maya (dey Maya, dey Maya)/
Messi contract want expire (expire, expire)/
1 billion contract, Sheik go hire (go hire, go hire)/
Make Pep win before him retire (retire, retire)/

What makes him better than his peers (his peers, his peers)/
E done dey Man City six years (six years, six years)/
Each UCL dey end in tears (in tears, in tears)/
1 billion later, no big ears (big ears, big ears)

Thiago Silva lift big ears (big ears, big ears)/
Lampard to Tuchel, we switch gears (switch gears, switch gears)/
5 months later, we don blow (don blow, don blow)
He flog Pep three times in a row (a row, a row)/

Rudiger break De Bruynah head (ahead, ahead)/
Havertz put us one ahead (ahead, ahead)/
Mason pass e too confam (confam, confam)/
Havertz10 shake hand with donstan (donstan, donstan)/

Ngolo for Balon D'or (Lon Dor, Lon Dor)/
Na wetin Chelsea fans long for (long for, long for)/
Even France, we go support (support, support)/
Make our hero win for sure (for sure, for sure)/

Dem been say Busquets better pass (ta pass, ta pass)/
Barca fans dey talk with nyash (with nyash, with nyash)/
Busquets no win Man of Match (of match, of match)/
Ngolo win am back to back (to back, to back)/

Him game sweet us for body (body, body)/
Fraudiola gast protect Rodri (Rodri, Rodri)/
Wetin escort eye for see (for see, for see)/
When Kante press am like bobby (bobby, bobby)/

Chelsea fans we dey jolly (jolly, jolly)/
James go make Euros surely (surely, surely)/
If Southgate watch, he go Soji (Soji, Soji)/
Trent no vex, oya sorry (sorry, sorry)/

Even Jorginho put effort (effort, effort)/
Christiansen dey block dem shot (dem shot, dem shot)/
Chilwell maja for Mahrez (Mahrez, Mahrez)/
Put Pep for cardiac arrest (arrest, arrest)/

Tuchel turn Pep to him bïtch (him bïtch, him bïtch)/
Him fans go run like leprous witch (prous witch, prous witch)/
7 days, dem run comot (comot, comot)/
Tomorrow excuse go be church (be church, be church)/

Na so dem fade when e dey hot (dey hot, dey hot)/
Some want sleep for Barbershop (ba shop, ba shop)/
but incase you all forgot (forgot, forgot)/
Apari no need haircut (haircut, haircut)/



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