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After watching today's match, I'm more concerned TT isn't making a striker a priority. We need a goal scorer badly. One more defender, and he should focus on striker and a dm. I don't see the likes of Havertz and Broja ready enough to lead our forward into the new season.

Without a good striker and a solid dm, we're just deceiving ourselves. We'll hardly compete with the likes if Pool and City for the title. At best we finish comfortably in the top 4, or struggle again to make top 4, in the eventuality of injuries to any if our key players.

I'm sad Colwill got a knock prior today's match, really wanted to assess his ability. Hope the club is patient and keep him this season.

airmark:
That's his major problem, and why i was surprised Popizaino preferred him to Chilwell. Saw this many times against Madrid at Ettihad. I believe he can improve though.

Wasn't even the one that slept on duty while Havertz breezed pass him like a ghost to score on champions League winning goal. He should carry his pity face and tears to Arsenal jare.

Android17:
Towards the beginning of this thread, I challenged someone similarly. I was in the mood then. He tried the insults route, failed and then did not respond again because if I challenge this on the face of facts, it will fall. Don't forget the Drug baron chants.

Let me tell you how it works mano a mano. If you find yourself arguing rice was N10000 in the past just do the same analysis going back to even before Obasanjo. Let us see how it will pan out. I can do same for insecurity, infrastructure, the economy etc.

Facts don't care about people's feelings.

There's no how you try to spin it. Buhari is the most incompetent president in the history of this country.

The percentage increase in inflation, detoriating standard of living and insecurity under Buhari. Calling him a failure would be a disrespect to his predecessor in failure.

Buhari level of failure exonerate other perpetual failures, that some are previous government as good governance. The only silver lining of this administration is solid strife in terms of infrastructural development.

hensben:
One Asia club is going after him, he should drop his pride and go there. He should accept he is no longer the player he used to be, he can only deceive his myopic fan with last season performance by oppressing other attackers and coach to play through him so he can score and remain in the spot light at the detriment of the team progress. Man U other attackers had good goal return at least and finished 2nd, before he came last season. At 37 you still want to be the main man so as to score tap in and still be mentioned alongside Messi, why forcing it instead of helping the young attackers in the team grow you are unhealthily competing with them, because you know they can not talk due to your football statue. Only Rooney had the balls to talk and they thought he was hating. His sister compare every of his life to Messi, family obsession. Man U should make sure he move on this season and see how they will perform and do well.

Always saying rubbish without substance. Hate as blocked your cognitive reason, that is if you even have any.

Ibime:
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izzou:
[color=royalblue]Make una use relationship advice choke Joezinho

Make una choke am well well

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Some of us getting firsthand advice too. Oga Raum, Ibims and Roland are doing a great job on enlightening intending travellers.

Joezinho:
Just got my USA graduate student's japa visa today. Classes starts in fall.. Had my interview in abj. Thank God say mukina2 ban me sef. Made me focus to prepare extensively...

Professor Nihilistjnr, na man you be. I love the vibes you and other J-gangs were dropping

I go dey pray for naija from Brooklyn. Better to be safe than sorry.

Congratulations bro

Hhmmm... A lot as gone down in this thread ooh

There is a functioning cctv in this supermarket, plus this place is always very busy. How she stole all this is still a mystery to me.

Ibime:
Papangolo pangolo. . .


After the tikitaka, play the blues (the blues, the blues)/
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose (dey lose, dey lose)/
ApariSports dem done confuse (confuse, confuse)/
Citadel wash am with booze (with booze, with booze)/

Everybody hail Carlo (Carlo, Carlo)/
Papangolo pangolo (panglo, panglo)
He put Catalan for Sanko (Sanko, Sanko)/
Long live General Franco (Franco, Franco)/

Wetin Pep e never see for gate (for gate, for gate)/
Ancelotti no be him mate (him mate, him mate)/
How many years wey Sheikh go wait (go wait, go wait)/
Abu Dhabi people done frustrate/ (frustrate, frustrate)

After one billion pound sterling (sterling, sterling)/
7 years, they're still gelling (gelling, gelling)/
They sign Silva, sign Sterling (Sterling, Sterling)
E no work. . . dem sign Erling (Erling, Erling)/

Haaland bank account done knack (done knack, done knack)/
Sheikh spray am racks on racks (on racks, on racks)/
When him agent see the stacks (the stacks, the stacks)/
The thing give am heart attack (attack, attack)/

Liverpool sef must take the L (the L, the L)/
cos Chelsea bank account go swell (go swell, go swell)/
If Hazard win the UCL (CL, CL)/
Florentino do me well (me well, me well)

Courtois performance, that was great (was great, was great)/
We Chelsea fans forgive the snake (the snake, the snake)/
Him and Debruyne babe gyrate (gyrate, gyrate)/
Kevin na simp, no be debate (debate, debate)/

Mount and Havertz no be him mate (him mate, him mate/
If anybody try debate/ (debate, debate)
Show the boys for area (area, area)/
The "when they met" criteria (teria, teria)/

Submit this masterpiece to Grammy academy

Can't forget my Gionee P3 mini white....one of my best handle phone

raumdeuter:
But Flogging does not guarantee good behavior from kids. In my time almost everyone was flogged, not mild flogging but severe flogging with canes, wires, cable anything and we still had wayward kids in my time. There were girls who started having sex as early as 10yrs, some even got pregnant despite being flogged. The only difference was that we didnt have phones and SM to post the stupid things we did like people have today

I remember a girl our senior who got pregnant around JS3, the father brought out cutlass that he would kill her, The mother that was crying before when she saw cutlass na she dey hold the father back

While flogging of kids will not guarantee a child not be wayward or irresponsible, it mitigates some excesses and unruly behavioural pattern in kids, especially during their formative years. Bad habit wey cane comot for my hand no be small oh

Exonerate1:
Thing is aside his G/A, his overall game is Basic.

He's a No 10 that can't create, not a good playmaker, can't dribble, his ball retention is average, can't make simple through balls. Only thing he's good at is those non-stop hero balls.

Wasn't Havertz sigh as an attacking midfielder to solve our goal creating problem?

How many assists, key passes, shot creating chances as he had since signing for the club?

Abi we only bought him for movement and intelligent runs and poverty stricken goal tally?

Ibime:
From "all he does is work hard, we want to see GA not pressing iron"

. . . . to. . . .

"He does nothing all game, then will produce GA at the end. Bruno of Chelsea"

Bipolar set of humans....tueh!!!

Skimpledawg:
Woke up to shouts of Happy birthday!

Man's not getting any younger no more

Happy birthday MOG. Celebrate grace!!!

donjazet:
I have been the only one criticizing and hoping the criminal sells Chelsea, for more than 3 weeks now on this thread. Much earlier than this sanctions and the ensuing toxicity of his association with us.
Many of you then when I was lamenting kept saying I should stop supporting the club to which I responded that Roman should be the one who left because he was only but a custodian of the club who bought it in the first place for selfish reasons.

Me doubling down on him selling now is primarily to still point out to those of you who still can't wake up and smell the coffee and see this selfish criminal for who he is that if he was altruistic in his purposes or really loved the club, nothing would prove that now than him selling it immediately.
It's no longer by statements and press releases but by action.

If he does otherwise, hopefully that would eliminate all doubt as to the cynical purpose of his purchase of Chelsea.

Our beloved club is sinking deeper every day we continue to associate with him, if we go down, you all should know that that is solely on him.

Alaye dem swear give, why not let this man handle his business the way he deems fit, na your papa give Roman money to buy Chelsea?

drisham:
Omo ehn this life.. a series of. Bad event can just ruin someone's life

Was it not just Saturday I was all jolly ant Chelsea winning

Only for me to be cornered by thieves on Tuesday this bastards in Lagos now carry POS

They took my atm and wiped everything in my bank acct

The rate of robbery is really ridiculous now. Sorry for this, hope you find your foot firm again.

Ellexy:
Lol wahala dey oo, Fergie predicted we'll thrash Atlėtico 5 zero

E be like say baba sef dey take something...

NKpu miri

BikeMan:
Kante has started again in the K/O stages of the UCL but they will tell us that it's Jorginho that won the trophy

Monkey dey work baboon dey chop

ChristoBam:
At the end of the season, we'd probably end up 6th. But sing praises to Ronaldo for scoring 25 goals in all competitions. Then curse Rashford for probably scoring 6 in all competitions. Greenwood probably has 10 in all competitions. Cavani probably with 10 and Sancho probably with 4.

Not saying we'll end up 6th because of Ronaldo. But just don't understand people dropping Ronaldo stats at his final season in Juve, when this fuels the fire those that say Ronaldo is the problem create.

Does this make sense to any logical thinking human

Segedinho:
Who was d DM wen we played liverpool...

Who sat as d DM bw Kante and pogba at d world cup..

Is d simple question I asked.......save urself all dis shalaye

Yes they are automatically a dm for playing those games....you football knowledge should be thoroughly questioned

Segedinho:
U are just grasping on straws.

Who sat as d DM when Kante was paired with pogba.


U claimed both Kante and kovacic ain't DMs...I gave you receipt and your a busy blabbing..

Kante sat, maybe you should watch actual match instead of parroting what what is being regurgitated by others....Kante only occasionally plays as a sitting for France occasionally

In Our last match vs Liverpool....who sat as d DM between kovacic n Kante..


Why doesn't TT stick with both of them.....?

Like I said earlier,you probably would be checked if you believe TT is a very good coach but still relied in JOGS despite kovacic and Kante being fit for d UCL triumph

Kante is and always be a natural destroyer box to box midfielder, which is always chasing the ball even in opponent third half. Pray tell such player with that kind of profile can be regarded as as sitting dm

As for your Kovacic arguement...how will a person with any iota of football knowledge suggest he's a dm, because of one or two matches in that position..... I'm fed up at this stage

Ibime:
Nobody asked you if you would trade anybody. They asked will you accept Jorginho in your midfield, the same player you labelled Jogginghoe, the guy who is only successful in community defence, the same one Muller and Goretzka bullied at Stamford Bridge. They ask you one question, you start answering another question to evade the truth

Sire, you saw that too

One thing i know is that Raum is serial Chelsea hater which is very quick to talk down on our best performing player, him supporting a Chelsea player out of the blue should send message.

Segedinho:
Talk another lie

You're really arguing that Kante is a sitting dm.
I can't engage in a back nd forth with someone who sees Kante as a dm just because of few games played in that position.

Segedinho:
He has....
Drinkwater...Gilmour....kovacic...Kante...and an opportunity to buy who will send him to bench


Yet .his hand is tied.

Will you make heaven like this?

Drink water in 2022, Gilmour case is still arguable buh dude is still young and needed maximum playing time hence his loan move (tho I don't agree to this decision). C'mon Kante nd Kovacic ain't no Dm now.

raumdeuter:
Do you know any other player who is a consistent starter for a top country like Italy Brazil Germany France Spain and at the same time a consistent starter at a top club like Bayern Barcelona Madrid City Chelsea PSG Juventus

For different coaches

Be sincere with your self, would you accept Jorginho in your club as the only deep lying midfielder?

lordfalcao:
the metrics for mildfield controlling is volume of pass according to analysis here..

Jorginho has the most passes in mildfield 7 or 8 out of any 10 matches we play..

Maybe you are looking for 4 different Jorginho in the mildfield to know he is controlling mildfield

Of what use are those passes metrics, if 90% of it are 5 meters sideways pass to the defence and keeper. This dude as been consistent in making schoolboy errors that have cost so many points since his signing. If he was only recycling possession every now and then, i wouldn't have much of a problem with that, those silly mistakes is were my gross lies with him.

If he's as good as you guys are trying to whitewash him, why is he short of suitors despite his contract almost running up with no extension proposal on sight.

BlueMann:
Senior men, celebrate with me. It's my birthday today.

Thankful for being alive.

Happy birthday big man

swiz123:
First of all, do you watch matches at home or you at viewing centers with a bottle of beer?

No, i watch them in the village market square, morön

It seems you fell from your mother's back as a toddler.

Segedinho:
In all..

Tuchel is a stupid coach cos he keep on using same jog despite contributing nothing.

The man hands are tied, no natural dm in this team, all we have apart from J5 are makeshift dm. Can't blame the man

lordfalcao:
he is a mildfield controller. His volume of passes in matches are there

Controller koh, comptroller general ni..... controller that sees to our midfield always overrun everytime and then against any half decent midfield. Controller isonu

Well una eyes go soon open.

airmark:
That's how i was surprised when he mentioned Mascherano as a slow player.

Arjen Robben couldn't believe how Mascherano ran from behind to block his goal-bound shot in that World cup final in 2014.

Things i see here baffles me ooh, the same Jorginho that is quick to play it safe, ruining fast attack or counterattacks most time, or the frail Jorginho always attempting ariel challenge like a half fit player, don't even get me started on his crossfield passes that uses till eternity on air before getting to players. Pair any half decent player with him in the midfield and they automatically outshine our acclaimed midfield maestro. Even Saul now is winning Man of the match ahead of our supposed Balon d'or contender, tueh!.... It's visible to any football fans, Jorginho is to limited for a professional football player

Sometimes i just sit down and think what does Jorginho add to this team apart from scoring osho free penalties and his risky 3 meters sideways passes.....can any bible believing brother point to a thing Jorginho presence contributes to this present Chelsea squad