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How many online chest beaters on Nairaland can show their PVC?!
Maybe 0.5% of them.
They only know how to shout and curse their head and families 24/7 online.

Our PVC jealously guarded in a safe place for SAI BABA.

You think every other persons are as miserable as You?

photoshop. Amateur work

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A Buhari supporter couldn't take the heat in a whatsapp group resorts to fetish incantations

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An APC apologist resorts to incantations when the heat got too much for him. His anger was just that each time he and his kinds come to preach Buhari to us, we always prevent their brainwash assignments.
Two days ago, his brain tip, and the real him came out; a jujuman

dulaman:
President buhari.
Lalasticlala anid seun must see

Kolewerk! Elections gimmick

Funnicator:
Something tells me that they have traded "horses

Nnamdi KANU is compromised.

I pity all Igbos who won't vote and ensure Atiku wins.

This Kanu has accepted oil wells from the devilish govt. Their plan won't work, it's an Atikulated Obinwa come next year

yns4real:
A graduate of Psychology at the Imo State University, Uche Dubem Ohakwe, who rode a bicycle from Owerri to Abuja in support of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar’s presidential ambition, has been hospitalised at the National Hospital in Abuja.

Mr. Ohakwe arrived Abuja last week after riding the bicycle for six days. He took off from Shoprite, Owerri on October 13.

In a voice message sent through his Whatsapp handle, Mr. Ohakwe said he went to urinate but suddenly had a shock in his head which led to his state of comma.

“When I woke up I found myself in the hospital; the National Hospital. Series of tests were conducted and at the end of the day my BP was about 300. But now I am getting okay,” he said.

He said he was one of the Nigerian youths that had benefited from the scholarship scheme sponsored by Atiku.

“I did not do this for money, if it is for money, I know how and where to get it. So this is a call to all Nigerians, especially the electorate not to make another mistake,” he said.

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/atikus-supporter-who-rode-bicycle-from-owerri-to-abuja-hospitalised.html

Another FAKE news from the stables of the devil himself, Mr Liar Mohammed. Pictures of the man in hospital or......

Cloned video indeed! Just like the IGP`s Transmission video was claimed to be cloned, until they were forced to recant. It was this same Abike that claimed Transmission video was cloned.
APC and denial are....

A beautiful South African lady identified simply as Keyisho, has taken to her Twitter page, @keyishoAmi, to show off a brand new 2018 Volkswagen her Nigerian husband just gifted her.
Keyisho did not only hail her Nigerian husband, she also showered praises on Nigerian men for being the ones that can properly take good care of their women.
She posted photos of her brand new car gift and wrote: “When It Comes To Women, Nigerian Men Are The Kings Of taking care of Women in Africa. Nigerian men are greatest men I’ve ever had a relationship with. would love to get married to one if she can find one.

The new car gift
"My Nigerian husband just bought me a Nice 2018 Volkswagen I love it. Despite the hatred and distrust by many South Africans on Nigerians living in South Africa. I’ve been scared of what people will say.
"But funny enough, I love them and would like to marry one. Nigerians men are better than South African men. Get Yourself a Nigerian Man and enjoy life.”

https://www.tori.ng/news/102788/south-african-lady-praises-nigerian-men-as-she-rec.html

A 28-year-old Egyptian newlywed woman, is seeking a divorce after only two weeks of marriage because her husband does all of the household chores, Egyptian news website Masrawy, reports.

Her husband, 31, also runs a successful clothing store, where he employs several staff members and is therefore able to spend most of his time at home. Samar claims that he spends all of that time cleaning and rearranging furniture and that she can no longer handle living with him.

The woman, known only as Samar M., claims that her husband, Mohammad S., is acting like a housewife, and she has grown bored of him. Not only does he do all of the chores, but he refuses to allow her to help at all. She eventually confronted her husband but said that he responded by saying that if she wanted to live in his house, she had to follow his rules.

“We’ve been married for just two weeks, I’ve known and loved him for over 2 years but I hate living with him and can no longer handle his actions,” Samar told Masrawy.

“My husband is a housewife. He doesn’t let me touch anything in our house and does all the cooking, cleaning and general household chores. He controls everything in our house, and I have no say in anything, not even where he puts the TV set. Even though he owns his own business, he hired people to manage it, in order for him to stay at home, while I sit and watch,” the woman explained her decision to get a divorce.

When Samar told her mother-in-law about her husband’s actions, the woman was surprised, saying that Mohammad had never done chores when he lived at home with his parents.

“He is the ‘woman of the house’ and I’m hating my life with him. We’ve been only married for two weeks, and he is either cooking or doing the laundry because he knows how to sort the washable clothes by color. He then irons the clothes, sweeps, and arranges the food in the fridge,” Samar complained. “I sit down watching him all day while he moves stuff around looking very happy.”

Samar has filed a complaint in Family Court in New Cairo, saying, “My husband did not give me the freedom to handle my home affairs, I feel like a guest in a hotel.” She is seeking ‘khula’, a procedure through which a Muslim woman can divorce her husband by returning the dower (mahr) that she received to marry him.

The case is pending before the court.

https://nnu.ng/new-bride-divorces-husband-just-2-weeks-after-their-wedding-why-she-did-it-will-shock-you/

This is a Public Service Broadcast:

Many Nigerians do not know that they have certain rights as electricity consumers in the nation.

The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC), the body empowered to meet the yearnings of Nigerians for stable, adequate and safe electricity supply, has taken the bull by the horn by releasing to the public, the rights of every electricity consumer.

Read the rights below:

1. All new electricity connections must be done strictly on the basis of metering before connection. That is, no new customer should be connected without meter first being installed.

2. A customer who elects to procure meter under the Credited Advance Payment for Metering Implementation (CAPMI) Scheme must be metered within 60 days, after which the customer will neither be billed nor disconnected by the electricity distribution company.

3. It is the customer’s right to transparent electricity billing. Unmetered customers should be issued with electricity bills strictly based on NERC’s estimated billing methodology.

4. It is the customer’s right to be notified in writing ahead of disconnection of electricity service by the electricity distribution company serving the customer in line with NERC’s guidleines.

5. It is the customer’s right to prompt investigation of complaints arising from the customer’s electricity service disruption

6. It is not the responsibility of electricity customer or community to buy, replace or repair electricity transformers, poles and related equipment used in supply of electricity.

7. It is the customer’s right to contest any electricity bill. Any unmetered customer who is disputing his or her estimated bill has the right not to pay the disputed bill, but pay only the last undisputed bill as the contested bill go through the dispute resolution process of NERC.

8. All complaints on your electricity supply and other billing issues are to be sent to your nearest business unit of the electricity company serving your premises. If your complaint is not satisfactorily addressed, you can forward your complaint to the NERC Forum Office within the coverage area of your electricity distribution company. Customers also have the right to appeal the decision of the forum at the NERC headquarters in Abuja.

Log into: www.nercng.org for more details or contact:

NERC ZONAL OFFICE CONTACTS:
08164201445 Joseph John southwest; 08130363581 Tony Ray Ene South South; 08062219714 Ekeh Samuel Chukwuemeka Southeast;
07061117416 Hassan GWANDU north west;
07061097132 Mohammed Umar fufore North East;
07036948408 Friday Sule North Central.

Please share this information and help us protect your rights. However,note that you have an obligation to pay your valid electric bills,avoid meter by-pass or stealing of electricity and protect power infrastructure from being vandalized.

Together,by doing our part, we can get the power sector we all desired.

Dr.Anthony Akah,mni
Ag. CEO/Chairman,NERC

For those using d smile Cube, it can be unlocked 2 work 4 other providers' network, but the mifi modem can't be unlocked yet

Top Yoruba actor, Sikiru Adesina, popularly
called Arakangudu, who died in the early hours
of Tuesday, in Kaduna, will be buried on
Wednesday (today) in his hometown, Osogbo,
Osun State, The PUNCH has learnt.
The news of his death has provoked emotions
online, with some of his fans paying glowing
tributes to him.
Speaking with our correspondent on the
telephone from his base in Ekiti State, veteran
thespian, Chief Jimoh Aliu, said those with the
late actor broke the news of his death to him on
Tuesday morning.
He said, “I was called by those who were with
him. They told me that he died after making a
noise from his sleep. They told me he died early
this morning.”

More Kudos for Men!
MEN - MY CHILDHOOD; MY MANHOOD; MY PROSTATE.. MUST READ!

The topic is misleading. Is prostate strictly for men? Yes, ONLY men have prostate and ONLY men over 40years but the healthcare enlightenment is for everyone. There is no woman who does not know a man 40 years and above – father, uncle, brother, son, friend, neighbor, colleague …

Essentially what I will be doing today is health promotion. Responsible health promotion must provide three things:

1. Information
2. Reassurance
3. A plan of action.

Let me start with a background on prostate health.
Everyone has a pair of kidneys. The job of the kidney is to remove waste. It is the LAWMA (waste management company) of your body. Everyday your blood passes through the kidney several times to be filtered. As the blood is filtered, urine is formed and stored in a temporary storage tank called the urinary bladder.

If there were to be no urinary bladder, as a man walks on the road, urine will be dropping.
Now think of the plumbing work in your house. Think of the urinary bladder as the overhead storage tank. From the storage tank, a good plumber will run pipes to other parts of the house, including the kitchen. God in His wisdom ran pipes from our urinary bladder to the tip of the penis. The pipe is called the urethra. Just below the bladder and surrounding the urethra is a little organ called the prostate gland.

The prostate gland is the size of a walnut and weighs about 20grams. Its job is to make the seminal fluid which is stored in the seminal vesicle. During sexual intercourse, seminal fluid comes down the urethra and mixes with the sperms produced in the testicles to form the semen. So semen technically is not sperm. It is sperm + seminal fluid. The seminal fluid lubricates the sperm.

After age 40, for reasons that may be hormonal, the prostate gland begins to enlarge. From 20 grams it may grow to almost 100 grams. As it enlarges, it squeezes the urethra and the man begins to notice changes in the way he urinate.

If you have a son under 10, if he has a little mischief like we all did at that age, when he comes out to urinate, he can target the ceiling and the jet will hit target. Call his father to do same, wahala dey. His urine stream is weak, cannot travel a long distance and sometimes may come straight down on his legs. So he may need to stand in awkward position to urinate.

Not many men will be worried their urine stream cannot hit the ceiling. Toilets are on the floor and not on the ceiling. But other symptoms begin to show.

TERMINAL DRIPPLING: 
The man begins to notice that after urinating and repacking, urine still drops on his pants. This is the reason why after an older man urinates, he has to ring bell. A younger man simply delivers to the last drop and walks away. Just see an older man coming from the bathroom. Sometimes he may clutch the newspaper closely to hide the urine stains, particularly on plain colored trousers.

HESISTANCY
At this point you wait longer for the urine flow to start. There are 2 valves that must open for you to urinate – the internal and external sphincters. Both open but because of obstructions in the urethra, you wait long for the flow to start.

INCOMPLETE EMPTYING
You have this feeling immediately after urinating that there is still something left.

As all these things happen, the bladder begins to work harder to compensate for the obstruction in the urethra. The frequency of urination goes up. Urgency sets in. sometimes you have to practically run into the toilet. Nocturia also becomes common. You wake up more than 2 times at night to urinate. Your wife begins to complain.

Men being men may not talk to anyone even at this point. Then the more serious complications start.
Stored urine gets infected and there may be burning sensation when urinating.

Stored urine forms crystals. Crystals come together to form stone either in the bladder or in the kidney. Stones may block the urethra.
Chronic urinary retention sets in. The bladder stores more and more urine. The size of the bladder is 40 - 60 cl. A bottle of coke is 50cl. As the bladder stores more urine it can enlarge up to 300cl. An overfilled bladder may leak and this leads to wetting / urinary incontinence. Also the volume may put pressure on the kidney and may lead to kidney damage.
What may likely bring the man to hospital is acute urinary retention. He wakes up one day and he is not able to pass urine.

Everything I have described above is associated with prostate enlargement, technically called benign prostate hyperplasia.

There are other diseases of the prostate like:
1. Prostatitis – inflammation of the prostate
2. Prostate cancer – cancer of the prostate.

This discussion is on prostate enlargement.

I have bad news and good news.

The bad news is that everyman will have prostate enlargement if he lives long enough.
The good news is that there are life style changes that can help the man after 40 to maintain optimum prostate health.

Nutrition
Look at what you eat. 33% of all cancers, according to the US National Cancer Institute is related to what we eat.
Red meat everyday triples your chances of prostate disease. Milk everyday doubles your risk. Not taking fruits / vegetables daily quadruples your risk.

Tomatoes are very good for men. If that is the only thing your wife can present in the evening, eat it with joy. It has loads of lycopene. Lycopene is the most potent natural antioxidant.
Foods that are rich in zinc are also good for men. We recommend pumpkin seeds (ugbogulu).
Zinc is about the most essential element for male sexuality and fertility.

Men need more zinc than women. Every time a man ejaculates he loses 15mg of zinc. Zinc is also important for alcohol metabolism. Your liver needs zinc to metabolize alcohol.

ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION
As men begin to have urinary symptoms associated with prostate enlargement, it is important they look at alcohol consumption. More fluid in means more fluid out.

Drink less. Drink slowly.

EXERCISE
Exercise helps build the muscle tone. Every man should exercise. Men over 40 should avoid high impact exercise like jogging. It puts pressure on the knees. Cycling is bad news for the prostate. We recommend brisk walking.

SITTING
When we sit, two-third of our weight rests on the pelvic bones. Men who sit longer are more prone to prostate symptoms. Do not sit for long hours. Walk around as often as you can. Sit on comfortable chairs. We recommend a divided saddle chair if you must sit long hours.

DRESSING
Men should avoid tight underwear. It impacts circulation around the groin and heats it up a bit. While the physiological temperature is 37 degrees, the groin has an optimal temperature of about 33 degrees. Pant is a no - no for men. Wear boxers.  Wear breathable clothing.

SMOKING
Avoid smoking. It affects blood vessels and impact circulation around the groin.

SEX
Regular sex is good for the prostate.

Celibates are more prone to prostate illness. While celibacy is a moral decision, it is not a biological adaptation. Your prostate gland is designed to empty its contents regularly.

Thought: when someone shared something of value with you and benefit from it. You have a moral obligation to share it with others because someone in your friends list might be saved, Halleluyah!!!

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@ugotuf, location and dish size

I need 4metre dish to buy in Lagos, any seller indicate---Lagos or Sango-ota only

scofield76:
Manirbk, can I track bein sports package on es'hail/eutelsat 25b @25.5°e on 4metre dish in Lagos? If yes, what's d best tracking frequency?

still need answers to this

Manirbk, can I track bein sports package on es'hail/eutelsat 25b @25.5°e on 4metre dish in Lagos? If yes, what's d best tracking frequency?

scofield76:
Anyone in Lagos have either 3metre or 4metre fibre dish to sell notify me please

colbid4life@yahoo.com

Anyone in Lagos have either 3metre or 4metre fibre dish to sell notify me please

Which FTA will air the U-17 world cup?

[quote author=50emeka post=38328348][/quote]For Christ's sake, how come some people enjoy being insulted before doing the right thing? This same frequency has been displayed in the last 2pages more than 5times, yet some people will continue to ask for the same TP continuously.
Mr, it's not compulsory that everybody are FTA enthusiasts; if you cannot read and comprehend pay for the services of an installer...FUTURE GENERATION INDEED!!!

holoopheme:
4m dish for sale in lagos. Contact me on 08028777333

Why are you not picking your calls?

kingreen:
in fact if Yoruba decide today DAT Igbo must live Lagos no Jupiter can say no but we will do dat but the day d nemesis will take it will more than civil war

Mumu Shaataaappp! if Ur Fulani slave masters utter this statement I'd take them slightly serious not yorubas that only have the strength when it's Ten of them to One person. U guys talk the talk but when it's time for the real deal you are good at running away
COWARDS!!!

omonnakoda:
Am I God ask God why he did not give you sea? Don't quarrel with me ,quarrel with God

Germany must have a very big seaport to be Europe's economy capital....MuMu!