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ifyalways:
TOP SECRET,
am in love

With who?

It's a two way traffic. Guys and girls and guilty of it. Maybe guys do it more. I don't remember my own birthday. I had to hire my phone to do the job for me. On the flip side girls only remember birthdays, anniversary, shopping, shows, etc. They remember how old their last birthday gift is but don't remember how RED it made your account.

yimiton:
Ever listen to irritable by Beyonce?

I'm sorry is this a new song? I've not heard it before.
Jilting because turn of events forced you to when you really cherished the affair always leaves you with a tiny feeling of loss.
You just lost one. If things are no longer at ease in your relationship you can just fall apart. I mean you can just jilt to clean up the filth

Looks like somebody has been dreaming while sleep walking, maybe that's he walked over beautiful bridges. I think you need more sleeping pills by the time you wake up in 2050 Lagos would be capital of paradise. One the real though I dream with you.

The famous Iron Lady; Margaret Thatcher wasn't famous in such a barbaric manner. Well they said what a man can do a woman can do it even better or do it worse. Trust me no Naija man has tried this ignoble feat before. Eve must be Eve whether clothed or naked.

richlyrich:
No d guy needs a secret, I will give him one. Scopium, do You know m your biological father?

[size=13pt]Oh yes I know my biological father I also know that you are your little cousin's biological father. HAVE YOU TOLD HIM YET? Maybe it's too early.[/size]

finemocha:
for your infor im the lady who makes sure my cleavage is showing properly before i head out. y spend good money on those cleavage bras,

I'll LOVE to see you sista I can't use my imaginations anymore. I love the flesh I can't lie. I just want some ladies to be confident with what they choose good or bad

I hear that a time will come when seven women will run to a man begging to just answer his last name as his wives, but right now the woman are still very choosy. You hear stuff like I can never be second wife for anybody lai lai. Why didn't he see me first. Then the other group says I can't let my husband marry another wife, it will never happen. Whether you like it or nor not QUE SERA CERA! whatever will be will be. So guys and ladies what's your take on this?

Joey82:
any secret revealed is no longer a secret, it doesn't matter where but i feel the only reason why i keep somethings to myself is because they're strictly 4 me & nobody else. So i feel this diary should b closed because most secrets are not always on the positive u know .

Sometimes these secrets choke you to death revealing them is like a burden off your chest like the best thing since breath. Come on get some fresh air.

Yes everybody has secrets. The person with the least secrets has up to 10,000 of them, now I'm telling you authoritatively don't quote me. I have a couple of those. For instance way way back when I was small I almost had sex with my cousin. Imagine this to be your diary just tell me those secrets that dwell in darkest region of your mind. It could be anything.

If you know you got them goodies and you really want to flaunt it, if you know you got them goodies expose them confidently

finemocha:
BULL SHIT. when we are at the beach or at the pool we wear bikinis,so y should we be worried about showing a little cleavage in the club.

You are defiinitely not getting the point missy. I don't care if you are naked I said be confident. Don't go pulling up your low waist jeans to cover your crack, tugging on here and there to cover the supposed sexy clevages when the eyes burn hole on them. Please finemocha go naked I don't care just don't try to cover your body with tarpaulin when you see us approach.

omosexxxy:
I need strong Nigerian Guys that can keep the engine wet till i return back.

I know what you mean, you need fire marshal guy and if that's not enough wetness he'll then get drowned at the lagoon.
I think you should elaborate on how good and strong you are to keep the engine sound and also make the magic stick turn to steel pipe for a long time

It is not a Naija trait. Every other country does it. Sometimes when people won't let the angel in you voice out your opinion, they inadvertently give the demon in you all the room to operate and cursing or insults could be one of the easiest the mode of expression.

nice one right there

Now I've read about the boyfriend that steals to satisfy his girlfriend, that's freaking pathetic by my standard unless they are into some BIG million dollar hi-tech hoax, just kidding. What about the girls the dig from the collections of sugar daddies and then give the supposed boyfriend. Is the guy fortunate and for the girl is it the ultimate?

I did my NYSC in Rivers Sate. It was cool experience. I served in Ogoni land Gokana LGA. One ugly incident happened in the camp. A married woman was digging it out with a young fella on the parade ground one Sodom and Gomorrah night. Unfortunately during the hot pumping session the security guys rounded up on them and the porn actor and actress fled. The lady was so unfortunate to have fled forgetting her phone. The police took the phone, the next morning her husband called and the police poured out the entire escapade to him. You can't imagine how he felt. Well she got decamped rumours has it that she also got divorced. Just 3 weeks they can't keep the doors to their something closed. While on camp I overheard two married ladies (no they are not ladies they are bitches) saying "Just remove your wedding ring and enjoy yourself, you won't have this opportunity again". Can you imagine that. Like a dog let out the cage. It's so SHAMEFUL. How would anyone value such a woman. God forbid.

mishooo:
LOVE can never make you steal to satisfy. That is lust. Love can make you work harder and exceptionally but stealing ?? Hell NO. That aint love. Thats INFATUATION!!!

I disagree LOVE, LUST, INFACTUATION, or any fancy english you love to call it is unreasonably not reasonable for any creature to steal whether male or female to satisfy another creature. A thief is a thief. Ordinarily some people won't steal if their life went according to plan some are turned thief by association or situation. This kind of people are psychologically weak they can't control the play of reality and solutions at their disposal. Any I'll rather let the girl know about my financial might than STEAL.

mishooo:
LOVE can never make you steal to satisfy. That is lust. Love can make you work harder and exceptionally but stealing ?? Hell NO. That aint love. Thats INFATUATION!!!

I disagree LOVE, LUST, INFACTUATION, or any fancy english you love to call it is unreasonably not reasonable for any creature to steal whether male or female to satisfy another creature. A thief is a thief. Ordinarily some people won't steal if their life went according to plan some are turned thief by association or situation. This kind of people are psychologically weak they can't control the play of reality and solutions at their disposal. Any I'll rather let the girl know about my financial might than STEAL.

I used to like the thing but because of this diabolical version I've gotten hooked with the strong stereotyping that all waist bead wearers are someTHING to be avoided

@ yimiton

Can you please put down your own perfect falling in love sign for 36 year old
Booyah!

@ na wa

Have you come looking for the lost one?

I have this colleague at my workplace, a brown skin chick . She cool , we cool . She disturbs me a lot and then turn around to accuse me of the same thing. She'll give me a sour tasting candy and tell me it's an act of love, I ask for a glass of cold water she brings hot water, pronounces my name like she got lollypop in her mouth, etc. She gives crowns every crime with a nutty look. She's a member here. What do you think of this behaviour.

I'm looking for a woonderful girl I once crossed my path back in 98/99. I'm looking her company that i enjoyed so much though I had little of it and I never expressed my feelings to her. I'm looking for that 'she' I attended a JAMB preparatory class with at 23 road C Close FESTAC. I'm looking for soft spoken and charming Boye. Unfortunately I don't know her last name. Back then I was known as FREAKAZOID. I remember other people like Uche, Sunday, Alice, Bunmi, etc. If you see her please holla at me.

Yet another high school shooting. A 14-year-old suspended student opened fire in his downtown high school Wednesday 10/10/07, wounding four people as terrified schoolmates hid in closets and bathrooms and huddled under laboratory desks. He then killed himself. What is wrong with young fingers and gun triggers? Thank God nobody got killed. I think Naija high schools safe haven. Or am I wrong?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071011/ap_on_re_us/school_shooting

2 Stehpanay

You sound like you are definitely not one of them. Is that the case?

Are you joking? I mean you gotta be joking to call that a joke. I saw your venom on my post, I made a mistake

I'm looking for a trustworthy stockbroker who can handle my portfolio professionally at least to the point I can sleep with my eyes closed knowing that my investment is in safe hands.

If I have one wish I'll turn all lunatic fantic football fans into mp3 songs so that I'll have many songs to play and less noisy and non-directional purposeless arguments. I like the game so much that I watch when there's no important thing to do. I like sports like basketball, volleyball, swimming, etc.