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Jokes EtcRe: Executive Blunder by Scopium: 10:58am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]LOL[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Scopium: 10:56am On Sep 22, 2008
chioya:
but wait a minute undecided undecided,gaby is a SHE. angry
[size=13pt]That was before this thread surfaced[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 10:39am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Frivolous is ok grin grin Let's say I've been most of the above at one point in time grin grin[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 10:35am On Sep 22, 2008
chioya:
hum
*looks at cbase while he pees* undecided

i have to create a new category, maybe roller coster lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
[size=13pt]Are you sure it was while he was peeing or while he was penetrating? lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Beer Effect by Scopium: 10:33am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]The Argue Over Nothing part is very very very true[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 10:27am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Thirded[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Rated 18 by Scopium: 10:26am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Good job Clem[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Farty Gabry History by Scopium(op): 10:25am On Sep 22, 2008
gabrywyl:
Is your kiss sincere or not?  undecided
[size=13pt]My ki kiss kiss es are sincere. Is your shudder from my kisses sincere or not?[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Money Pass Life? by Scopium: 9:33am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Eziokwu means True[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Zain Is Really Frustrating. by Scopium: 9:25am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]This happens to be the joke section and not the zain section[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Farty Gabry History by Scopium(op): 9:25am On Sep 22, 2008
gabrywyl:
are you mocking all of us? angry
[size=13pt]Are you mocking my kisses? undecided[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Farty Gabry History by Scopium(op): 9:13am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Even the people from your dating site are pweety let alone you. kiss kiss[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Can you share briefly your favourite "mugun" experience? by Scopium: 9:02am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Mugun means fart tongue tongue[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Why Gabrywyl Farts Always by Scopium: 8:57am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Gab is now a fart celebrity.[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: . by Scopium: 8:56am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Did you hear that I'm single?[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: A Drink by Scopium: 8:53am On Sep 22, 2008
gabrywyl:
Who's profile be that now. . . . . huh and don't you dare say anything sarcastic ohhh. . .  undecided
[size=13pt]You dey fear fear?  grin grin grin grin grin Oh yea women of little big faith fart[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Updated Passport Pictures Of Our Fellow Nairalanders by Scopium: 8:48am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]You go loose am pata pata for life cheesy cheesy[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Wrong Person by Scopium: 8:47am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]I thought it was just me. undecided[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Why Wedding Dresses Are White: by Scopium: 8:47am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Ok. So wives and mothers are house appliances?[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Good Old Days by Scopium: 8:29am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Howdy Clem?[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: What If Your Boss Did This To You? by Scopium: 7:59am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Grandma no be small.

@ Gab
Asides taking their pictures, you also keep tabs on their work life.[/size]
PoliticsRe: How Do You Like Da Naija Police? by Scopium(op): 7:57am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]@ Uzo
you really got love for them roger boys[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Good Old Days by Scopium: 7:51am On Sep 22, 2008
gabrywyl:
mykali's stail breath. . .
[size=13pt]What did you say is smelling? Shifting blame abi?[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Money Pass Life? by Scopium: 7:49am On Sep 22, 2008
gabrywyl:
Ahhhh Ahhh. . . No way. . . . I am not into that stuff yet. pele ohhh
[size=13pt]Eziokwu![/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Rated 18 by Scopium: 7:46am On Sep 22, 2008
tammyswits:
One more fart and al block someone's anus with a tennis ball!!! And am very serious!
[size=13pt]Not just someone, just say her name.[/size]
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by Scopium: 7:45am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Ara[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 7:43am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]This is really funny grin grin grin Now where do I belong? undecided undecided undecided[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Corporate Lingo by Scopium: 7:37am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Coooooool smiley smiley[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Get Down Before She Sh1ts On You by Scopium(op): 7:34am On Sep 22, 2008
gabrywyl:
Since when did I fart?
[size=13pt]Since you were born[/size]
Jokes EtcGet Down Before She Sh1ts On You by Scopium(op): 3:02pm On Sep 20, 2008
[size=13pt]Scopium has an unusual date with Gabry for the evening. Gabry went over to Scopium's place from there, they'll head to the movies. Scopium wasn't ready yet, so she has to sit in the living room with his parents.
Gabry naturally has a bad case of gas and always really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to her. She decides that she can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
She farts, and Scopium yells, "Spot, get down from there."

Then Gabry thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." She releases another fart, and Scopium again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the Scopium yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before she sh1ts on you."[/size]
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by Scopium: 2:53pm On Sep 20, 2008
[size=13pt]Grassroot[/size]

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