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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley, Gbadamosi And Wife Granted Bail; To Be Arraigned In Court Today by SCORPION1902: 10:11am On Apr 08, 2020
Marlians will soon wear belts

Health / Re: Man Slumps, Dies While Buying Foodstuffs In Delta by SCORPION1902: 9:22am On Apr 08, 2020
Fellow Nigerians,

Let's sing this song together :

Some have FOOD but cannot EAT,
Some can EAT but have no FOOD,

We have food(eba) and we can EAT,

Glory be to God Amen.


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Politics / Re: Obiano Commences The Distribution Of Rice To 181 Communities In Anambra (Photos) by SCORPION1902: 9:00am On Apr 08, 2020
Audio distribution.

Amaka whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Career / Re: Police Officer Demoted For Assaulting Medical Doctor In Akwa Ibom by SCORPION1902: 4:11pm On Apr 05, 2020
.serves him right.


It seems like Nwaimkpe is selling cocaine in Mexico.

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells. Help! by SCORPION1902: 6:15pm On Apr 04, 2020
She is suffering from VG (bacterium viginosis)

FLAGYL will take care of that.

And she should stop taking yorghort.

Thank me latter
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Rivers State Border Closure In Pictures by SCORPION1902: 9:07pm On Mar 28, 2020
Religion / Re: Pastor Stopped From Conducting Naming Ceremony In Ondo Over Coronavirus by SCORPION1902: 2:36pm On Mar 27, 2020
Nothing dey happen,
Nobody fit near me,
I go kill person Wey wan arrest me.

That's how the YELLOWBAS boast when in real sense,

Na dem dey fear pass.



Politics / Re: Stay At Home But We See NEPA Still Cutting Light by SCORPION1902: 1:41pm On Mar 27, 2020
Kill on sight.
That's my slogan for NEPA officials.

Where is Nwaimkpe? grin grin
Health / Re: Covid-19: Lagos University Teaching Hospital Sends Away Man Who Tested Positive by SCORPION1902: 1:39pm On Mar 27, 2020
9ja, which way?

Where is Nwaimkpe? grin grin

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Health / Re: CORONAVIRUS : Some Countries Are Paying Amount Its Citizens To Stay At Home!!! by SCORPION1902: 1:38pm On Mar 27, 2020
What about our dear country Nigeria?

Where is Nwaimkpe? grin grin

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Crime / Re: Aboki Washes Mango With Dirty Drainage Water by SCORPION1902: 1:35pm On Mar 27, 2020
NORTHERNERS are so dirty.

Where is Nwaimkpe?
Health / Re: Six Coronavirus Patients Recover In Lagos, Set To Be Discharged by SCORPION1902: 1:34pm On Mar 27, 2020
Where is Nwaimkpe?
Health / Re: Nigeria's Vice President, Osinbajo, In Self-isolation Over Coronavirus by SCORPION1902: 1:33pm On Mar 27, 2020

I hope that nothing will happen to our tradermoni Vp

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Nairaland / General / Re: UK PM Boris Johnson Tests Positive For Coronavirus (video) by SCORPION1902: 1:32pm On Mar 27, 2020
Sorry man. Cheer up.
Family / Re: Affordable Hand Sanitizers For Sell by SCORPION1902: 1:31pm On Mar 27, 2020
Made in Aba grin
Sports / Re: Members Of The National Assembly Distribute Exotic Cars by SCORPION1902: 1:30pm On Mar 27, 2020
Idiotic fellows

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Celebrities / Re: Daily Songs Of Hope And Faith 27/03/2020 When You Believe- Whitney And Mariah by SCORPION1902: 1:30pm On Mar 27, 2020
Two legends
Health / Re: How To Use Your Face Masks Correctly.(coronavirus) by SCORPION1902: 1:29pm On Mar 27, 2020
FTC again

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Travel / Re: Black Friday At Kwata Junction,where A Shuttle Was Hit By Trailer by SCORPION1902: 1:28pm On Mar 27, 2020

What a pleasure
Crime / Re: 8 Men Chase 4 Cows To Death In Osun State, Land In Court by SCORPION1902: 12:10pm On Mar 27, 2020
Nigeria is the only country that values cows more than humans.

The same way afonjas value skull mining and also the same way Igbos love money rituals. grin grin

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Business / Re: Coronavirus: Stanbic IBTC Bank To Operate Skeletal Services by SCORPION1902: 1:41pm On Mar 24, 2020
Corona virus is currently smiling at Abba Kyari.

Smiling this way grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Education / Re: University Of Abuja Suspends The 24 Students Arrested During Cult Initiation by SCORPION1902: 9:00pm On Mar 21, 2020
Cultism is the way out.

I believe in cultism

I also believe that if you wanna die young.


Join cult


Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Court Rejects Total Border Shutdown Request by SCORPION1902: 8:21pm On Mar 20, 2020
Useless court.

Table tennis court!



Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Wants To Send Cash To Americans Suffering Financially From Coronavirus by SCORPION1902: 6:34am On Mar 18, 2020
That's a president.

Not that old Fulani man who calls himself FRESIDENT.

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Calls For Fuel Price Reduction, Stamp Duty Suspension by SCORPION1902: 6:28am On Mar 18, 2020
Atiku should go and sleep.

Even if petrol is sold at 750 naira per letter,
We will still buy it.


Celebrities / Re: Omashola's AMVCA 2020 Skull Dress Against Coronavirus Got People Talking (photos by SCORPION1902: 8:55am On Mar 15, 2020
There is no SENSE in this NONSENSE that I'm currently seeing.


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Politics / Re: Why I Won’t Abandon Sanusi – El-Rufai by SCORPION1902: 8:51am On Mar 14, 2020

True friendship is essential.
Loyalty is paramount but having a conscience is everything.

Sometimes we have to do things even if it makes you appear to stand on the other side just because we have a conscience and because as humans, the only things we owe our fellow humans is loyalty and an unwavering support to them being treated fairly.

Sanusi's unfortunate and very humiliating travail has been exposed by the media. Without them, there might have been no outrage to this humiliation.
He owes his victory and freedom to the Press.

They were steadfast to the reporting of his injustices.
They've even overflogged it because the topic on the lips of virtually every Southerner in Nigeria is either Sanusi or the COVID-19 and this is because that is what the press wants them to hear.

When will the press talk about the recent massacres in Ebonyi state by herdsmen?
Those victims and their families have suffered even worse than Sanusi.
Sanusi lost his throne...these folks have lost their existence.

Because what is good for the Goose is also good for Vulture.

I hereby refuse to be bothered by the banishment of a Hausa King, because if it happened to mine. I can bet on my scruffy pubic hairs that no one in the North will even discuss it let alone losee sleep over it.

Nwaimkpe is backoooooooo

Let's buckle our seatbelt and enjoy his comments

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Education / Re: Coronavirus: Nnamdi Azikiwe University Starts Production Of Hand Sanitizers by SCORPION1902: 8:03pm On Mar 12, 2020
Common hand sanitizers that primary school pupils will produce without stress.

undecided undecided



Education / Re: Strike: FG, ASUU In Crucial Meeting by SCORPION1902: 7:53pm On Mar 12, 2020


ask Amaikpe and Mannabbgrills.


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