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Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 4:09pm On Dec 24, 2012
Brightcheesycheesy
No comment.
Teeo..how far? How your side?
SOM,those ur armscheesycheesy. Shey dey are behavin themselves now?grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: MTW: RIP Robin Van Persie (1983-2012) by Screwface(m): 1:09pm On Dec 24, 2012
And when some of una no progress for life again now,una go say na one witch wey dey una fada house for villa.
You would wish someone dead because he left for greener pastures and future? A better pay,and a highly improved chances of winning a silverware. Biko what is bad in what he did o?

Shey if u have the same offer as he did,you won't jump boats?
Mukinatu,if Naijapals approached you now to be their super Mod,with an outstanding salary package and working conditions,shey u won't leave Seun's Nairaland ni?
U guys dn't seize to amaze me sha. Bunch of loosers!!!
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:19am On Dec 24, 2012
gringrin SOM and Bright. Forget my ever increasin bulge jare. This cold weather up north no favor me at all.
Can't wait to return back to Ado jare. Ondo i meant.cheesycheesy
Sappire: i love you pass. I seem to be the only one u ignore in this section.
Biko,what i do nah?
Romance › Re: World's Tallest Teen Finds Love by Screwface(m): 12:36am On Dec 24, 2012
An inche taller than Peter Crouch?
Never imagined that bloke could be this tall.
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 8:43pm On Dec 20, 2012
StateOfMind: Mrs Screwface Osewa lipsrsealed kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Hehehehehehe.
See dis sturborn girl o.
SOM! Weldone
Politics › Re: Gov Yakowa's Helicopter Shot. by Screwface(m): 10:45am On Dec 18, 2012
What I imagined:

Shortly before the crash.

Pilot: (Alarmed and confused) My control panels are not responding. (Almost panicked). The breaks are jammed.

Azziz: (Very calmed,despite the situation) What's going on,pilot?

Pilot: Am loosing control. (Repeating the words over and over again)..am lossing control of this bird.

5 seconds later...

Yakowa: (first words since the ordeal began) May God have mercy on my soul.

Silence..
The chopper's blade sliced thru the air
They were still alive..
The pilot still held on to he control,in a last but frantic attempt to arrest the situation
The chopper was nose diving already..
They knew their fate already..but the were still alive..
Then the Pilot saw it..he saw what the others didn't..
It was a false hope

Pilot: Allahu Akbar...

Yeah..God is indeed great.

They closed their eyes..and embraced their fate

***
RIP
Romance › Re: ~Mr Nairaland - Grand FINALE~ by Screwface(m): 11:04am On Dec 14, 2012
Casting my One and Only vote to Lalaosky.
Hope it's not too late?
Goodluck dude.
Politics › Re: VP Sambo Hurriedly Leaves His Daughters' Wedding Cremony In Kaduna by Screwface(m): 6:42am On Dec 14, 2012
I think it has to do with diffrent "Sect and their followers" here.
There about 70 sects in Islam (I stand to be corrected please),and i think each one has sometin perculiar about it's believe.
Good thing the VP left there..because those guys no mind sha!


I'v lived amongts Muslims all my life,i know what i wrote up there.
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:19am On Dec 14, 2012
Lol@Bright and SOM..how r u girls?
Yup..am kogi. All my 5 names are yoruba names sef,but am not yoruba o. We have our dialet and our people and our food and our culture and our dressings and our women and our unmentionalbescheesy
That reminds me..SOM,on that offer,it'd be a dream come truecheesy
Ehen..i dreamt i and Alos got married fa..just this night o.
Dnt know if i shd be happy sefgringrin
I am sha!
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 8:24pm On Dec 12, 2012
Biko,who's dis man Teeo ran away with??
SOM,dos picx u have in ur diary,u got them from a fast food ni?
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 5:08pm On Dec 12, 2012
SOMcheesycheesycheesy
I'l comment only on the foto..nothing else.
Lookin at that plate has given me sore throat already.
Biko,bring it down already
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:25am On Dec 12, 2012
Sapphiredamsel: Na lie. You wish
Wetin be lie? Say she dey enjoi my voice or say my voice no dey enjoyable??cheesycheesy
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:23am On Dec 12, 2012
teeo: i have sent u like 2 pm's and u cldnt even reply. Am vexing with u like seriously. Haba, is it because i dont have a womanliness. grin
Bro,i swear,i was goin2 talk/text/reply u.
I dnt know how that damn thing works! I'v clicked on reply,forward,resend and all that. But it doesn't seem to work.
Sup?
If u r in touch wf Alos,i dnt mind u sending ur contact,or collecting mine from her.
Hope u r gud??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by Screwface(m): 4:40pm On Dec 09, 2012
Robin Van Persie did it on them!
He did it on themcheesycheesycheesycheesygrincheesy

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