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this broda needs a help from fellow nl. if u are lighter in weight and don't see it as a problem, good for you. @op, first question, is ur father or any relative bigger than you at this age? secondly have u bn to d hospital to check urself? worms can b funny, eating up all d energy you might have taken in, leaving notin for u. so ensure u are healthy before you think of adding weight.

sex, sexy and ---

this is just the begining. by 2015, Nelson Mandella will cast his vote for the winning party.

Passing Shot: I shake my head for the level of ignorance exhibited on this forum. Equating food poisoning to poison!

you think you knw abi, ok tell us what food poisoning is. if you rightly do, as you think you can, will assume u went to school.

goalllllllll borini scores again. chelshit in trouble

are u 11? walk up to d guy nd kiss him b4 these sharp nairaland gals snatch him from u.

[quote author=amichaelz]See what a Girl Posted just now!

Can you imagine? I cant believe this. He deleted me from him BBM, can't reach him on his phone, he moved out from his house, removed me from his friends on facebook, blocked me on whatsapp just because i gave him the list of things i want for christmas.
1, Brazilian hair 120k,
2, Gucci bag 350k,
3, Louis vitton wallet 80k,
4, DKNY wrist watch 70k,
5, Prada shoes 140k,
6, Aldo sandals 30k,
7, A Tecno phantom 120k.

Please friends I only asked for seven items o! Did I ask for much?

You did not ask for too much. did u present urself to d guy as someone who is worth all these or ur just some gold digger?? pls upload ur pix let's see if u are worth a million bucks.

A sure thing for Nigeria to qualify. but if we take another stupid Aboki nd useless Aiyegbeni, well nothing for use.

finally d gals in d house are happy. one gud reason why they shd remain single until they reach menopause hoping for mr rich

these women are so arrogant. @ opt, if u ever met one, u wont b asking this question. A few of them that get married dont have respect for their husbands anymore. imagine the man bathing the children in d morning [the wife came back home late cos of a meeting ], the husband having to go pickup the children from school because she cant make it.
If u ever date a single successful woman, u are in soup. nothing matters to her if not her success. u will have to write application before u kiss her. should u attempt kissing her without her approval, u go her grammar die. the day u want the koko, oboi u will buy roses, burn candles nd play music throughout the night. if by chance she gets an Email from d office during that period, all u labour for goes for nothing cos she needs to work.
My dear friend, there is no place for marriage in their lives.

why didn't keshi invite iheanacho for this match

creepsy@me:
good talk! e no kuku resemble commander!

Yes when Shekau has bitten him to being d commander-in - chief Federal republic of BH in Nigeria

happy birthday bba ash of the year 2013

sanb: I think you're now generalizing with the word "every typical Nigerian gal" which ain't right.....you don't know every typical Nigerian girl...hence, you can't conclude that "ALL" will fall for the Ops analysis.....

The fact still remains dsame. we are men, we alone can tell u hw cheap or expensive a nigerian gal is. come to d streets of lag, abj, or port nd c for urself.

[quote author=sanb]@Op; interesting points; but I'll analyse your post below as follows;

1) Make it big!

Note that if the girl herself has made it big and has the spending power; then don’t be surprised if she’s not attracted to you….

2) Make a name for yourself

If the girl already has a name and is well known, then that might not work…..

3) Dress right and tight

It doesn't have to be high class all the time but as long as you look presentable then that'll be okay...

4) The Magic Word

If the girl has her cash already, using your cash to entice her won’t make any difference to her…..

5) Make her to feel envied by her female folk

If she is rich, then buying her an expensive item which she could afford her self won’t score you any points…..

It’s good you didn't mention 100%; and as you mentioned only 95%, that means that there're still 5% left that won’t fall for this trick of getting her number just simply cos you bought her an expensive gift…..

Finally, my advice will be that you don’t use money as the number one item when you encounter a lady; especially if she’s rich already. Just be your natural self and don’t try to pretend cos women can smell pretense from afar…..

my dear, every typical nigerian gal will fall for any or all of d above points. what u are referring to is atypical nigerian gal which is rare if not absent.