Being chyked or smootching

Hah! Mummy and daddy are chatting o. Time to walk out of the room. *covers ears n vamooses from the room*

Blackeard: 1.Food
2.Money
3.Sleep

so so on point

Mr Troll: O boy see virgins everywhere o!

If you don fuq serious fuq u no go de yarn this dust.

A close second would be peeing after holding for a looong time. Chai! Almost like ejacu.lation

Food ke? Playing game ke?

Y'all should tell me why the Indecency industry is so huge?

u are so real bro!

Sex is nonsense. Sex is ONLY for married couples who are true saints of God. Do you know the true meaning of Holy Matrimony. We are not legally permitted to have sex outside TRUE Holy Matrimony. Outside this, sex is a weapon of mass destruction. Sex is a WMD. If you look into the spiritual realm, you will understand that sex is rubbish. I prefer the Godly things, my fufu and egusi, my internet, my GoTV and visiting the few friends I have. If you know the true meaning of what sex is and the damage it has brought on mankind, you will run from it rather than access it. Sex is volatile, sex is like nuclear power. Sex is a force of life and it is mans contribution to the life giving process that God is involved in. If you give this force to God, it will bring a blessing to your life but if you give this force to Lucy womanliness a.k.a lucima and his girlfriend queenette de costette, it will surely destroy you. Do you know why sex sells today? Its up to you to sex or stay out of that nonsense called sex. I prefer my fufu to sex.

Reading the bible

For me....programming..


Learning and expanding knowledge..


The time n energy wasted f@uckin a bi#tch can be used debugging code and learning new things...

For me sex is a distraction... My focus is to write awesome code for my clients and enjoy every bit of it...

Programming is d new sex

Sometimes.........reading
Most of the time............nothing.

Watching my Chelsea play
Playing HD games
FOOD

Uchiha Madara: Well if I wanted sex it would be easy with my sharingan, casting a Tysokomi Genjutsu on the females, but what is the point?

I would much rather invade Konoha, that is more enjoyable.

*draws him close and feels his forehead with the back of my hand, then turns him around smacks his bum and says* get to your room son adults are conversing

Blackeard:
Yup he asked for the things that are more "enjoyable" than sex. Tell me, have u ever slept on a water bed? No?..have u ever received a credit alert on ur mobile fone "One million has been paid into ur account? Yh?..have u ever, ever eaten a delicacy so nice u wished u were food? No? I tell u, things things are more enjoyable than sex

. Blackeard, I luv u dear, very insightful

Listening to great Jazz music + some good palmwine.

Oh i nearly forgot - doing a 200km+ per hour on German Autobahn .... in a BMW!

rhowly:
*draws him close and feels his forehead with the back of my hand, then turns him around smacks his bum and says* get to your room son adults are conversing

How dare you speak that way to me, UCHIHA MADARA!

You are the kid here, I once again am UCHIHA MADARA, learn to respect your elders.

Don't let me cast an eternal genjutsu on you that will have you spending the rest of your days believing you are a 10 year old girl.

うちはマダラ うちはマダラ

Madara out!

MarvellousGod: Soooo many things jare, why is sex so overrated sef
BEING AT PEACE WITH GOD
REST OF MIND
HAPPINESS
READING INTERESTING BOOKS
STAYING/GOING OUT WITH LOVED ONES
MONEY
PEACE
HAPPY FAMILY
CHICKEN/SUYA WITH HOLLANDIAN YOUGHURT/SMIRNOFF
WATCHING MOVIES/PLAYING GAMES
NICE FOOD
SLEEP
PARTIES
Eeeeeettttttccccc....I can go on and on..stop giving unnecessary attention to sex

. Wonderful dear, u hit d nail @d head

As for me there's nothing especially when its not random stranger sex but the one you love and cherish, even the pre-intimacy has nothing better.

1..Praising God
2..Playing FIFA
3..My hubbies
4..Engaging one's self in handiwork(arts and crafts or Music)
5..Sleep
6..Acquiring more knowledge and Studying hard
7..Chilling with friends in Christ
8..Watching movies
9..Eating.....my list goes on and on....so many things to do to keep my mind off the forbidden fruit..But then again SEX might turn out enjoyable too when I'm confined in the Holy institution of marriage..

Jah Bless.

Augustinaz: Sex is nonsense. Sex is ONLY for married couples who are true saints of God. Do you know the true meaning of Holy Matrimony. We are not legally permitted to have sex outside TRUE Holy Matrimony. Outside this, sex is a weapon of mass destruction. Sex is a WMD. If you look into the spiritual realm, you will understand that sex is rubbish. I prefer the Godly things, my fufu and egusi, my internet, my GoTV and visiting the few friends I have. If you know the true meaning of what sex is and the damage it has brought on mankind, you will run from it rather than access it. Sex is volatile, sex is like nuclear power. Sex is a force of life and it is mans contribution to the life giving process that God is involved in. If you give this force to God, it will bring a blessing to your life but if you give this force to Lucy womanliness a.k.a lucima and his girlfriend queenette de costette, it will surely destroy you. Do you know why sex sells today? Its up to you to sex or stay out of that nonsense called sex. I prefer my fufu to sex.

...I c,so r u a virgin?

Living a Godly life
Having fun wit love ones
travelling around d world
dis means MONEY

Absolutely nothing...

all dose okobo guyz. . .cnt stop laughing. . .dem dey burst ya blood sister toto day and night. . .ur junior sisterz sev dn knack akpako unlimited. . .u dey here dey hype ursev. . .
When u get married in future. . .ask ur wife who disvirgin her and what year. . .cuz u wil neva see a virgin girl. . .even jehovah witness dey chop magic stick. . .one just commot nw. . .okobo oloko kekere

****

Having a good pee after you have held it for long... Nothing is as enjoyable and relieving as such! Hahahahaha

A.jeez:
Nothing.
the only thing close enough would be driving a ferari above 80km/hr on a carlifonian interstate road close to the beach with the hatch open and you can feel the ocean breeze on your skin, and then right on the passenger seat is a beautiful blonde with the hair of that danish prime minister( dat got obama flirting), and the face of beyonce and with the body of kim kardashian, and you know in a few minutes time, you gonna be humping her

. Hahaha, smart one there

sex, sexy and ---

Blazing my herb early inna d cold morning while sitting outside my room,
Watchinh Arsenal win this season
Well I find the urge fi sex a bitter experience cos after Ivery thing done, there is a feeling of guilt

Everything

The question is like asking who is a better footballer out of Mikel Obi and Enyeama? They do different things.

Sex is something else on its own level of unique enjoyment that can NOT be compared while other things too are enjoyable in their own unique ways.

But I was thinking the OP was referring to other intimacy related things that are preferred to sex; probably like oral, fore-play, kissing, a.nal etc...

WEED too get level

Mars chocolate
Hot Suya
Pizza
Vanilla icecream
Sugarcane honey
Catfish peppersoup
Fried tilapia

don't get me wrong,this guy really inspired me getting back on the bitch that once cheated on you....am gonna try that sometime,sex is tiring
sometimes after booking an appointment with a girl after thinking about the whole thing I cancel it,spending time with loved ones is better

texanomaly:

I've slept on a water bed.

Or you peed on the bed and perhaps didn't know