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Woke up one morning baldheaded?

Please Rick inside corbin kitchens

C R E A m

Start swinging like George of the jungle

You woke up one morning and find yourself sleeping naked outside?

Please Acknowledege Sarah Turner answer.

F I G H t

NO cause he is daydreamin about serena williams

I be from the country that borders guinea on the north,ivory coast on the east and seirra leone on the west.

Can u guess that country?

Scream till my lungs get soar

The world is comming to an end?

Why dont U cover their face when in action?

gabrywyl:
my dear. Theres no such thign a s a waterfall in Kuala Lumpur ooo

U mena you have not seen the waterfall?

U are not a real malaysian girl!!

I will lock myself in a room

You wake up one morning and find out that you weight 500 pounds?

I dont understand pidgin.Do U think I am from nigeria?

Tall

Stilletos vs Flats

wanna be supermodel

I will pass him over to Gabby

If u woke up one morning and find yourself in Heaven?

@Raymond

You gotta be one of the funniest dude on nairaland!

You crack me up!!

Why the Bleep do u care what your sister think about your wife and why the Bleep do your wife care about what your sister think of her?

Yall both need to live your life and be happy!!

Your nosey pokey sister should mind her damn business.

9jaganja:
Hahahaha. Why Venus? too hot abeg!! Maybe that's why we men are hot headed.

I've been out with AA women alot and I want to do it again but I'm engaged to a Jamaican. She got the love locked down(singing Kanye's song)! One of my best friend is AA and she's hot (while my girl is at melting point ). My outlook on women is general so I don't really have any different view on a women based on nationality or so. But like Dave Chapel said: I don't generalize but I do percentages. 80% of women are too demanding and are not so tolerant. !!! But I somehow wish a woman will rule the world though cause they have the coolest of hearts and are not really evil as men are. (except for 10%).

~~~LMAO~~~

gabrywyl:
That be pirated ooo. . . If you come to malaysia go ask for fufu soup, they will thought you dey call their dog's name

You can find it in the city of Kuala Lumpur.Right Next to the mall,opposite the waterfall.~~That is where me and my malaysian friends hang out~~.

You are welcome to hang out with us any day!!

aye I be Malaysion/Liberian Girl~~~NOT American~~!!

I am Malaysion from the city of Kuala Lumpur.~~I speak Malay also

My favorite dish is Penang Rojak mix with FuFu and Soup~~Welcome to the world of a malaysian girl.

lmao~~ :d

Why Your nose open so wide now?

Edwin Davis Gives Alice Roses

R O S E S

Can Pigs fly?

Should I wear Pink to my great aunty funeral?

Yes

Will you clean my bathroom for me?

precious68:
I caught my wife having an affair and when I questioned her the father sent to have her taken away and me beaten by thugs.Is this fair?

**~~I am sorry but I just have to laugh~~**

olanajim:
Well BOSS, I have a principle when it come to nairaland. I don't just post anywhere. I don't even read everything. But I found that thread ridiculous. The poster and the supporters are saying something like : EVERY BODY THAT COME FROM NIGERIA IS STUPID. AND THE FORGET THEY HAVE NIGERIAN ROOTS! In short, the poster and the supporters are telling us they are from hell.

She is referring to another topic!!

[quote author=Sammy107_d link=topic=218078.msg3337198#msg3337198 date=1231908426]that'll be 'no gari dey here sef' in nig pidgin[/quote]Haha!!~~Thats COOL!!

RIP to her!!

Cain Anderson Seduced Emory Sister

B R E A K

Ju Ju master

The same thing happen to my aunty house in Liberia. Thank God no one die!!

RIP To those who left us!!