₦airaland Forum

OneNaija:
My Friend told me yesterday at the club While Drinking 2 Bottle of Star. He told me His travel to Sixteen African Country in 4 Hours. Charlie I can’t stop Laughing when he said that. Me don high finish self. As soon As He mention He travel to Sixteen African Country in 4 Hours My Eye Clear Instant. Can it be Possible to Travel to Sixteen African Country in 4 Hours even with Private Jet?

Beaf:
Kenya is not fighting a war and their election trouble didn't last long.

sistawoman:
I stand in the group that says if he cheats he can stay with her.

If he is stupid enough to give up his 80 for her 20 then go be with her, i dont want him back.

xoxoxo:
Just saying I don't like it but I can live without it, . .after all it's just an internet name.

@topic

Washington Redskin Player (I googled that info)

xoxoxo:
The sitcom girlfriends

Sam Milla:
When husbands become unfaithful most wives find it very hard to stomach such betrayal. They go to any length to restore their homes which they guide so jealously. So, what solution would you proffer to a girl friend that snatches your husband?

Would you just watch and let her take away what rightly belongs to you so there would be peace? Or would you fight her with everything within your reach? Or would you rather pay her off, if only she can name the price? Well, if you are caught in this web, what would you do?

Snatches my husband He is a grown man.He choose to leave with her. If he wanna leave with her, so be it.I am not gonna fight over someone that leaves with another woman.

strangleyo:
1. Somalia (0)
2. Zimbabwe (+1)
3. Sudan (-1)
4. Chad (0)
5. Democratic Republic of the Congo (+1)
6. Iraq (-1)
7. Afghanistan (0)
8. Central African Republic (+2)
9. Guinea (+2)
10. Pakistan (-1)
11. Côte d'Ivoire (-3)
12. Haiti (+2)
13. Burma/Myanmar(0)
14. Kenya (+12)
15. Nigeria (+3)

Countries "less failed" than Nigeria.

16. Ethiopia (0)
17. North Korea (-2)
18. Yemen (+3)
19. Bangladesh (-7)
20. Timor-Leste (+5)


You know what really hurts? REALITY!

I can understand Haiti but why is KENYA on that list

chinesedoll:
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.

At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.


At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?


At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.


At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.


Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.


Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.


In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

tpiah:
indeed!


Personally, I would find it[b] very[/b] embarassing to say nothing good has come out of Africa either in literature or elsewhere, since 1960. Any enquiring outsider would wonder if there's something intrinsically wrong with the nature of the person or persons making that claim.