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Romance / Re: Romance Crusade Presents "Every Stupiditie In My Blood Must Die" by obiorathesubtle: 11:56am On Dec 23, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
prayer session begins ~~~ "we need to pray for our so called brothers and sisters"

Interpreters follow ( misspicy, sickstars, viickerz , with our igbo broda - Obiorathesubtle)
beko.. Ka anyi niile di isi ike kpe ekpere ka o di umunne anyi mma.


Ndi na agbanwe asusu.. misspicy, sickstars, viickerz, na nwanne anyi nwoke bu onye Igbo obiorathesubtle.
Romance / Re: Romance Crusade Presents "Every Stupiditie In My Blood Must Die" by Nobody: 11:55am On Dec 23, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
prayer session begins ~~~ "we need to pray for our so called brothers and sisters"

Interpreters follow ( misspicy, sickstars, viickerz , with our igbo broda - Obiorathesubtle)

Them talk say make una use vex use insult use slap wound comot ur brothers and sisters

If wetin una do no work

Make una carry ak47 dem go comot

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Romance / Re: Romance Crusade Presents "Every Stupiditie In My Blood Must Die" by donTbone(m): 11:47am On Dec 23, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
prayer session begins ~~~ "we need to pray for our so called brothers and sisters"

Interpreters follow ( misspicy, sickstars, viickerz , with our igbo broda - Obiorathesubtle)
Akoko adura bere bayii... A ni lati gbadua fun awon arakunrin ati arabinrin wa
( misspicy, sickstars, viickerz , with our igbo broda - Obiorathesubtle)
Romance / Re: Romance Crusade Presents "Every Stupiditie In My Blood Must Die" by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:46am On Dec 23, 2015
prayer session begins ~~~ "we need to pray for our so called brothers and sisters"

Interpreters follow ( misspicy, sickstars, viickerz , with our igbo broda - Obiorathesubtle)
Romance / Re: When A Guy Makes Love To You With A Condom by queenfav(f): 9:28am On Dec 11, 2015
misspicy:


kikikiki @ bolded gringringrin i am sorry abeg

my dear i am weak i swear.....to think that I thought i have seen and heard it all from trolls, eediots,confused males,chauvinistic fools etc on nairaland and the Toks2008 had to come up with this and funny thing is the old fool tagging anybody against his useless idea Lovepeddler and slut

who dates an hegoat like that




He doesn't realize his sisters and cousins are also within the group of "lovepeddlers".Even his girlfriend may be knacked on the regular by one guy on the side with condom.Nairaland na really market sha,you see all sorts.So for the girls who are stupid enough to buy into his delusions,allow your bf impregnate you eh.If you are still in school,na you go stop.Tommorow,he becomes a graduate who has accompliished his ambitions,you the foolish girl will be there taking care of a baby u could have prevented with 50 naira gold circle.The one wen vex me was his reference to the fact that even a 20 year old guy dating an 18yr old girl should be careless enough to have unprotected sex.I want him to sit his sisters down and give them this lame advice,so they don't become 'whores' who should have been smart enough to use a condom to prevent Std's and unwanted pregnancy.Rubbish!

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Romance / Re: Difference Btw Nigerian Girl And Indian Girls by skyhighweb(m): 6:40pm On Dec 08, 2015
misspicy:

okay so because does boys on your streets have past thru your sisters highway you want to deny them here abi....okay kontinue
and is it because you went to school in cheap dirty india you refuse to learn comprehension you have to waste your father's money ehn.....
kontinue
please teach me how to write, but first know how to read, ode i said i dont have sister which one is highway, abi na highway boys they tap ur punny, kontinue start with a c not k

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Romance / Re: Difference Btw Nigerian Girl And Indian Girls by skyhighweb(m): 6:15pm On Dec 08, 2015
misspicy:

so you know it is normal yet you are after Baby thank you.....I need to take you for brain check tonguetongue

ehya...i know thats how they bang your sisters _pussies you should be pained tonguegrin
i dont have a sister, n why will i wana bang her, are u banging ur brother, ewww, and it will b nice if ur ladies tip in once a wwhile or not make valentine about una only, i feel u the kind of girl that want the money n nothing else, cheapo
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by NemzySeries(m): 10:43pm On Dec 07, 2015
color=#770077]
Name: Anyss(English) Agnes(Greek)



Age: 24 by January 11th



Occupation: Education Officer



Are you single, dating or married: dating



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: searching4love, lahit14, 6fit.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, Goodheart02, obiorasubtle



Those you follow and wish follows you back: Goodheart02



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from dem and lastly their pix if they r cute lolzz



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't really tell



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess 3 or 4 daily



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda gal. Although I'll Kindda love to think of myself as adventurous so I'll say I don't know yet. Av not met d lucky guy yet. Lolz



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





Tag:


Sunnypar,



Lawrence



Upload111





Mosquitorebirth





Abdulrazat
[/color Purle]
hahahahahahaha..so u create Time fill dis slum book & u go dey form busy bee 4 me abi.
u say Agnes na ur greek name abi, wat of ur Egyptian name?
instead of u go tell us say u b biology mistress u kon upgrade am as educational officer abi.......weldon Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo, u go soon tell me wetin u dey officiate wen we meet

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by ilevic(m): 9:26pm On Dec 05, 2015
color=#770077]
Name: Anyss(English) Agnes(Greek)



Age: 24 by January 11th



Occupation: Education Officer



Are you single, dating or married: dating



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: searching4love, lahit14, 6fit.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, Goodheart02, obiorasubtle



Those you follow and wish follows you back: Goodheart02



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from dem and lastly their pix if they r cute lolzz



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't really tell



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess 3 or 4 daily



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda gal. Although I'll Kindda love to think of myself as adventurous so I'll say I don't know yet. Av not met d lucky guy yet. Lolz



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





Tag:


Sunnypar,



Lawrence



Upload111





Mosquitorebirth





Abdulrazat
[/color Purle]




cant believe anybody can have time to fill this... PMB, pls this is one of the jobless Nigerian youth, give him 5k

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by goodheart02(m): 12:21am On Dec 04, 2015
Sunnypar:
Name: Sunday (English) Sabbath(Greek)



Age: 1 by January 11th



Occupation: Fulfilment Officer



Are you single, dating or married: None of the above



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries, stenon, omawunmi85. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: No, they find me annoying.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, manie, xfire, mzcoli



Those you follow and wish follows you back: All NLs



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from them



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: None because I don't do pms



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess none



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda person even though I sound like that



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





Tag:
Golden dr

Manie
Avicky
Evasthy
Hiroz
Profgday
Ninilowo
Pweedi
Ona2
ITTS
Upload111
Bettydee
Stenon




Wow......thanks bro.I'm really flattered.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Sunnypar(m): 9:12pm On Dec 03, 2015
Name: Sunday (English) Sabbath(Greek)



Age: 1 by January 11th



Occupation: Fulfilment Officer



Are you single, dating or married: None of the above



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries, stenon, omawunmi85. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: No, they find me annoying.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, manie, xfire, mzcoli



Those you follow and wish follows you back: All NLs



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from them



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: None because I don't do pms



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess none



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda person even though I sound like that



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





Tag:
Golden dr

Manie
Avicky
Evasthy
Hiroz
Profgday
Ninilowo
Pweedi
Ona2
ITTS
Upload111
Bettydee
Stenon
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Sunnypar(m): 9:09pm On Dec 03, 2015
Name: Sunday (English) Sabbath(Greek)



Age: 1 by January 11th



Occupation: Fulfilment Officer



Are you single, dating or married: None of the above



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries, stenon, omawunmi85. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: No, they find me annoying.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, manie, xfire, mzcoli



Those you follow and wish follows you back: All NLs



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from them



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't really tell



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess 3 or 4 daily



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda gal. Although I'll Kindda love to think of myself as adventurous so I'll say I don't know yet. Av not met d lucky guy yet. Lolz



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





Tag:
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by obiorathesubtle: 12:29pm On Dec 02, 2015
Anyss:
color=#770077]
Name: Anyss(English) Agnes(Greek)



Age: 24 by January 11th



Occupation: Education Officer



Are you single, dating or married: dating



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: searching4love, lahit14, 6fit.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, Goodheart02, obiorasubtle



Those you follow and wish follows you back: Goodheart02



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from dem and lastly their pix if they r cute lolzz



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't really tell



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess 3 or 4 daily



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda gal. Although I'll Kindda love to think of myself as adventurous so I'll say I don't know yet. Av not met d lucky guy yet. Lolz



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





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Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by avicky(f): 11:22am On Dec 02, 2015
Anyss:
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Name: Anyss(English) Agnes(Greek)



Age: 24 by January 11th



Occupation: Education Officer



Are you single, dating or married: dating



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: searching4love, lahit14, 6fit.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, Goodheart02, obiorasubtle



Those you follow and wish follows you back: Goodheart02



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from dem and lastly their pix if they r cute lolzz



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't really tell



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess 3 or 4 daily



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda gal. Although I'll Kindda love to think of myself as adventurous so I'll say I don't know yet. Av not met d lucky guy yet. Lolz



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





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Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 9:36am On Dec 02, 2015
Anyss:
color=#770077]
Name: Anyss(English) Agnes(Greek)



Age: 24 by January 11th



Occupation: Education Officer



Are you single, dating or married: dating



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: searching4love, lahit14, 6fit.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, Goodheart02, obiorasubtle



Those you follow and wish follows you back: Goodheart02



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from dem and lastly their pix if they r cute lolzz



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't really tell



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess 3 or 4 daily



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda gal. Although I'll Kindda love to think of myself as adventurous so I'll say I don't know yet. Av not met d lucky guy yet. Lolz



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





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Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Abortions: 8:44am On Dec 02, 2015
Anyss:
color=#770077]
Name: Anyss(English) Agnes(Greek)



Age: 24 by January 11th



Occupation: Education Officer



Are you single, dating or married: dating



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: searching4love, lahit14, 6fit.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, Goodheart02, obiorasubtle



Those you follow and wish follows you back: Goodheart02



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from dem and lastly their pix if they r cute lolzz



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't really tell



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess 3 or 4 daily



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda gal. Although I'll Kindda love to think of myself as adventurous so I'll say I don't know yet. Av not met d lucky guy yet. Lolz



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





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Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 10:52am On Dec 01, 2015
color=#770077]
Name: Anyss(English) Agnes(Greek)



Age: 24 by January 11th



Occupation: Education Officer



Are you single, dating or married: dating



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: searching4love, lahit14, 6fit.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, Goodheart02, obiorasubtle



Those you follow and wish follows you back: Goodheart02



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from dem and lastly their pix if they r cute lolzz



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't really tell



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess 3 or 4 daily



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda gal. Although I'll Kindda love to think of myself as adventurous so I'll say I don't know yet. Av not met d lucky guy yet. Lolz



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





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Romance / Re: Reasons U Should Not Treat Her Like A Queen by 2dice(m): 10:35am On Nov 29, 2015
misspicy:

Men that reason like this does not deserve a woman boy not even as friends or sisters...you know it...now swerve undecided
mtcheww
Blame it on guys that send girls like you pm
Only beeches kiss and tell
«<<<<«<<<<«<<<<«<<<<«<<<<
Now Swerve either ways
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Happi Sunday

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Romance / Re: Why Girls Nor Dey Sun Their Pantties??? (underwear) by finalboss(m): 12:33pm On Nov 27, 2015
misspicy:

I believe you have sisters and female family members....now do nairaland a huge favour by asking them and pasting their replies here because nobody is gonna give you any answers here undecided
why is it paining you huh??
Romance / Re: Why Girls Nor Dey Sun Their Pantties??? (underwear) by Nobody: 11:42am On Nov 27, 2015
misspicy:

I believe you have sisters and female family members....now do nairaland a huge favour by asking them and pasting their replies here because nobody is gonna give you any answers here undecided

He doesnt have females around em. Help na cheesy
Romance / Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by rosalieene(f): 7:03pm On Nov 25, 2015
misspicy:

Op i so laughed @ the bolded....we should have sisters code too but those mumu girls will not want this one.

buhahahaha
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ladies Lounge..Life,Love,Dressing,FoodAnd Everything Ladylike,ladies Get In by SeXistBaStaRd(m): 4:35pm On Nov 13, 2015
[b]Computer engineering is a discipline that integrates several fields of electrical engineering and computer science required to develop computer hardware and software.[1] Computer engineers usually have training in electronic engineering (or electrical engineering), software design, and hardware-software integration instead of only software engineering or electronic engineering. Computer engineers are involved in many hardware and software aspects of computing, from the design of individual microcontrollers, microprocessors, personal computers, and supercomputers, to circuit design. This field of engineering not only focuses on how computer systems themselves work, but also how they integrate into the larger picture.[2]

Usual tasks involving computer engineers include writing software and firmware for embedded microcontrollers, designing VLSI chips, designing analog sensors, designing mixed signal circuit boards, and designing operating systems. Computer engineers are also suited for robotics research, which relies heavily on using digital systems to control and monitor electrical systems like motors, communications, and sensors.

In many institutions, computer engineering students are allowed to choose areas of in-depth study in their junior and senior year, because the full breadth of knowledge used in the design and application of computers is beyond the scope of an undergraduate degree. Other institutions may require engineering students to complete one year of General Engineering before declaring computer engineering as their primary focus.[3][4][5]

Contents [hide]
1 History
2 Work
2.1 Computer software engineering
2.2 Computer hardware engineering
3 Specialty areas
3.1 Coding, cryptography, and information protection
3.2 Communications and wireless networks
3.3 Compilers and operating systems
3.4 Computational science and engineering
3.5 Computer networks, mobile computing, and distributed systems
3.6 Computer systems: architecture, parallel processing, and dependability
3.7 Computer vision and robotics
3.8 Embedded systems
3.9 Integrated circuits, VLSI design, testing and CAD
3.10 Signal, image and speech processing
4 Education
5 Job outlook in the United States
5.1 Computer software engineering
5.2 Computer hardware engineering
6 Similar occupations and field
7 References
History[edit]
The first computer engineering degree program in the United States was established at Case Western Reserve University in 1972. As of October 2004, there were 170 ABET-accredited computer engineering programs in the US.[6] In Europe, accreditation of computer engineering schools is done by a variety of agencies part of the EQANIE network. Due to increasing job requirements for engineers who can concurrently design hardware, software, firmware, and manage all forms of computer systems used in industry, some tertiary institutions around the world offer a bachelor's degree generally called computer engineering. Both computer engineering and electronic engineering programs include analog and digital circuit design in their curriculum. As with most engineering disciplines, having a sound knowledge of mathematics and science is necessary for computer engineers.

Work[edit]
There are two major specialties in computer engineering: software and hardware.

Computer software engineering[edit]
Main article: Software engineering
Computer software engineers develop, design, and test software. Some software engineers design, construct, and maintain computer programs for companies. Some set up networks such as "intranets" for companies. Others make or install new software or upgrade computer systems. Computer software engineers can also work in application design. This involves designing or coding new programs and applications to meet the needs of a business or individual. Computer software engineers can also work as freelancers and sell their software products/applications to an enterprise/individual.[7]

Computer hardware engineering[edit]
Most computer hardware engineers research, develop, design, and test various computer equipment. This can range from circuit boards and microprocessors to routers. Some update existing computer equipment to be more efficient and work with newer software. Most computer hardware engineers work in research laboratories and high-tech manufacturing firms. Some also work for the federal government. According to BLS, 95% of computer hardware engineers work in metropolitan areas.[citation needed] They generally work full-time. Approximately 33% of their work requires more than 40 hours a week. The median salary for employed qualified computer hardware engineers (2012) was $100,920 per year or $48.52 per hour. Computer hardware engineers held 83,300 jobs in 2012.[8]

Specialty areas[edit]
There are many specialty areas in the field of computer engineering.

Coding, cryptography, and information protection[edit]
Main article: Information security
Computer engineers work in coding, cryptography, and information protection to develop new methods for protecting various information, such as digital images and music, fragmentation, copyright infringement and other forms of tampering. Examples include work on wireless communications, multi-antenna systems, optical transmission, and digital watermarking.[9]

Communications and wireless networks[edit]
Main articles: Communications networks and Wireless network
Those focusing on communications and wireless networks, work advancements in telecommunications systems and networks (especially wireless networks), modulation and error-control coding, and information theory. High-speed network design, interference suppression and modulation, design and analysis of fault-tolerant system, and storage and transmission schemes are all a part of this specialty.[9]

Compilers and operating systems[edit]
Main articles: Compiler and Operating system
This specialty focuses on compilers and operating systems design and development. Engineers in this field develop new operating system architecture, program analysis techniques, and new techniques to assure quality. Examples of work in this field includes post-link-time code transformation algorithm development and new operating system development.[9]

Computational science and engineering[edit]
Main article: Computational science and engineering
Computational Science and Engineering is a relatively new discipline. According to the Sloan Career Cornerstone Center, individuals working in this area, "computational methods are applied to formulate and solve complex mathematical problems in engineering and the physical and the social sciences. Examples include aircraft design, the plasma processing of nanometer features on semiconductor wafers, VLSI circuit design, radar detection systems, ion transport through biological channels, and much more".[9]

Computer networks, mobile computing, and distributed systems[edit]
Main articles: Computer network, Mobile computing and Distributed computing
In this specialty, engineers build integrated environments for computing, communications, and information access. Examples include shared-channel wireless networks, adaptive resource management in various systems, and improving the quality of service in mobile and ATM environments. Some other examples include work on wireless network systems and fast Ethernet cluster wired systems.[9]

Computer systems: architecture, parallel processing, and dependability[edit]
Main articles: Computer architecture, Parallel computing and Dependability
Engineers working in computer systems work on research projects that allow for reliable, secure, and high-performance computer systems. Projects such as designing processors for multi-threading and parallel processing are included in this field. Other examples of work in this field include development of new theories, algorithms, and other tools that add performance to computer systems.[9]

Computer vision and robotics[edit]
Main articles: Computer vision and Robotics
In this specialty, computer engineers focus on developing visual sensing technology to sense an environment, representation of an environment, and manipulation of the environment. The gathered three-dimensional information is then implemented to perform a variety of tasks. These include, improved human modeling, image communication, and human-computer interfaces, as well as devices such as special-purpose cameras with versatile vision sensors.[9]

Embedded systems[edit]

Examples of devices that use embedded systems.
Main article: Embedded systems
Individuals working in this area design technology for enhancing the speed, reliability, and performance of systems. Embedded systems are found in many devices from a small FM radio to the space shuttle. According to the Sloan Cornerstone Career Center, ongoing developments in embedded systems include "automated vehicles and equipment to conduct search and rescue, automated transportation systems, and human-robot coordination to repair equipment in space."[9]

Integrated circuits, VLSI design, testing and CAD[edit]
Main articles: Integrated circuit and Very-large-scale integration
This specialty of computer engineering requires adequate knowledge of electronics and electrical systems. Engineers working in this area work on enhancing the speed, reliability, and energy efficiency of next-generation very-large-scale integrated (VLSI) circuits and microsystems. An example of this specialty is work done on reducing the power consumption of VLSI algorithms and architecture.[9]

Signal, image and speech processing[edit]
Main articles: Signal processing, Image processing and Speech processing
Computer engineers in this area develop improvements in human–computer interaction, including speech recognition and synthesis, medical and scientific imaging, or communications systems. Other work in this area includes computer vision development such as recognition of human facial features.[9]

Education[edit]
Most entry-level computer engineering jobs require at least a bachelor's degree in computer engineering. Sometimes a degree in electronic engineering is accepted, due to the similarity of the two fields. Because hardware engineers commonly work with computer software systems, a background in computer programming usually is needed. According to BLS, "a computer engineering major is similar to electrical engineering but with some computer science courses added to the curriculum".[8] Some large firms or specialized jobs require a master's degree. It is also important for computer engineers to keep up with rapid advances in technology. Therefore, many continue learning throughout their careers.

Job outlook in the United States[edit]
Computer software engineering[edit]
According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS), "computer applications software engineers and computer systems software engineers are projected to be among the faster than average growing occupations from 2012 to 2022".[7] BLS reports an expected growth of 22% for software developers from 2012 to 2022 [10](down from the 30% 2010 to 2020 estimate).[11] In addition, growing concerns over cyber security add up to put computer software engineering high above the average rate of increase for all fields. However, some of the work will be outsourced in foreign countries. Due to this, job growth will not be as fast as during the last decade, as jobs that would have gone to computer software engineers in the United States would instead go to computer software engineers in countries such as India.[7]

Computer hardware engineering[edit]
According to the BLS, "employment of computer hardware engineers is expected to only increase 7% from 2012 to 2022 ("Slower than average" in their own words when compared to other occupations)[12] and is down from 9 percent in the BLS 2010 to 2020 estimate." Today, computer hardware is somehow equal to Electronic and Computer Engineering (ECE) and has divided to many subcategories, the most significant of them is Embedded system design.[8][/b]
misspicy:

but i don beg you naw,the thread is open to all you got sisters and gfs if u af meaningful contribution you are welcome.
Romance / Re: How Else Can I Manage Period Cramps by oyeezah(f): 11:54am On Oct 25, 2015
misspicy:
Morning y'all....i know this topic does not concern the guys,so if you have no reasonable advice please don't comment...i also know it doesn't belong in this section but i need views from my romance family,am not conversant with other sections....i know also that i can ask google which i have done but nothing within my reach is coming up,so trolls hold your fire only matured guys with sisters and girlfriends who experience this and matured thinking ladies of this section should comment...

I have battled with this cramps since day one i started having period and till now no improvement,i feel so embarrassed when i go to hospital concerning this issue,as its a general thing but mine seems extreme,it could make me pass out and it feels am at the edge of dying...

Please anyone who knows natural remedies that is within reach drop your comments,drugs does not seem to work anymore... embarassed





Please lala,i don't need this in FP.
I used to b lyk dat until I started using "piroxicam" (20mg), one morning n one in d evening. buh if d pain is so severe, u can take two capsules buh d subsequent dose must b one capsule. I hope it works for you
Romance / Re: I Av Been Through More Than This! by Nobody: 10:04am On Oct 25, 2015
misspicy:

Koni da fun ponripon babanla e...now bring proof of me begging for recharge card,you think am like your elder sisters that sell their yansh for 50 naira coke abi...u think you can threaten me? Ti e ti ta sori nairaland....

Awon obi ti won o ko e le ko yen ni mo blame,kin shey olobe bi tie.....
keep pursuing innocent girls about,rapist oshi,your days are numbered,ewon lo ma pada ku si...ooni sorire,opunu ayirada...shomo pe otin ko bata fun egbe e,wa pada ko igbe awon egbe e keyin ni...ko ni ragba fun awon to so e,ode to ye kan ti yegi fun tipe
Ti won ba sha ti bi baba e da, Iwo tun beere recharge card lori Twitter ko wa ma paro wipe "Donjazzy asked a question and i won recharge card". Omo ilu oke forming lagosian..Aye ti baje sha.. I'm on twitter waiting for you.. Oloshi
Romance / Re: How Else Can I Manage Period Cramps by fartkay(m): 9:49am On Oct 25, 2015
misspicy:
Morning y'all....i know this topic does not concern the guys,so if you have no reasonable advice please don't comment...i also know it doesn't belong in this section but i need views from my romance family,am not conversant with other sections....i know also that i can ask google which i have done but nothing within my reach is coming up,so trolls hold your fire only matured guys with sisters and girlfriends who experience this andi matured thinking ladies of this section should comment...

I have battled with this cramps since day one i started having period and till now no improvement,i feel so embarrassed when i go to hospital concerning this issue,as its a general thing but mine seems extreme,it could make me pass out and it feels am at the edge of dying...

Please anyone who knows natural remedies that is within reach drop your comments,drugs does not seem to work anymore... embarassed





Please lala,i don't need this in FP.

OP, op u Neva do family planning. Or ask ur mom if she hasn't don dat on u on for some reason known to concern mothers. Some Ladies with family planning at tender age do experience this.
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by Fulaboy(m): 4:27pm On Oct 24, 2015
misspicy:

Lol, to the best of my knowledge one of does ladies is married and no,am not talking abt child marriage,they are all grown ups...am just letting you know incase u think you have a chance
I know one has a daughter grin but I can manage her sisters sha grin
Romance / Re: How Else Can I Manage Period Cramps by Nobody: 9:20am On Oct 23, 2015
misspicy:

And all u af to say is sorry,which is d only thing you say to your,sisters,mothers and maybe daughters if dey af to endure cramps?...smh4u

What else should I say? Seriously
For you however here is something for the pain

Romance / Re: How Else Can I Manage Period Cramps by Urine: 4:10am On Oct 23, 2015
misspicy:
Morning y'all....i know this topic does not concern the guys,so if you have no reasonable advice please don't comment...i also know it doesn't belong in this section but i need views from my romance family,am not conversant with other sections....i know also that i can ask google which i have done but nothing within my reach is coming up,so trolls hold your fire only matured guys with sisters and girlfriends who experience this and matured thinking ladies of this section should comment...

I have battled with this cramps since day one i started having period and till now no improvement,i feel so embarrassed when i go to hospital concerning this issue,as its a general thing but mine seems extreme,it could make me pass out and it feels am at the edge of dying...

Please anyone who knows natural remedies that is within reach drop your comments,drugs does not seem to work anymore... embarassed





Please lala,i don't need this in FP.

Reduce your sugar intake, drink warm water once it's starts, you can also use hot water bottle.

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Romance / Re: How Else Can I Manage Period Cramps by Fulaboy(m): 2:10am On Oct 22, 2015
misspicy:
Morning y'all....i know this topic does not concern the guys,so if you have no reasonable advice please don't comment...i also know it doesn't belong in this section but i need views from my romance family,am not conversant with other sections....i know also that i can ask google which i have done but nothing within my reach is coming up,so trolls hold your fire only matured guys with sisters and girlfriends who experience this and matured thinking ladies of this section should comment...

I have battled with this cramps since day one i started having period and till now no improvement,i feel so embarrassed when i go to hospital concerning this issue,as its a general thing but mine seems extreme,it could make me pass out and it feels am at the edge of dying...

Please anyone who knows natural remedies that is within reach drop your comments,drugs does not seem to work anymore... embarassed





Please lala,i don't need this in FP.
Have you consulted Dr kingtom yet?? I think he's the only that can help you here








Halfrica cease derailing pleaseundecided
Romance / Re: How Else Can I Manage Period Cramps by Nobody: 11:51pm On Oct 21, 2015
misspicy:
Morning y'all....i know this topic does not concern the guys,so if you have no reasonable advice please don't comment...i also know it doesn't belong in this section but i need views from my romance family,am not conversant with other sections....i know also that i can ask google which i have done but nothing within my reach is coming up,so trolls hold your fire only matured guys with sisters and girlfriends who experience this and matured thinking ladies of this section should comment...

I have battled with this cramps since day one i started having period and till now no improvement,i feel so embarrassed when i go to hospital concerning this issue,as its a general thing but mine seems extreme,it could make me pass out and it feels am at the edge of dying...

Please anyone who knows natural remedies that is within reach drop your comments,drugs does not seem to work anymore... embarassed





Please lala,i don't need this in FP.

We have sisters and mothers
and may have daughters
some of who (will) endure cramps
So yes its our concern

That being said Sorry eh
Romance / Re: How Else Can I Manage Period Cramps by Nobody: 9:48am On Oct 20, 2015
misspicy:
Morning y'all....i know this topic does not concern the guys,so if you have no reasonable advice please don't comment...i also know it doesn't belong in this section but i need views from my romance family,am not conversant with other sections....i know also that i can ask google which i have done but nothing within my reach is coming up,so trolls hold your fire only matured guys with sisters and girlfriends who experience this and matured thinking ladies of this section should comment...

I have battled with this cramps since day one i started having period and till now no improvement,i feel so embarrassed when i go to hospital concerning this issue,as its a general thing but mine seems extreme,it could make me pass out and it feels am at the edge of dying...

Please anyone who knows natural remedies that is within reach drop your comments,drugs does not seem to work anymore... embarassed





Please lala,i don't need this in FP.

Lol, FP please grin

I have no experience with this one but I heard a hot water bottle helps.
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