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Weah96:
Tell Allah to go to hell.

Who is your God if i may ask sir?

Weah96:
Do you know what a disclaimer is? This isn't the word of someone divine but a disclaimer written by the id.iot who wrote it.

He wanted to guarantee the durability of his nonsense by inserting preventive disclaimers.

If I decide to write a book today, and claim that God told me to write it, it makes sense to include passages that will encourage a believer to remain a fo.ol in the future. The writer anticipated that some us of won't believe rubbish without evidence.

People like that are atheists in disguise.

Allah has already said it in the Qur'an

Q2|23|And if you (Arab pagans, Jews, and Christians) are in doubt concerning that which We have sent down (i.e. the Quran) to Our slave (Muhammad Peace be upon him), then produce a Surah (chapter) of the like thereof and call your witnesses (supporters and helpers) besides Allah, if you are truthful.

Q2|24|But if you do it not, and you can never do it, then fear the Fire (Hell) whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.

A guy takes you out on a first date, after meal and drinks his one and only card is declined and can't find his wallet. What do you do?? Be honest

kevinberry:
You call me amebo and you end am with peace


You want me to rip you into pieces abi



#WAR

Lol... No vex

kevinberry:
@OP most ladies won't listen to that number 5
They will be like
So let me suffer abi
Look at rubey her husband bought her a car
And you say I should not marry because of money

Bone level
Money have been controlling most ladies
Since times memorial..



Back to business@op I won't commend you because you you copied this from JOHN DUMELO

Deny make your phone or pc crash




#PEACE

who's JOHN DUMELO?

kevinberry:
@OP most ladies won't listen to that number 5
They will be like
So let me suffer abi
Look at rubey her husband bought her a car
And you say I should not marry because of money

Bone level
Money have been controlling most ladies
Since times memorial..



Back to business@op I won't commend you because you you copied this from JOHN DUMELO

Deny make your phone or pc crash




#PEACE

who's JOHN DUMELO?

kevinberry:
@OP most ladies won't listen to that number 5
They will be like
So let me suffer abi
Look at rubey her husband bought her a car
And you say I should not marry because of money

Bone level
Money have been controlling most ladies
Since times memorial..



Back to business@op I won't commend you because you you copied this from JOHN DUMELO

Deny make your phone or pc crash




#PEACE

who's JOHN DUMELO?

kevinberry:
@OP most ladies won't listen to that number 5
They will be like
So let me suffer abi
Look at rubey her husband bought her a car
And you say I should not marry because of money

Bone level
Money have been controlling most ladies
Since times memorial..



Back to business@op I won't commend you because you you copied this from JOHN DUMELO

Deny make your phone or pc crash




#PEACE

who's JOHN DUMELO? And does it matter if i copied it from somewhere.. the most important thing is the knowledge there. amebo



#peace

Look at Buhari's Family.. Not a single Fat person -- "Maintenance"

Look at GEJ's Family.. Obesity everywhere -- "Mismanagement of public funds"

afanide:
Your Source is not Recognized and Reliable.

Because you don't wish

Chizzy20:
dont get married out of pity..@op nyc1.

Thanks

This is not just breaking news, it is also breath-taking but it is always our pleasure to bring you firsthand information so as to keep you abreast of happenings in and out of Nigeria.

Research has it that the former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo aka OBJ, has finally defected to the GMB-Driven party – APC.

This is a shocker but speaking with the former President OBJ himself at his farm in Ota, he has given a few reasons why his defecting should not just be accepted by Nigerians but should also be applauded.

Find his statement below:

“I have reason to believe that most or should I say all of you are wondering why I have chosen to defect to the defunct APC and I must say that if I had been told that I would have to switch party some 5 years ago, I myself would have argued it.

I believe in transparency and integrity but unfortunately, PDP is an opposite of such attributes.

They dwell in deception and in the lowest form of debase if I may say.

I believe change is what Nigeria needs and regardless of whether GMB can deliver or not, it is still change in a way. Nigeria needs to be delivered from a useless government that has taken over since I left presidency.

If you have read my book, you will see that Jonathan is nothing different from my VP when I was president. Atiku was just a big time backbiter unknown to him that when you have people behind you, your back actually becomes visible to you.

I want to use this medium to say a very big thank you to the leaders of the APC for accepting me as I am and I am proud to say that come 2015, APC is taking over Nigeria for good of us all.

I am a civilian like you all now so I understand what it means to live in the suburbs as you are all aware that I stay nowhere else apart from my village here in Ota.

Finally, I would like to implore all Nigerians that come 2015 Elections, VOTE GOOD GOVERNMENT NOT GOOD LUCK”

Source: http://www.naijalately.com/news/breaking-obasanjo-defects-to-apc
www.osundefender.org

Epatty:
Each tym I tell them abt my past, they leave me. Shud I keep bn sincere?

They left you because they don't love you, simple. Be sincere always and you'll eventually find someone that'll love you for who you really are and with your past

ArchEnemy:
just asking for reasons why you should Bro

"Get marry because he or she is your best friend. And most important get marry because you are really in love." True and real love is most important. Support it with prayer and all is well by God's grace

ArchEnemy:
So why should you marry op?

did you read it finish at all?

10 important things to know before getting married

1. Don't marry for sex.

2. Don't marry because of age mentality.

3. Don't marry because you are getting old.

4. Don't marry because you are lonely.

5. Don't marry because you need someone to support you financially.

6. Don't marry because you mistakenly got pregnant.

7. Don't marry because you don't want to lose the person.

8. Don't marry because of family pressures.

9. Don't marry because you like the idea of marriage and admire every wedding gown you see.

10. Don't marry because all your friends are getting married.

Get marry because he or she is your best friend. And most important get marry because you are really in love.

Add yours to help

[quote author=basilico post=29970612][/quote]Where is your source and prove?

balash:
A mathematics textbook which said 2+2= 4 Also said 3+1= 4 and 4+0= 4

Clay,Water and blood all are what makes a man.

You people won't stop amazing us, what's really your problem and joy you find in insulting the Prophet muhammed everytime?

How many topic have u seen about a muslim dude insulting jesus? We respect jesus so much and we also respect the prophet Muhammed because he is the best of man ever created.

The way you people keeps insulting and going through your fake achives in just tanishing the prophets name is alarming, the fact stands that Prophet muhammed is the messenger of Allah as well as Jesus.

Continue soiling your brains in finding Dirts to stain the Prophet and May The Good Lord Forgive you All Only when you know A life without Allah And The Sacred One Prophet muhammed is a life not worthy.

May the peace of the lord be upon you

May Allah SW reward you.

Prophet Muhammed SAW is just a warner to them. As you can see satan has his own messangers around the world. They can only mislead themselves the more.

You should have just put this verse for them:

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

Q109|1|Say (O Muhammad (Peace be upon him) to these Mushrikun and Kafirun): "O Al-Kafirun (disbelievers in Allah, in His Oneness, in His Angels, in His Books, in His Messengers, in the Day of Resurrection, and in Al-Qadar, etc.)!

Q109|2|"I worship not that which you worship,

Q109|3|"Nor will you worship that which I worship.

Q109|4|"And I shall not worship that which you are worshipping.

Q109|5|"Nor will you worship that which I worship.

Q109|6|"To you be your religion, and to me my religion (Islamic Monotheism)."

Even jesus will testify against you all on the Day of Judgement... E go shock una

"The Comforter, the Spirit of Truth, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring to your remembrance all that I said unto you." [Bible - John 14:26]

Jesus, the son of Mary, said, "A messenger will come after me, named Ahmad." [Holy Quran 61:6]

The chief priests and Levites asked John the Baptist, "If you are not the Christ (Messiah), and not Elijah - are you THAT Prophet?" [Bible - John 1:20]

When the chief priests and Levites asked John the Baptist who he was, they asked him in a very strange way. First they questioned him as to whether or not he was the anticipated "Messiah" [Christ in Koine Greek]. He was not the "Messiah" that had hoped for. Next they asked if he was the prophet Elijah and again he tells them, "No." Now comes the really strange part. Finally, they asked him if he is "That Prophet?"

Are you Christ? - [No]
Are you Elijah? - [No]
Are you THAT Prophet? - [No]

What did they mean by "That Prophet?" We of course, know who the "Christ" is. After all, Christians should know that "Christ" is merely a shortened form of the Koine Greek word "christos," intended to mean the Hebrew word "Messiah."

The Jews of two thousand years ago were definitely looking for the Messiah, who it was foretold in their books, would come and lead them to victory over their oppressors and thus gain for them mastery over this world. They were much oppressed under Roman domination and even their own Jewish kings were seen as nothing more than puppets or agents for the disbelievers. Certainly, they would have been most happy to see someone come on the scene who would defeat their Roman masters and slave drivers.

Then the priests and Levites asked John the Baptist if he might be the prophet Elijah, returning back after hundreds of years being away. There was the notion amongst them that Elijah would come back. But again, John the Baptist is denying he is Elijah.

Then, who is he? They wonder at this man living out in the desert and forsaking wealth and luxury and fasting, avoiding the material attractions of life.

Again, they ask John the Baptist who he is. "Are you THAT Prophet?" And one more time he denies being "THAT Prophet," but then he does tell them about someone who will come after him soon, whom he claims he is not worthy to even unlace his shoes.

However, this does not answer the question, "Who were they expecting besides the Messiah?" Could it be they were looking for someone like Muhammad? (Could be)

Who is THAT Prophet? -

Keep reading and learn who "That Prophet" is and what other proofs can be discovered within the Holy texts to support this idea.



For centuries Muslims have believed Jesus, peace and blessings be upon him, was "THAT Prophet" mentioned in these words of the Gospel of John. The Quran states one of the important features of Jesus' mission was to give the "bashir" or 'glad tidings' of the coming of the Prophet Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him. During his short missionary career that lasted not more than three years, and which was overshadowed by the hostile attitude of his own people, Jesus gave them the good news of Ahmad, (one of the forms of "Muhammad" the last messenger of God, who would perfect the divine teaching both in theory and in practice. The Quran mentions that, Jesus says:

"O Children of Israel! I am the messenger of Allah {Almighty God} (sent) to you, confirming the Law (Torah or Old Testament) before me, and giving glad tidings of a messenger to come after me, whose name shall be Ahmad."
[Holy Quran 61:6]

The Quran gives the name as Ahmad, one of several ways to say Muhammad's name. Just as we have in English the name Joseph, and often use a shorter form such as "Joe" or the familiar form, "Joey," and other names like "Jonathan" which becomes "John"; "Jack" or "Johnny", so in the same way we find Arabic has similar forms for a name. Muhammad, Ahmad and Hamad are a few of the names originating from the root word, "hamd" (meaning 'praise) in Arabic, and can be understood as "The one who praises (God)"; "the praised one"; "praising"; etc.

Abdullah Yusuf Ali in his translation of the meanings of the Quran to English, he states, "Ahmad or Muhammad, the Praised One is a translation of the Koine Greek word Periclytos. In the present gospel of John 14:16, 15:26 and 16:7, the Greek word Paracletos is translated in the NIV as Comforter. Paracletos can mean an Advocate, or "one called to the help of another", "a kind friend." Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him, was known from birth as one who brought comfort and reconciliation to family, friends and strangers alike, especially in bringing together the ties of kinship and brotherly love.

Another nick name of the prophet Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him, mentioned in the Bible (or at least what is left of it in the English language) is "The Spirit of Truth." As-Saddiq means exactly that and it is was another name given to Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him, by those who knew his proclivity for honesty and integrity.

The New Testament Gospel according to John, Jesus, peace and blessings be upon him, promises them the Paracletos will come four times (John 14:16; 14:26; 15:26; 16:7). Naturally, Jesus, peace and blessings be upon him, did not return in their lifetime nor did any other prophet for that matter, so later thinkers came up with the notion that it was not Jesus "in person" but rather, Jesus coming back in "spirit form." This led some Christians to assert, this was to be the Holy Spirit, who would descend upon the disciples on the Day of the Pentecost (Acts 2), to witness Christ and lead them into the whole truth and to be with the believers forever, and they would not die (John 3:16), but have everlasting life. Also, some added verses later (see footnotes to Revised Standard Version of the Bible) to the very last chapter of Mark (16), wherein, they have the Spirit coming upon them in such a way they imagined themselves going to be able to speak with new languages; pick up snakes, lay hands on the sick to cure them and even drink poison and nothing would hurt them. [Luke 23:17-18]

Another point is, the Paracletos, comforter or the Spirit of truth, was going to dwell with us from now on. Certainly anyone could see Muhammad's influence and his message of worshipping only One God without any partners has prevailed long after his earthly life.

pinkiepetite:
yeye dey smell! all ye pretenders! I love sex! quote and u go hear.........

Are you married?

AreaFada2:
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Interesting. I have Muslim friends. My grand dad was even one. So I'm not so ignorant of basic Islamic terms. My father, though not a Muslim, tries to eat halal due to growing up in a mixed Christian-Muslim home. Lately, religion has become a big political issue. No one can deny that. I have never voted for Buhari or GEJ. In fact the last election I witnessed was Shagari election.

Your assertion that Hausas can't be killing Hausas is similar to GEJ's "my people can't do this". Meaning Nigerians can't be killing Nigerians. It's now used against him as a sign of cluelessness. Yes, were all in denial initially. We were saying "Nigerians like flexing too much to consider suicide b*mb". We have been shown to be wrong. In Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, Pakistan and so on, who are the victims of terrorism? The local Muslims. So that denial is funny considering all the glaring evidence.
The reason for terrorism is to create fear & insecurity and portray GEJ as incompetent. Certain tribes in 9ja consider 9ja as their conquered territory & fiefdom.

Change is good. But to what & by whom?

If you think all this hype is about you & me, you're mistaken. It's about keeping the top 9 9ja Delta oil blocks in Northern hands when licence renewal comes soon. Babangida, Abacha, Abubakar, all awarded oil blocks, each lock worth around $20 billion to their in-laws, friends, & cronies.
If these people really want change to something good, why were Fashola, Ribadu, El-Rufai, Donald Duke, Oshomhole and others with track record not put forward?

In my view, Federal roads have never been better since 20 years, railway too, 12 Federal universities by a single regime is a record, Federal airports have not been better for a generation, farming has not been as promoted since "Operation Feed The Nation" of OBJ's military regime.
These are things I have witnessed, not told.

Lol... I can't see a single good point in everything you wrote. Having muslim friends or your grand dad being a muslim or whatsoever doesn't mean you know about islam. And for your mind you think northerners will be killing themselves just to spoil GEJ's government?! That's so funny. Haba, hear yourself out na. They ain't fools biko. And what make you think GMB will not do better? Why are you having negative thought about him??

AreaFada2:
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Your words addressing your compatriots on a public forum don't speak good of you. in the same paragraph you mention Allah, you call everyone with a different opinion a fool. Well, maybe this is the intolerance and fanaticism people are scared of when talking about GMB and his people, especially when religion is added. Hear GMB speak:

(1) Fight against Boko Haram is fight against the North
(2) Muslims should only vote for someone who will protect their faith/religion.
(3) Monkey & baboon will be soaked in blood.

These are some of the inflammatory speeches of a supposed elder statesman who want us to believe he has anything good in mind for all Nigerians.

GMB should at best be in a Madrasa grooming people for Boko up North. Or preparing how to achieve Arewa Almajiri Caliphate. And leave us in peace. I saw his first coming and brutality close-up.

Obviously you're not a muslim because if you do you'll understand what it means by saying In Shaa Allah. In Shaa Allah simply means "If God wills". What if I tell you I voted for GEJ last election against GMB. We should all leave this issue of religion or tribalism and let's face and say the truth. Hausas cannot be killing themselves it's all about politics just to destabilize the north. It just irrirates me when I see someone still wanna vote for GEJ after using 6 years for wrecking nigeria down. We need CHANGE bro. Only fools will still wanna vote for GEJ

Let’s say it’s 7.25 pm and you’re going home
(alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only
about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by;

1- coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

2- A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

3- A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

4- Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Thanks

Wahala90:
[size=14pt]Save Nigeria from the islamized APC's agenda. Note that Vice President has little or no influence on the decision of a President; in that case Osibanjo may not have much to influence if these Islamists, peradventure hijack the highest position in our Nation, and thereafter roll out any agenda that undermines Christianity. Think about this:

1. Party Leader – North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim)
2. Party Leader – South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim)
3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim)
4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim)
5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim)
6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim)
7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim)
8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim)
9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim)
10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim)
11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim)
12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim)
13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert)
14. EX-Officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim)
15. EX-Officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim)

Yet, these people want us to believe they are prgressives and that APC is a national party. Surely, APC has a hidden religious agenda. Be guided people! Share to all Christians you know to vote wisely. I will not want my children to live in a Nigeria where they cannot worship their GOD! Pls send to at least 10 friends who are Christians.[/size]

You need a rehab sir

Mutuwa:
Good one.. Meanwhile..

February 14 election is not an election between GEJ and GMB but is an election between GEJ vs all the millions of unemployed graduates and youths, is an election between GEJ vs all those innocent graduates that were murdered during the last immigration exam, is an election between GEJ and all the relatives of the kidnap chibok girls, is an election between GEJ and all the victims of Yanya, Kano and other bomb blast, is an election between GEJ vs all the failed small business that has been short down due to shortage of power supply, is an election between GEJ and all those who lost their love ones during health workers strike, is also an election between GEJ and all those university undergraduates who has spent more than their stipulated years in school due to strikes and hike in fees. Finally is an election between GEJ and the general masses who are suffering from the clueless decisions of this government. As for me am supporting and voting for BUHARI because I can't support a president who fraudulently extort money from young graduates all in d name of giving them jobs only to end up killing lots of them. And this is a government that has not in any way imparted positively in the lives of our youths, rather they steal in billions of dollars from the common man.

If e pain anybody make e remove trouser sit on top hottt electric boiling ring.

May God almighty increase your wisdom...

Leave dem fools to be talking nonsense. Anybody still wonna vote in GEJ should know that their minds need a surgery. Buhari 2015 In Shaa Allah.

grocery:
of course I have seen the same thread just few days ago....which made front page, and it was created by giffty

exactly the same as this or related. Check well madam

grocery:
Pirated thread

madam, are you okay ma..

vizboy:
story for the dogs.


so op if you see free punanny you no go enter

I saw it so many times but I didn't, because I believe sex is spiritual the same way marriage is bonded spiritually. Why should I have sex with someone I don't love? What's so special about it, the Punanny you'll get enough with your lawful wife

RELATIONSHIP MISTAKES YOU MUST
AVOID:

1. Stop fighting for a spot in their
heart when you know there's no
space for you there.

2. Never assume a position in
someone's life if they haven't made it
official.

3. Never give them the privilege of a
life partner when he or she is just a
sex partner. Guy, stop spending on
her. Girl, stop giving him sex.
Equation balanced!.

4. If they are not adding any tangible
value to your life, kick them out of
your Life. Samson lost his eyes cause
he toiled with a woman
who had no tangible value to add To
his Life.

5. Go and Check your HIV status. Its
an error not to. Health is Wealth.

6. Never Let this month pass without
being a devoted Muslim or Christian

7. True love isn't Romeo & Juliet who
died together. True Love is Grandpa
& Grandma who grew old together.

8. If your heart is set for someone,
you will hardly notice anyone no
matter how many Beautiful &
Gorgeous faces you set your eyes
upon daily. You only notice because your heart is set on many faces that's why you
are a chronic flirt.

Hmmm! Sorry if I Just hurt you. But
it's true

They've forgotten when they used to praise them on the street after their attacks.. When it comes to bombing the mosque they start stoning them to death. Mtcheew

Linqsz:
I no dey understand nairalanders questions again oh!

OP...Do u know why you want free browsing data?

yea,that's the reason why

bad boi. Karma is waiting for you

How do I have sex with someone I don't love... How can I? Why should I..? I honestly can't imagine it.

If you truly "love" someone why should you 'disrespect' them and their parents by engaging premarital sex with them when you've not paid their bridal price. You're supposed to wait till after marriage. That's "true love". I believe if you truly love someone you won't ask them for premarital sex but instead you'll wait, eventually you know deep down that you're gonna still marry them if God wills. That's the respect there. Many relationships got broken after they engaged in premarital sex lying to each other or thinking they're in love not knowing it's just lust or infatuation. And why should you get marry to someone "you don't love"? Marrying someone you don't love lead to early marriage divorce which the God the Almighty dislike. "Love" is important, true love. Thanks

Opiosko:
Lols! There is a big diffrnc b/w sometin being 'stolen by someone nd being with someone'

so you expected him to say it's stolen

Opiosko:
That's a good consprncy theory, but i'm tempted to ask why did Buhari not told us from the start?.

He said it's with the army, because it was stolen by them during IBB's regime.. At least it wasn't the police that took it

Now I get it, Babangida gave PDP the strategy to ask for GMB's certificate when he knows that he has already stolen it.. Hmm.. God pass devil


Naija please wake up ooo