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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Rocks N970k Silk Dress In New York (photos) by secretcode01: 3:34pm On Sep 21, 2017
oppression and show off.. must this people spend this much on clothes. why not use this money to help less privilege lipsrsealed

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Education / Re: Pictures Of Canaanland And Covenant University's 15MW Gas Plant by secretcode01: 3:29pm On Sep 21, 2017
hmm.. I hope it's gonna serve the neighborhood as well, if not...... it's useless undecided

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Politics / Re: Saraki Recall Poster Spotted In Ilorin (Photo) by secretcode01: 5:00pm On Sep 11, 2017
I'm from Ilorin and what's written there is absolutely true with no exaggeration whatsoever. It's just unfortunate our traditional ruler is colliding with him to sell kwara. The governor is just there as a manager while saraki owns kwara. Saraki is a nightmare in kwara but with the support of those traditional rulers and the fake imams and the witches praying for his victory for their pockets, kwara will remain doomed.

I know for sure, he may be intelligent and good at the game but he can't escape the wrath of God in the hereafter!

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Celebrities / Re: Full Sex Video Of Afia Schwarzenegger Trends On Ghanaian Social Media by secretcode01: 10:41pm On Sep 08, 2017
yekpa! where is the video na

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Health / Re: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by secretcode01: 10:08am On Sep 08, 2017
who give her belle
Politics / Re: "Buhari To Now Work From Home" - Lai Mohammed by secretcode01: 2:23pm On Apr 26, 2017
Why can't you just resign baba? Anyway maybe he's scared of giving the power to wrong one... please don't just die now because you'RE gonna make this fake pastors' prophesies come true.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Releases Video Rant Against Buhari And Other Nigerian Officials by secretcode01: 11:40pm On Apr 04, 2017
Chimaritoponcho:
Op where is the videoundecided
It's there ogbeni bully grin
Politics / Boko Haram Releases Video Rant Against Buhari And Other Nigerian Officials by secretcode01: 11:32pm On Apr 04, 2017
Abubakar Shekau's faction of Boko Haram releases video showing signs of desperation as a consequence of ongoing military action. The short clip also showed some villagers being whipped for either being in possession of drugs and alcohol or consuming it in the areas probably under their control in Sambisa and environs. The video only showed a speaker preacher ranting about the Nigerian government surrounded by gunmen and a crowd apparently of villagers held hostage chanting in agreement at intervals.

Abubakar Shekau's faction of Boko Haram releases video showing signs of desperation as a consequence of ongoing military action. The short clip also showed some villagers being whipped for either being in possession of drugs and alcohol or consuming it in the areas probably under their control in Sambisa and environs. The video only showed a speaker preacher ranting about the Nigerian government surrounded by gunmen and a crowd apparently of villagers held hostage chanting in agreement at intervals. The video was released exclusively to a prominent freelance journalist knowledgeable about the sects operations.

http://saharareporters.com/2017/04/03/boko-haram-releases-video-rant-against-buhari-and-other-nigerian-officials


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNCFzQtxrHM
Business / This Is The Only Way MMM Can Move Forward. by secretcode01: 3:41pm On Jan 21, 2017
Idris Adab:
Please we should tell our downliners providing help with small money to pay and acknowledge their pledges asap because if those little money PH are not cleared to pair with GH of small money, many of us with large money will not be attended to. And that's the new model of system on ground, I.e pairing "small PH to small GH".

MMM management are not fools and we should know that they are cooperate of smart people that understand pretty well what is good and bad for the system. So please let's keep this issue of stopping guiders' bonuses or any other bonuses aside for now and let's work hard on telling our downliners providing help with small money to acknowledge their pledges. Let them understand the new system model and tell them that they're the pillar of MMM now and they should pay on time to move the system forward if not we're just gonna be stagnant without moving forward. The more those with small GH are cleared and paid, the faster the system will move forward and take next step to pay people with large GH with large PH on ground. That's the new model of the system now.

There are so many "small money" PH on ground which system has to dispatched to pay "small money GH" and without taking care of that system will not move to the next stage of pairing "large PH to large GH".

Please we all have huge work to do by orienting our downliners better and change their mentality about negative things they read on social medias because most of these social network medias are anti-MMM which most people do not understand because they're well recognized. So, please let's work better and tell our downliners PH with small money to cooperate and acknowledge their pledges on time.

Nothing is wrong with MMM or the system, there are so many PH on ground untouched, even some of those from last year December have not been touched and matched to pay which many of us can testify to. Nothing is wrong with the system except that we have to be familiar and understand the new model of the system better, which is done to give our community MMM long span and eradicate greediness.

If you still have your available spare money to PH please go ahead with the good intention of "helping ourselves, helping our community" and if you don't have spare money please MMM is not forcing anybody to provide help. Just keep calm and wait patiently while the system reach your turn to GH. Long live MMM! And Don't forget this; NO PANICS, "TOGETHER WE CHANGE THE WORLD!" Thank you!

Business / Re: Mmm-if You Have A "Maximum To Withdraw Of 31K On Your GH" Try This. by secretcode01: 5:23pm On Jan 20, 2017
Ajewealth123:
Even to pay ordinary 31k is a problem,I just. Pity those with 700k- 2m
The new model of the system is programmed to take care of people with little money before paying those with big ones. There are lot of PH on ground with little amount. And it doesn't make any sense for system to take 200 20K PH to pay someone getting help of 4million. Such person bank account will be blocked and EFCC will be visiting him . So the system will pay and clear GH with little money first before attending to bigger GH. Thanks
Business / Re: Mmm-if You Have A "Maximum To Withdraw Of 31K On Your GH" Try This. by secretcode01: 5:17pm On Jan 20, 2017
Mrdecent:
Who is going to pay when their is confusion?
Please contact your guider or PM on whatsapp 08038377162. Thanks
Business / Re: Mmm-if You Have A "Maximum To Withdraw Of 31K On Your GH" Try This. by secretcode01: 5:11pm On Jan 20, 2017
So sorry It's not applicable to you because you'RE not given a "maximum to withdraw of 31K"
It can only work for those given opportunity with maximum withdraw of 31K on their get help
Business / Re: Mmm-if You Have A "Maximum To Withdraw Of 31K On Your GH" Try This. by secretcode01: 5:05pm On Jan 20, 2017
People will pay if we're really ready to help ourselves with no selfishness or greediness. And also to really follow the principle and ideology of MMM without making haters and negative medias to enter our heads.
"TOGETHER WE CHANGE THE WORLD"
Business / Mmm-if You Have A "Maximum To Withdraw Of 31K On Your GH" Try This. by secretcode01: 4:46pm On Jan 20, 2017
Idris Adab:
Please if you have a "maximum to withdraw" of 31K on your GH. You must have tried to withdraw the 31K but the order is not coming out. Please try to withdraw 15K less, then the order will be out. I just detected this. Try it now and share this to everyone that has maximum to withdraw of 31K. And later you can get your remaining money. The new model of the system just wanna clear those PH of less than 40K, and later match those with PH above 50K to settle those GH above 50K.

When a person is given opportunity of having maximum to withdraw of 31K. Then it will work. The person in the screenshot is having 16K plus because he has already GH

Available withdrawal of zero can't work for now probably your total withdrawal on your mavro is more than 60K. It can only work for those given opportunity with maximum withdraw of 31K on their get help.

Please broadcast this. Long live MMM! Together we change the world. Guider to be, Idris.
Good luck

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Investment / Common Sense From A Guy Who's Not Even A Participant Of Mmm by secretcode01: 9:19pm On Dec 15, 2016
COMMON SENSE FROM A GUY WHO'S NOT EVEN A PARTICIPANT OF MMM

You got into many relationships that never worked, and no one is mocking you in public.
You got into a marriage that crashed, yet your friends are not on facebook celebrating your pain, and you haven't killed yourself yet.
Your many attempts at businesses have failed and you lost money, yet you are still alive.
You have taken many risks that never paid off, yet you are still moving on with hope.

Now you advised your friend not to do MMM, but he went for it anyways. MMM is frozen for 30days, atleast so we heard, and you find joy in taking to facebook to mock your friend JUST TO BE PROVED RIGHT.

Same way you pray for the failure of the government you didn't vote for JUST TO BE PROVED RIGHT.

I have taken time to read the MMM freezing report, it is a shame that you have decided to take that report out of context, add salt and pepper, just to cause panic and unnecessary tension.
Many people have fainted because they read your false version of MMM story.
Will you also celebrate on facebook if they commit suicide tomorrow on account of your mockery?
Even if they were careless in taking risk with MMM, must you add to their sorrow?
Don't you have any conscience sire?
Are you not a hypocrite?
If that young man came to you for help, even to borrow money before MMM, would you have given him?
How many of you have helped poor people the way MMM has in the last year(i speak based on the testimonies in the mouth of Nigerians).

In October i met a young man in Port Harcourt who moved from someone's house as a squatter to a one-bedroom apartment and i still remember the joy with which He glorified God for MMM.
How many people have glorified God for your help and support, STINGY YOU!
There is a high level of moral bankruptcy in this nation. People are more willing to celebrate the pains of fellow Nigerians than anything else.
It is the same reason they go to accident scenes, and their first impulse is not to help but snap and post gorry pictures on facebook to extract AMEN from people.
If you know you have never done things that failed in your life, then continue mocking your MMM friends.....

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Business / Open Letter From Sergey Mavrodi To The Nigerian Authorities by secretcode01: 3:54pm On Dec 11, 2016
Open Letter from Sergey Mavrodi to the Nigerian Authorities

Honorable authorities,

So far MMM has come under a constant attack from you. In this regard, I would like to ask you a few simple questions. Since you are concerned with the interests of millions of your fellow citizens, I hope that you would be so kind to answer them.

1. What are you trying to get? Do you want the MMM System to collapse and millions of people to suffer? Who will support them then if now MMM is their only means of livelihood? Will you? You even don’t pay wages to people? Or might you not care about them? Might you be using a trendy topic to make a good name for yourselves? What will you say to a mother who will have no money to buy food for her child? Will you let her child die for the sake of the higher interests of the economy?

2. You say that MMM is a scam. What is the scam here, if all members are warned in advance about all the risks, the possible and impossible ones? They know there are no investments at all. The warning is a red text on a yellow background placed on most prominent place of the website.

3. You say that MMM is bad. Why? Yes, it produces nothing, but nothing gets out of the country either. The money is just redistributed among the citizens of Nigeria. It gets from those who are richer to poorer ones, in this way restoring social justice. What''s wrong with that?

4. You have repeatedly stated that "it should be investigated!.. researched!.." It means you know nothing about this System yet; you even haven’t understood how it works. Isn’t it completely irresponsible of you to make all these allegations and play with the lives of millions of ordinary people?

5. And finally. If you know what is right for people, why is the life so bad in the country?

Sincerely yours,

Sergey Mavrodi

P.S. As for your statement that "everything will collapse soon". The system has been working in Nigeria for a year, and according to your estimates, the total number of members now is about 3 million people. In Nigeria the population is approximately 195 million. Can you calculate? Will it be “soon"? :-))

Investment / Jacob Zuma Encourages Jobless South Africans To Join MMM by secretcode01: 8:44pm On Oct 31, 2016
President Jacob Zuma has torched a storm after he said South Africans battling to find jobs must join MMM. Speaking at a fundraiser in Limpopo over the weekend, the president shocked attendees when he encouraged them to join the embattled scheme.

“South Africans complain too much, there are many money making schemes that are making people rich everyday but you guys are waiting for me to come and give you a job. If you can not get a job, just join MMM. My gardener and maid do MMM and they get more money than what I am paying them. I want to fire them so they can fully concentrate on MMM”, he said.

The entrance of Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox popularly known by its abbreviation, MMM, into the country sent South Africans into a frenzy as many joined the quick-money train. The company which was founded in Russia by Sergei Mavrodi, his brother Vyacheslav Mavrodi, and Olga Melnikova recorded a rapid growth but in 1994, it came crashing down as it was closed over tax evasion.

Described as the biggest Ponzi scheme in the 1990s, it was estimated that thousands of people lost up to $10 billion dollars. The scheme which has been banned in China has found its way to South Africa, Zimbabwe and recently Nigeria where it has attracted “investors” who put money into it and receive 30 per cent “profit” ant the end of the month.

Jacob Zuma’s utterances have been met with an outrage all over South Africa with many saying Zuma was out of line and should apologise.

Do you think it is okay for Jacob Zuma to advertise this scheme?

Source : LiveMonitor Satire http://livemonitor.co.za/join-mmm/
Health / 9 Ways To Make Sure Your V**ina Never SMELLS Bad Again by secretcode01: 10:24am On Aug 13, 2016
Vaginal disorder is a health issue which is not only embarrassing but also unpleasant. Many women are facing this issue and it simply means that your v**ina is not healthy. A healthy v**ina doesn’t smell (or at least never smell bad) because it naturally contains bacteria which maintain its pH level and keep it odor less, much like other internal organs. Vaginal odor normally results from yeast infection, although sometimes the cause may be different.
A healthy v**ina is vital for overall health of woman. Read below for information that can help you to keep your v**ina healthy and odor less.

1. Apple Cider Vinegar
Apple cider vinegar is known for its antibacterial and antiseptic. Both these properties work great to remove v@ginal odor. This common kitchen ingredient can be used in two ways- you can either take a bath with it, or you can drink it by mixing it with water.

2. Baking Soda
Baking soda is best home remedy to
remove vaginal odor. It helps to restore the pH balance. You can use this in two ways- you can either mix it in your bath tub before taking bath or can mix it in a bucket just for cleaning your genital area. (Mixing it bath tub is more beneficial.)

3. Probiotics
Probiotics are good in keeping stomach healthy as well as fighting against vaginal disorder. There are plenty of options to choose from but most easily available source for probiotics is 'Probiotic Yogurt’. It contains a large quantity of lactobacillus bacteria, which is very effective in fighting Candida infection and to restore normal vaginal pH level.

4. White Vinegar.
White vinegar has properties to break down odor proteins and this make it to work great in neutralizing odor. A white vinegar bath not just eliminate odor, maintain pH level and also help to get rid of itching in private part area.

5. Tea Tree Oil
Like apple cider vinegar, tea tree oil also has strong antiseptic and antifungal properties. So, it is also very beneficial in eliminating v@ginal odor and maintaining the normal pH of v**ina.

6. Garlic
Garlic has strong antibiotic, antifungal and antimicrobial properties. It is also very effective in removing vaginal odor. Just include garlic, raw or cooked, in your daily diet to see results. Eating one or two garlic cloves daily not just work great in eliminating vaginal odor, but also help in maintaining normal blood pressure.

7. Fresh fruits and vegetables
Fresh fruits and vegetables are essential for proper body function. They are also helpful in maintaining proper v@ginal pH and keep it odor free. You should go for fruit only diet at least once in a week. Green leafy vegetables increase blood circulation which supports healthy v@ginal walls. They also prevent v@gina from dryness, any kind of infection and bacterial proliferation.

8. Nuts And Seeds.
Nuts contains high amount of vitamin E and including them in your daily diet is beneficial in preventing vaginal dryness. Moreover, some nuts like almonds are also rich in zinc, facilitate your menstrual cycle, reduce v@ginal itching and reduce bacterial growth. Sunflower seeds, almonds, walnuts and hazelnuts are best when it come to vaginal health.

9. Water is vital for healthy body, including v@ginal health. V@ginal mucous membranes needs to stay
well hydrated and it is possible only with water. Water is the best moisturizer for vaginal mucous membranes so, drink it in abundance. Hydrated mucous membrane help in maintaining proper pH level, prevent dryness and keep v**ina odor free.
Health / Re: Help Which Drug Can I Take To Kill My Sexual Urge by secretcode01: 10:14am On Aug 13, 2016
zicoflex:
i have been sufffrin from toomuch of sexual urge i need drug or medicine to cure
consult an experienced female medical doctor for advice or treatment. Don't be shy, Good luck!
Religion / Powerful Message And Warning To My Beloved Christians And Jews by secretcode01: 12:33am On Jun 26, 2016
POWERFUL MESSAGE AND WARNING TO MY BELOVED CHRISTIANS AND JEWS

This is a last message and warning from God Almighty to us all!

To the humble ones, I advice to read carefully and understand with a pure mind free from hatred.

The One and Only God Almighty (Allah) says in the last guarded Holy Scripture, He says:

"O people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians)! Now has come to you Our Messenger (Muhammad SAW) explaining to you much of that which you used to hide from the Scripture and passing over (i.e. leaving out without explaining) much. Indeed, there has come to you from Allah a light (Prophet Muhammad SAW) and a plain Book (this Qur'an)."

"Wherewith Allah guides all those who seek His Good Pleasure to ways of peace, and He brings them out of darkness by His Will unto light and guides them to a Straight Way (Islamic Monotheism)."

"Surely, in disbelief are they who say that Allah is the Messiah, son of Maryam (Mary). Say (O Muhammad SAW): "Who then has the least power against Allah, if He were to destroy the Messiah, son of Maryam (Mary), his mother, and all those who are on the earth together?" And to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth, and all that is between them. He creates what He wills. And Allah is Able to do all things."

"And (both) the Jews and the Christians say: "We are the children of Allah and His loved ones." Say: "Why then does He punish you for your sins?" Nay, you are but human beings, of those He has created, He forgives whom He wills and He punishes whom He wills. And to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth and all that is between them, and to Him is the return (of all)."

"O people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians)! Now has come to you Our Messenger (Muhammad SAW) making (things) clear unto you, after a break in (the series of) Messengers, lest you say: "There came unto us no bringer of glad tidings and no warner." But now has come unto you a bringer of glad tidings and a warner. And Allah is Able to do all things." [Q5|15-19|]

"And because of their saying (in boast), "We killed Messiah 'Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), the Messenger of Allah," - but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but the resemblance of 'Iesa (Jesus) was put over another man (and they killed that man), and those who differ therein are full of doubts. They have no (certain) knowledge, they follow nothing but conjecture. For surely; they killed him not [i.e. 'Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary)]:

"But Allah raised him ['Iesa (Jesus)] up (with his body and soul) unto Himself (and he is in the heavens). And Allah is Ever All-Powerful, All-Wise."

"And there is none of the people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians), but must believe in him ['Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), as only a Messenger of Allah and a human being], before his ['Iesa (Jesus) or a Jew's or a Christian's] death (at the time of the appearance of the angel of death). And on the Day of Resurrection, he ['Iesa (Jesus)] will be a witness against them."

"But those among them who are well-grounded in knowledge, and the believers, believe in what has been sent down to you (Muhammad SAW) and what was sent down before you, and those who perform As-Salat (Iqamat-as-Salat), and give Zakat and believe in Allah and in the Last Day, it is they to whom We shall give a great reward."

"Verily, We have inspired you (O Muhammad SAW) as We inspired Nuh (Noah) and the Prophets after him; We (also) inspired Ibrahim (Abraham), Isma'il (Ishmael), Ishaque (Isaac), Ya'qub (Jacob), and Al-Asbat [the twelve sons of Ya'qub (Jacob)], 'Iesa (Jesus), Ayub (Job), Yunus (Jonah), Harun (Aaron), and Sulaiman (Solomon), and to Dawud (David) We gave the Zabur (Psalms)."

"And Messengers We have mentioned to you before, and Messengers We have not mentioned to you, - and to Musa (Moses) Allah spoke directly."

"Messengers as bearers of good news as well as of warning in order that mankind should have no plea against Allah after the Messengers. And Allah is Ever All-Powerful, All-Wise."

"But Allah bears witness to that which He has sent down (the Quran) unto you (O Muhammad SAW), He has sent it down with His Knowledge, and the angels bear witness. And Allah is All-Sufficient as a Witness."

"Verily, those who disbelieve [by concealing the truth about Prophet Muhammad SAW and his message of true Islamic Monotheism written with them in the Taurat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel)] and prevent (mankind) from the Path of Allah (Islamic Monotheism), they have certainly strayed far away."

"Except the way of Hell, to dwell therein forever, and this is ever easy for Allah."

"O mankind! Verily, there has come to you the Messenger (Muhammad SAW) with the truth from your Lord, so believe in him, it is better for you. But if you disbelieve, then certainly to Allah belongs all that is in the heavens and the earth. And Allah is Ever All-Knowing, All-Wise."

"O people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians)! Do not exceed the limits in your religion, nor say of Allah aught but the truth. The Messiah 'Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), was (no more than) a Messenger of Allah and His Word, ("Be!" - and he was) which He bestowed on Maryam (Mary) and a spirit (Ruh) created by Him; so believe in Allah and His Messengers. Say not: "Three (trinity)!" Cease! (it is) better for you. For Allah is (the only) One Ilah (God), Glory be to Him (Far Exalted is He) above having a son. To Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is in the earth. And Allah is All-Sufficient as a Disposer of affairs."

"The Messiah will never be proud to reject to be a slave to Allah, nor the angels who are near (to Allah). And whosoever rejects His worship and is proud, then He will gather them all together unto Himself."

"So, as for those who believed (in the Oneness of Allah - Islamic Monotheism) and did deeds of righteousness, He will give their (due) rewards, and more out of His Bounty. But as for those who refuse His worship and were proud, He will punish them with a painful torment. And they will not find for themselves besides Allah any protector or helper."

"O mankind! Verily, there has come to you a convincing proof (Prophet Muhammad SAW) from your Lord, and We sent down to you a manifest light (this Quran)."

"So, as for those who believed in Allah and held fast to Him, He will admit them to His Mercy and Grace (i.e. Paradise), and guide them to Himself by a Straight Path." [Q4|157-175|]

Welcome you all to Islam!
Sports / Re: Breaking News:jose Mourinho Signs Manchester United Contract! by secretcode01: 6:16pm On May 26, 2016
Up man Utd
Sports / Re: Manchester United Appoints Mourinho As Coach by secretcode01: 6:15pm On May 26, 2016
Up man utd!

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Islam for Muslims / 7 Beautiful Pearls Which Make A Wife Special by secretcode01: 7:18am On May 06, 2016
7 Beautiful Pearls Which Make A Wife Special
1) The Patient: The woman who remains patient in all circumstances, and never whines, moans and complains. When some trouble or affliction hits her, she turns to Allah for help.
2) The Protector: The woman who protects her husband’s wealth & her chastity when he is away from home. When he returns , she does not burden him with the day’s problems, but listens attentively to his needs and does her best to take his tiredness away.
3) The Lover: The women who adores her husband, beautifies herself for him & craves for his children to the extent that whenever her husband glances at her, duaa pours for her from the bottom of his heart.
4) The Good Do-er: The women who has an excellent reputation in society – for being kind, caring & courteous. She is good with her neighbours & relatives & never backbites or displays jealousy.
5) The Content: The women who never casts her eyes at material things and is content with whatever little her husband gives her. She is thankful to him for every morsel that he feeds her, every clothe that he gifts her, including the roof over her head. She makes her gratefulness known to him in words & action and thus, soothes her husband’s heart.
6) The Pious: The women who spends much of her day in dhikr, reading the Quran & Salaah and her nights in praying tahajjud & crying to Allah for forgiveness. She encourages her husband to give daw’ah in his spare time.
7) The Sweet Smiler: The woman who smiles excessively, especially when her husband is at home. She always talks gently that it seems that pearls are dripping from her mouth. She never raises her voice while talking to her husband. If her husband is angry with her for some reason & shouts at her, she does not answer him back but maintains a dignified silence. When he has calmed down , she offers him cool water & apologizes to him even if she wasn’t at fault.
May Allah bless the our women with these characteristics, and bless the men with wives like this.
AMEEN

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NYSC / Re: How My Phone Dropped From My Pocket Inside A Danfo Bus by secretcode01: 11:10pm On Aug 15, 2015
colossus2:

You go soon see oyibo mallam undecided
Who knows maybe you're the danfo driver sef... Make God p*nish your father grin I.diot. Since na wetin your father dey do na. Ole
NYSC / Re: How My Phone Dropped From My Pocket Inside A Danfo Bus by secretcode01: 11:02pm On Aug 15, 2015
colossus2:

You go soon see oyibo mallam undecided
You need an emergency rehab I swear
NYSC / How My Phone Dropped From My Pocket Inside A Danfo Bus by secretcode01: 5:09pm On Aug 15, 2015
On wednesday coming from my CDS at Ojo LGA, Lagos. I entered a bus from Iyana Iba heading to Iyana Ipaja which I dropped by at Akesan Bus-stop. I sat at the front sit close to the driver and one yoruba malam sat by the door side making me at the middle. My phone (with 32gb memory card) slipped out of my pocket which I realized some few minutes on the bike heading to my street. I called the number immediately with my other phone several times but it wasn't answered which I guess it entered or fell in a hidden corner because the phone was in vibration. I couldn't go back because the bus has already left and heading to Iyana Ipaja.

When I got home I kept on calling it but still not answered hoping someone will find it and return it. I called it the next day which is thursday, I called it again friday but still ringing thinking maybe the driver or the owner of the bus has not found it yet. I guess it dropped in a hidden place which can only be found when cleaning up the bus.

This afternoon on my blackberry phone I saw my bbm Dp changed to the driver carrying a boy. I called my number immediately but switched off. That means he has removed my sim, put his own using it already.

Please I need you guys' advice. What can I do to get my phone back peacefully?

I got the guy's picture on my phone already, don't know if it's proper to share it now.
Religion / A Letter From Satan by secretcode01: 12:41pm On Jul 08, 2015
A Letter From Satan


I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without stopping to pray.
As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you.
I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had .. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people, out partying, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, ask forgiveness from Him, live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you...... IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR GOD.

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Religion / 21 Different Versions Of The Bible Saying Samething With The Qur'an- The Light by secretcode01: 11:43am On Jun 24, 2015
◄ *Bible 1 Corinthians 11:6* ►
Parallel Verses:

Check 21 different versions of the Bible as listed below saying the same thing to Suratul An-Nur (The Light) of the Holy Qur'an- Qur'an 24|31|

"And tell the believing women to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things), and protect their private parts (from illegal sexual acts, etc.) and >»not to show off their adornment except only that which is apparent (like palms of hands or one eye or both eyes for necessity to see the way, or outer dress like veil, gloves, head-cover, apron, etc.), and to draw their veils all over Juyubihinna (i.e. their bodies, faces, necks and bosoms, etc.) «<and not to reveal their adornment except to their husbands, their fathers, their husband's fathers, their sons, their husband's sons, their brothers or their brother's sons, or their sister's sons, or their (Muslim) women (i.e. their sisters in Islam), or the (female) slaves whom their right hands possess, or old male servants who lack vigour, or small children who have no sense of the shame of sex. And let them not stamp their feet so as to reveal what they hide of their adornment. And all of you beg Allah to forgive you all, O believers, that you may be successful."

Now see the 21 different versions of the Bible

*New International Version
For if a woman does not cover her head, she might as well have her hair cut off; but if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, then she should cover her head.

*New Living Translation
Yes, if she refuses to wear a head covering, she should cut off all her hair! But since it is shameful for a woman to have her hair cut or her head shaved, she should wear a covering.

*English Standard Version
For if a wife will not cover her head, then she should cut her hair short. But since it is disgraceful for a wife to cut off her hair or shave her head, let her cover her head.

*New American Standard Bible
For if a woman does not cover her head, let her also have her hair cut off; but if it is disgraceful for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, let her cover her head.

*King James Bible
For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.

*Holman Christian Standard Bible
So if a woman's head is not covered, her hair should be cut off. But if it is disgraceful for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, she should be covered.

*International Standard Version
So if a woman does not cover her head, she should cut off her hair. If it is a disgrace for a woman to cut off her hair or shave her head, let her cover her own head.

*NET Bible
For if a woman will not cover her head, she should cut off her hair. But if it is disgraceful for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, she should cover her head.

*Aramaic Bible in Plain English
For if a woman is not covered, she should also be sheared, but if it is a disgrace for a woman to be sheared or shaven, let her be covered.

*GOD'S WORD® Translation
So if a woman doesn't cover her head, she should cut off her hair. If it's a disgrace for a woman to cut off her hair or shave her head, she should cover her head.

*Jubilee Bible 2000
For if the woman is not covered, let her also be shorn; but if it is a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.

*King James 2000 Bible
For if the woman is not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it is a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.

*American King James Version
For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.

*American Standard Version
For if a woman is not veiled, let her also be shorn: but if it is a shame to a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be veiled.

*Douay-Rheims Bible
For if a woman be not covered, let her be shorn. But if it be a shame to a woman to be shorn or made bald, let her cover her head.

*Darby Bible Translation
For if a woman be not covered, let her hair also be cut off. But if [it be] shameful to a woman to have her hair cut off or to be shaved, let her be covered.

*English Revised Version
For if a woman is not veiled, let her also be shorn: but if it is a shame to a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be veiled.

*Webster's Bible Translation
For if the woman is not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it is a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaved, let her be covered.

*Weymouth New Testament
If a woman will not wear a veil, let her also cut off her hair. But since it is a dishonor to a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, let her wear a veil.

*World English Bible
For if a woman is not covered, let her also be shorn. But if it is shameful for a woman to be shorn or shaved, let her be covered.

*Young's Literal Translation
for if a woman is not covered -- then let her be shorn, and if it is a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven -- let her be covered;

Is it that the pastors can't see this or what, they refused to preach it in churches? Because I don't understand how xtians go out without covering their body and leaving the shape out, putting on so attractive clothes.

How many xtians really sit down to read and understand the bible without been told in the church by pastors to open this so and so verses to satisfy their own desire.

That's why we all need to know and understand God ourselves. If truly you believe in the existence of God, Make more research and seek for the true God.

On the Day of resurrection there's no excuse for ignorance and there's not gonna be a second chance!

Your chances is now!

Thank you!
Romance / Re: Shhhhhhh..! Be Quiet, The Spirits Are Here To Answer Your Prayer by secretcode01: 12:51pm On May 21, 2015
HeartRobber:
Op,




you mean ' romance spirit?

Yeah, lol... Romance spirit!
Romance / Re: Shhhhhhh..! Be Quiet, The Spirits Are Here To Answer Your Prayer by secretcode01: 12:49pm On May 21, 2015
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Romance / Shhhhhhh..! Be Quiet, The Spirits Are Here To Answer Your Prayer by secretcode01: 12:01pm On May 21, 2015
The spirits are here to answer just this prayer:

May you marry the guy/lady you have sex with last!

Amen or God forbid!

Can I hear you say.........?

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