Good day nairalanders, please I need your help and advise over a business you will invest your money, assuming you have a balance of Ten million naira to spare For It.


Note: I need a business that can be run by someone, excluding REAL ESTATE, TRANSPORT BUSINESS and BETTING SHOPS.
Your advise will go a long way thank as you share your meaningful contributions..

Advise me please before I Invest wrongly, I was thinking Of opening a mini mart at Enugu. (your opinion is highly welcome)

cc77:
Tell your mother say you used 10k play bet9ja and you won 15m.....

My brother no talk that one oo, person way the warn me abt betting, dating and bad friends but i go do as person advise me. invite her to Enugu and let her see the little investment i have

Kvngfrosh:
@Op
1. Tell your mum everything
Beg for her forgiveness
Don't use a lie to cover it up.
Also let her know that you didn't have a choice .
2. Then quit Fraud for life .
3. Try to donate to Charity
4. Try to live low and pray to God for forgiveness .
5. Then try to contact your victims anonymously Beg for forgiveness and offer to refund them a percentage of their money..

I don't know if number 5 is possible


Good luck.

Thanks but Number Five wont be possible. I can't my mum oo infact she will never believe what am saying. My mum is strict she doesn't tolerate that, she so much isolated us from people back then that now we can't face the world

Kccheechy:
clap for yourself!!! See justification!! There is a way fraud will be so justified, one will be tempted to go into it.
I can't advice you on how best to tell your strict Christian mother that you are lying to people and fraudulently acquiring wealth!!! You have a car,
7 tricycles, plots of land, you want to build a 5 bedroom bungalow in your hometown!! You say you are just 22yrs!!! What kind of legit business is a 22yrs old doing that made him amass such wealth??!! I really don't blame you. I blame social media. Ever since social media emerged and celebrity show offs started, small boys are dreaming big!!! They want to have it all but don't want to legit work for it. The problem with this generation is that they want to eat dinner when it's time for breakfast!! They want to touch where their hands can't reach yet.

Thank you sir for such an Intelligent advise but as we all know you dont expect me to back down now

GodWrites:
Another format by yahoo boys is to cook fake stories so that NLders will pm them, asking for formats. From there, they scam. Be careful!

Did I say I want to teach anyone format here

Takeit2017:


Bro I advice you tAke the second person to comment here serious


Am a young boy in the street of lagos hustling alone
I was robbed of my hard earned money last week please am begging you I need money this money to buy medicine and food for houses Please am begging you Please nothing is too small

Please I want to make my brother an sister happy am the only one takin care of them please am begging help us...since morning I jut hustle wetin them go chop me never see any food it only biscuit please am begging


0243850902 Gtb

bro sorry for your lost and also know that I can't send money to you via my bank account because you maybe a security agent, but you can create an OPAY wallet and send me your address asap let me assist with the little i can spare thanks.

Bunsenbun:
as someome who gambles for a living,the fastest way to clean dirty money is by betting.stake huge amounts on low risk games like over 0.5 .buy crypto with funds and withdraw again.keep repeating.Laundering money is easier than anything .
P.S: I no dey do fraud.

Boss betting almost kill for my 100 level oo

SeunDobo:



Please stop bring Yahoo thread on here again ,Please enough is enough ..#Moderator You need to be deleted all this thread please

Boss abeg no vex abeg

jimmychang:


ON GOD


Oga quit fraud sharp sharp since you have alot already....and if you wanna show of that is your greatest undoing ....just keep your head low as it is ....

The problem of blackmen is that they like to intimidate others and show off....and since you don't like that don't become the person you hate ...

I see you as someone who is smart ... No disgrace yourself.


And don't fucking drop out of school please or I will find you and beat you ....


If you can do it stop going home everytime ,go home once in a while ..... respect go dey ...I like your kind of person already

Lolz you funny die thanks man

Xxx123xxx:
..Don't drop out..Finish school if not for anything for bragging rights.

Thanks alot brother

NiRfreak:
Seems the trend on Nairaland is to come out and low-key boast about how you are rich Yahoo boy..
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Nawao...Na fraud we kon dey use claim levels.. chai.

Lolz

Koulture:


All this $100 itunes card,socks on slippers Yahoo boys on nairaland sef.

Real niggas like us don't make noise.

Am not here to know how much you make but I can assure you that am living a very comfortable life and I believe you won't like to meet me in person.. Enjoy biking but at least invest..

For those of you complaining about this thread, I am not here to talk about teaching any one how to be a yahoo boy I just need some help on how I can tackle my mum, she is a pain in the neck. Do u know that we pray twice daily in our house ,, how can I let them know that I have over 7 kekepep that fetch me money in school with out questioning my source of income, I don't want anyone to think i was into blood money and all that, tho the money was gotten from fraud. Church was made for man and not man for church... I can't stand this humiliation , every one think they have made money unknown to them ' they are broke.......


Do u know how many sleepless night I had trying to keep my family alive, but my mum won't allow that's she believes Godstime is the best lol and this godstime ain't coming.

I have been thinking of dropping out from school so I can face my business and stop yahoo yahoo business,, I'm an introvert my self self so I don't associate my self with g boys, most of the money I have I leave them as bit coin, I don't show off am always humble and I don't want anyone to discover the kind of business I did to acquire all my wealth..


Am in 200 level

Will it be advisable if I drop out from school ?

hgnbello:
D Aim Is To Get Rich, Nt To Show Pple U Are Rich Or Oppress Odas.
Ur Mum Shld B Ur Problem.
Since U Gat Investment. U Av D Ansa.

I dont want her to report me or turn me on to the police because I will never forgive her,, a primary school teacher that has not received her salary for over 8 months is acting like a jesus

Shortcut2life:
Enough with this crazyyy yahoo thread don’t bring your hustle shit on Nairaland face it as a man and Bleep off ..

Sorry boss sometimes you may just need help am not here to talk about the yahoo I only need some advice man

casdoruche:
Success has many friends. No matter how churchy they will be they will still need help. They have never asked you because them never know. You think maybe she will act that way or this way.

Funny you. When a man makes wealth even his pastor will calmly admonish him. Let me tell you how to go about it.

Do acts of kindness.
Go orphanage with your mom
Go to prison to help
Help those who need help
Go to hospitals

Even people wet do legit never do enough good. Imagine what your cousin did to you. If were never a yahoo before now. You will end as one later with such mockery and show of stupidity from your cousins.

No one has right to judge you. From experience the most churchy people never reject money from yahoo boys. Infact, they will invite you to their church so you can be a permanent donor of money.
On naira land, people beg on daily basis but no one helps. When you seek help in the wrong means. They come like righteousness88 on nairaland to preach but will never help.

Thank you bro my mum does not know I have such amount of money,, I wanted to open up to her that I have about 7 keke na pep that remit money to me yesterday,, she is living in poverty and she don't want help. She is believing on a God that she have never seen am tired...

My own friends do come around to show off but I act lole like I have never seen 100k in my life

Mustiboy:
I like you. You have sense.


Not all fraudsters earn that much and remain humble. Tell them you're into forex trading and say you're willing to teach them too. But don't let them know exactly how much you have. You can just make it known to them that you've been saving heavily to save some millions.

Be that as it may, I don't like the means through which you got your money, but I can't blame you. I blame Nigeria.

Thank you sir, I told my elder sister that I was into bitcoin business and that was where I got the money to buy all the clothes I wear but my mum was still questioning me, she knows about the yahoo trend because here in delta state almost everyone has a representative

Burstscam:
Remain the way you are. Try and cut your stay short. Since you have some investments, quit fraud. Channel the bungalow money into more profitable business. When you're ready to build, you don't need your mom's permission.

Most importantly, quit fraud, separate from fraudster friends and dress moderately

Thanks i don't mixup with them , I live in a low class lodge that is occupied mostly by bankers and married men

[quote author=Oluwasaeon post=97410920]Relax [/iquote]

Brother how can I relax,, I know how I hustle this money, and this guy thinks he owns everyone, my mum and church ehn I would have asked my nigga to bring some of my property home,, even when my mum saw my Samsung phone and the cloths I came with she was questioning me how I manage to afford them and I lied that it was my boss that have me the clothes,, my social media account I don't upload pictures. Am living a fake life man, I love my mum but she I taking things too far,, no be only her be Christian ooo

Hello nairalanders Christmas is here again , I wish us all a merry xmas celebration.

I'm an old member I created this account to stay anonymous

Back to the matter of the day
I'm 22 and a student in one university in the eastern part of Nigeria, I have been in school even during the lockdown I refused to go back home because of some of the business am doing in school and some personal Issues.

So my parents pressure me to come home and I came back on 22 Dec, and what I discovered in my home didn't go well with me .

My mum is a devoted Christian, this kind of churchy churchy kinda person and she don't want her children to be wayward but I have cross boundaries so mum am sorry.

When I get home I find out that my cousins are back from Lagos where they all base and they came home with house appliances like GENERATOR, TV, Dstv,home theater etc .

I am the youngest among them all and I came back home like a commoner, I came home with just my cloths and I didn't buy anything as little as bread or anything, so people in my neighborhood sees me like someone who went to the city to hustle and came back empty handed, my cousins has been Using that advantage to turn me into an errand boy,, they send me to the bank, always ask me to wash his bike and all that lol,, am always humble because of my mum oo. I don't really want to disclose who I am and when am done with the task they will tip me with #200 lol. So last night I went to charge my phone in his room and my cousin was telling me how life was in lagos.
So he told me he was enjoying life and all that, he was saying all this in a mockery way and I was just paying attention to him, I don't want to make it look like I was jealous of his wealth and all that...

So this morning he ask me to me deliver his clothes to a dry cleaner you some how the cloths got stained, this guy was furious and he asked me if I knew how much he got that clothes and that he can't wear a stain white shirt he was talking too much and this man was creating a scene and me I'm an introvert I got angry and told him that he has a poor man mentality, so he came out plain and he was explaining all his achievement in the presence of everyone. I felt embarrassed and I left to my room what this guys and my family don't know is am not who I claim to be.


I know what I babe acquired even as a student in Enugu, I know how I hustle in school and all that, I can place him and his entire house hold on monthly salary and will never run broke, I have a car, 4 plot of land, a phone outlet, a boutique etc ...

All this I acquired it via ill gotten money (yahoo yahoo) don't judge me you won't believe what I went through in school and I can't come out plain because my mum will reject me , my dad will disown me, and she will report me to the police immediately she find out I have a car to my name I know what am saying This woman has made me to live like slave to this brothers of mine .

THE QUESTION NOW IS HOW CAN I CONVINCE MY MUM THAT I GOT ALL MY WEALTH THROUGH A LEGIT WAY AND NOT IN A FRAUDULENT WAY. AND ALSO GET HER TO ACCEPT MY MONEY OR EVEN ALLOW ME TO USE IT TO BUILD EVEN A BUNGALOW FOR OUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY??


I want to show my cousin that he is a poor man, I know how much I use in buying cloths,, what is a bike I have plans of errecting a 5 bedroom bungalow in my compound, my mother has been the issue here if I tell you how I suffer to make this money una go pity me,, make YOU no allow any motivational speaker make you go start university without any financially stable parents or source of income ooo,, they were the once that push me and now they are here to mock me...

I want to bring my car home and let my mum do her worst but my other mind is telling me no because I know how much mum suffer with us when we were kids.....

Sorry for my typos errors am a lazy writer.