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coogar: so your tobacco-stained braincells cannot process the fact that your condom busting might have exposed you to sëxually transmitted infections? did you school under a mango tree?

bloody nuisance, your mates are busy working to make ends meet whilst you are chubby-chasing.

Mr dreck.. If i'm worried about that i would have consult my doctor not a ressurected ape like you.

Inlgorious slowpoke of a forsaken village monster.

adaobi123: Lol @ over speeding

But @ op are you fine too ? Just asking

You should also consider the post above me too.

Sweeety... I dont have any problem if the baby have my gene.

I'm more than endowed.

coogar: look at this clown - you are worried about an ugly baby when you should be worried about ugly gifts like HIV or herpes!

Mr twerp i dont wanna go down that lane with you. If your hyperhidrosis brain cant comprehend condom burst then imma advice you to donate your brain for the next research in kenya zoo.

spongeback: And what is wrong with what I wrote
Maybe you should work on your reading skills, Peter isn't the first to propose to a lady with a range rover last year a guy proposed to his GF with a range I think the guy is a footballer I guess you would understand this.

Are you talking to me or the bloke behind me...

Chillisauce: Dont worry, since u can manage to have s ex with her, you can also manage the baby.

Abi u never hear monkey no fine but him papa like am

Hahaha... Na friendly match we played ooo.

I never knew she was jjc in this i would have take to wally to buy plan B.

spongeback: But he isn't the first someone proposed to his GF with a range last year I think he is a footballer

Madam please read what you wrote ...

fredopayee: When the container arrived, then what you imported will be unveiled to you.

Lol. Make the package resemble me ooo

Best news so far this week.

I had sexxx with this saint gurl a month ago and she's not that attrative. But the problem is, the condom burst while i was overspeeding.

She called me 2 hours ago to tell me that her cycle is a day late and she thinks that she's pregnant (i pray its negative shaa).

I'm not worried bout the preg but what am worried bout is the baby physically structure...

Any fellas in my shoe?.

Hahahaha.... ^^^^ your husband must like that thing more than IYan.

sexkillzisagoat: Leave her alone! Go to your yoruba girls! You that hates anything ibo

Ndo.... Afam bu ifesinachi.

One Nigeria.

9jacrip: @ the bolded: notified! Damn!

Shouldn't your brains tell you to spell-check if you're that bad with spellings?

Mate? As regards number of posts? Some of us have jobs you know? You're an idle kid who fingers his keyboard all the time to kill boredom, thanks to social networks!

Lol... But stop changing my comment mr neophyte.

9jacrip: @ the bolded: 'Knees' my broda



Let your parents find you awake at this hour. Keep trying to grow up faster than nature permits you.

Your brain should have notified you that, the 'L' is a mistake

Moreover.... I'm not your mate on NL.

9jacrip: Loretta what's up, I'm a fan

Dont you have home work to do?

lorretta u: thanks Idowu after yabbing me

Haha... Honey that yabbing is a steppiin stone to gain your attn.

I'm on ma kneeels.

lorretta u: how is that your problem?
Late 20s 'o early 30s ni.
All these oversabi people for nairaland.
Now that's a few weeks old picture,do I still look late 20s early 30s to you?
Rushing to comment what u don't know.even if I'm forty years and single
"how e take consine u?eh!"

Sweeety ... You are endowed.. Whats your skype i.d?

Officialgrl2: We still have 10montgs together we just moved him, I wish I knew about this before getting palace with her.

Wow.. You still have long days ahead. I dont know where you live but imma advice you to try and discussed this issue in a roommate agreement or contract, now's the time. Living under such close quarters can get rough, so it's always a good idea to talk about these issues before they explode. Next time she tells you her boyfriend's (uncountable)staying over, ask her if she can give you a few days notice next time so you can make other plans. If you still get a short notice visit, casually ask if her man has friends that live around and if they can stay there instead. If she refuses, or pulls a guilt trip, explain how patientt you've been in the past and that it's just as much your room as hers.

Is she a naija gurl ........

Tosinville: seedord yeye boy, u dey use question take dey ask question, how u take dey pass for sch sef?

Lol... Long time dawg... Sup with you.

How many months lease do you guys signed?

Even thou you tried to involve your landlord in this, there's nothing he's gonna do bout it so far she's not violating the rules on the lease agreeement.

ogugua88: So you didn't know that "stereotypical" is a word?

Lmaooooo


I missed thar part.

lorretta u: no

With the way am looking at your picture you must be in your late 20's or early 30. Yet there's no bloke to call a fiance in your life

Airforce1: Car wey old people dey use do Taxi for London


Mtchew

Hahaha Broo i swear with my Assss you've never being on a plane before

lorretta u: I hope you'll be saying the same thing when it happens to your sisters and eventually your daughters.since having children out of wedlock is the new way to show a good girl from a bad one.
SMH
some ppl never cease to amaze me with their funny/skewed thought processes.
BTW,you sound notoriously like 50calibre. Are u his alter ego?

Are you married?

Airforce1: How dare u call my Niece ugly... Are u mad?

Now i believed my professor. Ape must be relates chimpazeee

Then rent the car.. After she say yes return it.

kzokul: What is he saying ooooo.......any interpreter in d ous plsssssss.....chaiiiiii

rigormortis: THANK GOD I AM AN AMERICAN OF NIGERIAN DESCENT

And you are using peugeot in America.